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Politics / Re: Senator Pius Ewherido is Dead by dukesmith(m): 9:26pm On Jun 30, 2013
36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Mark 8: 36 KJV.
Politics / Re: Buhari Asks Jonathan To Resign Over Insecurity by dukesmith(m): 2:16pm On May 22, 2013
Iykopee: and the septugenerian who has been scheming to become the president of this con3 cudnt differentiate between BH and niger delta militant, in action and quest.. It has been proven beyond reasonable doubt dat, decline in age is decline in productivity..buhari has reached the twilight of his career in human endeavours and shud be advised to retire from public enterprise voluntarily......

I love this guy... Thus is the most sensible and suitable words ever use in this argument... Buhari bin Laden must go... By fire by force.
Politics / Re: Looks Like Jonathan's Approval Ratings Has Hit The Roof? by dukesmith(m): 7:51pm On May 17, 2013
Nashville:

Boko Haram has killed over three thousand people in that same country and they are threathening to kill more .... so tell me what the commander in chief was waiting for? Make the number reach fifty thousand?
See this bush man o, na oversabi go kill you... Abeg go sleep.SMH
Politics / Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by dukesmith(m): 1:38am On May 10, 2013
Politics is a game of interest, so whoever has no interest to fight for or protect, I suggest he/she gose home and sleep momentarily . Asari has been a useful instrument in the emancipation of Niger Delta strategically. I don't think any one in Nigeria can dispute this fact.

I also would surgest if you are on this thread contribute constructively ... I don't think you would be happy if someone insults your father or call him names., thank you.
Politics / Re: Exxonmobil To Construct 500MW Power Plant In Akwa Ibom by dukesmith(m): 9:24am On Apr 25, 2013
Yeah... Credible moves and a competent company... Thumps up. Nigeria go better... Bleep them haters.
TV/Movies / Re: NTA Cartoons and programmes Of The 70s, 80s And 90s by dukesmith(m): 12:30pm On Mar 25, 2013
Oh, nnwa this tread has made me 20 year youner cry ... Been a while I had such an inspiring moment in NL. God bless your parents were ever they are.
Education / Re: 2 FUNAAB Students Killed By Lecturer's Jeep by dukesmith(m): 1:44pm On Mar 16, 2013
♚ƒԐLis-c∆tus:
What the hell kind of name is 'funaab'? Sounds like where they have a lot of fun.
grin grin grin grin so funny...
Science/Technology / Re: Pygmy Sperm Whale Butchered On Lekki Beach by dukesmith(m): 2:07pm On Mar 15, 2013
causewahala: Ahahaha, na to go report all of them 2 oga @ top naa!
grin cheesy cheesy
Can't stop laughing any time I come across "oga at the top"... But Naija na wa o... See choppings. ;p
Politics / Re: Babangida’s Endorsement Of APC Rattles PDP by dukesmith(m): 11:03pm On Mar 02, 2013
IBB is on his way down finally... Itz time to treat IBB's fuckup grin ... GEJ will sure open a case file on him, The rest of them looter will flee 9ja untill 2015 election is over, whatch out!... If you may look closely: GEJ is still the only creditable candidate, untill otherwise.. Well, my bed is call *diving in* bye!

cool cool cool cool
Car Talk / Re: Benz vs BMW vs Audi: Pure German Machines! by dukesmith(m): 8:41am On Feb 25, 2013
Mercedes benz S-class 2012,
Horse power = 1150(can drag a trailer load of gari) lol,
Speed = 6gear/560kph.,thereby declared the fastest executive saloon on earth.
Therefore on performance, Durability, speed and strength, I give it to MB.
Check other specifications at web.
I own it, feel it and belived their advert that says "we are not overspeeding, but we are flying too low"
I have tryied stuffz on BMW and Audi but the best is MB anytime.
Business / If You Are In Nigeria Or Abroad, We Have Properties For You In Lagos. by dukesmith(m): 7:58pm On Jan 29, 2013
1 acre of land on Akin Adesola,VI & on it are: block of 13 two bedroom flats,one 3 bedroom bungalow,7 room's self- contain,1 lawn tennis court. Title is C of O lagos state of 99 yrs with 60yrs still remaining. Immediate possession. Asking price is 1.2 billion. Direct Link to owner.

New Brief: 5Bedroom Terrace Duplex with 3Rooms BQ for Lease @ Chevy Vies Estate for N5.0M per annum & 2years minimum wanted!
It is fully furnished with 7Split Unit Air conditioners,66KVA Mikano Generator,8Fridges,Beds in all rooms,TV in all rooms etc
Phones / Re: Nokia Introduces Solar Phone Charger In Nigeria by dukesmith(m): 12:05pm On Oct 17, 2012
berem: What of BlackBerry? Abi dem sef no go follow make solar charger? Ayam tired of carrying my charger about looking for where to charge my phone! angry
Add ♏ε sweety ℓ got solution for you need. :-)
20de9447 thatz my pin sHowdy.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Guys Avoid Commitment by dukesmith(m): 7:04pm On Oct 06, 2012
ferdiii:

and again they see married ones in graves already.

Naaa boy! Been married for 7yrs and still very happy... Grow up boy
Politics / Re: JTF Arrests Immigration Officer Boko-Haram Member by dukesmith(m): 5:49pm On Sep 29, 2012
GARRI~ WARLORD:

Why did you have to say Gej is winning? As far as am concerned,Nigerians are winning,not Gej... My credit goes to JTF and not Gej...shikena.... Tell me which leader that does not face opposition.. Your ability to overcome opposition is what qualifies you to be called a "LEADER"... Shikena

Any leader that thinks military engagement should be the first option in tackling violence is not wise enough a leader. GEJ as an educated President that he is, sampled loads of options which dialog was one of them as we all know. JTF became an option when dialog failed "JTF will only act at the command of the commander in chief of the arm forces which is your most hated homo-sapient in the entire world(GEJ). The only option letf was to gun them Boko boyz down, that is what Jonathan is at... Better run! If you are one of them lol.

Bros, GEJ try wella... I think we should give him a chance, no body holy pass.
Politics / Re: JTF Arrests Immigration Officer Boko-Haram Member by dukesmith(m): 5:27pm On Sep 29, 2012
Dr Sadik Magaji:
dis ain GEJ worK its d JTF ppl K

sharap fool... He is the commander in chief of the arm forces... Grow up!
Religion / Re: Is Science More Accurate Than The Bible? by dukesmith(m): 7:33pm On Sep 17, 2012
do not be deceived (by sience or any other teachings), for one day we will all stand before God in judgement and give account of our lives.

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Family / Re: He Sells His Wife's Chin-chin In The Office by dukesmith(m): 2:47pm On Jul 25, 2012
Sisi_Kill:
Obviously it is the reader you used that should be called into question or you won't be picking on my post when many others on the same thread practically stated the same thing I did.

Now run along. . .was gonna say you should go learn comprehension but I fear it is far too late for you. My advice -Go learn how to nod your head convincingly so you can get away with feigning understanding when people talk to you.

Best of luck. smiley

bros, no try this chick, me sef I dey fear am o... sisi hot! I dey hail o. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me Over A Picture by dukesmith(m): 10:24am On Jul 20, 2012
mu2sa2: Yea, where promiscuity is the order of the day hugging just anybody "wuold be no big deal"

you better look homeward too, you cant be sure that your uncivilized village is better... than to condemn others, no body holy pass...
Romance / Re: Whats Your Idea Of A Good Relationship? by dukesmith(m): 11:09pm On Jul 18, 2012
AJJ:
WTF!
Fear of God makes a relationship good? U mean he ll play your part? You have your life to live o!
Sit down n watch! The attributes needed to make your relationship work ll b slammed on u by God? He has played his part by giving u a brain; so think. Cum bck wt right answers.

if you fear God there are certain things you won't do... eg. cheat, insult... etc
things like forgiveness, self denial... etc will be the cardinal point of such relationship, I think that is what he meant?...
Romance / How To Be A Good Husband: Ten Reasonable Tips by dukesmith(m): 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2012
Most people who get married, truly want their marriage to succeed; unfortunately, not everyone does the things necessary to make sure it does. This article with ten reasonable tips on how to be a good husband, is for the male half of a marriage.

1 - Be true. Being true to your spouse means more than simply being faithful, it also means keeping her as the number one person or thing in your life. It means backing her up when she needs it and being the one person she can truly count on no matter what.

2 - Be there. Be with her in mind, body and spirit. Be around. Come home after work, do things with her in the evenings and on weekends. Be her friend. Jut be there to be with her.

3 - Share. Sometimes as time passes, couples begin to drift apart. This is because they stop sharing with one another. Share your life with her, your stories. Share you love of things and your heart. Share your time and your problems. In short, share everything with her.

4 - Be respectful. Don't yell at her. Don't call her names. Don't demean her. Say please and thank you. Open the door for her. Get things for her without asking. These are things guys do to show they love someone. If you don't do them, she's likely to think you don't.

5 - Care. If you want to be a good husband, you have to care about your marriage, and your wife. You have to remind yourself you care when angry or depressed. Show her you care by doing things like holding her when she's down, or buying her a small special gift for no reason. Look at her like you care about her. Tell her.

6 - Go out of your way. Like any good relationship, sometimes you have to go out of your way to do things for the other. Like pick something up at the store without complaining; or talking to her mother, just because it would make her happy. Sometimes you have to keep your mouth closed when you'd rather not. Or say things to back her up you really don't mean. The point is, being a good husband means that sometimes you'll have to go out of your way simply because you love the girl.

7 - Be patient and understanding. Surely everyone could be more patient and understanding, especially with people they love. This is doubly so for people who are married, if for no better reason than because you'll still be there after whatever caused the stress in your household blows over. And well, because you love her, right?

8 - Demonstrate. It's not enough to tell your wife you love her, or to buy her a card now and then. If you truly love your wife, and want to be a good husband, you have to do things periodically to show it. Things like surprise her with stuff she likes. Or things like hugging and kissing her even if it won't lead to sex. Do things that mean something to just the two of you. And remember, once in a blue moon is not enough. You need to do something demonstrative pretty much every day.

9 - Listen. When she talks, listen. It's not that hard. Hear her voice, pay attention to the words. Follow what she is saying. This is what she needs. Also, watch and listen for subtle stuff. She may need or want something but is hesitant to speak about it. Or she may not understand it herself. Listen anyway.

10 - Be open. She may have ideas or opinions you might not want to hear. Try to be open anyway. This doesn't mean you have to agree with everything she says, but it does mean you don't have to argue with her.

These ten reasonable tips on how to be a good husband can and probably should be considered by any man who is married or is likely to be any time soon. If you are in this group, I hope some of these tips can help you be a better husband. Good luck.
Romance / Re: Most People Who Get Married, Truly Want Their Marriage To Succeed; Unfortunately by dukesmith(m): 9:46pm On Jul 18, 2012
seriuisly this are Ten reasonable tips on How to Be a Good Husband.
Romance / Most People Who Get Married, Truly Want Their Marriage To Succeed; Unfortunately by dukesmith(m): 9:43pm On Jul 18, 2012
Most people who get married, truly want their marriage to succeed; unfortunately, not everyone does the things necessary to make sure it does. This article with ten reasonable tips on how to be a good husband, is for the male half of a marriage.

1 - Be true. Being true to your spouse means more than simply being faithful, it also means keeping her as the number one person or thing in your life. It means backing her up when she needs it and being the one person she can truly count on no matter what.

2 - Be there. Be with her in mind, body and spirit. Be around. Come home after work, do things with her in the evenings and on weekends. Be her friend. Jut be there to be with her.

3 - Share. Sometimes as time passes, couples begin to drift apart. This is because they stop sharing with one another. Share your life with her, your stories. Share you love of things and your heart. Share your time and your problems. In short, share everything with her.

4 - Be respectful. Don't yell at her. Don't call her names. Don't demean her. Say please and thank you. Open the door for her. Get things for her without asking. These are things guys do to show they love someone. If you don't do them, she's likely to think you don't.

5 - Care. If you want to be a good husband, you have to care about your marriage, and your wife. You have to remind yourself you care when angry or depressed. Show her you care by doing things like holding her when she's down, or buying her a small special gift for no reason. Look at her like you care about her. Tell her.

6 - Go out of your way. Like any good relationship, sometimes you have to go out of your way to do things for the other. Like pick something up at the store without complaining; or talking to her mother, just because it would make her happy. Sometimes you have to keep your mouth closed when you'd rather not. Or say things to back her up you really don't mean. The point is, being a good husband means that sometimes you'll have to go out of your way simply because you love the girl.

7 - Be patient and understanding. Surely everyone could be more patient and understanding, especially with people they love. This is doubly so for people who are married, if for no better reason than because you'll still be there after whatever caused the stress in your household blows over. And well, because you love her, right?

8 - Demonstrate. It's not enough to tell your wife you love her, or to buy her a card now and then. If you truly love your wife, and want to be a good husband, you have to do things periodically to show it. Things like surprise her with stuff she likes. Or things like hugging and kissing her even if it won't lead to sex. Do things that mean something to just the two of you. And remember, once in a blue moon is not enough. You need to do something demonstrative pretty much every day.

9 - Listen. When she talks, listen. It's not that hard. Hear her voice, pay attention to the words. Follow what she is saying. This is what she needs. Also, watch and listen for subtle stuff. She may need or want something but is hesitant to speak about it. Or she may not understand it herself. Listen anyway.

10 - Be open. She may have ideas or opinions you might not want to hear. Try to be open anyway. This doesn't mean you have to agree with everything she says, but it does mean you don't have to argue with her.

These ten reasonable tips on how to be a good husband can and probably should be considered by any man who is married or is likely to be any time soon. If you are in this group, I hope some of these tips can help you be a better husband. Good luck.

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Family / Re: Definition Of Marriage To You? by dukesmith(m): 10:03pm On Jul 17, 2012
elizabethlee: :-Xnigerian marriage is total crap.an institution set up to enslave women.all d days of yr life is spent massaging d mans ego with nothing to show for it.crap.most women would rather stay on their if not for societal pressure. Mind u being single is not about being prosmicious. Total crap.

well, that's your opinion, so deal with it personally... also, there are Nigerians that have awesome marriages filled with bliss, harmony and lots of romance... that'z what we call an ideal marriage.

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Family / Re: Definition Of Marriage To You? by dukesmith(m): 5:43pm On Jul 17, 2012
ajadek: Mariage is only sweet wen u are dating urself, once you sign that paper called cetificate of mariage,you kill the love that day.its an illution it take only pple with strong heart to beleived in mariage

Bro, I have been married for over 6yrs... itz all been a blissful experience believe me... if you are not matured in heart, you cant make it through even for a day. marriage is not for immature minds. itz for grown-ups

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Family / Re: Definition Of Marriage To You? by dukesmith(m): 4:53pm On Jul 17, 2012
Delafruita:
did the "all knowing God" also intend for marriage to become the living hell it has become for most couples?all in a bid to give man company?

you get what you deserve, God can not be mocked... I think most time we reap what we sow.
Family / Re: Definition Of Marriage To You? by dukesmith(m): 4:13pm On Jul 17, 2012
the all knowing God blessed marriage and said "it is not good for a man to be alone" who are we to say all this rubbish about a divine institution?
all I know is "if kids get married, it'z all trouble" so marriage is a union for grown ups.
Politics / Re: Senator Gyang Datong Killed In Jos by dukesmith(m): 3:30pm On Jul 17, 2012
kettykin:

My friend you still dont get the message Plateau and other middlebelters went to war against igbos over a single middle belt individual LT col james Pam that was killed by the igbo coupist
Today thousands of Plateau and other Middle belt citizens have ben killed in their own soil and in their own back yard and uptill now they have neither come to terms on how to defend themselves
,These same middlebelters swore to spill the last drop of their blood to defend the Unity of Nigeria but are not ready to spill a drop of sweat to defend their citizens which goes contrary to law of Human Survival. who is deceiving who.

Funny enough there enough loafers who boast of how they do everything humanly possible to prevent Nigeria from splitting but arent man enough to keep there citizens from genocide . To me this is the highest form of cowardice and Hypocrisy

this is what I am talking about.
cool
Family / Re: Definition Of Marriage To You? by dukesmith(m): 3:13pm On Jul 17, 2012
marriage is growing up...
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom State Politics: How Expectation Of N150b Bond Is Delaying Justice by dukesmith(m): 11:16am On Jul 13, 2012
sorry for you bro, use your brain any other time you are posting bro, you are posing for Educated people. sad
Politics / Re: Breaking News! Gov. Akpabio On The Run. by dukesmith(m): 10:58am On Jul 13, 2012
itocoonlin: More Breaking News!!! Is
Godswill Akpabio on the
Run 2011.06.21 23:31:09
More Breaking News!!! Is
Godswill Akpabio on the
Run?
Few days after the April 26,
2011 gubernatorial
election, the then Governor
Godswill Akpabio dissolved
his Cabinet and imposed
himself in the Hilltop
Mansion claiming and
pretending to be the
Governor of Akwa Ibom
State, when in fact he did
not win the election to
claim the mandate of the
people. Many observers
have also wondered why
Godswill Akpabio has
refused to appoint new
Commissioners into
positions. Other than the
appointment of one of his
cronies---Mr. Umana Okon
Umana---as the Secretary
to the Government, no
further appointment has
been made, although many
of his former
Commissioners, such as
Aniekan Umanah---the
former Information
Commissioner---continue
to make official
statements, as if they are
still representing Akpabio
in official capacities.
Speculations abound as to
why Akpabio has failed or
has refused to appoint new
Cabinet. One strongly held
speculation is that the man
is not sure of continuing as
the next Chief Executive
Officer of the State. There
are several reasons why
the speculation is gaining
momentum. Those who
are very knowledgeable
with the politics of Akwa
Ibom State maintain that
the pending court case,
which involves Mr. Frank
Okon and Akpabio, is
coming up soon and the
ruling may not be in his
favor. It may be recalled
that Frank Okon has a case
pending in court, in which
Akpabio is accused of
illegally entering and
contesting the last
gubernatorial election. The
lawsuit before a judge in
an Abuja court claims that
Akpabio failed to obtain
clearance necessary and
required by law to contest
in the Primary Election.
However, Akpabio and all
his supporters have
maintained that he was
“ cleared” by all responsible
agencies to contest the
election, as indicated by a
letter, which Akpabio
claimed came from PDP
and signed by the former
Chairman of PDP, Chief
Nwodo. When the court in
Abuja asked PDP to
produce a copy of the
letter by Nwodo, the Party
said it does not have such a
letter in its file. And
Godswill Akpabio has
repeatedly been issued a
court order to produce the
document, but he has also
repeatedly failed to honor
the court order, a clear
indication that whatever
documents Akpabio
claimed was signed by
Chief Nwodo must have
been fake or non-existent
papers of clearance.
Other sources have
confirmed that Chief
Nwodo has sworn and
submitted an affidavit to
the court, in which he
stated that he (Nwodo)
never signed or issued such
a clearance letter to
Akpabio. And this is where
an ice water has instantly
become boiling water, or
as it is popularly known in
America, "now you see;
now you don't."
Tomorrow (June 22, 2011),
Frank Okon's case against
Akpabio will be heard in
Abuja---probably for the
last time. Then on June 27,
2011, another case against
Akpabio (by the same
Frank Okon) is also coming
up. Sources say Akpabio
has been secretly informed
through his lawyers that
the prognosis are not good
for him; the court may
agree with Mr. Frank Okon
that he (Akpabio) entered
and contested the election
without proper clearance
from all the appropriate
agencies, including the PDP
party. The news is very
unsettling for Godswill
Akpabio and those who
know him have suggested
that his personal physician,
Dr. Essien, should put him
on a suicide watch. And
Akpabio's recent behaviors
are not making things
easier for him either.
Confirmed sources say
Akpabio has submitted his
application to Akwa Ibom
State House of Assembly
for a 30-day Annual Leave
and that the House of
Assembly has approved the
Leave. In his application,
Akpabio stated that he has
relinquished the day-to-
day- running of the
Government to his Deputy,
Chief Nsima Ekere. And that
worries many analyst
enough to speculate that
such behavior may be a
clear indication that
Akpabio has completed
plans to escape the country
after being informed that
he may be removed from
office.
According to one of the
analysts, "How could the
Chief Executive of a State
go on a 30 day annual
leave without setting
things in place? How can
he go on leave without
appointing Commissioners
and Heads of other State
Agencies? On top of that,
he has just won the
election and civil servants
have not been paid. I find it
difficult to believe that the
man is going on leave. I
think he is running away in
order to avoid the
embarrassment of being
removed from the office.
He may also be running to
avoid arrest by the EFCC
people, especially after he
has read about what the
agency is doing to Bankole,
the former Speaker of the
Federal House of Assembly.
I am not sure if he is
indeed running away. But,
if he is, where is he going
to hide? The world is
becoming smaller and
smaller, where is he going
to hide? If anyone could
hide, James Ibori could
have been in hiding
forever. But where is he
now?”
Now, the question; is it
true that Godswill Akpabio,
the former corrupt and
killer Governor of Akwa
Ibom State, is ready to
escape Nigeria into hiding?
Written by
Thompson Essien

you are such a fool... may God punish you for this publication... Idiot.

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Politics / Re: New Igbo Group Vows To Avenge Killings In The North by dukesmith(m): 10:43am On Jul 13, 2012
Jabioro: Group in d west,east,south and north,na only BH get action 4 south east na 4 media,bhind lappy action,paper and computer warrior.


this guy is really a clown, I cant stop laughing. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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