gunpoint:

Thailand isn't an Islamic state.
Wikipedia is good for you

Mr corrector. He didnt say Thailand, dont quote him wrong. Besides, Algeria is a konk islamic state.
The entire browser will be good for you.

lordfizco:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst. Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and you will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered one of these slaps.

Hahahahaha . I wan die. Person should hold me. Chai!

opysdoll:
No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota!

Hahahahahaha. So funny of you.
Na dat one dey tire, how person go flog u like craze come say make u hold ur mouth not to cry.

River State, headquarter of PROSTITUTION/ASHAWO HOTELS in Nigeria. So, am surprised.

Candycrusher:
The police are heartless criminals. Going by the report, the total number of people arrested so far is 100. If they insist on 3k bail for each, that's 300k for their DPO to share for xmas. Thieves in uniforms

You study Nigeria police weller. Na di koko point be dat.

Soldier go disturb...collect. Police go disturb...collect. Civil defence go disturb...collect. Immigration go disturb...collect. Peace corps go disturb...collect. Road safety go disturb...collect. Yellow fever go disturb...collect. V I O. go disturb...collect. Vigilante go disturb...collect
NOW... Na common, ordinary Anti-cult group don join. Odikwa egwu.

bejick:


I checked her profile the babe is U.g.L.y that is why.

That's why every father and prospective husbands/father to be, needs to show our daughters the true definition of LOVE. This singular act in its truest sense will go a long way in protecting our girls from some asshole predators (men) manipulations, and to create sense of self-love among our girls.

She is in love. My curiosity in this life no get part-2.

Bossontop:
Heheh!!!...I'll be like

Hahahaha. You babt.

Okay

Love matters

ops

See State wey my brother wan go do his NYSC service o. Chai! Where is safe in this Nigeria?

Serious

Na so

Am learning

[quote author=simplibaba post=50421820][/quote]

INTERESTING. ANYHOW...THESE REMAINING 3-4 WEEKS WAIT OF REPORTING TO NYSC CAMP IS BECOMING MORE LIKE CENTURIES.

Ajuwaya

Otondos

Opsss

I tire

Hey

oboy

Booked.

Pishures of the KILLERS plsssssss.

THIS ENI BALOGUN IS BEAUTY WITHOUT CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF BRAIN.

JackieMay:
I was about to say something.... then I remembered you stay in Gombe. so I just decided to laugh and reserve my comments

Hahahahaha. You are wickeeeeed.
NO chill at all.

Which way forward.

CHAI! I BET D INTERIOR OF KIRIKIRI PRISON MUST LOOK LIKE THAT OF MICHAEL SCOFIELD CELL IN PRISON BREAK THAT MAKES THESE GUYS WANNA REVIST IT ON AND ON.

LMAyedun: My Dad was very strict.
ThankGod & him for those EXPLANATORY, FORMATTING & RESOUNDING SLAPS.


R I P Dad!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hey. U badt. Can't stop laughing.

Still struggling with

We men don suffer! Why must it always be post on how to please women, and not men sometimes? This really sucks! Women! Women!! Women!!! We go die 4 una?