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Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

Continue oooo!

Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

Continue oooo!

good info

We should restock with what? paper or leaf?
God pls come to our rescue

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Good one!

pls try do give away for us

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Good one!

pls try do give away for us... hunger virus dey me ooo

I am feeling it more

Thank you my fellow Nairalanders for saving a sister's time and transport money.

Interview no, interview ko

Ok ooo

No dey do pass yourself!!!!

Biko, Akwa gi aka I puo n'uzo ka Akwa onye ozo.

Solomon sense will not kill you

May God punish poverty for me.

Ok oooh

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!
This is to inform all my male friends that am now single and ready to mingle, if you still have interest in me, kindly submit your CV, interview will come up on 13th of February......the winner will resume on 14th of February �

If you didn't eat 'Moi moi Mama Kido' each day in school, my dear you not a real student of STSO.
That woman built houses and trained all her children in University with our moi moi money.

Mehn! I miss that moi moi badly ooo

deboysben:
Gooalll


Who is that to challenge Liverpool?

Feeling better now

Yea. We're the best.

Since he decided not to talk to u, pls let him be and face ur life.
Let every man bear his own cross in peace

Go for Tecno Spark 4.
Better still, wait for Spark 5 it will soon enter market

Yes!!!!
Oga, u must marry her ooo

patoski39:
eagle really fine

Thanks dear.

Happy new year

Happy new year to you all

Congratulations.
Happy Glorious year to you all.

Father Lord, pls bless my life oooo.

Husband material marketing himself.

Where is our security?

They should ask all the rich men in that area. They too like mad women more than their wife.

Congratulations Ndi oma

So adorable!
Congratulations to you two.

If you're not ashamed, who else

Wickedness to the highest order.

iamadonis2:
Hello, guys.

Quick update please. I feel like sh*t right now.

So earlier last week my girlfriend had a "parting" chat with the Ex. Today, they had a discussion where she was asking his help to connect her to a job. I joked I made turned wrong and we had an argument about her continuing with the same thing barely a week later.

It so happened that she believes I have wrecked her chances of having that job. She's blaming me badly.

And I wonder if it was right to interfere in a "job" conversation

Is her Ex married or single.
If single, be careful that things might be going on between them.
Try to caution her concerning the frequent help from her Ex. If she didn't heed to it; you just have to back off! To avoid comparing ur financial strength with her Ex.
If u allow dat to continue... there's no doubt it will still occur during marriage.
I urge you to look for a black goat while it is still daytime.



We women can do and undo things...
A friend of mine (a guy). His ex girl friend dump him for another man. She's married with kids. Yet she'll leave her lovely husband at Owerri to pay this guy a visit. Telling her husband she went to visit her parents. Hmmmmm!
No fear of God, no respect for her husband.
Guess what? She will land to this Guy (her Ex boyfriend's) house just for a F*ck and other goody packages.
This has been one of the reasons why that guy is still single till date, b'cos he doesn't TRUST women for anything.

How will you go to ur Ex house with ur cute looking baby. Ewwuuu! Women, let's always have a rethink of our actions. because " A tree doesn't die immediately after it fallen..."

Good one!

CC: EFCC

iamJ:
For a moment there, I tot she won an Oscar


This bald ode, always hyping this agama lizard that he calls a wife

Useless actress, 1 Kobo talent like this, she no get


All her movies, it's so obvious that she was acting, hype left and right


As for banky, I no blame you, after years of woman rejecting your bald spermatozoas, u finally found one that was ready to accept having bald sons and daughters


We understand u bro

Ndi ufu Obi everywhere.