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Properties / Re: Ibadan Explosion Aftermath: Buildings In Ruins, People Injured (Video, Photos) by Dujardin(m): 8:57am On Jan 17
Let's just divide this country and let everyone start again.

May God be with the berieved.

My comment above is not pointing fingers, I just said this based on antecedents
Romance / Re: Spiritual Dream Meaning Of Okro by Dujardin(m): 2:54am On Oct 25, 2023
You will go far in life if you stop attaching unnecessary meanings to your dream. While it can be a message channel from God, it mostly contains random stuffs from our subconscious and don't translate to real life.

I have had sex in dream and ate in dream severally yet nothing happened. Get to work and pray God to bless your hustle.
Romance / Re: Hot Sex Or 100 Thousand Naira ? by Dujardin(m): 4:31am On Sep 06, 2023
Gimme the hot sex jare... 100k small for man bills.
Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Dujardin(m): 8:19pm On Jul 30, 2023
AlphaWolf27:
Re: #4 - Because you are washing toilets in the UK does not mean others have to use that as a benchmark. There are different levels of persons going to the UK, the compiler of this article is obviously at the bottom of the chain.

Oga it seems you can't comprehend simple English, OP directed the point to someone who just came into the UK.
Health / Re: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by Dujardin(m): 5:00pm On Jul 11, 2023
makanma:
Please doctors in the house.

I have a good friend who got married at 22, she took in immediately .

After five months, she had a miscarriage after that she went for evacuation and this is the fifth year of that miscarriage.

Since then she hasn't gotten pregnant.

She has gone to so many hospital but nothing.

She even went to mother and child hospital, still nothing.

please is there anyway you guys can say what the problem might be....we are looking for solutions

If the person is O negative, they might need to consult a doctor. There are some known facts about that blood group and first child birth.
Health / Re: Avoid Pink Pussy Pills & Other Unregulated Sex Enhancement Drugs - Expert Warns by Dujardin(m): 10:00pm On Jul 07, 2023
Drugs to have sex? Na wah o... something that's in-built over here. She'll even tap out.
Travel / Re: Sequel - Nigerians Are Not Suffering In UK Stop Lying by Dujardin(m): 11:11pm On Jul 06, 2023
tensazangetsu20:


I am curious why the factory job since you already had experience in Nigeria. Isn't it possible to find a part time software developer job in the uk with your experience or you chose that

You can't get a part time software developer role in the UK. They all want full-time plus want to avoid govt. wahala. If one is being honest with oneself that role cannot be done as a part time.
So the only other option is to seek employment outside uk. You might need to disguise that you're still in Nigeria if you get job in countries like US or Canada else they won't employ you as a part-time student in UK due to tax complications.

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Travel / Sequel - Nigerians Are Not Suffering In UK Stop Lying by Dujardin(m): 1:07pm On Jul 06, 2023
Based on the falacy OP of this thread shared https://www.nairaland.com/7738556/nigerians-uk-really-suffering

I'm forced to open this one.

I don't know the motive behind this guy's story, perhaps to discourage others from travelling or just for attention. But one thing is certain, they are not ready to come back home so there must be something they aren't telling you.

I don't care about my English or writing skill so if you can't read it please stop here.

I am also in the UK, I used to be a software developer in Nigeria, worked remotely for my company till I left last month, now I work as a stock controller in a factory till I can at least finish my MSc. in September and get back on my career, and what I observed will be listed here.

1. You work for every minute you're paid for - that's their system, it thrives on meritocracy bore out of talent and hard work. You want better life? up-skill, no other way. Nigerians who are used to the padi-padi work place style are the ones that complain the most.

2. You are limited to menial jobs as a student - Many Nigerians will say they are suffering because they used to have a white collar job before now they are care giver. If you had done your homework well before leaving Nigeria, you would have known what awaits you in the UK as a student, and settle without stress with it, or stay back. The day I started the factory job was the first day I ever stepped my foot into any kind of factory. The biggest factory I've been to in Nigeria was a bakery.

3. You are suffering but can afford a shelter of #400,000 per month, and you are eating what you want - Where I stay in UK is like a Taraba State to Nigeria, cost of living is way low compared to other cities, and cheapest rent in my area for a student is £300 per month. These people earn based on the city they live and pay more rent than this every month, can afford to eat good food, send their children to school free of charge, and they see it as suffering?

Do they do menial job? Yes,
Are they getting enough money to go by? Yes.
Why complain? Get the skill to switch career if you're tired.

My conclusion is, everyone in life is supposed to work and then enjoy their fruit, no one is supposed to live life consuming more than they earn or live off others, but when you're used to that life in Nigeria where you can get free money or borrow and not pay back, you see this Western culture as suffering.

In all don't let anyone discourage you from leaving Nigeria and explore life if you can.

EDIT
The only set of people that are suffering are those staying illegally because their documents expired, but they can only blame themselves for still choosing to stay back, not condemn the whole travel thing.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Complete Kai Havertz Signing From Chelsea For £65m by Dujardin(m): 10:55am On Jun 29, 2023
Arsenal is cooking something

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Programming / Re: I Just Bombed A Technical Interview by Dujardin(m): 3:13pm On Feb 23, 2023
Why do I feel you could get all the keys into an array and get random key, then use that to access your map? I understand it would add additional iteration, which you already made up for in the remove function.
Politics / Re: Court Extends Order Stopping PDP From Suspending, Expelling Wike To March 6 by Dujardin(m): 1:35pm On Feb 14, 2023
Not my business.

So far Peter Obi wins.

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Politics / Re: DSS Invites Fani-Kayode Over Alleged Coup Plot By Atiku by Dujardin(m): 8:22am On Feb 13, 2023
It's simple. Let him present to DSS the newspaper he quoted.

A liar always miss yarn till they land in trouble.

Yes you will pray for Tinubu to win, not for the quest, but your own eventual freedom.

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Education / See What University Of Liverpool Put In Their School Premisis by Dujardin(m): 6:45pm On Jan 29, 2023
E shock you? E shock me too.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Serves Husband An Empty Plate For Refusing To Help In The Kitchen by Dujardin(m): 4:14pm On Dec 27, 2022
You see this matter ehn... most times I just tell my wife to let's eat smthn fast, and rest... she can cook later.

Richy4:
No be say I wan praise all womenOoo... Honestly some of them dey try...

Imagine returning from a function with the whole family like Church or any outing for that matter, Some of us usually get tired and exhausted...

But Na she go still enter kitchen go fix some thing wey the family go eat... No question asked about it... Where she got those little extra energy to go inside the kitchen and cook since we attended the same function , I can't tell... Some times we men takes some of those little things for granted...

Anyways, I will use this golden opportunity that festive period has offered to salute the women in the house who are doing all things possible to keep their homes... Well-done..

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Dresses In Isiagu For APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Ebonyi by Dujardin(m): 1:29pm On Nov 24, 2022
To think that some people are rooting for this man makes me want to puke!

God have mercy upon 'as' grin

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Romance / Re: Please Help! Should I Attend The Wedding Or Not? by Dujardin(m): 11:11am On Jun 02, 2022
One thing I have learned from experience is that family always find a way to reconcile.

It depends on if you want to resolve with your cousin

OP go if you want to resolve the issue, and let the wife know that you did it because of her only. She'll surely relate this message to her husband.

One day you and your cousin will settle your differences and you will be happy that you honored the wife's invitation back then.

If you don't want to resolve the issue, stay back, as you already know, the woman might join her husband in the fight and it will make resolving the issue harder.

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Travel / Re: Important Facts About The New E-yellow Card by Dujardin(m): 10:18pm On Jan 06, 2022
Thanks found all the info I needed. This explanation seems like I'll get the card same day right?
Career / Re: Are Christmas Gifts To Employees Taxable? by Dujardin(m): 7:46pm On Dec 20, 2021
That's BIK and it's taxable. The new PIT law states this specifically, even 13th month salary which used to be untaxed, is now taxable since it's a bonus.

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Romance / Re: The Girl I Had One Time Fling With Is Pregnant by Dujardin(m): 10:33am On Dec 09, 2021
Tell her you are taking her to your friend's clinic for test, if she's lying, she will find every way to not go, even if it means confession.

Why are you doubting your handwork self? grin
Business / Re: Why Are Nigerian Banks Not Using The Credit Card System Like Other Countries? by Dujardin(m): 7:00am On Oct 31, 2021
I work with a company that runs payroll and we actually issue salary advance and calculate your credit score to get you maximum loan allowed. We outsource calculations of credit score to an Israeli company and use variables like statutory your company enabled, your credit history to calculate it.

We deduct repayment from your salary when your company runs payroll. We even allow you request top up of your loan while one is currently active.

So far our defaulters are considerably very low because we get your salary first when your company run payroll.

https://bento.africa
Career / Re: Would You Tell Your Spouse Of Salary Increase by Dujardin(m): 3:56pm On Oct 09, 2021
I still feel guilty of not telling my wife that I got a raise of 40% this past month.

Yeah guilty cos she's the "let's invest" type, we build a house before getting a vehicle type, but I'll still end up telling her sha.

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Business / Re: What Business Can One Start With N15,000,000 / 29,000$ In Nigeria 2021? by Dujardin(m): 4:32pm On Aug 24, 2021
Fucking leave Nigeria...
Career / Re: How I End Up Washing People's Poo As A Graduate With 2:1 by Dujardin(m): 1:04pm On Jul 02, 2021
OP needs to develop ability to think out of box.

We have seen people come on this app and type like nursery pupils. Your writing skill is more than above average, shows you already have a skill that needs little polishing and will fetch you far more while not touching poo. You also need to understand that hustling doesn't exclude graduates. Leave that job and go hustle at a job that guarantees you being on your own in the future.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Appropriate Asking A Person For A Job? by Dujardin(m): 7:42pm On Jun 20, 2021
When It comes to help, you never know whom will be responsive to you, it mostly come from unexpected. Do yourself a favour and ask.

You will get helped by strangers before people in your circle. It's a known fact.

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Family / Re: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by Dujardin(m): 2:26pm On Jun 10, 2021
This OP is still a boy. Marriage is for men.

Your wife slept with someone when she was in her youthful age and you are still brooding over it? Like for real If she has to be remorseful, it is to God not you. Besides from your post she didn't say she'd do it again.

Man you may be a virgin before you met her, but don't expect her to be. In this age if you wanna marry a virgin you may have to beg God for clay to mould your own wife.

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: Is ITF The First 100% Made In Nigeria Mobile Phone? by Dujardin(m): 4:43pm On Jun 09, 2021
Real Fact check

There is no 100% made in Nigeria phone yet except these parts were also manufactured here.
1. SoC - System on Chip (Processor, Video processor and RAM)
2. ROM storage
4. Battery

Only Samsung (Exynos) and Apple(A series) and Huawei (Kirin) produce their own SoC, the rest outsource from mostly Qualcomm, Spreadtrum and MediaTek.

What we currently have is Assembled In Nigeria. We will get there, but before we do, nobody should LIE.
Family / Re: I Want To Send My Wife Packing by Dujardin(m): 4:26pm On May 28, 2021
Man your marriage was built on a lie. Starting a supposed long term relationship on lies is like building house on a quick sand. Go and make amends by first giving your wife an exact figure of your salary, give a figure. Also remember that truth uncovers lies no matter how long.

Trust starts with a step of faith in the hop that it will be reciprocated.

There's nothing bad in open finances between you both.

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Health / Re: Man Dies After He Was Bitten By A Snake 'Sent' By An Unknown Person (Photos) by Dujardin(m): 3:44pm On May 28, 2021
RIP man cry

Herdsmen Snake, killing somebody on the farm.

If that's the snake that bit him, then don't blame any evil doer. Puff Adder has killed more Africans than any other snake.

Human death and Snake thread... total recipe for nairaland fp.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Demands ₦173,000 From Government After Deadly Potholes Damaged His Car In UK by Dujardin(m): 3:38pm On May 28, 2021
Someone please help with the picture of that dark guy that's trying not to burst. grin

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Programming / Re: Microsoft To Retire Internet Explorer: Will You Miss It? by Dujardin(m): 3:31pm On May 28, 2021
seunaj:
I am open to learning. Correct me where necessary

Microsoft and their Windows OS has been the best thing that happend to mankind in the tech world. Windows OS revolusionized how the common man was able to have access to a computer by creating Personal Computer (PC) and it paved ways for the development of several technologies in various disciplines. It's still the most used OS in 2021.

MacOS (for Apple MacBook) have been a good like for like replacement for PC. I have been using it for up to 3 years and don't see my self stopping.

Symbian (created by Nokia) Android (by Google) are both Mobile OS that runs only on mobile phones not PC. They cannot be compared to Windows or MacOS, they should be compared with iOS (Apple's iPhone)

Java is a programming language. It was first widely used to develop applications for feature phones (remember Nokia xPress Music phones). It was a de-facto language for development of Android applications, although it has lose popularity with Android since Kotlin was released.

Your reply seems a bit odd considering that all these were put together.
Programming / Re: Microsoft To Retire Internet Explorer: Will You Miss It? by Dujardin(m): 1:40pm On May 28, 2021
seunaj:
What is Microsoft Explorer? Google Chrome had retired it along time go.
The only good thing that Microsoft did was translating MS DOS to a much more user friendly Windows OS which pave way for Java, Symbian and Android. Every other things they developed has been trash. In fact, I look forward to a more flexible operating system than Windows in the next couple of years. Apple is not a good replacement for Windows anyway, that one even made user interaction harder.

Sorry o, are you from earth? angry
Career / Re: Woman Caught Having Sex During Zoom Meeting: Pics & Video by Dujardin(m): 11:43pm On May 27, 2021
Until one works remote, you won't understand you can be in this woman's shoes.

I remember one morning at our usual standups my colleague was half naked on her bed with her video on!

The fun there is you doing some odd stuffs like bathing, while meeting is going on, fun ends when they call your name for an opinion grin

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