₦airaland Forum

Uglymugg:
This is the best time to be a person of color in America. Whites are being hunted into extinction

TheOdd1sOut:
Please am I diseased? My balls are a bit painful. As if they wanna burst.

Thekillingjoke:
Haven't dropped, still studying it

Thekillingjoke:
Been looking into this, about dropping like 250 USD on a diversed PAMM portfolio, the returns r interesting

dawno2008:
Forex ful scale no dulling

martyns303:
I was put in a cell because of her.

My first and only time in my entire life to have a police case. My ex had broken up with me leaving me vulnerable, met this drop dead gorgeous girl in my uncle's cafe I was working whenever I am on break from Uni. Helped her registered her jamb, begged for number, but instead she took mine and promised to call. Didn't call, that's not until one faithful morning.

She called and told me she's in my uni, she's looking for hall to write post jamb, I wasn't in school, but rushed down to school. located her and went as far as impersonating for her, long story short, I got arrested, when they found out I was a student of the school, I was slapped with an extra year. still, I didn't get number. Worst still, she avoided me like a plague like I was the bad guy.

Well! I wrote a letter of deferment to the school, zoomed off to SA to start another course, then off to the UK for another. Till date I haven't seen that girl again.

Gaspardd:
Sadly i have never been seduced b4, maybe its cus i am ugly... i blame God tho

CityNGR:
You cannot start a biz empire absent relevant education

ubunja:
I always try to urinate in public with ladies approaching. Its my revenge for the skimpy way women dress. If i cant tell you how to dress you cant tell me how to urinate.
Plus i always make sure my dick is erect. Im gonna kill you with desire. Just watch me...

Possessedchild:
My dear, I used to be A student before addiction soiled my dreams . I am rising on the low now after rehabilitation in Kenya. The lady in question is a first class student with several accomplishments added to her profile. But Covenant babes sabi book no be small. I have another one at Chase bank as well. I opine Covenant University remains the number 1 college in Nigeria. I see the school's academic structure rising to meet international standards.

Nothing can 'shake' there decent parade. It seems you have never met a strong woman before. You will melt like ice VII transitioning into VI. Goldman Sachs no be akamu. I even applied to the Goldman Sachs Africa recruiting initiative for Nigeria and Ghana students few years ago but my application was rejected .

Folake is the babe's middle name. I have got babes in Accenture Nigeria, KPMG Nigeria and recently one joined NLNG Nigeria but I no dey feel them. But Folake too dey make my brain go tinrintinrin.

I am not strong though however the spectrum of beings I belong to, is not the lower humans'.

Possessedchild:
Like how ladies create some assumptive remarks about my lifestyle.

Some men even assume I am homosexual because I like to look sexy.

I detest assumptions please.

Back to the topic. I used to have some ingrained prejudice against women, because from roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it, I have not seen any lady who has something to bring to the table than breast and ass. They strongly believe it is a treasure the creator has endowed them with, to weather the financial storms of life. Use what you have to get what you want.

But recently I met a covenant university babe who is a Summer Analyst at Goldmansach, London. Mehn, my raised shoulders came down. Since I met her, she never look at my sexy body, my big preek(which I sent to her out of desperation ) and my sweet mouth. All she cared for was her career. Then I changed my stance and believed there are superior female animals.

Kidaholic:
I don't think any guy who really love a girl will have a "SPECIFIC" time for her to respond to his advances. I mean in Nigeria, you have to toast and toast again, even while you're dating you will still be toasting to ensure she stays with you

To answer your question sha, I don't really know cause my ex and current girlfriend gave me their reply on the spot

Tosinex:
see the brighter part of life, look at the sun, view for minutes or even hours the movements of the clouds, their pattern, study the works and ways of the tiny ants in your bedroom, don't give yourself to boredom, give yourself to happiness, imagine things, imagine you are the richest in the country, living in the biggest mansion with beautiful wife or wives lolzz around you, and you are acquiring the best of the best machines, all these just to be happy and in good mind.. Make up some rhymes, and rap it to someone who could least expect! Lolzz, another truth is, ihappiness lies in making other people happy!!! Do that and be happy you did! Another gal will show up in no time! Takia!

badfuckerz:
That's it bro is just as if you reset my brain to default

sirgalahad26:
Deeper Life Girls? na the greatest mistake be dat!!! they will make ur life even more miserable!!!!


Guy explain weather I fit learn something

Stalwert:
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We are talking about a bridge you condemned not Ganduje. I ask once again can you show us the one in your village that is not mediocre like the op's?

If you know you are better than Ganduje then you would honestly say there is nothing comparable to the bridge in your village in fact you have none in your village. It is that simple.

Stalwert:
abeg shows us the one wey dey your village

baratech:
Gala and Coca-Cola is OK...

rex444:
how do we know our level of control over things if we do not try ? Heartbreaks must come ,how do u handle it? By running like a scared dog with it's tail down? Embrace eery beautiful moment

luizpippo:
My ex would lie on her tommy and ask me to pin her waist abi na hips down and penetrate the kuntus from behind(not anal ), she would be screaming harder, faster, deeper and all sorts, meanwhile i will only be thinking how not to hurt someone's daughter because i won't want to end up in jail.

tallskinnyperv:
whoreeee

Lucid1:
Hahahaha

Mosquitoes love beer?

Imagine wetin person spend money go research.

Bluezy13:
And what's your reason ?

pcguru1:
For me not much, be yourself , I am an extreme introvert so I prefer people who are more expressive, I tend to read and think alot so I prefer someone chatty and jovial. Nothing special any conversation is okay a long as we talk. Thats what I define as interesting.

Bluezy13:
I have met a woman.


Right from the very first day we started talking, I have never had any convo with her without smiling and laughing all through. Sometimes she sings, sometimes she jokes, sometimes she pulls my legs and I'll fall for it, her voice alone makes me forget any sorrow I had left before I called her or she called. Whenever she is around, my life will be concentrated around her, she always has something to say even when I don't. Even right now as I'm typing this, I'm smiling happily just from the memory of her.

But, she is a married woman with 3 kids tho she never see that as a limiting factor to being funny and I greatly respect her.

BlackPantherxXx:
Chineke

Modified.... as iamclime said....

I doubt the veracity of this story

amaniro:



I hate guys like these, mynd44 please forgive me.


See, in life there are to types of people: the realist and the dreamers.


You aren't meant to be saying this. You said The black race is backward? how bout you bring it forward? how about you make Africa great? how bout making Nigeria great? how about making that Delta State great?.


I am black and I am proud, in my next life and the other to come. I'll be black over and over again. Shalom brother.

MXrap:
They were modest leaders who were selfless unlike our leaders today who are just in office for themselves and their kids.