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Saneesk:
Nairalanders please i need suggestions as to how i can improve my ospoken English to absolute fluency.

Study IELTS, attend classes. It helped me too.

Mogajunior:


A weirdo must have designed that. Anyway, most children will not read meaning to it, but see it as one of those things to have fun with in the playground.

One day them kids will be asked to draw their favorite picture. Na wetin go land for teacher table be this. And if the teacher be pervert, gbege don happen be that. Sad

PlayMaker14:
Very nice to hear.


Though I am not a fan of Beans, infact, I forbid anything beans in my kitchen, but I will be following this thread just to see your method.

You must be short in height

maureensylvia:
Beans is a type of food that I cannot eat in someone's house no matter how it looks

Ever wondered why it's not served in an occasion?

Beans is proteinous in nature and with the plantain... It's a perfect combo

I so love beans alot, I can eat with pap, rice
I don't like beans and yam nor beans and potatoes

I'll be preparing my beans with a specie of beans called patasko
So I prepared beans and plantain this time.

I first washed my beans to remove dirts, hidden preservatives, put in pot and placed on fire

Madamu abi Oga, why didn't you finish the process you followed since you fit risk using your phone in the kitchen? I came here in a hurry thinking i was going to read a new recipe wey go ginger me to cook beans again. Mtcheew.

Afriqan:
I noticed several months ago that almost everywhere you drive in Lagos, you'll notice that manhole covers are stolen even on express roads like Ikorodu Road, Lagos-Abeokuta Express road, Ikotun, Cele Express and even on the Island.

I've come to the conclusion that those responsible for the theft are scrap metal collectors and dealers popularly called "iron codemn" but the way they carry it out without anyone to challenge them makes me believe that local boys (aka omo adugbo) may be collaborating with them as you can't come from another area and steal something without involving the locals.

I wonder what the Lagos State government is doing about this as it has caused loss of lives in many cases. I am yet to hear of anyone getting apprehended for stealing manhole covers in Lagos... What is Alausa doing!!!

Please consider gracing the front page with this vital information...

You for let that man pass finish before you take the picture nau. Complaints should be directed to Alausa since e be like say them dey sleep

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

Contrary to the belief of many so called Christians who never for once read thier Bible with understanding

But they depend of the false prophets to feed them lies

We also have our false prophets here on nairaland,

The chief of which is righteousness2

There's no rapture , no one is going to be taken away

The Catholic devils inserted that particular misleading deceptive verse attributed to one Paul

In all the books written about the end times, there's none that points to an event where people will be taken away before punishments

Jesus said in Matthew 24
21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.


The days of tribulations will come and even the elects will be on the ground and be saved or hidden

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

It's only after the great punishment that Jesus will now come and start gathering all the scattered children of Israel from all around the world and bring them to thier land once again as promised


Please don't put your mind to any rapture,.

Prepare your mind for war and punishment

Only those who persevere till the end will be saved

Jesus also said " i go to prepare you a place. in my father's house, there are many mantions there, if it were not so i would tell you". So diarfor diaris rapture and a heavily Jerusalem

[quote author=dudusky007 post=106497188]All this nonsense is caused by hardship in the country...Buhari did it before and he's doing it again[/quote


Yet them no learn, foolishly voted again for him

afroniger:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/victim-of-festac-kidnap-rescued-reunites-with-family/amp/

From today henceforth, na so Kachi go dey look left and right before he take any step for him own country. God punish bad governance.

Tyranny:
People are currently arguing heatedly about the best between this two. Matter of fact, this argument had created a lot of chaos and unpleasant scenes, just 'cause the people involved couldn't come to an understanding.

Over this argument, I've seen a son drain his father's bank account; I've seen a wife divorce his husband; I've seen friends disfigure each other's faces with bare knuckles; I've seen a boss put one of his employees behind bars; I've seen a Colonel riding on the back of a 2nd Lieutenant like he was a horse 'cause both sides couldn't reach an agreement.

I know most of you were unaware, fine, but I put it to you right now that people are in the middle of this argument, they're caught up in the heat of the moment and if the air is not cleared, could lead to a war.

Please, let's settle it once and for all. Which one is better?

#funTime;
#noCussWord
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

All i see is poison

zedegit:
I've been thinking lately cos I am the type of person that loves his space.
I don't like sharing my things; I want my things to be as I kept them.

I am sensitive to words and very temperamental. I am like a volcano waiting to erupt anytime.

I hate being manipulated. I hate the entitlement mentality of some women.

I am an introvert and don't like crowd. I can stay indoors for a month or more as long as I got food, water, a charged phone with subscription. I go out for work and other essential duties.

They say every man got his type of woman. Do you think there's a woman that can match my temperaments?

NB: I respond well when a lady is good with sooting words and avoids arguments.
I love intimacy too although I'm not the romantic type but I can be generous if money is there.

I think the temperament is choleric.

Bros please lemme give you my candid advise. Look for ways to practice being accomodative, pray about it as prayers with patience do work. and work towards changing, maybe start copying someone you know that is your direct opposite. Now, you likely will not change 100%, and no, you cant get your type this way. Why i talk so? I got an elder half brother who is just like you. I saw his face again just yesterday on whatsap after so many years and the guy looks like a hundred years old. no wife, no kids. Afraid catch me nah. He is currently trying to hook back up with his ex wife. They only separated, i think. Maybe one other thing you can do is discuss your bettered situation with your prospect and see if having separate rooms in the eventuality that you get married will help. So that your personal effects are the way you want them in your room and she got her stuff in her room too, that way the only things you get to share and allow to scatter is the kitchen and living room, for that, you probably would have already discussed it with her before entering marriage that you like to always see the kitchen and living room in order. After that preper your mind to always see it upsidedown and even if thats what happens guy, arrange the place back by yourself without raising your voice or showing anger. And still keep in mind that it will not always be spec and span. Like yoi some people ate the opposite, they dont see anything wrong with changing the position of stuff around the house, theh are wired that way. all you need do is ask. If all this and more advice from professionals is not doable by you, then dont go close to relationships or marriage o cos it means you will always be angry and heaven go far from you oo. Peace.

Gbedulord:
Hi nairalanders
Please I really need your help I know this is not the right section for this but I really need your helps I'm in a big pain I don't know what's this disease is all about I will go straight to the point please forget about the write up and my English

I'm having a stubborn injury in my hand for more than one month now it started from a tiny pox and I scratched it and it started swallowing up and the surrounding is very thick I have been to the hospital for more than two time they keep on prescribing same drugs I'm really tired please I need help please I have taken alot of drugs including concoction still I don't see any improvement please help me if you have any idea

NB:I feel pain, itching and it keeps expanding and the surrounding is very thick

God will bless you all for your suggestions

Confess all your sins to God, cover yourself with the blood of Jesus and then lay hands on the spot and bind the hell outta the devil. Remember To testify in church. God is good.

Mokason288:
Oyibo get time sha

Those guys abroad don’t have any problem

I wish we could swap President’s after some time, so that this people can see shege and focus their energy on other things like
1: Rise and fall of dollars

2: Multiplying inflation

3: Fulani Herdsmen

4:Doctors and ASSU Strikes

5: Soldiers killing Civilians on a daily

6: DSS / police harassing any body that tries to speak

The list is endless to make one go insane

NEPA wahala
High cost of food
Floading
Kidnapping
I pause

EyezofGod120:
Boko Haram go still collect this one,,,

Or shoot am down

Ybom:
May God forgive his shortcomings and grant him eternal rest

Too late a prayer if he didn't repent having a good relationship with God before he died. I hope he did though. Hell no be place o. I'll rather be in Afghanistan.

onthehill:
“Physics na your mate?,” UNN student asks, after his lecturer got stuck while solving a question

A video shared online captured the moment a lecturer got stuck while solving a physics question, IgbereTV reports.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CT4fyi6gBrd/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXO2wEFjIU0

Shame on the op who did this recording and posted, shame. Meanwhile you are still a student. Watch your back, kama is coming for you.

richmondefosa:
fvck you too.

Humm, i know you are sad. Take it easy. Just trust God

richmondefosa:


When the say 'follow your instincts', most times they are always right.

FTC

Big shout out to Baba God. E never looseguard me for once.

Fvck the Nigerian Government.

The same mouth you used in praising God is the same mouth you used in cursing andboth done within seconds. Hummm

Islie:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/09/16/nigerian-army-officer-allegedly-shoots-police-inspector-dead-lagos

Mmhhumm, na crime again to serve your country o

owenseddies40:
My wife gave birth to 3boys and one girl for me,my last son scares me a lot because whenever I see him, it's like am before my father.they look alike,talk alike and behaviours too, it's really scarry

Post pictures. Seeing is believing

Morningblues:
You should be worried about your life or where you’ll see your next meal from

This doesn’t affect you nor me, physically, financially or mentally. Live and let live

Its just irritating. They need deliverance. Homosexuality is unacceptable by God.

Ikpeyi:
https://dailytrust.com/just-in-aisha-buhari-resumes-hostility-taunts-pantami

Aisha Ma Niggarr kekwanu?

Kobojunkie:
It's not for me but I want to live in a world where people are free to chose and live as they are meant to.

And most likely, hellout. Why are we still chatting self?

Kobojunkie:
Polyandry has been around since even before your fathers and their fathers, this in Nigeria sef. Abeg forget this Rubbish wey you dey ask of who the be the child papa.... it means nothing in those kind of unions.

Op i suspect you will want to do the same. Go on soun

Kobojunkie:
Rubbish!

Sidon there dey hala rubish


Rubish

Ammishaddai:
The things happening in this generation is just sickening and I just wish Jesus would come quickly and put these nuisances in their place

The poor child /children will live in total confusion and anger cos they will be laughed at. "Who is your real father "

tesseract:
There is a masturbation quitting thread on nairaland, find it. The support will help you. There are a lot of people running your race. I know you'll triumph eventually.

No need to find anything. He has been told here, what he needs to know. Before he go go jam worse situation while searching

SeyiFargo:
The reason why I posted this is cause

1:- I'd be anonymous, cus am a shy type

2:- I believe in y'all for your outspokeness

When you think of how dirty the act is in the sight of God (impurity), and because of it you cannot get any tangible blessings from God because you displease him by your actions, when you know it that people who engage in the act will end up in the hottest part of hell fire. When you realise that masturbation will soon start having adverse effects on your eye sight,
you will stop it.

RepoMan007:
What is ministry that people always treat it like some business startup?

I wonder too. For me it is rhe work/Gods business that i fear to toil with for fear of going wrong. Na im some people go dey drag like one money making business venture.

MufasaLion:
I'm telling you what I know.

Lol

MufasaLion:
Lol

As long as I got my phone with me also. I'm good!

I might you in other aspect too.

For your mind

MufasaLion:
I don't care how big a house is. I'm gonna sleep alone as long as it's a safe neighborhood.

You are me in this aspect

petsolo115:
What could be the cause
? My right eyelid has been moving uncontrollably for some weekcs now?

Your grandpa is coming back to life... Wait for him. After wards your eye wi stop shaking