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CrimeRe: Police Demolish Three Shrines In Lagos, Rescue Couple (pic) by dyze(m): 11:14pm On Sep 20, 2017
Lakside1955:
Pls can any that understand bet9ja can help me out here?
I've been jumping all around that I won this ticket this night, I gave it to the bet9ja agent to collect my money only for her to tell me that one of the game did not enter, she says wolves and bristol enter extra time and bet9ja no dey count extra time.
Pls how truth is this cos am boiling right now, 238, 000 no b small money o embarassed
She is right. All bets sites don't include extra time score for bet.

If dem score before final whistle, you for chop.

Na wa ooo. One bastard must spoil ticket
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola At The United Nations General Assembly (Pictures) by dyze(m): 6:35pm On Sep 20, 2017
Dongreat:
dude is a goat. A hairless goat with only one ear.
The tribalism war here is not making sense at all
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola At The United Nations General Assembly (Pictures) by dyze(m): 6:15pm On Sep 20, 2017
Dongreat:
Everyone seems to talk about the pics and event but you choose to go tribal.
You really fancy a tribal war because it's what makes you happy and for that you have my uttermost pity.
While your mates are hustling to put food on their tables you choose to log into a faceless forum with your soap you called a phone, to promote cyber war.
I truly feel pity for your parents cos while they were happy for your birthday and may borrow money for your dedication, you choose to pay them by being useless with nothing to show for in life but a Nairaland account.
The government is right not to spend on you, for I too won't invest on you as a citizen.
Truly Mr. you have my pity.
Ahhhh. Wetin the guy do you nah? grin
RomanceRe: 4 frivolous Reasons Why Guys Should Stop Reverse Cowgirl Style by dyze(m): 8:17pm On Sep 15, 2017
Lalas247:
Rod can't break it's just muscle
You are beautiful madam
RomanceRe: 4 frivolous Reasons Why Guys Should Stop Reverse Cowgirl Style by dyze(m): 8:16pm On Sep 15, 2017
frustratedrat:
on point. That should be my number 5. Some girls ride with reckless abandon. Once she climbs you with force and pack her hair, abort! I repeat.... Abort mission
Lolzzzzzzz. You no serious bros
RomanceRe: HELEN Nude Videos & Photos Inside The Hostel - Exposed By Roommate On Facebook by dyze(m): 5:33pm On Sep 14, 2017
Learnstuffs:
Hey guys don't ever go to the link this mumu blogger posted here. He is a hacker. This is a phishing attack. The page you will see is not a Facebook page but a phishing site. If you log in they will collect your log in details and hack your Facebook.
Thanks jare.

Omo ale jatijati osi
PropertiesRe: Man Burnt To Death In Fire Incident In Benin City (Video) by dyze(m): 1:41pm On Sep 14, 2017
Butata:
all niggaz shud check out my signature on my
profile...I REPEAT INTERESTED NIGGAS ONLY
For this recession?
WebmastersRe: How To Test Wordpress Plugins Without Installing Them by dyze(m): 7:20am On Sep 05, 2017
Thanks a lot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by dyze(m): 2:49pm On Aug 20, 2017
Pedro assist to morata goal. William 2nd goal. Chelsea to win
CelebritiesRe: “life Is Gucci”- Toke Makinwa As She Flies To Ghana In Designer Shoes by dyze(m): 8:56pm On Aug 19, 2017
decatalyst:
HYPOCRITES everywhere!


Imagine everyone bashing hushpuppi abi nah hushbingo, and suddenly celebrities' appeal for "Gucci" skyrocket. The other day Peter of p'square dey flaunt gucci, today nah Toke.

I wouldn't be surprised if our president is rocking a Gucci inspired attire when he lands in Nigeria undecided
E don land nah but na same attire e nack
RomanceRe: What would you do if your Mum finds a Pack Of Condom In your Room!! by dyze(m): 10:51am On Aug 19, 2017
CLIQBOY:
Apologise to his mum for what exactly?

Condom na Gun??

If his mum asked he should just say they were given in school during HIV awareness cheesy
Abi bawo
RomanceRe: She Keeps Visiting The New Guy by dyze(m): 1:37pm On Aug 13, 2017
gabinogem:
Mind ur business... Ur friend done propose to her? undecided Even if him done marry her, you still need to mind ur business...Btw, minding ur business has an effective way of prolonging ur lifespan cheesy
I wouldn't want to av you as a friend
RomanceRe: Why Men Must Stop Sucking Their Wives’ Breasts – Commissioner by dyze(m): 9:16pm On Aug 09, 2017
ShyCypher:
He's mad.

So Jamiu across the street can do it for us abi?

Who appointed this guy sef?
Bros don hurt grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mountain Of Fire 70 Days Fasting And Prayer 2017 by dyze(m): 9:54am On Aug 08, 2017
Durentt:
Dead on arrival.

Fast while pastoral entities eat to oblivion in their private jet. Rubbish
Are you fasting for the pastor or yourself?
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Pictured Urinating By The Roadside On His Way To Enugu by dyze(m): 8:30am On Aug 07, 2017
nikkypearl:
Kini ka wa se si eni to un fi "kini"re to si egbe ttiti laro kutu kutu monday huh
Oya mo lenu o
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Walks 7KM With Pastors Before The Kick Off Of 65th Convention by dyze(m): 8:29am On Aug 07, 2017
Ericaikince:
make he no even die again self
undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Community Shield (4 - 1) penalties On 6th August 2017 by dyze(m): 2:34pm On Aug 06, 2017
morganist99:
this match dull jooor
Very very dull
RomanceRe: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by dyze(m): 8:28am On Aug 02, 2017
motun2017:
ur dad wl gladly climb d maggot infested pussy. didnt u come out from a maggot infested pussy years ago when you were born. no wonder you carrying a fish brain about.
Motun, please let peace be.

Just let it go.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyze(m): 11:38am On Jul 30, 2017
CavendishPlex:
Just keep uploading it. When they have their heads reset, they'll approve it. I lost count of the number of times we went back and forth with me uploading & having them reject my uploads.

Shortly before they finally approved mine, I was going to pay them a visit at their office to ask if there was a new type of road worthiness certificate they were expecting.
Thanks bro. Will do same
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyze(m): 7:34am On Jul 29, 2017
Hi,

Please can anyone specify the kind of road worthiness uber is requesting for?

I have uploaded the normal one I have but it was rejection.

I appreciate response to avoid my account been suspended.

Thanks
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Find Your Fiancé/husband In This Condition by dyze(m): 8:14pm On Jul 27, 2017
Ilajeboy:
Make everybody dey go their house ni
Bestest solution
RomanceRe: When You Maltreat Her She Becomes Available To Other Men by dyze(m): 8:29pm On Jul 26, 2017
divinehand2003:
Na lie

True definition of olosho.

Real ladies fight to keep their man for better and for worse.
Brain full your head
ProgrammingRe: Help With Choice Learning Centre For N+ by dyze(op): 6:06pm On Jul 26, 2017
gilloway:
Please go for New Horizons, I did my MCSE there so I'm talking from experience.
Thanks bro. I appreciate. I will visit them over the weekend
ProgrammingHelp With Choice Learning Centre For N+ by dyze(op): 5:56am On Jul 26, 2017
Please I want to learn comptia N+ then Security + to enable me start a career path in CEH.

I have contacted Aptech and New Horizon and they said they offer such training.

I just need advise from people's experience on the best between the two and if there is a better training centre, kindly let me know.

I appreciate
ComputersHelp With Choice Learning Centre For N+ by dyze(op): 8:25pm On Jul 25, 2017
Please I want to learn comptia N+ then Security + to enable me start a career path in CEH.

I have contacted Aptech and New Horizon and they said they offer such training.

I just need advise from people's experience on the best between the two and if there is a better training centre, kindly let me know.

I appreciate
RomanceRe: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by dyze(m): 9:01pm On Jul 23, 2017
Na mumu person wan marry be that.

Even respect has limits
CrimeRe: 12 Including A Baby Burnt To Death In Ife/ibadan Road Accident Today (graphic) by dyze(m): 6:39pm On Jul 23, 2017
Lord have mercy.

Ma jeka rin lojo ebi n pa ona (may we not walk the day the road is blood thirsty)
SportsRe: Chelsea Eased To A 3-0 Victory Against London Rivals Arsenal by dyze(m): 4:19pm On Jul 22, 2017
wizelink:
This is good news. am happy chelsea won this match against their arch rival. i know that all chelsea fans are happy too. in as much as they won it and everyone is happy, i expect chelsea fans to be happy for others when they win. chelsea fans should know its just a preseason match they won & hell was not let loose but when other teams won their matches hell was let loose. lets learn to appreciate someone's effort and castigation
What's is this one saying?
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by dyze(m): 9:56pm On Jul 19, 2017
Chipappii:
Sorry for the delay folks. Thanks everyone
Thanks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thank you all by dyze(m): 8:13pm On Jul 19, 2017
May truth help you out. Wish you the best.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa & Siblings Dancing At Busayo Makinwa's Wedding by dyze(m): 3:13pm On Jul 18, 2017
adesewa4uyahoo:
walahi eleriibu lomo yi. Lolz
Fine gal no pimples
RomanceRe: This Is Another Reason For Men To Go For DNA Tedt by dyze(m): 8:26am On Jul 17, 2017
Going for DNA is like checking your car before going out in the morning

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