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Mariangeles:
I made curry fried eggs earlier.
Together with fresh bread, it tastes like chicken pie

No be only chicken pie Na Sharwarma..
The rate at which u eat eggs Mari, you would be finishing one crate per week..sor gi!

Plus the Tukwurubalos..

Criminals are terrorising hoods oh! Security needs to be beefed up. No be only to dey enfore cessation of movement.
Our security operatives should step up their game. They are needed now more than ever.

Nnemuka:
Sorry to ask, are you a mechanical engineer?

Nnemuka biko hapumaka..
And what if I am?

pocohantas:
Trust me, I have been ignoring your double-faced ass, tantrums and slimy attitude. The day I will have your time, you will know what PREDICTABLE is. Fck off my mentions.


Now to important people and matters...

Please, what is the best long grained rice in the market?

Well, its necessary for me to do a quick rectification here.
My post was never meant to spite you, the Gods can verify this. But I understand you mechanical reactions.

I know we as humans, usually, are bereft of patience and willpower to relax our stormy minds and choose our words carefully.
Lamentably, we all lack the true intelligence to produce good reactions from the impressions that hit us cos we have been badly programmed to react with the usual verbiage of insults directly or indirectly and this is tragic.

#Thechangebeginshereandnow#

Mariangeles:
I too get you bros

My brother says his tea tastes better when I make it for him...he would never want to do it himself
I don't mind though...Men love to be pampered
From their sisters to their wives

And Mums. Especially

Ishilove:


It should be malaria. My tummy feels all queasy and I'm so lethargic. The thought of food makes me angry

Ndo o! Aya kwa na NNE..
Hope it aint something else..

Mariangeles:
We did pasghetti and turkey stew for Easter

I know poco wouldn't like this type of stew, since I didn't make it cry

This was the same thing I ate o.. But not turkey stew..

pocohantas:
Stop trying to play victim. Ain’t no one chasing you, you are the one always jumping on my post with your Ericsmith account. Between me and your gf, who needs lessons on neatness, presentation and cooking? Who really needs to contact Akpos? Dirty IG thief.

Pic 1: My fried rice
Pic 2: Your NEAT submissive gf’s fried rice
Pic 3: My stew that you have been yabbing.
Pic 4: Your submissive gf’s stew.

Two of you need to learn hygiene first, before you can drag me over anything. Happy Easter

Ngbe obuna.. Nme kwe, nme kwe, nme kwe..
Why does it take too little to set you off and too much to stop you..
You are becoming too predictable o..
Nne, odilo nma mehn!!

Fanaticism, ignorance, delusion of granduer and mythomania all on one Pastor.
My heart bleeds fot the millions of souls who are being deluded by a so called pastor.

I can never follow anyone sheepishly, if u want be pope, swami, Guru, pastor- all for yoir pocket.
I only follow my own God.
All man must be solely responsible for their own spirituality and salvation.

Mariangeles:
You haven't posted a single food na

Someone else cooks what i eat. So most times, i just bring out of the freezer and mcv.
I think i can cook, so when i have the chance to cook okro or egusi soup or other delicacies other than indomie, i will consider posting something.

For now, let me keep enjoying the viewing.

Petyprincess:
Lol i can't believe some ladies can't fry plantain it's unbelievable! Maybe she's just forming posh or doesn't wanna cook

I would like to think the same.

Mariangeles:
That's not a nihelped ng to say na
You could have taken the opportunity to show her how it's done, then she will never forget that you're the one who taught her how to fry plantain.
Some things might seem easy to you, but complicated to another person that has never seen how it's done before...unless you show them
Shaming makes one uneasy and uncomfortable you know?
Don't be offended at my epistle

There was no shamming o.. I sounded playful about it and helped her, and i am sure she was happy.

Although i had a feeling she was just forming.

Ishilove:
End of May ke? Where did you get your own information from?

Nne dont mind me, just kidding.
I know say u wld cope fine even if its extended bis December..

MariaAngeles:
You're my Honeybunch/sugarplum/ pumpyumpyumpkin/ you're my sweetie pie/you're my cuppy cake/ gumdrops/ snow-cones snow-cones you're/ the apple of my eye

Can I have them all? Because you know, I sang to you

Chisos! So u can be this romantic and you haven't said a single sweet word to me all theses years.

Thank God, I have finally seen the key to your heart

Petyprincess:
Food is ready

Nice one.
I adore ladies that know how to cook like nuts.

One visited me, and since I was busy with something else, I requested she helped herself, I showed her where plantain was and all she needed to fry them.

I was surprised when she told me she does not know how to fry plantain, but she can try and fry eggs.
I had to stop what I was busy with and asked her to use her initiative while I stood and supervised her, at a point I had to take over cos she was just fumbling.

ericsmith:
Lord bless me so i can afford cow laps on my meals. meanwhile breakfast on a noon

Please can I get the recipe for this. I have enough Golden penny spag and I am tired of using stew.

Ishilove:
Cry ke? I am not the emotional kind

Really.. Issokay.
How we go do now, the lockdown has been extended till end of May..
What's been keeping your mind busy..

Ishilove:
You remember how I got my moniker?

Thanks for this dear

I don't rememeber Nada! if you can tell me..
Cos I just made a wild guess..

Lol.. I hope u did not cry..

Ishilove, this is dedicated to you and that first love of yours who flew away from you,, and left you with a moniker "Ishilove" to commemorate the sweet times you two had..



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odeguaomon:
No sir

She's a lady.

Mariangeles:

Body can pepper you ehn...
In the land of body pepper geng, you be queen!
I dey learn where you dey sef

This is the Sisterhood I was talking about.

Mariangeles:
Zobo drink is made by boiling dry hibiscus flowers.
You can flavour the drink by adding fruits, sugar or any sweetener you choose.

What an eye opener..So I have been drinking flower water all these years in the name of Zobo.. Smh..

Mariangeles:
Believe me, I have absolute no intention to make you feel bad, but simply stating the truth.
It's not about liking you or not,I'm indifferent about you... it is just about the way you are.
Your aura is negative.

Nwa.. Go.and sleep biko. Can't you see here can pollute you.. Kachifo!

purples25:
Let me add these

You are wonderfully gifted..keep it real Girl..

Mariangeles:
Why?

Okay..you know wan tell me abi.. Let me guess, pocohantas Na first born and Nnemuka be last born.
I hope you and Nnemuka are as pretty as pocohantas o cos I have seen and met her before.
Its you I am eager to see and meet next
As for Nnemuka, she is the baby, i am not interested in meeting her yet..

Mariangeles:
Thank you.
Languages are beautiful and I love it.

When you speak or write your language, instead of some people to take it as an opportunity to learn something new or move on, they'd rather take offense for being who you are.

Like today, I've learnt the difference between obhiaba and obhiaha

Sure, u hadn't broken any forum rule by that, and by the way its not like you write in Igbo all the time.
Try something foreign Na.. Like Spanish and German.
Como estas? Muy bien hermana..amigo

Mariangeles:
Igbo atoka nwannem
It's our identity.

You be proud Igbo- IMO lady and I like it.
But , I would prefer to hear you speak than write..

Btw, you may even have the gift of languages,, so try explore that potential.

Mariangeles:
Dude! You have lost your damn mind!
What you don't know, you don't know period!
Next time, don't entangle yourself in what does not concern you...mind your damn business!

Lee anya kam gwa gi, onye Igbo kam bu unapologetically, a full blooded Nigerian, and agam na-asu ma dekwa asusu Igbo anytime I damn well please and there's nothing I g'eme gbasara ya you gat that?

Nne! you, pocohantas and Nnemuka be Sisters?
Who be the first born among una?

armadeo:
Who knows how to make those premade samosas.

It said dont defrost before frying and look at this disaster.

Any hints house

That initially looked like the wing of a bat..I had to look hard and closer to see it differently.. Pele!

cococandy:
Better to keep your mouth and have folks think you’re a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

But then you always enjoyed being the fool don’t you?

Coco, you are a wonderful detective. I dey wonder as your brian dey work like sherlock Holmes..
Na the quality of life u dey live make you sharp..


You have indeed proven to us that this Young man is what they say he is..

bukatyne:
I love old foreign movies.

Movies set in 30s, 40s, 50s.

There is just something about it.

Ancient Roman Architecture is also bae.

So Bukatyne, you seem to be another old souls like my Sister Ichlove... Nice taste.