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Just thinking out loud, how do you prove you’re educated upto secondary school level.

Ijaya123:
Meanwhile, change of oil is usually determined by mileage accumulated, and not by time factor.

Nope, check your car manual, you should change your car engine oil after a certain mile or 6 months, whichever comes first.

Just like the governor of Oyo state, Makinde, he should declare his assets, it’s not a crime to be rich once it is legit.

As a country we really need to redefine some of our laws, the truth is, the sales of those properties is backed by law, in private companies generally, some devices and official cars depreciate and it is expected that at the end of the third year, the value of these cars is almost next to nothing and it is sold at a ridiculous (depreciated value) price to staff, the same practice is what is used in the House of Assembly.

However, there is excessive wastage in governance in Nigeria, if this guys will exit after 4 years and these properties sold, why purchase a car worth 24 million Naira and not something cheaper, why do we have an overbloated NA, retinue of assistants when there are begging and more serious needs. Giving the mirade of problems facing the nation, there is no urgency in governance at all levels to effect change, growth if at all will always be insignificant compared to the problems. The worst part which these guys have achieved is that they have constrained the thoughts of the populace, divide them on ethnic and religious lines, the vast majority of the citizens no longer think rationally, because the are now used to a wrong norm, everyone accept what is wrong as norm. There is a need for emancipation from the strong hold of the political elite, renew our minds to what is acceptable norm and forge a common struggle for the prosperity of our nation. Until then, it’s so-so.

Unfortunately, these trucks are finding a new home in Amuwo Odofin and Ago Palace roads, I can see what those in Apapa were suffering, driving through this axis lately isn’t as free as it used to be as they have taken a portion of the road. Some times these trucks breakdown indescrimately causing traffic.

This is just the design and not the actual building, the structure has not been built yet, by the way we hope they finish the project in record time, we really need to scale up our infrastructure in this country. I made a short trip recently and from what I saw, this project isn’t close to getting completed, while we praise the efforts done so far, we hope the project is completed soon enough as the deadline has being shifted from what we were told initially.

An evidence of an impoverished society is the increase in crime and related activities. If you look at Nigeria, armed robbery, fraud, terrorism and prostitution is taking the front seat because the government at all levels are not doing enough. When you have 91 million people in poverty what do you expect. Population is growing faster than GDP, the truth is government at all levels don’t understand the urgency Nigeria needs to create wealth and enabling environment, imagine a government that won election in Feb and still haven’t appointed those that will drive the economy(Ministers) it doesn’t show seriousness nor understanding of what it’s at stake.

Security rejigging alone won’t stop crime until people have alternatives that will put food on their table, crime will only increase though this is needed as those at the helm have often shown cluelessness. May God help our leaders to understand and do the needful.

I Want to look at this question from another angle, life is more about expedition and conquest. When you achieve a feet - make money, there’s every tendency to want to associate with people who can understand your new status and those above you to climb higher, you may see yourself drifting from some people you know previously, not intentionally but just law of nature, sometimes it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re proud and don’t relate with them, but the new reality changes you. And to be honest, for you to move higher you need those people but for me don’t neglect your old folks.

NgeneUkwenu:
I hope the idiotic pigs of Biafra would survive tomorrow...

Is it not a shame that a few people make us fight against ourselves and we cheer them on, a few people don’t define everyone. We have good Hausas, Yorubas and Igbos. If we don’t change the way we talk, this division will continue and it’s not healthy.

70 what, I don’t think I have seen this though but besides, it’s almost rare to drive on this speed when the bridge is Free, when the road is free, some do even 140km/hr - crazy. I can’t remember driving at 70km/h on free days though, you just can’t, but don’t exceed 100km/hr

*The major reason why people sleep in church and other events is because you don’t prepare for the service. Just imagine you have a meeting that’s very important to you, you will try to get ready and get all you will need a day before. In the case of church services, some people sleep late on Saturday night and just do some things that will eat into their sleeping time. Besides, even when the teaching is boring, if you want to stay awake you will consciously fight sleep. So basically amongs other reasons, it is solely dependent on you to stay awake. *

I love this nationwide cleansing, no society develop when it’s workforce engage in fraud.

Delta does not have boundary with Imo.

Buhdeuce:
This Atiku really has horrible advisers.

What exactly is Microsoft and IBM going to do as per this election!

Anyway I know most of those people just wan collect their share of Atiku funds!!

Simple, those servers would have been built by Microsoft/IBM. These experts will prove that the MAC address is from Inec server. MAC address is unique to one computer alone. This only shows Atiku really knows the value of technology.

mosho2good:
HOW MANY OF THESE MEMORIES CAN U REMEMBER FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL DAYS?... �Garri school days�?

You must be able to recite/sing at least 10 of the under listed BY HEART:

1.
Some have food but cannot eat,
some can eat but have no food.
We have food and we can eat.
Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.

2.
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
mama jollof rice!

3.
Oh my home o my home
when shall I see my home
wen shall I see my native land
I will never forget my home!

4.
Holiday is coming [2x]
no more warning bells
no more teachers cane.
goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars
I’m going 2 spend
a jolly holiday [2x]

5.
h-i-p- for d hip
p-o-p-o for d hipopo
and t-a-m-u-s for the hippopotamus
hippopotamus!

6.
Parents listen to your children
we are the leaders of tomorrow
try and pay our school fees
and give us good education

7.
I am a little sailor boy that comes from the sea
that comes from the sea just to marry you
Oh will u marry marry marry
will you marry me?

8.
8 o’clock is d time for school, don't be late in d morning.
8 o’clock is for boys and girls, come to school in za mornin.

9.
Morning has broken, like the 1st morning, blackbirds have spoken, like the 1st word
Praise for the singing. Praise for the morning, Praise for the evening, Fresh from the world.

10.
Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh, shadows of the evening, still across the skies
Glory to the father, Glory to the son, And to thee blessed spirit, Whilst all ages run, Amen!

11.
Rain rain go away
come again another day
Little children want to play

12.
Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi
nami lowo, mashe nami nidi, tidimi babe,
mape baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba e ja.

13.
All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small
all things bright and wonderful,
the lord god made them all.
He gave us eyes to see them
And lips that we might tell
He gave us “something” colors
And made the mighty se E E E

14.
Bojuboju o oh! Oloro m’bo! e para mo o oh!
Se kin se, Shee!! she she she she Shee!!
E pere Mi Heey! Eni toloro ba mu , a paaa je (A paa jee!!)

15.
Jack and Jill went up to a hill,
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his Leg,
And jill came tum b ling after(wonder what they really went to do up that hill)

16.
My mother, who sat and watched my infant head
when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tears affectionately shed,
My Mother
When pain and sickness makes me cry, you gaze upon my heavy eye and pray to God that I shouldn’t die,
My Mother,

17.
Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.

18.
Old Rodger is dead and gone to his grave, hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave
He planted an apple tree over his head, hmm!!, haa!!, over his head
The apple grew ripe and ready to drop, hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop
There came an old woman to pick them all up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up
Old Rodger got up and gave her a knock, hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock
(can't remember the rest)

19.
Papa mama school no dey,
Wetin happen?
Our teacher dey smoke gari for school
Which kind gari?
Ijebu gary
, cele wata,
calabar groundnut
ondo sugar

20.
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
NILE , NIGER,
BENUE , CONGO
ORANGE , LIMPONPO
ZABENZI

21.
Wherever you go (go go go n go)
Wherever you see (sisi eko)
Do not say yes, when you mean to say no(Baba Ibadan)

22.
Sanda lily, sanda lily3x
Sanda lily, sanda li
(Which is the way many of us were taught)

23.
I am a teacher (lawyer, doctor etc) in my country
Every body knows me well
If you look me up and down you will see that its true!

HOW MANY CAN YOU REMEMBER?

Just create a thread for this

Mcy56:
I dont think payment has anything to do with the bank you're using........ except maybe, just maybe you've been paid but yet to receive alert due to network.
My opinion though.

It has, transaction fee is considered in making these payments. Infact, some people no go get their money till Wednesday sef.

locodemy:
If I didn't get the alert b4 6pm,first thing tomorrow,they must return the stock price to #25 or heads go roll

cc zenith Bank MD

I think someone mentioned it earlier, it depends on the bank you use, those with zenith account seem to get alert first, few people I know though.

maishai:
I use Skye Bank for Div collection........yet to see my zenith alert

You will soon, just got mine.

Mcy56:
Lol @ "APC" at heart. Maybe you're right cos to me, the person of Atiku is not a right candidate. They just wanted to use him to oust the incumbent president, which is not bad as far as I'm concerned ........but will he live to people's expectation if he reach there? This calls for concern. I sincerely hope if he wins, he will favour especially the masses.
I also added Kaduna in my first mention though.

Abeg house make una no vex say we dey talk politics small.
Let me come and be going before.......

“Right” is relative , anyways opinion is like a household, everyone has one

Mcy56:
Lol. I saw it with Katsina, Lagos and Kano leading with highest numbers. I guess APC has much hold in those regions.
Anyway, anyhow it goes, make the thing just bring peace and favour us.

Link: https://www.nairaland.com/5037925/collection-rate-pvcs-state-state

LoL ... I can see you are APC at heart, it’s all good, the truth is a lot of non-indigenes registered during the the voter re-registration exercise last year in Lagos, there was a massive drive on this, even if APC wins Lagos it will be by a small margin, PDP will get a good number of votes in Kano too but then Katsina is a huge plus for APC. By and large the results will be interesting. I just want the process to be peaceful so NSE can have traction in time.

Mcy56:
The North is divided already .......but seems larger part are for PMB in my opinion.
Now one of the concern is this: how many eligible voters (especially for PDP) have PVC? How many will go out to vote?
Anyway, in relations to stock, I can't forsee any red as such.....but let's just keep praying against unforseen crisis. God forbid it!

You should have seen the breakdown by INEC yesterday, whichever way it goes. More bulls to your portfolio

NobodyKnows:
Joke of the year! You have no idea what you’re talking about! And your analysis sound more like you’re campaigning for Atiku or Obi or PDP.
The only way NSE will rally is when Buhari wins .
Let me tell you something. We all know that Buhari will win comfortably in the north . And if at all he will lose the election, then it will be because of block votes from southeast/ southsouth to pdp ,which is not even feasible. But this is just an analogy.
If the majority of the northern states and Buhari himself are not comfortable with the Election results . and Buhari makes just one wrong statement that will trigger unrest and maybe violence in the nation . Na only “Go” an average Hausa/Fulani hear . Dem no dy hear come .
You know the rest .

NSE go red , ehn!
You sef go fear !

Na you come dey campaign o, anyways whatever that is good for NSE and Nigeria. But really likelihood of violence is not as high compared to 2015, the truth is everyone is always particular about who handles what concerns them. So you can relate a bull run with whoever wins.

Willie2015:
The most important thing is for the election to be conclusive...
Either Buhari or Atiku should emerge as the winner .....
Likely serious bull for Atiku presidency....
Think investors will be more optimistic about Atiku/Obi presidency...
Atiku is an old politician.... we should expect proper coordination ...
While PMB presidency ensure continuity & status quo...
Investors will show less optimism.....

I beleive investors will be favorably disposed to Atiku Presidency giving the pedigree of the candidates. I quite agree !

Mcy56:
The bolded is outdated.
Trading opens now at 10.00am and closes 2.20pm. 2.20pm-2.30pm is for MM I think.

I actually edited the post to reflect the current status

Jejebabaa:
Can anyone kindly assist in confirming if market will open tomorrow pls.

Just calm down, NSE hasn’t sent their usual day trading info, you will get to know before cob today.

Saturday’s election is crucial to Market reaction in NSE, Buhari’s victory ushered a bull run in 2015, whose victory will usher in “mad” bull. Atiku or Buhari.

veecovee:
According news this mkrning, only essential sectors like banks would work tommorow, not sure of NSE though.

Pls when exactly around 9 does the market open for premarket orders and when exactly around 10 does the trading start on the floor

Pre- market opens by 9.30am daily but this time is restricted to market makers only, open continuous trading opens by 10.00am and closes by 2.30pm prompt.

mendes911:
How far?

I think it's very fantastic. Considering their EPS and other indices. The only problem is that we are in a very interesting time. Things will become clearer once we cross this red sea.

Abi na, I’m not sure what formed his opinion, he might need to take a second look.

DOLLARTEX:
amen,which other stock dey your radar,zenith result is not so spectacular last last.

Are you actually saying this ironically, cos the result is quite good. Take a look at the EPS amongst others, rex ipsa liquitor.

I will release mine too soon, all these campaign gimmicks.

Dudes like this should make the show, his writing skills is top notch and obviously that curls from an intelligent mind. Bravo