₦airaland Forum

godG: akitijackson, if you happen to be a student in OAU, do lemme know.

She has a bf o, many infact

portable86: That wad harsh :oYou dont know her personally,don't judge.

Serzly i didnt even know wot postinor was till i opened her profile

ideee03: Dry joke..mchwwwwww

Tanx. I'll try harder nxt time

adorable29: Who mentioned a dictionary?

I have never corrected/questioned anybody's comprehension or grammer on any forum before cos I know I am not perfect myself. This one is different..... A FINAL YEAR ENGLISH STUDENT who for that matter, is feeling low cos she may come out with a 2:2 and not a first class.

A 2:2 is not a bad grade by the way. The irony though.

Wot irony? Didnt u get the message she was trying to pass across?Y u now attacking her grammar? English student or not its very unnecessary IMHO

adorable29: Mods, a supposed first class cum 2:2 student of English language composes like this and you bring it to front page for the whole world to see....

Is this some sort of "sarcasm"?

Wot? She shud carry dictionary cos she wants to post on nairaland? U pple sef

Repteam: So we girls r d source of u guys failure What abt u??

Its a girl not a dude

Nastydroid: amebo

Wot Is it a crime to read someone's profile?

Repteam: Sister let me help you out...... What on earth is wrong with you!!!!

Just finish ur current degree and get a masters. Don't waste ur time. With that masters u av a upper hand.

Btw what caused d drop of point?

Open her profile, its all there

Chai! The mods have put it on fp, see embarassment

OP spent her 4 years enjoying postinor and drinking

LordRepz: Why complicate things? If you two were really in love,why then is she your 'ex'? Life can be lived more easily...

Abi

Seun: @bayulll01: his girlfriend induced him to rebel against me and resign, and he dared not refuse her cos she was coming home for Xmas!

Buhahahahah!

igbsam: I once almost fell victim of this act of theirs. But guess what I did. There is a barrack within the vicinity. Immediately they opened my car door and jumped into it. I central locked it and then told them that they have made the biggest mistake of their life. I then told them i'm a soldier and right away, i am going to the barrack where they would be taught a lesson they will never forget. Fortunately, I have some colleagues of mine as military personal in that barrack. I called them up and told them i am coming with some criminals to the barrack. My brothers, come see as those women dey beg me. Officer, please....we are sorry, we are very sorry. I drove them a little after the barrack, up to ifesinachi park before i warned them never in their life to try that nonsense with me and then opened the door and let them out. Come see as dem run like criminals.

Lmao! Its good to be sharp

Lol funny story. Happened to me once at allen. Same scenario with the OP. These police guys have a way of smelling fear and ignorance. Once you let them know you're afraid or ignorant of the laws, they'll pounce on you. Next time, OP drag it with them on the road. Once they take you anywhere the battle is lost. Ask them the crime you've committed and tell them to produce evidence, threaten to call your lawyer in their presence. Living in Lagos is "survival of the fittest". If you don't know your rights, everybody will trample on you.

nzeobi: Group of ebola

Lol wonder who survives

Group H is serious ojoro. Won't be suprised if a porto player is the highest scorer in europe this season

That group E is something else.

1, 2, 3 and 4 are not fine. Ndidi nwuneli is the poster girl for beauty and brains. Google her.

AjanleKoko: Most of us are. Very few are not. Unless you want to be deceitful.
Though of course if you're swimming in shyt, and so is everyone else, you tend to think it's all normal after a while.

Lol

lilprinze: I was posted to Gwoza caliphate in borno state

How can they post you to a foreign country

deavicky: Ebola in PH it is wa. Thank God I just travelled to lagos. Let rest here after all the medicine dey here

We need to put this guy under quarantine

authority2006: Nigerians are among the hard working people on this planet, suffering and smiling set of people. How can you you say Nigerians want government to provide everything for them when in reality, Nigeria government has never provided anything for her citizens.

Lol. Irony of life

duni04: Going by the OP's logic, the US should also have a very bad image because their media outlets are 3 times as pushy as Nigerias. The UK is the worst. Every small thing that happens will not go unmentioned and undebated. The difference between these countries and Nigeria is that their leaders swing into action and try to effect changes once people start complaining. In Nigeria its the opposite. If you dare criticise the government, you're called an enemy of progress or these days, a supporter of APC. They then turn around and say we're the ones improving boko harams image while in actual fact, its cos of our "noise" that boko haram's exploits in the north have come to the notice of so many people.

Na wa o. So spell check for "Janjawe.ed" is now "Supporter of Apc"? This is so discriminatory. So Nairaland is now openly admitting that all APC suporters are Janjawee.ds. Very incredible!

The only news here is that we have our own Teens choice awards- had no idea. As for denrele

Justcash: I have come across several Nigerians that have complained about the way that they are being discriminated against by foreigners. They seem not to understand the reasons for this discrimination. Over the years, I have observed that the main reason for this trend is the way we present and talk about our country to foreigners. I will outline some examples to justify my point.

1: BOKO HARAM: The rise of Boko haram from a mere group of boy scouts to a full blown terrorist organization is Infact aided by the support and free propaganda executed by Nigerians. Boko haram is mainly concentrated in a small area of Nigeria, and they have been able to fight persistently. The rise in their morale is a result of the support that Nigerians unknowingly give to them through telling unconfirmed stories about their exploits.
These stories are grabbed by the international media and announced, thereby making Nigeria to look like a terror ravaged country. The consequence of this is that foreign countries become more wary of Nigerians, and take extra effort to check Nigerians that are going into their countries. Unfortunately, it is the same people that spread these news that suffer most from this.

2: EBOLA: Nigeria was Ebola free before Patrick Sawyer arrived with it. Few people that took care of him got infected before he died, and the LSG in collaboration with the FG struggled and contained the disease. Nigerians blew Ebola out of proportion. Some Nigerians kept spreading rumors about Ebola findings in states that were free of it. As expected, the fictitious news about how fast Ebola was spreading in the country was grabbed by the international news media, and it created panic in foreign countries. With less than 10 deaths from Ebola, Nigerians have been quarantined most at the entry points into foreign countries. This happened in HongKong, Singapore, Malaysia, US, UK etc. Of recent Nigeria was kicked out of the youth Olympics. This is the product of the way Nigerians self-destruct themselves.

3: NIGERIAN MILITARY:The Nigerian army was respected and seen as one of the strongest in the world. This is an outcome of the years of conflict resolution at home and foreign countries. Of recent, the rise of Boko Haram has created a new challenge for the Nigerian army. Unlike in conventional warfare across borders, the enemies are within and can easily blend into the civilian population without being noticed. It is actually a difficult conflict especially as the military will have to avoid killing innocent citizens.
Nigerians seem to lack understanding of this difficulty, so they keep taunting the Nigerian military. They write all sorts of anti-military texts, build propaganda to show that the military is weak and expose more of Nigeria's weakness to the world. As a result, Nigeria is seen as being very weak. The most recent effort is increasingly trying to show that the Camerounian Military is stronger than that of Nigeria. WILL IT SURPRISE ANYBODY IF CAMEROUN BECOMES GUTSY ENOUGH TO INVADE NIGERIA? We are hyping their military because they are dealing with a foreign (Nigerian) terrorist group that has barely penetrated their country. If the table was turned, and BOKO HARAM members were Camerounians, do you think It would have been difficult for the Nigerian military to contain? Like the EBOLA SAGA has shown, it is easier to contain a foreign menace.
Unfortunately, Nigeria is seen as a weak nation now, and every small nation can afford to damn Nigerians now.

4: FOOTBALL AGE ISSUE: The issue of football age has become a big problem in soccer. However, the way Nigerians trumpet about the cases involving Nigerians makes it to look as if Nigerians are the biggest age cheats in soccer. As soon as a Nigerian age grade team wins a major tournament, Nigerians take to the social media and start tainting the image of the teams by making unverified statements about the true age of the members of the teams. Unfortunately, these allegations, though mostly unverified, are noted by the members of the international community, and it reduces the respect that the teams have brought for the nation.
Recently, the Nigerian Falconets got to the final of the World Cup. Even though they didn't win, Nigerians have done the usual by going online and raising worrisome accusations against the patriots. They do this without realizing that they are shooting themselves on their feet. If foreign clubs had plans to grab them, these false age accusations may hinder their moves or reduce their values. Tomorrow, if the siblings of these critics are refused visa to play in a foreign country, they will blame the green passport forgetting that they are indirectly responsible for their misfortunes.

Nigerians must be careful about the way they speak and expose Nigeria. Nigeria is for Nigerians. If you kill her, you are killing yourselves. I BELIEVE THAT THE IMAGE OF NIGERIA WILL IMPROVE WHEN NIGERIANS STOP WASHING THEIR DIRTY UNDIES IN PUBLIC.

May God bless Nigeria and Nigerians

Going by the OP's logic, the US should also have a very bad image because their media outlets are 3 times as pushy as Nigerias. The UK is the worst. Every small thing that happens will not go unmentioned and undebated. The difference between these countries and Nigeria is that their leaders swing into action and try to effect changes once people start complaining. In Nigeria its the opposite. If you dare criticise the government, you're called an enemy of progress or these days, a supporter of APC. They then turn around and say we're the ones improving boko harams image while in actual fact, its cos of our "noise" that boko haram's exploits in the north have come to the notice of so many people.

Moral of the thread- OP is below 18

Na wao o. So this story is really true. When that diplomat fully recovers, he should be charged to court and jailed for endangering public health. That kind of crass behaivour should not go unpunished.

tunesoft: Omo....well he has his life to live sha...just that I doubt if hin pops can come out to say he's proud of his son. come oo..too much money (stolen)...u come send pickin abroad...next thing d pickin turn gay...wats d joy in dat...na to wait till pickin old well b4 sending abroad ooo...NOW d young dude can't come back to naija again...cos he den has to go jail like his pops..he's 14years. SHio..

Buahahahaha!

MissMeiya: I wanna buy it.

Y would you want a picture with thieves hanging in your wall?

dejt4u: You may not understand it if u ar nt in dat shoe.. #WhiteHouseOAU na evil.. Beware!

Those demons in white house

rattlesnake: When purpose is not known abuse is inevitable

Male code violation
A man should NEVER smile that way

Lmao!