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Fucklove:
Ok black beauty. The way you analysed that your post and a look at your pics made me fall in love with you the more and really wish to make you mine forever. Baby how do you see my proposal?

Aawh! Your most welcome for that compliment. But for the proposal, ... let me reserve my comment.

All na scam. If you know, you know.


Check it out***

Types Of SCAMS In Nigeria

1. Send me your CV - Scam
2. We'll get back to you. - Scam
3. I love u more than my wife - scam
4. Police is your Friend - Scam
5 The youths are the future leaders - Scam
6. MTN 1month Data - Scam
7. I can't live without you - Scam
8. Your vote counts -Scam
9. Send me Money to visit you - Scam
10. MTN one month Mashup - scam
12.Did u cum in me - Scam
13. My period didn’t come - scam
15. I don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend- scam
16.I will pay back next week I promise....scam
17. He/she is ma cousin.."baba nla" - Scam
18. I left my wallet in my car.....scam
19. I have a girlfriend but it's complicated-dou
ble Scam
20. Don't come this weekend, mum is around - Scam
21. Am on my period- scam
22. Walking out to receive a phone call when the bill comes in.....scam
23. Go home I will send you money - scam
24. This is not a scam - scam
26. My grades were good I just chose not to further....Scam
27. Our school is the best... scam
28. Come over I want to show you something- scam
29. Oh he’s just a childhood friend....scam
30. My rent is expired - scam
31. Sister in christ - scam
32. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me - scam
32. I'm with the boys - scam
33. I promise I won't tell anyone - Scam
34. I saw u in my dreams giving u flowers-scam for marriage
35. She is my daughter in the lord - scam
36. She is my best friend - scam
37. A:Lets do video call
B: Sorry my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark - scam scam scam
38. Your mother is a witch. She is the cause of your woes-scam
39. Baby, u are the most beautiful girl i have ever met -Scam
40. Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife- Scammest
41. Babe I hv half of my registration fees can u assist deadline is tomorrow - scam
42. No one has ever made me feel this way.....scam
43. Where have you been all my life - scam
44. You can trust me....scam
45. All Scam na- scam
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Fucklove:
Eaglefine how are you doing?

I'm doing very well. Thanks.

My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam , you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.*
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea .
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ...

Enjoy your day..

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam , you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.*
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea .
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ...

Enjoy your day..

Albinoflash:
Pls i have been depressed for over 10years now,even though i live like i aint worried,but its obvious i can't take it anymore.anyone who has been vhere should pls post how he fought through

This post was made last year 8th Sept 2018.
I am not understanding ooooo.
Have he committed the suicide? Or was he helped?

This one off me totally. shoo? Is this for real that ex-boko is recruited to fight boro haram?
Which country does that?

9ja deserve to be sold to Cotonu.

Wetin concern me wey no get smartphone.

But that shouldn't be FG's problem.
We've got too many problems facing the country.

No problems. But after planting the trees, make sure we'll be handsomely rewarded.

Any which way, Me na money I need ooo

Well spoken!

Bear in mind that D object of Love is not GETTING something you want but DOING something for the well-being of the one you love.

Anyway, We're 5 in Nigeria with DIZ great QUALITIES.

LillyVal:
©WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!

People should be very careful oo, because there are things that are happening now, more especially those living around Onitsha, Aba, Enugu, Owerri , PH and Lagos. All this keke(tricycle) riders are into Something else this days oo.

In oyigbo now you will stop a keke rider and tell him to take you to a particular place, he will charge you maybe #100, you enter and when you reach your destination. Maybe you gave him #1000 he will open that small cabin that they always put money and gave you #900 change and zoom off. And that your #1000 will remain there until the day he will go to do account for the owner of the keke. He will bring out all the money in that cabin including that your #1000 and he will summit it to the owner as an account and tomorrow the owner of that keke will take all that money to the bank, just listen ooo.

He will deposit it there including that your #1000 and bank will load some into the ATM machine, during weekend another person will use his ATM card to withdraw money from the ATM machine including that your #1000 he will go to Bar or Joint and order for Beers, Nkwobi, point and kill fish, and ugba some will take their girlfriends to hotel to eat your money. I just want to tell you that all these keke riders are eating and drinking beers with your money.

This is what is happening in Oyigbo right now please everybody should be very careful but if you think my warnings are not useful you will be a victim one day, I like to inform people about the dangers Ahead.

I think you're very sick.

Imagine me reading all this sh*t to the end.

I am very passionate in my skill of work. But don't have money to equipped myself.

Though, I'm still in school.

I remove cap for 9ja youths.

Mehn! Diz guy get akpakara ooo

Chapter1vs6:
may the universe be kind to you and not deny you comfort

Amen!
God bless you Sir.

Op, Nothing like unmatched quality. MONEY is at its work.

So don't come here to talk rubbish ooooh

Am happy for you dear.
Happy married life.

Congratulations to you both.

I bought mattress/foam for my poor mother.

DrNueLpureHoney:
Lwkmd the first guy even dey pose ontop wardrobe

Na hide the guy run go hide via say na him small for body pass.

Lolz

They just killed their goddess...

MuttleyLaff:
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Happy Birthday Eaglefine!
I pray you have a phenomenal day. I also pray you henceforth get all your bread and all the crumbs too.
In fact, 3 John 1:2, "Beloved, I pray you, to prosper concerning all things and to be in good health, just as your soul prospers."

Thank you dear. God bless you.

Glory be to God.
HE has added another year to my age.

Father Lord, I will praise you forever and testify to your faithfulness. Thank you for bringing me this far.

Happy birthday to Me, De-Eagles.

I thank God for your life.

Hmmmm!

Women can't wait for FG to sign it to law.

Spare tyre for men. Infact, 'tyres'

Spare wheel for women. No CD, No s*x.

correctguy0900:
I guess it will also be safe for ur wife to have a spare too. She's a human like u.

Over sense will not kill you.

Very interesting

I do really wish to visit all these places.

Lovely one.

Wow! Very educative

okeniti:
Self development is one of the best investments one can make, especially in your desired craft. All the best to her.

True talk

Kingtim:
I saw some people rushing to take their bath, others where already on their white on white. Some even had their shoes on while lying on the bed like sacrificial lambs. They just can't wait for the biggle to be Blown so that they can rush to parade ground. Me I was still in my boxers covered in the wrapper my mom gave to me ��. I looked at those running heketa seketa and those already on their costumes and said within. Na suffer go kill Una ���. I wanted to enter under my wrapper back again because it was fucking cold. I had barely covered up fully when I heard move out! Move out! I checked to see if it was one of us trying to play pranks, lemme swear curse on him☹️☹️. It was when I saw an army man that it dawned on me that Las Las na all of us suffer go kill here. ��. I hissed and reached out for my bag searching for my white top i wore the previous evening with my short already at my reach. I hurriedly put them on. And was walking majestically to the parade ground when I heard one soldier shouted. ONTONDO! where are you going to without your cap. I just turned and checked if it was me or another person he was referring to. And he shouted again white fowl I'm talking to you. Why are you looking behind you. Oh God son this one isba neccesity too, but I am not a cap guy na I lamented within. I just jejely went back to get my cap. Because am not in the mood to beat up any soldier.

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