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@poster, have you been smoking your sh!t?

hope they have safety in mind

We will vote for another candidate without shoes. but will not vote for PDP

that was then, is he still of unsound mind.

Zebra crossings are not for highways.

I suspect a hate crime. sad

@OP, Don't worry about protesting cos the masses are in support of this government. So I guess you are in the minority. Just endure ehn? it will be well. Good luck and have Patience till 2015

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=809918.msg9617326#msg9617326 date=1322064958]Liar, probability is between 0-1.[/quote]99% means 0.99. did you go to school?

are they wooden tracks? don't blame me but your inverted pictures.

Good riddance. I hope we have a better person.

obviously the sss still have a lot to do.

Obj

[quote author=eddydey! link=topic=808804.msg9608637#msg9608637 date=1321966949]Oh no what a poem!pls clap 4 your self u deserve a Nobel price 4 poetry.u 've done wat no one els could hav done, wat a joke![/quote] that should be the fake one

@Beaf, is PDP not the largest dump site for community rejects and social perverts in Nigeria? where were you when Odili, Udenwa and Orji contested under the platform of PDP? Which party produced Ibori, Diepriye and GEJ?

can it really be completed in 2012?

nearing completion indeed. There's still alot more work to be done.

The man said he had no shoes

The people searched his face and felt his aim was true

Although he’d hemmed and hawed and his words were few

Fans said he was the angel not the devil we knew



Spin doctors insisted there would be nothing to rue:

‘Our man is so fresh, he’s something new

Vote for him and you‘ll see

He’s even got a PhD

He’ll make things as easy as ABC.’



The people said ‘he’s been so lucky, how can we lose?’

Those who questioned got torrents of abuse

And looks that implied that they belonged in zoos

As though they were inspired by lots of booze



So the people voted thinking ‘surely he’s paid his dues.’

Now he’s king but he’s got no clues

Although ministers and advisers are profuse

Stale bromides are all they can produce



He’s too far and too high to hear our views

Soon we might be spending days and nights on petrol queues

And hours aplenty warming dusty pews

Craving reprieve from God, any god, even Zeus



It’s like the ship of state has blown a fuse

We are adrift at sea, not on a cruise

With regret, we must now pay for an expensive ruse

Where once we heard only delightful coos

There is naught but a chorus of hisses and boos



When next we are called upon to choose

We should look beyond one’s ethnic and religious hues

We should ask for his ideals and values

And the whereabouts of his muse

When next someone says he had no shoes

Shoeless hoards should not act like moose



For the contender is no worse than those he woos

He is only the gander to our golden goose

It is not enough to vote on tribal cues

Lest we trap our necks in a tightening noose

To err is human, to repeat it is obtuse

Folly cannot continue as its own excuse

High definition hindsight is of no use

When precious time is what we lose

If to the outside world we amuse

Consider the evidence they adduce

If chances come for change but we refuse

Who but ourselves can we accuse?



For now we must endure the Nine O’clock news

Democracy is the right to stew in our own juice

Let us brace ourselves; this is the deuce

The powers and the people shall know no truce

For the next few years we’ll be singing the blues

(No wonder this sounds like Dr Seuss)
By Chris
http://www.facebook.com/notes/chris-ngwodo/voters-remorse/10150469226803278

Beaf:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/556072_DemdemTheFool_jpg297868fd41d8830d7d62b6f4cdc8e959

Bobo yi o bad gan!!.

Beaf:
You are all a pack of donkeys who cannot even wait for more arrests, or are you scared of your mentors finally getting arrested? Ndume has been arrested and is being charged, so when your people get locked up, you will not be able to make id!otic complaints that the murderers are being persecuted. Every boko haram kingpin MUST face justice, regardless of who they are; Buhari, IBB, Atiku, Ciroma, Kaita, Tunde Bakare etc are all suspects, because of the pre-election threats they made.

if I still remember they are PDP members, right?

@op can you speak English? what are you saying?

as long as govt can effectively utilize them. Not a wise decision IMO

In the UK here (in Engineering)emphasis is not so much on the grammar or very good English as long as you demonstrate engineering knowledge and communicate your knowledge and understanding adequately, you pass. Trust me there are a lot of Chinese people here who are worse than her and are graduated. If the English will not care much who are we?

thank you guys.

I hope they deliver good services and are not racist.

The lights are not bright enough, i hope they do a good job

Squandered by who?

Happy birthday sir

Now thats crazy

There are no more beautiful girls again in Nigeria.

I hope the wrong sets of people don't take advantage of this.