₦airaland Forum

blackboy:
She should kwontinue to deceive herself. Is that her pix? Hijab work , wrapper work no dey hide curves. But at least she is not wearing something tight. What about a bubu gown?

At her age which curves she dey hide? At certain age your yansh or breast receive another kind of attention or ignore. I wont go into details

How long have you been in town for? When young boys dey rape 70 year old women where you dey? Na wa for una

Kdon2:
Everything is wrong with it! Hanhan!

Hanhan please explain or forever keeo foolishness away from us

Emuforlife1:
Thought your fellow "son of God" worshippers said Hijab is evil Xtianity and confusion na 5 and 6

Ode where was that said?

Stephen2324:
What attracted you to your current partner?

I am still searching biko

Chopchopfine:
Beans lovers, food is ready.

What's the best combo with beans?

1. Beans and boiled yam
2. Beans and soaked garri be it ijebu or yellow garri - you gerit?
3. Beans and oat
4. Beans and fried plantain
5. Beans and bread
6. Beans and you name it.... All go well. If you don't gerit, forget abourit

Thandiubani:
Nigerian actor, John Okafor aka Mr. Ibu has been released from the hospital.

The actor who said he was poisoned at an event has also resumed his acting duties.

Following his release from the hospital, he was seen on set with the likes of Charles Awurum and others.

Fans have been jubilating since the video of the actor on set surfaced online.

Watch video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUkruxVFZM

Hummm, the bele gree go down?? . Hope say you don well, well o, no go carry yourself dey do strong man. Im glad you are ok now though. To God be the glory.

sorosoke101:
So I was billed for an interview today by 12pm at an event center on admiralty way lekki, on getting to the venue the security guard told me there was no such interview on there schedule .

I tried calling the Hr personnel I sent my C.V to and her number was switched off.

The funniest part was that I wasn't the only one at the venue I met 9 other people.

So they started calling the Hr personnel to no avail and we all went back home looking sad.

In fact I came all the way from festac and spent 1800 for Tp. "Me wey broke like broken plate"
So my brothers and sisters you can imagine the disappointment.

Anyways am still in the job hunt in case there is any job opening just holla at your boy BABSODIQ007@GMAIL.COM trust me I can do any legal work because I am versatile though I hard a 3rd class degree in microbiology

You go do residential security job for #25k?

Olunmercy56:
who owns these weapons? Can't they be exposed? Or they are the ones secretly importing them? Where are the customs taking them to? Nigeria my country

We are in deep trouble my brother

lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our second child this morning, a baby boy. We thank God for safe delivery.

Congratulations Lala. I don see your face now

Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

Do nothing. Wait for the time to elaps

naptu2:
Demi Moore's G.I. Jane haircut.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_mJDOB7ZM

Picture 2: It has led to a lot of memes.

Whats all this slapping in public sef. Make me too go find who to slap. I must trend o

Kenog4real:
Paid a visit to my sister. She has 2 kids 4 and 6. They came back from school and brought out their assignments with their last term exam script. When I went through the 4yr old script, I was baffled to see the kind of questions they have written because it's more or less of a primary school standard. I was told they would be starting exams in few days time but they still came home with loads of assignments instead of allowing their parents to revise their previous class activities with them.
Not that the kids are not brilliant but I just feel the of that exam questions and some of their assignments are way higher than their reasoning.
Is it same with the school your kids attends.?

The questions are ok but for the "pornography" couldn't the school use other examples? Nonsense

WealthyChidi:
If this is true, then the perpetrators have touched the leopard's tail. You cannot defy the servant of the Most High and go free. They should get ready for heavy trouble

I dey tell you

pascalbenz:
Saw dis some where and felt like sharing ...

Gbagaaaun! Nothing remain my dear. Abeg what social media is it? be like say things dey happen wella for dia make i go join

I am in Nairaland, Lagos

immortalcrown:
Uwa mmebi

Kpatakpata

Iliyasdass:
https://dailynigerian.com/breaking-terrorists-bomb/

No real time pictures??

RealLordZeus:
Bonbed rail track not train... many bloggers no go make heaven

Any which way, did the bombing really happen? Na im we suppose dey ask

MadamVanessa:



Imagine this one, if not for Nigeria Nollywood, who would've known this one.


Even though I didn't expect anything much from those niggars, but John has no right or whatsoever to infra dig them.

No mind the fowl. Mtchew, yeye dey smell.

udoji2021:
Chai!
who and who will make heaven liedis?

E no be easy o. But God is faithful. We are the ones as individuals drawn away by our own lust. For instance; The way the Eskimos kill wolfs for food and whatever else is to coat a knife with blood for about 5 times. (Wolfs, like most other carnivores animals cannot resist the smell of blood). An Eskimo hunter after coating his sharp knife, will plant it somewhat in the forest. Then a wolf smells it fr afar, comes by because it perceived blood, the animal starts licking on the knife and while at it, starts cutting its on tongue unknowingly and because of its inability to resist the temptation of blood, it keeps licking and then it starts swallowing its on blood thinking it is still the blood it initially tasted. Soon its greed causes it to swallow the blade which finally kills it.
The difference between man (us) and animals is that we have the God given power and ability to resist temptation, but animals do not. All the devil does is to place a temptation on our way via the things we see, hear and think on and the devil leaves the rest of the action to us. If we fall into sin, then we are like animals that can not resist what can subsequently destroy. Shall we continue in sin that grace may abound? God forbid. Perfect repentance and remaining in the will of God is the only way.

Kobojunkie:
If God is really who you claim to want to please by your choice, then you want to make sure you have the right information to help you on your path. According to Jesus Christ, the one who is God's New Covenant and Law in the Kingdom of God, what is sin is not what you refer to as sexual immorality- fornication, masturbation, homosexuality etc. - instead sin is the lust in your heart towards another - Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28 - those fantasies and longings for sex are what constitute sin in the Kingdom of God.

So while you claim you have not physically engaged in what is sexually immoral activities in the 18 months period, that all means nothing when you consider that the sin is that committed in your mind/heart and not the physical activity itself.

Sin in tge sight of God is what you engage in in your heart /thoughts and the practice if it. Gid is against them both ways.

jackcanfield:
If your divorce is not finalized go and date your husband again. If it happens fine, you wouldn't feel guilty.

Hummm, salute. Never heard it this way. It is well with her. A lota us are in the same situation. May God help us.

DryMouth:
Correct.
This is my number 1 reason.

I can't carry anybody's problem. Lemme tell you, pvssies are littered everywhere on the streets of lagos especially pvssies of smallies(under 20) and the most exciting thing is that it cost almost nothing to get.

Why will i now tie myself down with responsibilities of another person that offers only that same pvssy?
It's lame getting married these days.

you need Christ. So God doesn't know what He's doing ba?

Blablamalala:
That means Baby Mama o, girlfriend all na still wife since they all can do what a wife can do.

The difference is that singles are bastardizing and breaking the commandments of God. And that ly friend is a very bad place to be with God.

Gavel:
I am super excited as I was conferred with a doctorate degree in Law today at the 15th and 16th combined convocation of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka.

Wow, great genius

cutecommend:
So you are given different kinds of soup to eat during the week, with special goat meat, cow leg, fish, fried chicken, Kpomo etc... The various soups are Egusi, Ogbono, Atama, Edikangkon, Uha soup, bitter leaf, Ewedu, Ofe owerri, Banga, ofo eriro, white soup, fisher man soup etc...Which of these swallows will you go for?

Op, how e dey do you this evening

(1) Semo vita

(2) Wheat

(3) Akpu

(4) Amala

(5) Pounded yam

(6) Tuwo masara

(7) Tuwo shinkafa.

( Yellow garri

(9) White garri

(10) Starch

Op how e dey do you this evening

chatinent:
Sleeping on the tiled floor before foam soak with sweat. I can't come and kill myself.

La so my brother. Tile floor is the coolest. I no send my 6 by 6 bed. i sleep well on my tiles.
Tile time, snoring time

Bubu is a very wicked human being

Niece:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbC1CeBqXBj/

Tinumbu will not like this

GoodHardDick:
Your house is on fire and you're going to make peace for matter wey no concern you. Werey!

I wonder o. Them no hear say Putin tok say if he hear pim for our mouth again, na blasting go end am??!!!!!!!

NaughtyBrainiac:
You are a bloody Nigerian and your opinion does not count.

Ukrainians are the people that have a say in whether they are okay with their President or not. Unfortunately for you, many Ukrainians are happy with the man. They prefer to fight and die than to lose their dear Nation to that reckless Putin.

In addition, you also need to know that the percentage of Ukrainians in support of Zelensky's decision is higher than the percentage of Russians in support of Putin's preposterous decision to invade Ukraine and commit war crimes.

You don't know what it feels like to have a Nation that is not a failed State, so you cannot know what it feels like to be patriotic.

Gbam. Finishing touch to someboris cluelessness

officialwdhtv:
What is the food you can eat everyday and never get tired of?

Coaster biscuit soaked in milk and milo tea... E no gree tire me. Help!!!!

Dankovich1:
9ja should take the bold step to be first among the list in African Continent, as per ceremonial gaint of Africa them be.

Them be like say you no dey unside.

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Aisha, Ma Nigger

i too like Aisha