₦airaland Forum

Oh..! So, its called burka! Hmm..and we simply used 2 call them ninjas like..'dat tall ninja patient..'.
N we called everyother 1 hijab!
Educative...good 1.

INNO18: lol, watsup with you?

erm..me? N-nothing! Ahem! Am c-cool.( sweating profusely) s-sori please, c-can i ask u a question?

This good looking guy jus walked in 2 have a ct-scan! I asked him to UnCloth n change into a gown n positioned him on the couch, jus then my chief walked in n checked his card,, n shouted, 'y is he wearing a gown when he's only doing a brain ct!' apparently,my wanting 2 'show off' made me do something else! Needless 2 say i was so ashamed!

INNO18: well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females......... well unfortunately i've never had the opportunity to goof in front of an opposite sex, cos fortunately i happen to be GAY, and i'm proud of it as unlike most of my friends i dont get turned on once i see females.........

#rolls eyes n faints!!

INNO18: guy, na wa for u ooo, your's is the worst blunder i've read so far. You mean you have no control over your bone?

lol..does any1 ever have control over the 'bone'? I hear the 'bone' has a mind of its own n can be stubborn! Hehehe..

Yhesux!! This is real sad! RIP to the deceased.

The 1st day i ate amala n ewedu/stew in ile-ife,i purged constantly for 3 n half days! I thought i was going 2 die! Someone said i wasnt used to 'white maggi'!

Now i respect the food/'white maggi' wella! I give demm chance if we jam 4 road!

@op..
Please u didnt have to add the picture! I have had enough scare 2 last me a week!

Between, i don't believe him. Let someone with a good reputation (like wole soyinka) support his claims,then i'l take him serious.

And when i believe finish, wetin go come happen kwa? How will the knowledge affect me positively?

white, khaki, n definitely 'blue'!

Oh dear! And i was hoping 2 watch such forums by the new parliament as it promises to be interesting!!

Not fair!

The thing is...people have thier different reasons for acting,reasoning the way they do!

Ther are 2 girlfriends of mine who dated a broke guy while in school. They were never demanding, faithful,always supportive n 'homely'. The 1st guy graduated, got a job n suddenly discovered he was igbo n didnt want a 'calabar' girl. The 2nd guy(also igbo) got signed in a record label n realised my friend wasn't 'wife material'! As for me, my '1st love' got a job wt an oil company 8months b4 i knew(n from smbody) n was 'too busy'!

The 3 of us learnt different lessons from the same situation! The 1st girl, still believed in 'love', moved on, got anoda semi-ok guy,lol. Now this guy doesnt even let her spend a dime! The 2nd girl,got hard,started runs, even now, working doesnt stop her from her wkend runds out of town whenever she's not on call! She even complained d other day a guy 'insulted' her by giving her 12k for d saloon, n so she dumped him!

N me?...well lets jus say i think 'love' exists in mills n boons!( am ok with my earnings and i dont do runs. But i don't point fingers!)
I know some guys also have stories 2 tell!

So make una no come de form holy pass 4 here jor!

Mavor: See what I mean? Why do you feel I MUST spend on you for heaven's sake? You want us to go to a very classy restaurant for dinner right? Why do you expect that when the bills come I should pay? Why don't you refuse and instead pay your own share. I have nothing paying against paying for us both. Heck it costs me nothing since I went to the restaurant with you in the first place.

I CHOOSE to do so cos I care not cos society EXPECTS me to. I buy you recharge cards, pay for your beauty and spa trips, rent you a nice crib in Ikoyi/Lekki wherever, buy you range rover evoque because I LOVE you and I want you to look good cos it makes me feel good, not cos it is your RIGHT. That is the thing that gets on my nerves. Nigerian ladies and their sense of entitlement.

You are free to chop the guy that makes excessive demands as you call it. Quid pro quo right? But why would you want to bleed a hardworking sincere guy dry just because he had the misfortune to fall for a vulture?

Holy cow! Dude i think u really have a problem!! What part of my sermon said its a 'right'? I took the pains 2 explain 2 u that, 'couples'(girl n boy) should spend/care for each other! Dude, what part of that do you not understand?!


Please reread all my posts again! Why i commented on this thread in the 1st place was the issue of 'spending' n sm1 said if he'z the father of the girl.

Alright (n this is d last time!) i am not saying it is a MUST! All i am saying is, any1 who claims 2 love someone n knows what the word means, should be ready 2 share! Joy,pain,time,money, everything!

The girl (am sure) didnt demand 4 it, i believe, he saw the car, could afford it,believed the girl would like it,n bought 4 her! HIS CHOICE!

Now guys here feel like its such a stupid thing 2 do 4 a gal! What if its vice versa? Would it be so bad?

Na wa o...! By the way, cant recall when last anyone credited my phone! I don't expect anyone to, i chose 2 own a phone, so,i carry my cross! If someone wants 2 share in the cross carrying, who am i to say no? Hehehe..

Idowuogbo: Dat na African shrek na! Nice!!!!

lawd!! Lwkmd! Na person pikin o, abi na mama!

Mavor: No one is forcing you to like a guy. If guy are as useless as you are insinuating then go become a lesbian. Either way we dont give a flying fu<k. No one asked for your life history here.
A lot of you girls in society today are vampires---FACT.You are an independent lady and pay your bills, fine. Better for me. Means I will have more in my account for savings and investment. But dont give me attitude when I try to hug you or kiss you and enough with your sense of entitlement.
You are not entitled to any cut of my salary for whatever reason. I give you because I love you not because its your right. You want Peruvian hair and Brazilian hair every week? No problem. Get a fu<king job!!!

um, where do i start from? Alright i am goino spoon feed you, since its obvious u are a bit slow in understanding!
1st of all, guys are not useless...but any guy who comes 2 me with an 'aka gum' attitude is utterly useless 2 me! I do not support excessive/ unreasonable demands, but spending(wether cheap or expensive) for your girl aint such a huge atrocity as u guys make it sound! And i never said it's an entitlement, jus like acting the homely 'wife material' part aint an entitlement! Couples should spend/care for each other, i believe its a give n take. 1 shudn't do the 'giving' alone!

Peruvian,braziian,italian,indian,nigerian hair(if i want it, i get it)...guy u sound like your gf asked u for any of those? Hehe..not my fault she asked na!

Make unu dey hia de rant...people wey de spend de spend! Even nairalanders! No be person buy range rover give babe so? Is she not working? Or maybe he'z not a full blooded 'man'?

Nigerians: who stole the meat from the cooking pot?
IBB: buhari stole zhe meat prom zhe cooking fot!
BUHARI: is it me?
IBB: yes u!
BUHARI: couldn't be!
Nigerians: then who?
BUHARI:..#scratches head. 'i dey come'

webizone: So u knew men are not only about 'we do'? Hmm.

i am not asking 4 'father christmas' but i most definitely do not want an 'aka gum'! And abt d 'do'...90percent of naija guys are all about the 'do'!

But then again, if i can foot all my bills comfortably n have extra, what else do i need a 'bf' for, if not the 'do'?

I met a guy recently, we got talking n he told me he 'loves' me n hopes 2 'marry' me. He went on 2 say his mother taught them not 2 spend on girls n so, he deos not belive in spending4 a girl.
I told him,that was cool. Cos my father taught me,that i shouldnt have sex, cook,clean,wash etc 4 a man who is not my hubby!

Well..he i cant explain the expression on his face but he laughed through out lunch n the 'love n marriage' talk ended.

tope3x: what is this one saying?

i wrote nigerian english..u don't understand? Well, i don't give a rats ass!

Babe, you to harsh ooh.. LOL.


Na so!

Mbok how d tin take con-sign me na?!
Continue with the hates! Abuse yourselves n entertain people like me,who is neither igbo nor yoruba!

I work,i foot my bills. I cook,i eat my food,u come,we do, u go! U hungry,u cook or go fast fud.u vex, u gerrout! Ur apartment is messy? Ur clothes r dirty? Well,so are mine!
U vex? U kiss hot fry pan!
U dont wana play daddy, then,do not expect me 2 play mummy!
Shikena!

And why am i not feeling bad? Does this mean i'm selfish?

Maybe because i am tired of these stories...
Maybe its because i feel most of the notherners know who these terrorists are n they are protecting them!..n so i ceaze 2 care anymore!
Sometimes i jus wish southerners will get out of there n let them have thier land!

na wa! i have been trying to pronounce the name of this drug like 4ever! shuo!

@op:4 zhat i say..off wt zhier heads!

[quote
author=dedeike]Mr president, I believe you. And I have never been
ashamed nor afraid to say it.
You are bringing something new and refreshing to governance. Under your
watch, we are beginning to experience new frontiers in the art of
governance.

We are beginning to see openness and transparency at its peak. Before
you came, NNPC and allied oil agencies were ran like secret cults. No
body knew how much was paid as subsidy or the faces behind importation.
Subsidy payments were drawn as first line charge, no appriopration
whatsoever. Today, we have not only seen the faces of the cabal but we
have seen them being dragged to court. Your govt has given us the
first comprehensive legislation on Energy sector as PIB. Your govt is
repairing our refineries and executed PPP with Vulcan for 6 new ones.

You are reforming poower. Refurbishing power plants and pursuing
privatisation of PHCN. In one year, you have recorded an all time high
generation of 4,477 megawatts as evidenced in the links below


http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/business/174360-power-generation-hits-4477mw

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/business/57661-electricity-generation-hits-record-4477mw.html

http://newsbreaknigeria.com/news/Nigeria+hits+record+4%2C477.7+megawatts

You
are renovating all our major international airports with Enugu shut
down completely for overhaul, domestic wing of Abuja airports too. The
works include massive upgrade of runways and all airport facilities.

You are sanitizing our ports, withdrawing 9 parasitic agencies from the
wharfs thereby easing the clearing of goods
You are starting 9 new federal universities in one year, 2 law school
campuses in Yola and Yenogoa, increased funding to 400 billion, setting
up Almajiri school systems, settled all outstanding issues with ASUU
thereby reducing strikes. Upgrade of lectures retirement age from 65 to
70.
Minimum wage increment for workers and corpers.

Spearheading Agricultural reforms and fertilizer redistribution and the
cassava initiative which is largely misunderstood by the unintelligent.
reviving our railways. Commenced phase II of the Lagos- Kano. With
Abuja-Kaduna at 30% ongoing.

Through your minister of finance, you re entrenching fiscal discipline
and insisting that all projects must pass through due process causing
corrupt politicians to threaten impeachment.
They say you should have implemented 100% a budget that was only passed
in April all because you insist that the era of racketeering with
constituency projects are gone.[/quote]flesh and blood had not revealed these things 2 u...silver n gold i have non, but make God bless u yafu yafu!!

the moment these kinda threads hit the page,people rush 2 check out where the 'culprit' is from!

when will all these tribalism on NL end? as far as i am concerned, no tribe is perfect in all!

[quote
author=musKeeto]I don't need to turn the Bible upside down. The Bible turns itself
upside down. GOD/YAHWEH is a GOD Of HATE and JEALOUSY... The Bible tells
me so..
So you should expect his followers to do the same..[/quote]HEELP! Rev.king is out on the streets of nairaland!

'i am sowie,i cnt make it.'..this was minutes b4 i was abt 2 read d biography,long after d burial had started! After watching d gate since morning eagerly expecting my bf 2 show up, he didnt!

What can i say..evry emotion 4 him died that day! He became an ex barely 24hrs later! N this wud be 4years by october!

He pleaded later, i '4gave' n now we r 'good friends'! Hehehe..funny cos if given d chance,i'd pay back!!

http: Why so much anger?

check my 1st paragraph..thats ur answer!

Now, this is a topic very dear 2 my heart! I may soon loose my inheritance 2 greedy relations cos my dad (who dotted on us) had no male child!

This barbaric way of reasoning n treating priceless gifts of God is pure wickedness!

I have seen couples cry, fast, go through all sorts of things jus 2 have a child, n sm1 is blessed wt plenty n takes it 4 granted!

Despite all d pressure, my dad(God bless his soul) had 2 gals n was satisfied n thankful!

Those of u talking abt continuing lineage n all..what makes u think d boy wnt turn out 2 be a rogue? Or wont die b4 he gets d chance 2 continue d 'lineage'? Or still yet, 4 d singles..who says that u are even fertile? Are u guys aware that its the guy that determines what sex d child is(medically speaking)? Google xx n xy chromosomes. Our prayers should be, that the Almighty God, giver of children, should bless us n make us friutful.

May God bless me n all d sweet single angels out there wt a knowing n thankful husband..stead of a complaining, ungrateful, traditional, ignorant fool!

Sometime during my internship,i had dropped a half filled la casera bottle in d kitchen n my flatmate wanted 2 make stew...thinking its groundnut oil(d la casera label was off) he poured it in2 a pot. Thinking d oil was adulterated wt water, he went ahead 2 make d stew..lol! Then after adding maggi n seasoning. He called me 2 come c wats wrong wt d stew cos 'its tasting sugery n i dnt know y'!

Well..our flat bin no fit contain laff that evening. I felt bad sha n paid back by making another pot of stew. And made d same mistake(i had not removed d lacasera) but i realised mine on time n switched bottles!

They say, u cnt eat ur cake n have it..hmm. But i think prezzo will if goldie says yes.

Goodluck 2 them sha

Mtscheeew! Na 2day ya:sh dey back? Mtscheeew!

Hehehehe..! Wetin i no go hear 4 naija?! U go fia court case! Hahaha! Lawyers/judges got 2 chop na.

All dese weird news/stories, wether real or fake, makes me love my naija the more! Very interesting people!