₦airaland Forum

frankezi:
Its weird but all bearded ladies I have know and met turned out to be tempermental I am starting to think its associated with the insecurity they may feel. Then for the once I dated honestly I found it had to please them and for those that where just friends gaskiya!!!! All I am saying is it does not just work for me even in appearanc, i onced asked a friend why she does not shave or pluck the beard so so whould look like a lady. Her response just tire me " that it will still grow back" # shave it again na.

Ishilove:
You learn to cope with it noni. I was 18 when the hair began sprouting on my chin with vigour and panache. The irony is I was among the wicked students that was laughing at a female classmate whose face was marked with biabia just two years previously, in SS3. Two years later, my own start to grow with a vengeance.

So how do I cope? I started by using my fingers to pluck them. When the biabia became too many, I moved to depilatories. The first one was named 'Anti-depil' hair remover. Then I moved to another one ''All Clear" hair remover. That one is very nice. Even has a free moisturiser in it

However, I noticed that the more I used it, the thicker the biabia became. What I mean is this: the shaft of a strand of beard is thick, even thicker than the hair on my head. Infact, I had to shave with the depilatory every four days.

It got to a point that I became vexed with it and let it grow out in all it's hirsute glory.

freecocoa:
I have small strands of hair on my chin, it's not that much but it's still bear bear .

It doesn't affect anything in my life, I even pluck them with my fingers so it's not always there, I have a small portion of hair on my chest that I have to shave because I don't like it anymore, the only problem I've had with that one, is that, sometimes some yeye people especially my brother say " ifuro ka osi gba aji na obi ka amosu" or "this girl go wicked o this one wey she gather hair for chest" like wtf?

Billyonaire:
A man lives with his wife in the house, they have a child together, then he wakes up, turn on the computer and type how much he loves and cherishes her. Meanwhile, this same woman might be sitting next to him. Why not just tell her face to face ?

currentprice:
^chibuk girl ok we don hear you

breadandtea:
did the mods give the contestants words limit? because I find their answers surprisingly short, but thats cool!

though their answers are not as inspiring like the last contest answers!
I'll lightly criticise all their interviews ( nobody should take it personally) its just too add more flavour!

<<|Jennimma|>>
You tried to use 'Miracy' formula of saying somethings in her dialet, sorry it was an epic fail! I didn't feel it at all, its stale! Miracy took all the freshness from it!
And did you say you won't change anything about Africa and Africans? like seriously? even the Europeans are still trying to change, talkless if Africans! maybe you interpreted the question wrongly!
You've got a pretty face!

<<|ROZZAY|>>
You went all razz answering questions in pidgin English - I know you might think emmmm... you want to be natural or so, but sorry it was a disastrous fail! For heavens sake, this is the[b] biggest online beauty contest in Nigeria[/b] not some child's play
And I that what will you change about NL - I was expecting to see some tech answers that will make eyes roll and make Seun to start crawling for your signature to work for him! C'mon you are a computer scientist

Part 2 in my next post!

hizaya61:
Wen we no be mumu like this man

arsetalks:
Problem is you can't think. He will ferry over the sea and continue his biking once on the land. Think small biko.

Aks:
Good morning guys, i've gone through the link and these are the salient point fyi cos i know as a Nigerian, we don't like reading lenghty stuffs

In our previous report, we firmly advised RETAIL/ORDINARY INVESTORS to be unusually cautious– we advised them to either hold their cash or design a long term approach towards investing in equities. Since then, (15DAYS after) the market has plunged by -12.18%, trading at 34,000bpts. Once again, we would like to re-sound it that no one can say or predict how deep this market may go but it is clear that the correction is gaining stronger momentum day-by-day.

We expect this to be your compass as you navigate against market tide, though our ultimate advice is to stay away from the stock market for now. The correction may hit far above 20%, you are strongly advised to look before you leap.

However, if your risk appetite is above average, we expect you to take position at a very low price as there are strong indications of new lows ahead.

Chaleeee:
Success is not sexually transmitted. Work and buy your own car.

https://www.nairaland.com/1822466/girlfriend-3-weeks-nearly-killed#24854148

new2020:
GEJ plan B is working. Create a new SW party...SDP, fund them and put APC in disarray. Politics 101!

Charlesnerd:
Sir, don't trust me but believe me there is nothing to fear about. The major issue behind this is the fall in crude oil and it is just a temporary issue. Nothing, I said nothing to fear about. Just be buying a good fundamentals stock in tranches if the means is there. Sir, once again, there is nothing to fear about. When election is over, I will like to see another gospel of fear that will be disseminated....

Well,my top stock picks are........

UBA
OANDO
TRANSCORP
FBNH
DANGSUGAR
FIDSON
FLOURMILL

As an insider,I cannot say everything I know but you can never go wrong sir.

otimothy:
God wld so flog some people before asking devil to use them as firewood in hell.

primusmaximus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSUpoIWDdgk

01emek:
Lol. Am serious, i did it just once and she is just 16... Only girls that are 18 can get pregnant...

EvilSeeed:
[b]Here is my Advice to you..

https://i2.nxez.com/2008/1234443297_ken_park_suicide.gif


WHY?


Cos your life is over.. Now your school fees would all go towards taking care of the baby. You will be a drop out. No job. baby to feed. Babymama drama. e.t.c..


Just die.. Thats all you can do now that would be productive.

krispycash:
You did it just once! So?? When u were pulling ur pants down u didn't know it might end up with u being a teenage dad? Live up to ur responsibility and stop being silly... She's gonna have your baby well that doesn't mean its the end of the world... But its a lesson for u that u should have control over ur bangalala and not ur bangalala having control over u!!