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HealthRe: Meet Mikel Ruffineli - The Woman With The Biggest Hips In The World! by Dumkele1: 9:53am On Jun 13, 2013
If she could slim down,she'll be alot more sexy...luv her confidence sha
PoliticsRe: Fashola Signs Cremation Bill In To Law by Dumkele1: 1:34pm On Jun 11, 2013
Hmm commendable effort for land preservation.but hope d cases of ritual kidnappings won't increase o.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mutual Benefits Invitation For A "Chat" by Dumkele1: 7:57am On Jun 10, 2013
As long as it's mutual benefits,most likely it'll be marketing and my advice for u is dat if u're not patient and don't av mind,don't take it....
Technology MarketRe: Enter Here To Get Airtel 2gb For N500..5gb For 1000..NOT AVAILABLE AGAIN by Dumkele1: 7:48pm On Jun 09, 2013
codeaddict: SENT
ur balance is 1000.00mb....o boy e.it's real o...codeaddict thanks a million.i appreciate it o.thanks
Technology MarketRe: Enter Here To Get Airtel 2gb For N500..5gb For 1000..NOT AVAILABLE AGAIN by Dumkele1:
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 5:11pm On Jun 09, 2013
[quote author=wealth@awesome]Lagos 2nd level interview hopefuls should fast for the next 7 days to uproot every spirit of delay trying to frustrate their destinies,Calabar peeps dat did test yesterday are already in Ts,Abuja peeps dat did their test last month are already done with medicals,Lagos peeps did their test since 2012 and are still waiting it's not ordinary,i therefore as a son of Dr Bishop David Oyedepo curse every spirit of delay tormenting these destinies in Jesus name,i declare this week their week of liberation in Jesus mighty name.Amen.do i have a witness in the house,that lagos peeps are next in line for a miracle.[/quote]N'AHA JISOS AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HealthRe: Red Blood Cells by Dumkele1: 9:39pm On Jun 07, 2013
Take folic acid,balanced diets and most importantly lots of vegetables and take blood tonics too....hope it helps
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 7:57pm On Jun 06, 2013
fasasiay: so yu dey among 2nd interview opful, yu con dey do like john cena. anyway God go touch diamond bank hrt on una behalf.
TS opful
Pls o abeg help us.maybe ur grace can work for us too
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 7:48pm On Jun 05, 2013
rubyno: lolz, laff us
haha......me sef dey una shoes too o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 7:04pm On Jun 05, 2013
See as all these lag 2nd interview hopefuls don dey turn MOG's and WOG's (men and women of God).hope it's not just for dis season o..........
CrimeRe: Man Steals Goat, Stabs Father To Death For Not Defending Him by Dumkele1: 2:27pm On Jun 05, 2013
Welder: When the bible spare the rod and spoil the child, it had wisdom; jus wish the world can see.
i beg to differ.there are many children dat are trained but refuse to take trainin o.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 7:07pm On Jun 04, 2013
Princeofilorin: @All i'm a ts hopeful.which is better?db TS or a PTDF sponsored Masters abroad huhthey'll be spending like 8million on me if i pass heir test
as long as u haven't passed the test yet,ur best bet is db trainin sch o.besides everytime we hear of all these various scholarships and how they hardly pay their benefeciaries......
PhonesRe: Steps To Monitor Your Girlfriend's Call by Dumkele1: 9:29pm On May 30, 2013
innocenthonda: you mean you can't ask your woman to change her sim?
so what happens to the contacts on the sim.she should do this for a 'relationship'.what will u do if u guys get married.guess she would do a plastic surgery....everytime i see guys like u,i pray for my sister o.
RomanceRe: The Miss Nairaland June 2013. (Campaign Thread) by Dumkele1: 11:16pm On May 29, 2013
Graise it is. Naturally beautiful girl...btw,i'd rilli luv to see d lady with the handle 'lorretta' in this competetion too.
IslamRe: If 72 Virgins Are Giving To Muslim Men In Paradise(????)..whats For The Women? by Dumkele1: 7:29pm On May 29, 2013
Pls pardon me o but i've always wanted to know why sex is the major reward that the quran or islamic texts promise muslims. Are they saying sex is the ultimate.i mean if 'jannah' which is our own 'eternity' is going to be forever,there should be more meaning/purpose to that existence than just sex.


'how is been a queen in paradise,and been superior to the houris not a special reward,remember she is superior in everything,please read my last post again,and carefully this time.
its all about Quality and not Quantity.
let me give u an example; i want a toy which i extremely love. my father gave me that one, and i am very happy with it,
My brother wanted to have the same toy, but he got 70 toys which he didnt like. so who got more? my bro or me? my bro got more in quantity, but i got more in quality. at the end i am the happiest one as i am satisfied so it doesnt matter about the number of toys(huoris!).'


secondly,Lilbakar,does it mean d men do not like d huoris?if not why do they kill themselves for it.thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 7:14pm On May 28, 2013
Lag peeps.how far na.pls update us na.i guess some of u may still be at d venue
CelebritiesRe: 65 Pastors Told Kayode Salako To Marry Foluke Daramola by Dumkele1: 2:51pm On May 28, 2013
God is not sleeping o. All these men of God who decide to twist my fathers words,just remember dat judgement for eternity(which is a zillion times longer dan d longest marriage) is coming o.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by Dumkele1: 2:03pm On May 28, 2013
Pls o,i need help.for a while now,i've been trying to register for this firstbank recruitment.when i do it on phone,it only shows that i should fill all astericed spaces,when i try with a system,it says i should change d format of my cv.done all these but yet i haven't been able to register.pls what do i do
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 8:12am On May 28, 2013
To all the lag peeps havin their second interview today,wish u God's favour and may this our long wait not be in vain
PhonesRe: Steps To Monitor Your Girlfriend's Call by Dumkele1: 7:39am On May 28, 2013
Step 6: die of heart attack.smh
FamilyRe: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Dumkele1: 4:28pm On May 25, 2013
[quote author=SimonAndal]No Nigerian name, that's for sure. If I had a say in the matter, my 'rents wouldn't've given me a local (Igbo/Nigerian) name, seeing as they both have English names. :-C
same thing here. Both of my parents are known by their english name but for all of us it's igbo names.
RomanceRe: 9 Tips On How To Become A Stronger Woman by Dumkele1: 6:34pm On May 22, 2013
Judging from some of the comments on this thread,it's obvious ezekwesili needs to also take a census of the *illiterate* literates too.how will someone not know that the strength referred to isn't physical strength but refers to building a stronger personality. shior
CrimeRe: Man Bathes Girlfriend With Acid by Dumkele1: 12:41pm On May 22, 2013
Brilliance9000: [b]Let me state first, that I do not condone the pouring of acid on her by the Boyfriend. However, for a guy to do such a thing, he must have invested so much into the relationship; and for most people its difficult to let go. I bet he had given her so much. Typical of Nigerian women...I will continue to eat your money, your time, have you suspend your future plans for me, but when I find someone else, I have the right to dump you when and how I want. WOMEN...be careful of who you date. If you don't like a man, say it at the outset and let him go peacefully and happilly; they are other women out there that need him. Don't try to waste his time and money. You wake up one morning you just tell him it's over...what the fu$ck? What do you expect him to do if he has invested so much into you? Even if you must do this, there are slow and deliberate ways to ease yourself from someone you have known for years and you know they love you. Slowly do it and before time, you both will lose attraction and break up. Don't just do it outright...it hurts badly.

WOMEN NEVER LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP UNTIL THERE IS SOMEBODY ELSE...BELIEVE ME ON THIS. WOMEN DON'T DO THIS.[/b]
u're right in a way but believe me if all jilted women(who av also invested so much in the guy) were to go about doing the same thing this guy did, over 80% of our male population would av tourned to 'artificial afin'...and yes, there are many women who are sensible enough to leave a relationship when it doesn't favour them.it doesn't necessarily have to mean there is someone else....
God forgive me oh but if i were to be that girls brother or father,i'l make sure dat guy either comes out of that prison dead or maimed.shikena
RomanceRe: At What Stage Should A Single Lady Consider Becoming A Single Parent. by Dumkele1: 12:17am On May 21, 2013
Yomii: You must be a good professor mathematics when you get to your 40ths. Taking an acute look at what you have said, i Enigmaly agreed with what you have said. Maybe the Nigerian Gov't should think of adopting Chineze policy of marriage. In such a way that ladies pay to date a Man...lol!
after payin to date and marry u,hope u'l bear her name
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Opinion About The Left Hand? by Dumkele1: 12:59pm On May 17, 2013
For d sake of our environment,he can continue to try to use his right hand for givin and receivin,shaking hands etc but everyoda thing he should do with d left hand.lefties are naturally very smart ppl
PoliticsRe: Army Raids Boko-Haram Sambisa Camp In Borno by Dumkele1: 2:34pm On May 16, 2013
babyosisi: I hope they didn't capture them to be jailed only for a jail break to set them free
One man one bullet is the motto
I hope they are adhering to that
even tho i hate killin.i just av to agree with u.attack the shepherd and the flock will scatter
CelebritiesRe: UNIBEN Campus Connect Tour (Pictures) by Dumkele1: 7:40pm On May 15, 2013
I remember ppl missin physics practical for a show like dis back in 2007.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Dumkele1: 10:38am On May 15, 2013
myswag01: Abeg ooooooooooo DB no gree send me my result since Monday... I wrote d test on sunday mrng in Abuja. Still waiting for d success msg oooo... Anyone in my shoehuh
i think u should go to their office or the venue of the exam and check
FoodRe: 7 Dangerous Acts After A Meal by Dumkele1: 11:18pm On May 14, 2013
I'm, so guilty of No 7.I've tried a million times to stop but i just can't
CultureRe: How Are You - Is It A Rude Form Of Greeting? by Dumkele1: 11:10pm On May 14, 2013
But i do hear a lot of yoruba people ask "ba wo ni sir?"
FamilyRe: Why Do Our Ladies Reject Virgin Men? by Dumkele1: 6:54am On May 13, 2013
Dat's not totally true. I personally know some ladies who pray and desire virgin husbands and i rili pray they get their wish

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