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ermmm..well, i guess d 'love' jus dissappeared cos of plenty naggings n monitorings!

Lawd! How i hate 2 be nagged! Worse still, have my call/text log checked on daily basis, including social ntwrks! Wheew! Good riddance jor!

Na wa o...like play like play, water don dey pass garri! Hmmmm...

Bald!

Quite sad...gud disciplinary action taken.

Hahaha..! @topic, i think that is d biggest joke i have ever heard!!

Me sef vex 4 d questions! Shuo! Tonto sef try..i wudnt have had such patience!

Yori-yori!

Omo Alata: Before you sleep tonight, "I reject all bad and satanic dreams in the name of Jesus. "

AMEEEN!! N i wish u well 2! I seriously dunno wat 2 make of ur story..but i pray God gives u the grace 2 pull through!

Omo Alata: She tells all of us that she wished when she was in labour, she had closed her legs on her heads and smashed it!!!

Lawd have mercy!!

Afraid is catch me o...
Dunno y i looked through this thread @ this time! What with all the bizzare dreams n 'testimonies'!

I pray i don't 'dream' about this topic n the responses this night! Amen!

I wish i wasnt born wen i was born!
Who you be 2go ask daddy or even mumsy for fone let alone an expensive 1 @ 16?!
Book don finish for library?

Kids these days are really enjoying! See as the girl get plenty vote! Oga o...
Buy for her,its her luck.

Una no go kill me wt laff 4 here o!

@op..i used 2 think it wasnt possible for nigerian gals brought up @ home(naija) not 2 know how 2 cook o! If guys can cook, then gal, u need 2 step up ur act!

Cooking's fun...no yardstick can measure d joy u feel when sm1 compliments ur food n even asks for more!
N research has it that most of d bf/hubby snatching is as a result of deficiency in 2 depts...the kitchen n ahem! Erm..the bed departments!
Good luck!

sad..

#Mixed feelings...

So, ebo nnam die?

City people is not a good source 2 quote from abeg! They tell a lot of fake stories there!

My aunt jus came back from convention but we havent heard anything about poisoning! The retirement thing is true,though.

D name-tag of your church is not the ticket 2 entering heaven. So, those of u who can run ur mouth like public pump 'proud catholic' n all, copy that!

Mugu (mtn), mugu (glo) etc

or beta still...'ete-ino' in my dialect.
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did i hear some1 say ibibio in abia state? Na wa o


@post..ibibio(akwa ibom): mmu ma fien
efik(calabar): mme ma fi

;DHehehe.. @ileke idi, thou art badt gaaan!

@poster..its true sha. But i feel you didnt have 2 make it so long. Mbok no vex o,erm..solidarity o! Lol.

Tinapa booms mainly during xmas. Even at that, it is mostly d swimming pool that attracts people.

That being said..visit calabar this xmas, n have a life time experience!

[quote author=jude33084] I don laugh use ♍♈ BB stir ♍♈ evening pot of soup

Police nor D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fail


i thot i was d only person 2 notice dat! N I thot d caption was funny untill i read d story!! Mbok make una no do me howl wt laff dis nyt abeg, arrest cow ke?!

Mere words cnt explain d shock i am going thru rt now @ dis post/poster n all his responses! Lawd av mercy!

Papa God please, wen d time comes, may u not allow me fall in2 d hands of a caveman(cos obviously we still av them arnd in d 21st century!)! N this has added 2 my list of prayer points-not funny!

Posts like these r very discouraging..but thank God for d few MEN here who think otherwise! So marriage is still worth considering! There is Hope!!

I can't stand d thot of washing off sticky poo wt my bare hands! Eeeww!

I tried d water-thingy 1ns in d office loo,evn though i washed my hands wt soap,it tuk time b4 i cud eat wt them. Besides,i left d loo all wet n irritated!!

Sm1 said something abt copying westerners..hmm. If na dat 1, y u no tie buba n iro (4 females) or agbada(4 males)go office if u be banker, or chambers/court if u be lawyer? Abi suits/wigs no be onyibo culture again?

N y wud i wana smell my ass or anybody's 4 crissakes! I be he-goat on heat? Even homosexuals(i bliv) dnt smell dia asses! Yuck!

Wen will nairalanders stop dissing eachother?

Is satan black or white?

But what exactly is wrong wt wat d governor did? N how dis relates wt boko haram beats me!!

In uyo, a lot of buildings including schools,churches,shops n evn homes wer demolished(after advance notice!). Those of u who have visited uyo recently can testify 2 d beauty of d place!

We like 2 attach sentiments 2 everything! Evn if it was a church headquarters...i wuda still supported it!

Love?.. Does it exist?

For those of u who claim u can do anything 4 love, can u empty ur account,sell ur assets both home n abroad 4 ur love? until then..

N if theres such a person..i'd force d word in2 my dictionary 4 ya. Lol

It beats me wat's so damn interesting n fun in those yeye games that makes kids from humble homes steal money 2go play!

A twenty-something friend of mine,last yr was playing wt a friend in his house n didnt notice wen anoda friend came in n stole his new jean! It tuk a lot of thinking n retracing d day 4 almost 48hrs 4 him 2 recall who visited!

If u ask me (lyk he did), i'd tell u its...madness (4 want of a better word)!

Monotonous

Indeed!.....mtscheeew! Indeed!.....mtscheeew!

AjanleKoko: This is more of a sentimental opinion of a beneficiary. Lemme ask, if your uncle had offered you a loan to study abroad, how would you have felt?
Don't you feel any personal reluctance to accept a no-strings-attached opportunity from someone?

In my opinion, it's entitlement mentality that's showcased by most of the posts. Same way a lot of youth in Nigeria expect someone to provide everything for them: a job, or accommodation, or even in some cases a car.

i understand u perfectly..but let me state here again dat i BELIEVE helping is not a rt(of d relative) nor a responsibility(of d richguy). It is a choice!

@ur question...i wudnt take a loan i neva asked 4. Am (by Godz grace) comfortable as it is n dnt believe i need 2 travel abroad 2 excel n so i do not need d loan! But if i had a business plan...y not?!

U make it sound lyk its such a crazy thing 2 do(sending a relative abroad)! I know all abt sentiments..but not ALL people reason dat way. Sometimes, u jus get 2do d things u can, weda its appreciated or not(n i knw d latter hurts)!

I knw some peeps who 'sponsor' people secretly n prefer 2 remain annonymous(wanting no show of gratitude nor payback)! And i know U'd NEVER dream of doing dat! Recently, i tuk a cousin's 6wk old baby 2 d hospital n paid d bills..i didnt get a thanku from d mum(i didnt notice untill later) but i had this inner joy n satisfaction dat God could bless me wt d priviledge of being in d position 2 help!. I luv dat kid like shez mine!

Please, do not spoil d minds of cheerful givers here(no insult intended). Remember, It is a choice!

No1 goes wt his/her wealth wen he/she dies.

@poster..
An uncle of mine is offering 2 take me out 4 'beta opportunities' d moment am done wt youth service..n mind u,i did not graduate wt a 1st-class n av done nothing 4 him 2 merit his concern.
So watcha saying is...since am nt a 1st class n av done nothing 4 him,i dnt deserve his kindness? Or he's being stupid or wat(esp as it was entirely his idea n i didnt ask 4 his help)? Or am not goino mk it der n he's wasting resources?

I av NEVA entertained d thot of staying outside naija..but d fact dat he(out of love) offered 2 support our family(wanting nothing in return) has taught me a lot of things.

I believe helping or supporting a relative is by choice..n not a rt/responsibilty. If u av wat it takes n u dnt wana help,u av a choice 2 luk d oda way. Its not/has neva been by force.

So stop ranting over nothing!