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D worst is i dnt eat anyoda type except honey beans or brown beans! And the price was jus 50naira above d price for white beans...now expensive na understatement!A cup of honey beans na 150/180 as against 80/70 bucks! And talk about 800 per mudu!!!

And all these, i hear, is cos of da bokos! The risk the traders go through 2 bring beans from d north plus the increase in tp (they have 2go through unusual routes) contributes.

And now the northeners' heads in NL expands...lolx #abego..na play o

Hehehehehe!! Very funny story,this one!

@OP..1 thing i can not stand is the smell of garlic on someone's breath!! No way..not me! No matter your looks!
So, as far as i am concerned,if you could stomach a smelly mouth for that long-3yrs( n he probably uses chewing stick stead of brush/paste, n may not believe in mouth wash/sprays)..then you can, by all means continue!

I love yam and oil!
950k 4 audi? Nah
pack 2 d villa? Well..o.y.o!
Socialize with kids? Are u kidding?

My advice? If you love him..garlic n all, stay. If you dont, free yourself n the guy. Period.

Eya ekap ekpa idiokesit!

Singing..i mean real singing is tough! You just have 2 be a singer 2 understand!

I have a fwend..i rap his songs, but he can't sing the songs i do. I love rap..esp eminem,lil wayne n rick ross. But the bulk of the work in rap is creativity n in rhymes.

Singing consumes both the creativity n d rhymes and more. There's a lot of work on your pitch,breadth control,notes,even mouth control n words pronounciations.u get 2 learn how 2 sing from your guts, make the voice heavy..wavy..even do swags. All these aint easy, i know cos i've been there n still in the process!!

Listen 2 Juanita Bylum, cece winas, J.moss, Mcclurkins n u'l know.

Nna meeehn! See figures!

Oh..so,they've burnt masts n now 'enough is enough'? When churches were razed n innocent people were killed, it wasnt enough?!

My people say 'ama mbre ewa,ke ewa awak ofong'...meaning,na person wey like 2 play wt dog, na im cloth wey dog dey tear!

Boko boys, pls bring down all the masts..n then the banks, n all other 'western infrastructure' standing in your way in the north!

I believe,it is only then, these northen elites will actually 'do' something! My only regret is the loss of lives.

Ramcie: Hmm! According to Stella the fault wasn't that of NCAA or DANA not doing what they suppose to do. I guess they are putting the blame on the dead Pilot who isn't here to defend himself. #smh .

lwkmd!...my sister na naija we dey o!

Hehehehe!! Laff wan killi me 4 hia! ..9pages n counting! Damn!
Seun..nna ur own beta o!

@topic..well,if this is true, then i must go look up this ice prince once again,then i'l know what 2 say!

There's an igbo adage that says, when a bird(the 2 of u) decides to perch on a rope(have unprotected intimacy)it should be ready 2 dance with it (baby/responsibilities)! Hehehe!

Una well done o!

Do what you gotta do n go get job! The 'shoe-less kids' era is fading away!

akpeeene!!

Wether its rumour or not..RIP 2 d dead! Abi wetin i go talk again?

Okay na! So,the people will return 2 the letter writing era..even that is part of 'western education'! Hehe!

These human beings(boko haram) are so stupid i start 2 think its in their genes..they just cant help it.

Rip 2 d dead.

Hehehehehe@comments!

@op..while reading this piece, my mind kept saying, 'get 2 d point' n then,i discovered there is no 'point'. Well done sha,@ least u don enter front page!

Nice 1 there,bimbo! I love that spirit..! Marriage is not the greatest achievement a woman can get. It will come when it will come..no need rushing in2 it.

Nice speech...yeah!

See as nairalanders are 'ooohing' n 'aaahing' over the speech! If it was a nigerian that came out and told her emotional story about thier 'poor' background, the same people will be asking how it concerns them. The president is now called 'shoeless retardeen' because he talked about his not having shoes!

Now because this 1 na oyinbo, no1 will call her names 4 riding in a limo n not d 'rusted-pavement-viewing-hole-in-door car!

The speech is cool,yeah..people cried,yeah..that is exactly d intended reaction,n that is the job of a good/intelligent wife. Support n Make people support your husband.okpari!

Thank God for her.

I aint married, so, no experience. But i believe you should get something doing to support your hubby..its goino get tougher when the kids start coming.

And even if he can foot the bills alone (wt a crowd of kids) without complaining, you should still get a source of your own income..

That said..so, when/where e dey hapun na? Abi we no go shop rice? Congratulations in advance!!

crackhouse: Did they say fiancee? At 54?.

u just said my mind! Sometimes this onyibo people sef...lol.
RIP mr duncan..

Nairaland! Na wa! See as unu take kill person write up!
@Op
Well, i think its worth reading. Nice 1. But try making it shorter next time.

i am sorry, but i don't seem to get the 'gist' about this story. What am i supposed 2 say/feel @ the end of the day?

A father defending his son,is that supposed to be news? #jus asking!

Nothing beats my agege bread wt hot akara in the morning rush hour!
La casera n gala when travelling
n roasted chicken wt plantain in the evening!

1.Hair, Mine n extensions
2.perfumes/body sprays
3.creams!

I get a lot of 2 n 3 that each time i visit home, my kid sis will be like 'chemicals!' lolx.

All that long sermon for what na? After the 1st 5 paragraphs...d rest na bla bla!

So, see small anambra o! E don join big boys league! Congratulobia! Hehehe

Calabar

aka nso ko (wetin u de find der?)
etak udari (under udari tree)
nyad owo (e pepper person)
nyakasang (leave my staff!)
ikot ndarake(bush of no rejoicing)
lol..e 2 plenty!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Seun,

I think you are going about this the wrong way. As the resident Eze Mmuo of Nairaland, I really do not see how enquiring about the relationship between a thread (which more often than none are absolutely useless threads that even hit the frontpage) and the price of Garri can be misconstrued to be 'wrong'..

'How does this affect the price of Garri" is simply a figure of speech particularly an Idiomatic expression that simply means "How does this affect anything'. I really think that you should reconsider your stand on this subject matter and treat it as just another one of those things. Otherwise, anyone who posts any message that is remotely divergent from the topic of a thread should be banned.

I would say thanks for your cooperation, but seeing as you have not once cooperated on any of my requests in the past from 'Creating a Photography thread, to making an Igbo man a super Mod to even stopping the ethinically charge Tribalism against the Igbo Nairaland community', I would end this message with;

Thanks and Hope you surprise me for once in over 5 years on nairaland.
[/quote]hey juju-man! Sm1's offering you his undying love- 2 be ur boyfriend(coughs),talk your own na!
Thats a cool reward 4 your solidarity with the garri mongers..a warm hard muscle 'holding the table' for ya! Lmao!Hehehehe!!

What keeps it going? NOTHING! Because there is no blaady relationship/marriage!

Single n loving it....well, 4 now maybe! Lolx.

Pipeline in ogun state? Na wa!

People will never learn!!

coogar: [color=#000000]r[/color]etarded article!
a source revealed, a source said, a source confessed - what source? police? relatives? eye witness? neighbours? this is lazy journalism and an attempt to tarnish the image of this guy! i am not buying this nonsense article!

may amadioha impregnate the author of this article with 3 albino midgets!!!

lmao!! O coogar! Thou art badt!

The igbos (well most of them) are quite a brave n courageous people. I have seen them in action severally.

But..the thought of war chills my spine! A lil experience of the 1991 riot in kano has taught me a lot!

Besides, people sit abroad n fuel your minds with thoughts of war, when e happen,they'l be safe with thier families and what happens to you n your loved 1ns?

Take a look @ those sudan refugees and imagine yourself in thier shoes!

Hahaha!! Una no go kill person with laugh!!
But its not jus gele..even hats! I have seen very huge, dramatic and ridiculous hats in my life!

Watermelon: I don't think wat u did was wrong the last time i did brain ct and MRI scans, the drs insisted that i wear gowns and its even outside naija

my brother, in that hospital, for a brain ct, u don't 'waste' a gown on the patient. And being an intern then,there was no form of humiliation i did not see!