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tosyne2much:
Nearly every guy has at least once in his lifetime experienced a memorable awkward moment when he was brutally embarrassed for visiting a lady either by the lady's parents, her brothers, uncle or her boyfriend whom she never told you about.

*Let me share mine*

A few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a very pretty lady. After several months of regular chats, calls and SMSes; I planned on how to meet with my supposed girlfriend and of course, our wishes came to reality as I travelled down to meet with her.

She entertained me with pictures and we started discussing those nasty things we used to say on the phone and how we have both been fantasising about the day we will meet, make fun and perhaps, make love. We discussed at length and later ran out of gist after which I went to the bathroom to have my bath and she followed suite after I was done. (She lived in a self-contain apartment)

We further had a little gist, we became quiet and started looking at each other just like a puppy that has not been fed for days. That was when I knew it was time for the show to begin when someone knocked on the door. She headed towards the door and opened it and here came this young man of an average height, dark sinned and a bit mancho. He didn't greet me but as a perfect gentlemen, I greeted him but I noticed he didn't respond (whether you answer of not, na ur own wahala be that, I said to myself).

What I noticed was the sudden facial expression of contempt registered on his face and the first question he asked her was what I was doing in her room and I was like wtf !! "Shey dis one dey craze ni?, who be dis dog wey no get rope for neck?" Be like say this guy no know me, even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan no fit pursue me comot for here" .... I just throway face dey reply my BBM PINGs as I no kuku get business with am

When I got the greatest shock of my life was when she introduced me to him as an ex classmate way back in secondary school and that I only came to say hello to her and would be leaving soon.. The dude started shouting calling her all sort of names and demanded I leave the room before he's forced to do what would hurt me I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building.

She later called and start pleading that it was her uncle and that he had gone so I should return back. I got furious and heaped curses on her never to call me again..

I later deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp and unfriend her on facebook.

I have never felt embarrassed like this in my life all because of punni

Guys, don't be shy, share that embarrassing moment of yours and spread the fun

savage

olufunmivicky:
Was caught by a neibor been romanced by a young guy who was also our neibor behind the general toilet ....."aunty pls don't tell ma daddy"
"ok, give me #500", after
eating my hard earned money, she still carry her busy body come tell my papa..... Alakoba Aunty made me to chop the beating I wld never forget

you should sue that aunty

[quote author=daviesblaze post=68474502]So i am heading a sub-department in the company i work for. and there was this manipulative female colleague who was two shot my junior. to be honest, she wasn't deserving of the position, she was mediocre at best. crazy to see how far a nice female curve and some big titties can take you. for the sake of anonymity let's call her Grace.

no need explaining how she resents me. she thinks my job should be hers, even going as far as mentioning it to some colleagues of mine, thinking she can buy them over. little did she know that they were going to tell me. she even went as far as flirting with my superior who was on the executive management team. no surprise he's been falling for it hook, line and sinker. what would you expect from a chronic womanizer huh. at a point, he had a discussion with me regarding her, stressing the need for me to be nice to her, avoid getting in an argument with her, .. blah blah blah...............

during the course of our conversation, i decided that it's high time i take her out of my team and even worse, make sure she get fired. but seeing her current relationship with my superior, i clearly need to think my step carefully. just then i idea strucked me. i decided to use my boss weakness to my advantage.

first thing i did was fabricating a line of analytical reasoning as to why a problem in one of our branch office (port harcourt) needs to be addressed immediately. this means one of us in the department have to Port Harcourt for a period of two months in order to fix it. me going was an exception, since i have to stay back and take care of some project in mid-implementation. considering the period of time it's going to take, it appears Grace was the only option we have. reason was because she isn't married, unlike the rest of the colleague.

evidently Mr. Oga Boss was visibly upset. on the other hand, Grace was thrilled. according to her "I Love Traveling, The experience it gives and blah blah blah...

As soon as she left, i quickly went in search for a suitable replacement for her position, pending her return. in no time, i found a more than suitable candidate. She was perfect. She was younger than Grace. She was meek and compliant whereas Grace had been boisterous and dominant. She was humble. Most importantly, she has all the right asset in place. We will call her Onome. I told her that the job was temp-to-perm. In a way this was dishonest. But, ultimately, it was truthful!

My boss, I knew for a fact, had a thing for ladies like onome. He took to her immediately Like cancer takes to a prostate. And it just so happened that she was a very, very diligent employee as well. Her metrics were far better than Grace's ever were. I took note to mention her success publicly and praise her multiple times.

Fast Forward, Two months later, a week immediately before Grace return. i called Onome into my office when i was sure big boss was in his office (which is well within earshot). i told her loud enough for big boss to hear our conversation, that the two month period of her employment is ending because the person she replaced is due to come back from "Port Harcourt" in a week or two. at first she didn't understand, because she taught i said the job was from temp-to-perm, didn't I? Fortunately, I've nailed the "earnest and surprised" look. She begins to cry and I offer her a tissue.

as if on cue, Mr. Boss came over and asked what was going on. well i explained to him the situation on ground, because Grace will be returning soon. he seemed genuinely worried because he has gotten so used to Onome. after what seemed like hours, he asked.

"But didn't you say that her numbers have been really good?"

I nodded."That's true. All of her metrics have been stellar. But unfortunately there's not enough work here for two positions."

"Yeah... there must be something we can do, though." he said.

He wants an excuse at this point, which i was ready to give.

"Well, aren't they still looking to fill that position in accounts payable? Grace had a minor in accounting."

you my friend, you think like a war veteran

Where the f is ubunja when you need him?

enyi1:
when you smash a girl heavily. it actually humbles her! unless you are not hitting the target.

imagine say girl use you disvirgin finish come bounce.

Girls ain't loyal. I remember one beautiful girl i met in school and i was ready to hit the sheets with, i was going smooth was her n she was ready for the thrill, then i noticed a guy that's always with her, looking at them, you would know that the guy is madly in love with her and this guy has been sacrificing a lot for her financially, time and emotionally. When i asked her about the guy, she responded. "he is just a friend". I ended the relationship, cos my conscience couldn't take it. I felt pity for the guy. Girls can toy with guys and feel its ok

Gangster1ms:
Very good.. if they can reject someone then they should be able to handle rejection. My life is very simple and straightforward. I go by just one rule which is do unto to others what u will like to be done to u. I reject girls cos I'm ready to accept it when girls reject me. The problem is that these bïtches think they are entitled to whatever they want cos they got pussy, ass & boobs. Treat their fvck up well and never relent.
The said bïtch in ur story must have rejected tons of guys that meant well for her and yet she doesn't wanna be rejected even if she might not really mean well to you.

women exist solely for attention.

SexyDenzel:
Keep slamming my bro, keep slamming :-). Yes women don't know how to handle rejection, if only I haven't deleted the WhatsApp messages from one girl that I was dating last year and had to give her the red card when she started squeezing me for marriage, Biiitch we just got to know each other a month ago and you're talking marriage?! are you crazy? this girl went to the kitchen and grabbed my kitchen knife that she will stab herself I just went and took my phone and started recording her and cleared my self in the video saying I'm innocent she's talking about marriage and I'm interested and she went to my kitchen and as you can see in this video she's threatening to kill herself with my kitchen knife right now I'm scared to approach her because she's suicidal. I walked to my sitting room. No be person tell her make she drop the knife, follow me come for sitting room de ask me so I don't like her I was just using her. Girl we were fxxking you brought your pusi and I brought my dk to the deal so what's with the who's using who? bro the drama long I just cut it short. These girl finally left and after two hours or do messages started blaring up my phone with all different kinds of words which I found very entertaining and funny, she was really funny. Meanwhile this was a girl my brother's gf was telling me to marry that she sees how she treats me and how she's all over me and I told her relax make we de observe. she couldn't believe the scene when I told her what her precious Prisca did so I called the girl and the rants continued it was only then she believed me hahahahaha. Up till date when I want to have fun I'll just call her and put it on loud speaker while my friends and I laugh our azzes off but I warn them not to laugh to her hearing.
Women don't know how to handle rejection and that's a FACT.
That's why they can never ask you for something directly, for example if a girl wants you to take her to some place she will first ask ;
Are you going somewhere or will you be busy by so time/day? before the hit you with the real question they want.
which is I want you to extort me or take or whatever to so so place. She wants to ensure you won't reject her offer that's why she asked the first question.

If women can handle rejection they will be asking questions straight up instead follow up questions or request before their original question.

If they didn't ask what will you be doing by then they stand the reisk of getting a NO (rejection) and they can't handle it.

this is salvage. Mvp

Kingsleychris1:
This guy is my best tv personality... I just love his moral and confidence.. keep slaying my nigger... happy birthday..

you're so right. Denrele is the first teenage i saw kissing on tv, then he had swag

Ladyhippolyta88:
What is wrong with nose piercing?

Is it a physical feature?
Some guys are already naming things that has no business with physical features.



Nawa for wire road.

then its a spiritually feature

Bullhari007:
unification of south/north Korea will be the end of America dominance in South East Asia

it isn't going to last, cos jumong and sesono will always have power struggle.

generalbush:
lol

Getting sacked from your workplace only happens when you don't add value to the company. Value is key. Once you have the right skill, you can always add value to any organization.

That is the reason I ask every young graduate out there to improve their self-worth.

These are the ways to increase your self worth. You will smile at the end.

they asked for A, this one is busy giving E

MisterBash:
Well my lil contribution is: don't be too quick to judge if they are doing it or not, why don't you take your time and get to the root of the matter first.5yrs relationship Nobi beans bro.
And in addition I am totally against the issue of having opp sex as a bestie bro,because It happened I was a bestie to 'A' back then as an undergraduate, yeah we did it over and over under the canopy of bestie radarada, I later option out due to conscience sh*t, although me and 'A' bf weren't friends but I do feel bad whenever d nigga comes to check his babe in my hostel.
Take your time, ,seriously it could be what you are thinking and it could be other way round.
Besides, 5years relationship you should have known lots of stuffs bout her bro.

thanks for having a conscience

futurism:
don't make the mistake of marrying a selfish woman... Don't ever think it. You will wish you were never born.

My aunt sustain her home for years when her husband lost his job.

It is so pathetic. Better go and look for a woman with compassionate soul and this is no time to be sentimental.

the worst part is that they extend the selfishness to their children.

Abagworo if the govt will see this i'll be happy.
To reduce unemployment in imo state the govt can ban birds from outside the state, knowing fully well that hotels and most restaurants can't do without poultry product, and fun seekers can't do without imo state, this will create a scarsity that smart imo youths can key into and establish poultry farms and make millions. Even the big hotels will be looking for farms to invest in, to be guarantee thier product.
Most hotels employ only few people and the money remain in few hands, but with this policy, wealth will be created and distributed. Unemployment will be reduce by atleast 25%

Well they are muslims, they never happy

EgunMogaji:
Excellent, my reputation precedes me as a "no-nonsense call it the way it is" person. I'm glad we were able to settle that without causing other readers anguish.

Have a wonderful weekend.

i like the meme you used

Hey hey guys its not gloom and doom, lets look at the bright side on racism. Our politicians that under develop us and run to the abroad will be treated like shits. Thereby making them valueless things are not going to change until we develop africa

drakeli:
In my church, I’m a member of our worship group. It’s a more than 90% white church. Everyone knows me. There is a white lady I was crushing on. I tried making friend with her. Do you know she went to my group leader to tell on me that she felt unsafe around me. What? What the hell? White girls can be very suspicious of black guys. Although my group leader being white himself understands. He was surprised at the attitude of the girl by saying that church should be a place where everyone should be safe around each other.

So if you think there is no racism in the US. Then maybe you don’t get to leave your bedroom. Racism even in church. Can you imagine.

ignore her and she'll come crushing back

EgunMogaji:
This is a very stupid read.

i almost got irritated by your comment, but then i looked at the name and remember that i always see you as a stupid person, so i wasn't bothered.

Foolish youths

I've been watching all this unveiling of foreign phone brands in ng and how our youth celebrate it with pain in my heart, at this point, i've to rant thus; we celebrate with glee like pigs, no sorry like sheeps as if we're ok with our follow follow attitude. We don't even talk about how we're supposed to have our local phone, that's 90% made in nija.
The ministry of science n tech. Is purpose to have a nigeria's operating system that's free for use by any ng phone maker.
All public office holder ought to use made in nigeria phone as a good ambassador of nigeria, either by choice or by compulsion.

XaintJoel20:
This write up is lopsided and has no bearing with the truth...

Please do a better research next time in order to give facts.


Note: I am a full blooded Edo man.

what's the truth?

NwaChibuzor100:
Blazing99 they don turn your life like amala. Those guys scammed you big time. What they did is that they blocked the dispenser. Once you inserted your debit card to make that transaction the deed was already done. Normally once you make a withdrawal and click proceed, the transaction is almost as good as completed. It only reads "completed" when the dispenser moves up and ejects the cash but since the cash couldn't eject, you got delayed for the 5 min you claim. That money got stuck in the machine and what theyll do is remove the money from the atm going thorough the small building at the back where they are free from CCTV. Its hard to explain but I hope you get what I'm trying to pass to you. Take heart.

best logical response so far

abdulyaro66:
I still don’t believe drinking expensive drinks will make you rich �

drinks don't make you rich, but the atmosphere at which you drink it . I.e if you are drinking at a bar that have big shot in attendance, and you are a p.o.p man, you're most likely able to strike a multi million naira deal than at a cheap bar.

EgunMogaji:
It’s not slavery because you have a choice.

Outsourcing is a very good concept that’s been around for ages.

It is the mode I will be using. Only a few key proven staff will be directly employed.

same way some women at the idp camp have a choice of starving to death or sleep with soldiers for food.
Well, i Once work through an outsourcer, later got close to my employer struck a deal and sack my outsourcer. That's who i am

kelib:
Seems someone z trying hard to discredit to governor's effort in education.personally I believe dat pple in South south don't really believe in public education, even in d west when I was serving we had only one public sec school while d rest r private (ibafo axis).Right now m a teacher in rivers state I know private schools that have more Dan what uve shown here but y is there no complains

with this your thinking, you should never be allowed to hold any public office, its too dangerous. Too dangerously dumb

Children of all pubic office holder ought to attend public school as good ambassador of government. Making it law will be better

ubunja:
yes. its your stupidity

what happens to the man who laughs stupidly in the morning in public and the one who stares at him bitterly like poison to heart? Who will die first?

ubunja:
reduce your stupidity.

thanks for admitting you've a problem

ubunja:
dude reduce your stupidity. simple

so my perceived stupidity is what is making you so dangerously unhappy with so much bile? Well it shows that you don't have much control over your emotions. Work on your emotions.

ubunja:
reduce your stupidity

so oo how do you feel now?