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CelebritiesFans Gift May Edochie Range Rover As A Birthday Gift by DyshApp(op): 12:51am On Sep 17, 2024
To mark her birthday, May Edochie’s fans, known as Maynation, surprised the Nollywood actress and estranged wife of Yul Edochie with a brand-new Range Rover.

May Edochie, marking a milestone, joins the ranks of latest car owners with a luxurious new ride, courtesy of her fans.

Meanwhile, May Edochie’s milestone birthday gift has been announced by Joy Makun, a close associate and popular social media influencer, on Instagram.

However, May is yet to announce the news.

Along with her post, Joy Makun shared a video showcasing the car’s sleek exterior and luxurious interior features, giving fans a glimmering glimpse of the birthday gift.

Her post reads,”Dear queen, you are loved 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🙏🙏”.

PoliticsWhat Would Happen If Nigeria Tried Australia's New Policy? by DyshApp(op): 11:57pm On Sep 16, 2024
You guys, Australia is out here doing what most Nigerian parents wish they could do taking phones and social media away from kids under 16. Yep, you heard that right! Australia's government just dropped a new policy that basically says, "You're too young for Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat." And honestly, it's kind of refreshing, but it also has me screaming, "Why didn't they do this sooner?"

Now, let's be real: social media is like amala-if you don't handle it well, it can be messy. I mean, just look at all the drama and bullying that's happening online. We've all seen one or two social media rants that spiralled out of control faster than a Naija Twitter drag fest. Not to mention the endless hours kids spend glued to their phones instead of, you know, doing something productive like reading a book (or is that too much to ask?).

But let me break down why this new Australian policy actually makes sense-and why we need something like this

Get the full details here

But so far so good abi🤷

What would happen if Nigeria tried Australia's new policy?
FamilyYoung Man Finds Out Child Isn’t His, Months After The Baby’s Birth by DyshApp(op): 10:06am On Sep 16, 2024
A young man’s joy was turned upside down when he found out that the beautiful baby he had welcomed with his wife a few months prior was not his.

The man had taken to his social media page on July 2024, to celebrate the arrival of his newborn, completely unaware that he had become a victim of paternity fraud. In his first post he wrote;

“Best moment of my life captured at the perfect time,”

His post announcing his child was met with kind words and messages of congratulations on this happy addition to his life. Unfortunately, that happy moment has now been turned into one of sorrow, and his well-wishers are now consoling him.

He revealed the ad news in a follow-up post he made to the initial announcement, he also confirmed that a DNA test had been carried out which revealed the child wasn’t his.

She ain’t mine. Ball up top 🚶🏾,”

The update was met with messages from the various people who had initially congratulated him, now consoling him and offering up their support.

RomanceRe: Lady’s Patience Finally Pays Off As Boyfriend Proposes After 7 Years Of Dating by DyshApp(op): 9:50am On Sep 16, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
some of you women are the source of y'all problems... dating 7years, now he proposed and will hang that engagement ring like a badge of honor, for the next 7-10years... in a few decades (if they are still together and have grown up children sef) then they will now get married.

this proposal BS sef has made so many desperate women get taken for a LOOOOOONG ride!
Patience ko, Jonathan ni!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/does-he-look-like-a-bitch.gif
I knew a girl that refused to wear the ring until the guy married her, she said she wanted to avoid being lord of the rings😂
BusinessRe: Nigerian Woman Sells Swallow, Banga Rice For £10 Per Plate In The UK by DyshApp(op): 9:49am On Sep 16, 2024
Wawelexy:
Nigerians and their survival instinct!!

Very soon, Nigerians will start hawking of sausage rolls on every street in the UK... grin
That African blood will kick in
RomanceLady’s Patience Finally Pays Off As Boyfriend Proposes After 7 Years Of Dating by DyshApp(op): 12:05am On Sep 16, 2024
Lady overwhelmed with happiness as her boyfriend finally proposes to her in a trending video after 7 years of dating.

The couple finally decided to take her relationship to the next level after almost a decade of being in a relationship.

In a video that was shared online, a room was set with the romantic ambience fitting the occasion.

The guy when down on one knee to propose to the lady, inserting the engagement ring on her finger after she said yes.

BusinessRe: Nigerian Woman Sells Swallow, Banga Rice For £10 Per Plate In The UK by DyshApp(op): 12:00am On Sep 16, 2024
njelrapheal:
omo this go make sense. if i de dia i no go miss am
😂
BusinessNigerian Woman Sells Swallow, Banga Rice For £10 Per Plate In The UK by DyshApp(op): 11:38pm On Sep 15, 2024
A Nigerian woman has shocked many by selling swallow and banga rice for £10 per plate in the UK, as revealed in a series of videos posted on her TikTok page.

In these videos, she is seen wearing different outfits on various occasions, preparing difficult dishes, and attending to different customers as they arrive.

Details from the videos, along with statements she made while selling the food, reveal that a plate sells for £10.

RomanceDon’t Leave Your Husband Because He Cheated” – Reality Star Laura Ikeji by DyshApp(op):
Reality star and Businesswoman Laura Ikeji has advise women not to leave their cheating husband but rather vent and curse them.

In a video which she posted on her official Instagram page, the mother of 3 revealed that instead of leaving your home for another woman its better to vent out and curse your cheating husband.

She went further to reveal that she wouldn’t tell the woman to pray for him instead curse him. She cleared the air that when she says curse she means insults not laying a curse on your husband.

Her post which obviously didn’t sit well with netizens was met with critics

Laura Ikeji don scatter table with her advice on cheating husbands😂

Agree or dey vex?

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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Remote Jobs Available by DyshApp(op): 9:54am On Sep 10, 2024
Remote internships &Nysc ppa also available
Jobs/VacanciesCommunity Affiliates & Moderators Wanted by DyshApp(op): 3:41am On Sep 07, 2024
We're seeking group moderators to grow and manage good conversations in our app.

If you're interested, Please submit a one-page PDF proposal via email detailing the type of group you'd like to moderate and why you're a great fit.

We need moderators for entertainment, TV and film, book club and health.

Apply on the Dysh Job board Now

To know more about us visit Dysh with the link in bio
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Asking An Employer The Salary Range Before Interview. by DyshApp: 3:35am On Sep 07, 2024
detopea1:
Months ago, someone posted on Facebook that he needs a secretary.

I replied him and we moved on to WhatsApp.

I asked him for the salary range. But he dodged the question and ask me to come for interview.

With the way the economy of this country is looking depressing, it is very vital to know the salary before spending your money on expensive transport.

I didn't attend the interview cos that's a red flag.

Imagine after passing the interview and the salary is made known and I am not satisfied with it, then the employer has wasted my time and my transport money.
You should have gone oh most employers will want to access you before telling you anything, it's if they dodge the question in interview that's when you should run.

Also there are tips to identify whether the job or location is fake or not just check online or just read in the dysh webpage(link in bio)
RomanceNaija Woman Expresses Love For Husband As She Gifts Him Lexus SUV For Birthday by DyshApp(op): 12:02am On Sep 06, 2024
In a heartfelt gesture of love, a Nigerian woman surprised her husband with a luxurious Lexus SUV for his birthday.

On her Facebook page, the lady identified as Nenye Uzowulu, shared photos of the brand-new vehicle she bought for her husband, which he joyfully received.

She expressed that he deserved even more and wished him all the best in life, while also celebrating her role as a devoted wife.

Her words: “A new baby from me to my husband 🫡🫡🫡🫡 Birthday gift wey get weight 🍾🥂🙌 Nnam you deserve more than this…. This is just the beginning of every beautiful thing life and nature wil offer you from my end. You Dey marry me well. Ho ha Ya kpotuba 😍😍😍😍”

Some online users were not so convinced that she actually bought the vehicle since a woman gifting a man is quite rare. Others applauded her for the wonderful gift to her husband.

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CelebritiesRema Splashes ₦105M On His Hometown Church! by DyshApp(op):
Afrobeats star Divine Ikubor, popularly known as Rema, contributed #105 million to a Christ Embassy church in Benin, Edo State, on Sunday, 1 September. Rema revealed that the reason for the donation was that the church aided his family during his father's death, and he wanted to repay the church for their support.

In a now-viral video, he said, "I'm not here to give myself any accolades or glory. I'm here to give God the glory. I feel like it is important to give back because the church has embraced, prayed for me, and has kept me very consistent with my spirit."

"Firstly, I want to give a pledge of #40m to the infrastructure of the church. I want to pledge #20m to Rhapsody of Realities, and being the fact that I came from the teen's church, I also want to pledge #25m to the infrastructure of the teen's church. I'm pledging #20 million to widows in church today."

Get the full Gist here👈

I should have been in that church😂

RomanceRe: Lady Laments As Boyfriend Posts Engagement Photos 2 Days After Breakup by DyshApp(op): 7:44am On Sep 05, 2024
purples25:
Instead you should be happy that you dodged a bullet. So now that you see his true colors, you are still not grateful that the relationship didn't work? Only few girls can see ahead before marriage.
Probably the man was double dating and comparing his options and she gave him the solution but marriage is not by force if relationship ends it wasn't meant to be.

We move...
RomanceRe: Lady Laments As Boyfriend Posts Engagement Photos 2 Days After Breakup by DyshApp(op): 7:41am On Sep 05, 2024
torqque7:
🤣🤣🤣Dey play,just dey play..my friends ex was angry that he got married like 2months after they officially broke up which by the way she did it because she felt he wasn't as he use to be and the guy too didn't object to it.

She tells people same thing the poster said but the truth is they ALWAYS omit the part where the boyfriends caught them cheating and broke up with them in his mind that day but just kept them for the nacks while he met and was preparing to marry a worthy woman.

For your info Such marriages are NOT rushed as you would like to deceive yourself and your gender to satisfy yourselves,but they were planned carefully hun,and just so you know ex girlfriends are NOT that important or relevant enough to influence a mans marriage timing,yal should stop feeling like the world revolves around you jeez..and i also hate to break it to you but their marriage will LAST and be happy..they are 6years now and counting😁..

I was their bestman so i know ALL sorry to rain on your parade but you guys need to be told the bitter truths cos una too dey like live in delusions
Sharp
RomanceRe: Lady Rants As Taxi Driver Offers ₦50k To Take Her Home For Flexing by DyshApp(op): 7:38am On Sep 05, 2024
Cousin9999:
Ladies, be prepared to defend yourself.
Lol some people are too serious na tazer or pepper spray be the best
CelebritiesRe: Young Man Nabbed For Impersonating Flavour, Dragged To Court by DyshApp(op): 7:34am On Sep 05, 2024
zigi:
NA WA...O
Some people are too serious......fish piee....😂
RomanceRe: Have Christians "Weaponised Marriage" Against Single People? by DyshApp(op): 7:33am On Sep 05, 2024
hosemujica:
Yes they have, just like pastors have commercialized tithing.
And sowing seeds
RomanceHave Christians "Weaponised Marriage" Against Single People? by DyshApp(op):
Kirk Franklin, the renowned American gospel artist, believes marriage is unnecessary to receive God's favour. In a recent episode of 'The Funky Friday Podcast,' the 54- year-old choir director criticized the expectation in many religious communities that singles must marry to be considered spiritually whole or blessed. The Grammy- winning singer argued that this pressure often results in hasty choices and unhealthy relationships. Franklin emphasized that personal development, spiritual growth, and living out one's purpose hold more significance than marital status.

He said, "Any woman listening to this can attest to our culture: 'Don't be no 30, 35 single black women and go to the family reunion.' All the older women are going to look at you and be like, 'Why are you not married?' It is like a prerequisite for identity and value. If you don't have a man or kids, then something about you is broken. Do you understand how dysfunctional these messages are?"

Have Christians Weaponised Marriage Against Single People?

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CelebritiesYoung Man Nabbed For Impersonating Flavour, Dragged To Court by DyshApp(op): 12:48am On Sep 05, 2024
A federal high court in Lagos has recently sentenced Courage Ipaka, a Benin City resident for impersonating famous singer Flavour, to 24 months in prison for defrauding a U.S.-based woman out of $53,000.

He was found guilty of tricking U.S. citizen Yvelte M. Thompson by posing as the Ada singer were he accepted money using Bitcoin wallets and promising to arrange performances in the United States.

Azibagiri Dan Ekpar, an investigator with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), led the investigation into Ipaka’s activities. Ekpar revealed that the fraud came to light after a petition was filed by Eyitayo Tolulope Abiodun and others on behalf of Thompson.

He said:

“Upon receiving the petition, we invited Flavour, who was found to be innocent of the allegations.

“Our investigation revealed that Ipaka had impersonated Flavour to obtain $53,000 from Thompson in 2021.

He transferred the funds through Bitcoin wallets and later converted them into Nigerian Naira, which was deposited into his Access Bank account.”

The EFCC successfully recovered N7.9 million from Ipaka, which was traced through Zenith and Access Bank manager’s cheques.

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RomanceLady Rants As Taxi Driver Offers ₦50k To Take Her Home For Flexing by DyshApp(op): 10:18pm On Sep 03, 2024
A Nigerian lady expressed rage after an audacious taxi driver offered her N50k to take her to his house for personal ‘flexing’.

The female passenger who identifies as @xoxonans1 shared her ordeal with the taxi driver in the course of the journey after other passengers had alighted.

The driver’s voice could be heard in the background persuading the lady to accompany him home as he offered to pay her a whooping sum of ₦50,000 for her service.

According to the lady, she thought the driver was joking with his intention until he held her hostage, holding onto her bag.

She noted that the taxi driver stopped the vehicle halfway through the journey, to cajole her into flexing with him.

The lady reacted angrily to his proposal and instantly alighted from the vehicle.

Internet users speculated that the lady and the taxi driver had flirted with each other before the journey, giving the driver the audacity to request intimacy.

RomanceRe: Lady Laments As Boyfriend Posts Engagement Photos 2 Days After Breakup by DyshApp(op): 11:28am On Sep 02, 2024
Omo breakfast everywhere that's why you suppose learn dating skills😂
RomanceLady Laments As Boyfriend Posts Engagement Photos 2 Days After Breakup by DyshApp(op): 11:13am On Sep 02, 2024
Lady cries out as her boyfriend of 10 months posts his engagement photos, just two days after she dumped him to teach him a lesson.

The unidentified lady took to a relationship platform to bare her heart out as she gave an account of the betrayal.

According to her, she and her boyfriend had been dating for 10 months. During this time, she had noticed some red flags about him that made her suspect that she doesn’t have a future with him.

She said that she called off the relationship because of this, and the guy surprisingly didn’t fight back.

Two days later, she was left shocked when the guy posted his engagement photos.

Following this, she lamented that the experience had left her feeling embarrassed and pained.

She wrote …

“Imagine I have been dating a guy 10 months and ignoring the red flags because he was involving me in his future plan and ask me about everything …after I have hard enough I called off the relationship he didn’t fight instead he posted his engagement photos 2 days later …this hits differently I’m trying to be strong but embarrassed same time.”

RomanceMC Explains How Bride Paid Him, DJ N10K In 2013 Before Meeting Husband In 2024 by DyshApp(op): 10:31pm On Aug 25, 2024
An MC (Master of Ceremonies) gains attention online as he narrates how a bride paid him and the DJ (Disc Jockey) N10,000 each in 2013 for her wedding before meeting her husband and getting married in 2024.

In the viral video, UK-based MC asserted that he and DJ agreed to host the bride’s wedding in 2013 and since she had faith, she paid them N10k each for the wedding, even though she had not met her husband.

Fast forward to 2024, the wedding finally took place and since they had agreed, they hosted the wedding with no additional payment.

Many viewers shared their amazement while reacting to the rapid decline in the economy within those years.

Reactions below;

robyekpo said: “10,000 in 2013 is about 300,000 in 2024…You can see that they are friends. Omo, loyalty can’t be bought sha 👏🏽🙌🏽”

yellowest said: “i love it when a woman speaks into the future , walk by faith not by sight congrats Girl”

dark_softie said: “You get luck say dem still dey alive hallelujah and congratulations”

CelebritiesKenyan Lawyer Sued The Government Of Israel And Italy For K!lling Jesus Christ by DyshApp(op): 11:45pm On Aug 23, 2024
Dola Indidis, a Kenyan lawyer sued the government of Israel and Italy for crucifying and killing the religious figure, Jesus Christ unlawfully.

When interviewed by KTN broadcast media, the lawyer said the pontius pilate placing the seal to take the life of Jesus has legalized the act, making it an unlawful deed.

He stated that Jesus dying over two thousand years ago did not limit or eliminate the right to seek justice which must be surely served. The lawyer said he would be relying on the Bible for backup and witness.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSLfIUdiRbs?si=OrfXVAmcTjXNtab-
RomanceUriel Oputa Laments After Encountering "Agent Of Of Chaos" On Dating App by DyshApp(op):
Reality TV star Uriel Oputa recently shared her frustrating experience with a dating app, revealing the unpleasant encounter she faced while trying to find love online.

In her Instagram story, Uriel explained that she decided to try a dating app because, as an adult, she has the right to search for love, whether she’s a celebrity or not.

However, her experience took a disappointing turn after matching with the first guy. Despite finding him interesting and attractive, she was put off by his bio, which read “Agent of Chaos.”

Uriel expressed her frustration, stating that she has no desire to engage with someone who thrives on trouble, and voiced her displeasure with the dating app scene.

Her words: “So, I decided to give this dating app thing a try. I mean, I’m an adult. Celebrity or not, I fit find love too, abeg. Anyways, I dey swipe, minding my business, when I match with this fine guy. Cute face, nice smile. I say, “Okay o, we dey enter!” I check him profile sharp-sharp. Pictures? On point. I dey nod my head, “Yes o, we’re moving forward.”

Everything dey go well: long-term relationship, loves travel, good food. I dey already daydream. Then boom-I see: “Agent of Chaos.” Ehn?! Wetin you talk? You dey find long-term love, but you dey call yourself Agent of Chaos? Omo, how you wan make I enter relationship with certified wahala ambassador? My guy, carry your drama go front, abeg! Honestly, some of these men no just dey help themselves. I don tire for this dating app life. Maybe Netflix and chill no bad pass.”

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CelebritiesFalz Sends Message To Women Who Have More Than Three Eggs For Breakfast by DyshApp(op): 11:47pm On Aug 21, 2024
Nigerian rapper Falz recently shared a lighthearted message aimed at women who enjoy eating more than three eggs for breakfast.

On his Instagram page, the renowned rapper shared his observation about ladies capable of consuming more than three fried eggs just for breakfast.

According to him, any lady who is capable of doing such is a ritualist or a close cultist and if their man is not wary of them, they would be the first to be executed.

He captioned his video: “2 to 3 is a mazimum genera acceptable standard 🍳”

Read some reactions to the video
te_bod said: “You’re not sorry to say 😂😂😂”

_iamtoluwa said: “I need more of this 😂😂”

adamazi said: “So you people are still eating eggs in this economy?😳😳🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️”

adelakuntufayl said: “Falz go whine your Steeze but no panic, enjoy your breakfast in peace oooo! 😂😂😂😂😂”

olivepraise stated: “When you are not a Ghanaian eh. Fine gal and boi 😝”

silvaboymusic revealed: “My babe will fry eggs 🍳 and still boil two separate just to eat one hungryman Indomie. 5eggs in a spot 😭😭”

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CelebritiesIs Adulthood A Luxury? by DyshApp(op): 11:59pm On Aug 20, 2024
Do you remember when you thought adulthood meant freedom, independence, and the thrill of making your own choices? But just like that, you are in the future, and you're wondering if that dream came with a price tag too high to handle.

The reality is that adulthood, once seen as the time when everything clicked into place, is starting to look more like a luxury-one that's increasingly out of reach for many.

The cost of being an adult seems to keep rising while the rewards grow harder to attain. It is not just a milestone; it's an expensive, often stressful journey that makes you question whether the freedom you craved is worth the price you're paying.

WHY IS ADULTHOOD FINANCIALLY STRESSFUL?

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Higher education is typically very expensive. Student loans have been a burden for many people well into their thirties or even forties. The need to find a well-paying job to repay these loans can be stressful, as the financial return on investment is not always assured.

Debt not only affects monthly budgets, but it also causes delays in achieving milestones like purchasing a home or beginning a family.

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RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Her Bestie For Allegedly Snatching Her Man by DyshApp(op): 2:00am On Aug 20, 2024
The bestie was waiting to reap the fruits of her labor😂
RomanceLady Calls Out Her Bestie For Allegedly Snatching Her Man by DyshApp(op): 2:21pm On Aug 19, 2024
A lady calls out her bestie for allegedly snatching her man, as she narrates the guy left her with four kids to marry her bestie.

The embattled lady shared this in a video that is currently circulating on social media.

According to her, her bestie whom she has been good to decided to allegedly snatch her man from her.

She stated that the man left her to marry her bestie, leaving her with 4 kids.

A video that she shared shows her and her bestie, and another segment showed footage from the supposed bestie’s traditional marriage.

She captioned the video …

My bestfriend stole my man, after all I did for her. He married her, leaving me 4 kids, all alone.
What would you do if your best friend did this to you?

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