₦airaland Forum

Chaii! There will be more than enough cockroach in this country.

Offpoint1:
Them give you something for hospital, you no ask wetin e mean you carry am waka come nairaland.

Make I no talk my mind

If transgender mean person switching him sex, then transvaginal mean dem wan remove her vaginä and put prick there or dem wan transport the vaginà go lap and scan am.

let her panic abeg

Olodo

Wow! Good one.

God bless you, Governor nakota real sign.

Guy,overtaking is allowed.Ur own is season one,just wait for season 2 an 3.

I think you're done with the N-Power already. I thought N-Power last for 2yrs

Enrolled on Dec. 2016 to Dec. 2018

Good decision anyway.

AntiWailer:
are u short ?

u sound violent


JK.

Just Kidding.

Lolzzz

Is that what it means? JK (Just Kidding)
Ok oooooh!

What

Mr Dead man, I'm so very angry with you. I just feel like to strangled you right now.
How can u take such stupid decision for 9ja Election?

Is it people that want you dead you came to support?

Mtcheew! RIP

Oops!

You mean "gorilla looking Frog-like head"


I think this is actually how it looks.

Beautiful!

I think she's fattening up.

Chaiii! My phone is detecting error in viewing the pix.

Pls can Someone explain to me how she look like.

Mnhh! This is called beauty.

Beautiful

I have nothing to say on this one.

Nextttttt!!!

That's good news.

If it's this ice-cream and noodles children, they will never know their way back B'cos their parents always convey them to school with Venza.

My Pikin, you do well oooooo

You don't know what you really like.

Sorry for youuuuuu

What?

Maybe the teacher has other intention towards her.

My opinion plsssssssss

deebee13:
He should be made to die a slow and painful death. Hang him upside down, give him several deep cuts all over his body, let his drain out until he dies. Then burn up what's left!!!

George Deebee has spoken.

Court!!!!!!!

Being a lover of quality education doesn't guarantee a good governance performance.

Anyway, I wish him well in his pursuit.

Oblongata:
Consolidated salary has no bifurcations; you get all your allowances once...
E.g

If your basic salary is 100k

Your transportation allowance is 15k

Your house allowance is 20k

Clothing allowance is 5k

Feeding allowance is 20k

Your consolidated salary is 100+15+20+5+20=160k.

It is the same as gross salary

It is the addition of all allowances and basic salary

Income tax and all other deductions is yet to be deducted. If deducted, it becomes 'net salary'

Shalom!

Good one. Gbagam for you!

"I will congratulate myself" said Oga Bubu.

Legend of the Seeker

Hmmmmm!

...Still waiting for the INEC Personnels to get here at my polling unit.

I'm not going anywhere...must wait to exercise my vote.

royallord1:
My baby calls me honey..... And I call her...bee

You better change the 'bee' to honey

Igbo amaka

Ndi Amu rubber everywhere.

neweraomo:
Pig business is really profitable

My Boss's own is not profitable at all. His manager don chop d money finish.

FG, I'm tired already. I sincerely want to go back to school.


Mbok, settle them.

Oya! Tell us is an accident.

Onye Nna, mbok clap for her; she did absolutely well!

Yeye pikins everywhere.

Who are we to blame on this?

Child birth
Husband
Boyfriend
Club guys

Or

Oga bubu again