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refiner:
wat really

pm me I will tell u

refiner:
hehhehe den u must still be in ur early teen...

Not really

Explorers:
1. Professional snugglers.


Professional snugglers can actually make up to $60 per hour. While this job kind of sounds a little like prostitution, there is no sex involved, just snuggling. The job description is pretty self-explanatory. Their task is to cuddle with their clients who might be lonely, sad, or just looking for human touch and connection. And while it certainly takes a special person to want to do this job, that special person makes big bucks, up to $124,000, for basically lying around all day long.

I will like dis kind of job ooo lol

refiner:
wat abt u?? re u among d few percentage?

Yea I thank God for that

ShowYourCertificate:
You guys have not seen anything yet. Very soon you will all confirm that Buhari is senile, certificateless and a ďullard. I call him the senile certificateless dullard dictator from Daura

Sir PRO of WWAN u think I will not recognize u

Speechless3:
Babe you are not the one to fvck yourself, all you need do is show him where to hold and guide him when handling you. Its not something you will do for ever...or better still direct him to porn sites.

We should consider it a blessing when a man has kept himself for us, and not see it as something weird.

Thank u my sister, u will b a good teacher

refiner:
will be d happiest woman on earth.....buh wif d way dis world is moving...I don't fink dere Eva will be a virgin except babies.....even kids knw beta Dan were parents....

To be sincere their is still a virgin men although percentage may b small

This PDP people don't have brain at all

youngice:
The way we despise our local materials Is just appalling, every thing is imported Even brain is imported haba One day we go start to import olosho

Our politicians have started importing Olosho

Posted by: Dr. Salihu Lukman
Posted on: Sat, 19 Dec 2015 19:10:07 +0000

Assalamu alaikum,
Dr. Nura Alkali has translated the complete speech delivered by the Emir of Kano in three series. Enjoy:

Listeners, assalam alaikum wa rahmatullah ta’ala wa barakatuhu. 
It is Sha’aban Ibrahim Sharada speaking to you on this program, in which we will air the views of His Highness the Emir of Kano Muhammadu Sanusi II, which he expressed during the peace prayers held today 16-12-2015 at the City Friday Mosque.
His Highness the Emir lent his voice to the conflict which occurred between followers of the Shiite sect and men of the Nigerian Army. Listen in peace.
(Voice of Emir Sanusi II in Hausa):
(Reads Fatiha and blesses the Prophet). . . Then:
District Heads and Scholars, today we are gathered to pray to Allah for peace and avoidance of crisis, due to the current happenings in Zaria between the Shiites and the government. The Messenger of Allah (SAW) said “the religion is sincerity”. They asked to whom? He said “to Allah, His book, His Messenger, and to the leaders of the Muslims and their common folk”. [1]
So, we have an obligation to advice our leaders. We also have an obligation to advice our followers. I will start with the followers. This happening, whoever has observed events dating back to 20, 30 years ago knows that things will be like this someday. There is no group, either religious or not, that can be a law unto itself within a country. When they plan an occasion and come out, when their leader uses the road, he is like a Head of State. They block the road, and obstruct those ahead and those behind until his passage.
When he beckons, some trek from Kano to Zaria, some from Kaduna to Zaria. If that will take five hours, then that is how long people will have to wait. Even a Head of State does not use the road this way. When they are protesting and a governor arrives, they will stop him. If an Emir arrives, they will stop him. We here in Kano, I know that twice they did this to the Emir of Kano. One day as he emerged from the Fagge Mosque, they blocked him, and kept on hitting the windows of his car and saying “Allahu Akbar”.
On another day, he went out and returned. Right here in the city, in front of SAS [School of Arabic Studies], their leader was in town, so they blocked him [the Emir]. A security guard had to open SAS for the Emir’s cars, and the Emir waited there for half an hour for the occasion to end. If he wasn’t a leader with patience and dignity, he could have allowed 100 Palace Guards to come to his aid, and blood would have spilled in Kano.
Ref. [1]. Hadith reported by Muslim on the authority of Tamim Al-Dari (RAA).

The impudence shown to Emirs, governors and ministers would one day meet someone who won’t tolerate it. And indeed, that was what happened. Therefore, my advice, not only to Shiites, but to the whole nation, is for people to know what is proper, what is good conduct. People should not instigate [trouble] that they don’t know how it will end. That is the first point. Secondly, political leaders, District Heads, Village Heads and Ward Heads, it is desirable that we all learn lessons.
This land was founded on the ideology of Ahli Sunna Wal Juma’a. Since Islam came to us, it came as Ahli Sunna. Our rulers, not just the Caliphate Emirs but even Muhammadu Rumfa, were always on this path. This land does not know the concept of abusing the Prophet’s Companions. This land knows not about abusing the Prophet’s family. We cherish the Ahlal Bait [the Prophet’s household]. By God, we love them. Ahlal Bait is not just the Prophet’s relatives, but also his wives, a fact mentioned in the Qur’an. Allah says “(recites Qur’an 33:32-33, which address the wives of the Prophet as Ahlal Bait)”.
So, the Qur’an has placed the wives of the Prophet among the Ahlal Bait, and no one claiming to love the Ahlal Bait should abuse Aisha, or Hafsat. On this issue, we must, must, defend the honour of the Prophet’s Companions. The fear of trouble is not an issue, since it is incumbent on us District Heads, Village Heads, Ward Heads and Emirs to defend the honour of the Companions of Allah’s Messenger. Because Allah told us through His Messenger that “Whoever has mutual animosity with a friend (wali) of Mine, I declare war upon him. . . ” [2]
Allah has no friend greater than His Messenger, SAW. All these troubles that they cause, if the Companions get abused, then it won’t augur well. And if we keep silent, by God it will consume [us]. I did not say this, for Allah says “And fear a trial which will not strike those who have wronged amongst you exclusively, and know that Allah is severe in penalty” (Qur’an 8:25, Surah Al-Ahzab).
Therefore, this advice must be offered to people. It is not a matter of religion, but a matter of good conduct. So, protect the honour of the Messenger of Allah, whom you cannot claim to love while abusing his family. And the Companions that are being abused and disparaged, it is not them but the Prophet who is abused. Sayidina Abubakar was his close friend, who gave him his daughter in marriage. Sayidina [Umar] was his close friend, who married a daughter to him. How a man could marry off a daughter to Allah’s Messenger and was not of good character?
So, this advice is obligatory, and if in the past people were quite, now is the time to speak. This land cannot be where the Prophet’s Companions are abused. And no group in this land can be a law unto itself.
Ref. [2]. Hadith recorded by Bukhari on the authority of Abu Huraira.

However, the defence forces too need to be cautioned. Allah says “So whoever has assaulted you, then assault him in the same way that he has assaulted you. . . (a portion of Quran 2:194)”. [3]. There is no excuse for someone to abuse you verbally and you shoot him with a gun. There is a time for abuse; a time for sincerity; a time for imprisonment; a time for whipping; a time for tear-gas; a time for use of water-cannon; a time for rubber-bullets; a time for live-bullets; and a time for bombs. Use of live bullets is not for every occasion.

For that reason, we call on the government – despite the extreme provocation – to caution defence and security forces to be a little more patient [in such situations], so as to avoid loss of human lives. Spilling the blood of Muslims and non-Muslims alike is not good for any nation. However, there is no doubt that people have it fashionable to act in ways designed to cause a crisis for us all. And even the Messenger of Allah’s (SAW) Companions and his family members that they disrespect and abuse openly . . . that cannot be allowed. It can’t be allowed. And this is an order issued to District Heads.

If a District Head is not learned [in Islam], he should surround himself with scholars and seek their counsel. I wished that the governor was here, because we need cooperation from the government. If a hideous creed emerges, we expect that our opinions will inform timely measures. If that had been the case, all these problems would have been averted right from the start. We have seen Maitatsine, we have seen Boko Haram. Had scholars warned of the dangers of these ideologies in good time – before they gathered followers – things won’t have reached this stage. But [such groups] are allowed to gather strength . . . upon strength . . . upon strength, until efforts made to stop them cause a crisis.

Imam (Mawrati?), in “Alkhamus Sufaniyya”, said leadership should be based on scholarship, so that leaders should know the [Islamic] creed. That is the utmost. Once an ugly ideology is introduced to society, it forms the backbone for future crisis.

Therefore, preaching and sermons, whether by the Shiites, the Sunnis, or other religious orders and creeds . . . if they involve what we have discussed here . . . the preacher should be invited and advised to desist. He should be persuaded to stop. And should he disobey, he should be reported. But a man gathers followers and goes to a village, where he finds ignorant youths, indoctrinates them in his creed, and perhaps teaches them to make bombs, use firearms and handle knives. And the nation suffers a crisis.

So, this is an occasion for us to advise each other and cooperate, and to advise the government to have patience, and to realize that not all issues are settled with force or warrant killings. Some issues warrant arrests and prosecutions, and we hope for peaceful coexistence. Attention is now focused on this issue. Scholars, District Heads and Village Heads, we should know that these calamities afflicting us are the consequences of our actions, most especially our silence on the rights of the Companions of the Messenger of Allah (SAW). Therefore, in our repentance to Allah, and in seeking for His mercy, we should defend His rights and the rights of His Messenger. We Ahli Sunna, by God, we love the Ahlal Bait; we love Sayidina Ali; we love Sayidina Hassan, and Hussein; and we love Sayidina Fatima. But we also love Aisha; we love Khadija, and we love Hafsat. We love them all. They are all the same to us, and we will defend the rights of each one of them.

May Almighty Allah give us approval, protect our country and grant us peace. (Ameen, ameen from the audience). May Allah help His religion; and political leaders, may Allah give them the wisdom with which to sort out this [problem]. And these troubles from dangerous creeds, may Allah remedy them for us . . . bring them to an end. (Ameen, amen . . . from the audience). May Allah help our resolve to stand by the paths of the Ahli Sunnah that we inherited; and to defend them till the end of the world. (Ameen, from the audience). (Reads prayers . . .)

(Closing announcement by Sha’aban Ibrahim Sharada)
[End of audio].

Ref. [3]. Qur’an 2:194 (Surah Al-Baqarah) reads: “[Fighting in] the sacred month is for [aggression committed in] the sacred month, and for [all] violations, is legal retribution. So whoever has assaulted you, then assault him in the same way that he has assaulted you. And fear Allah and know that Allah is with those who fear Him”.

YorubaWoman:
[color=#808000]Ko foju si eko re, etan lo je nisu ngbigbona
O lo sidi re fun ibalopo aitojo loba ri oyun e, lo ba tun loseyun lo ba ri iku aitojo e.

Oniyeye.
Iwo lo para re
Won ko eti ikun si roba idabobo[/color]

Iya Yoruba of our time carry go

This one na end time ashawo

Na lie joor, here in Katsina we are still enjoying light of more than 16 hours in a day

sophietosyneabou:
2 b candid,d post isn't useless..it is jus to advice us females..expecially dose dat fall as victims..d post cn change a lyf 4 d better,its jus d bitter truth

Thank you for knowing the truth

De try

He try ooo

I wonder what will satisfy Nigerians. People were crying that Buhari should appoint fresh people instead of the known politicians especially people like Amechi n co. Now they're complaining Buhari didn't appoint Fashola Chief of Staff or Amaechi as SGF. Na wah ooo Na competence me I vote for ooo no be Yoruuba, Hausa or Igbo. Many times people coming from their region have failed the regions so I don't understand all the cries about federal character when those appointed in the past failed their people. A good example is Ogunlewe as Minister of Works who allowed almost all the roads in Lagos to collapse because of his fight with Tinubu. A recent example is Orubebe as Minister of Niger-Delta with little or nothing to show for it. Not to talk of Baba Iyabo that refused to do Otta roads .

EroticAngelina:
Like seriously!!!! FVCKING QUIT THE 'HOLY' ACT!!

He is nt asking u to do something bad. u guys are married. u should learn to please ur husband and stop pretending.
If u keep this 'I am too holy to do that' act, sex will become boring for u guys and he will start looking outsyd.

Buh if ur not comfortable with giving ur husband mouth action, no problem.

am looking for ur type to marry.

I support

greatestluv4all:
To my fellow muslim sister, your candid and honest opinion is required and even the brothers too.

I have two suitors, a muslim and a non muslim.

Both have asked for my hand in marriage and have met their respective families.

Here is the challenge

The muslim is married with kids and only willing to take me as his second wife.
We know every woman wants a man for her self alone.

The non muslim have told me I have to leave my religion, the parents even reiterated these on my last visit.

Both are gainfully employed and are serious about the proposal.

As a muslim sister, if you are in my shoe, what will you do?

Brothers, help a sister.

salam alayku. my sister
my advice is that pls Dont trade your deen for any man , we have so many unmarried youth out there who can engage u may Allah assist u

GeneralQuamdeen:
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Thanks

Married men, take note. Vocalizing the nice thoughts you have about your wife is a sure way to warm her heart and increase the love in your marriage.
Here are 10 compliments your wife is dying to hear.

1. “Thank you.”

Obviously, gratitude is always appreciated. But a flippant “thanks” sometimes doesn’t fly. After hours spent in the kitchen or a particularly trying day with the baby, some heartfelt appreciation is welcome. “I am so lucky. Thanks so much for being my wife,” goes a long, long way.

2. “You are beautiful.”

Guys, let’s face it. Sometimes your wife doesn’t look very pulled together. She doesn’t always feel desirable or pretty. In those moments, she especially needs to hear that you still think she’s cute. Even if you admire her nails, her eyes, or her quirky sense of humor — tell her that she is beautiful.

3. “You are an awesome mom.”

No mom does everything perfectly. Kids are a challenge. And all parents have their good and bad days. Even if she never wins “Mother of the year,” tell your wife what a tremendous job she does. If your children are fed, clean, dressed, nurtured, and content, your wife really is a terrific mom, and she deserves to hear it.

4. “(Fill in the blank) looks so clean.”

Maybe you wash the dishes and your wife scrubs the toilets. Whatever the division of household chores, always acknowledge a job well done. She’ll remember to sing your praises, too.

5. “You’re so good at your job.”

Whether your sweetheart is an attorney, a custodian or a full-time mom admire her work. Take an interest in what she does and praise her unique skills and talents.

6. “Your mom is cool.”

Maybe you don’t really think your mother-in-law is cool. Maybe you prefer the company of your wife’s brother or cousin, instead. Whatever the case, complimenting her family is always sweet. She probably loves her family, and it makes her feel good to know that you do, too.

7. “I like that shirt on you.”

Guys, your wife wants to know what you think she wears well. Giving her an unsolicited compliment on her skirt, jeans or sweater always helps in her clothing choices.

8. “I like it when you (fill in the blank).”

Maybe your wife’s peach cobbler, shoulder massages or belly laughs make you supremely happy. Let her know. Positively reinforce the things you love about your wife.

9. “You take such good care of our family.”

Notice the little things your wife takes care of (packing lunches, washing clothes, cutting hair). Let her know that you notice her efforts and tell her what they mean to you.

10. “I sure love you.”

Some husbands are adept at vocalizing those three little words. Others don’t express themselves, as well. Whether out loud or in a simple note, tell your wife that you love her — every day.

Keep in mind that you don’t have to go overboard. You don’t have to present a bouquet or flowery speech. But paying sincere, heartfelt compliments every now and then shows your wife that you love, appreciate and respect her.

With love everything is possible

Make your wife's day, every day, with these simple acts that will remind her of your love for her.

1. Tell her you love her

You must tell her you love her more than once per day, including when you leave and when you come home. Because texting is so popular, you can even text her; although telling her face-to-face is the most important and intimate.

2. Show her you love her

Of all the things you need to do every single day, this is perhaps the most vital. You can tell her all you want, but showing her is the sauna of everyday living. Showing, not telling, is the writer's mantra, and should be a husband's. Thousands of ways exist on how to show your wife you love her. Be creative — Every. Single Day.

3. Pick up after yourself

Nothing is less sexy than heaps of clothes, shoes, socks, candy wrappers, etc. lying everywhere. Surely you can spend the few minutes to put away your shoes, place your socks in the dirty clothes or even hang up your pants. It's just plain laziness to flop stuff on the floor or pile a zillion T-shirts on the chair next to your bed.

4. Clean around your sink

Yuck! One of the most unsanitary places in America today, aside from your computer keyboard, is your sink. Clean it every day and reach over and clean your spouse's. She will be pleasantly surprised and grateful.

5. Iron your own clothes

Try doing the ironing yourself. You would be surprised how relaxing — even therapeutic — it really is.

6. Write her a note

This could be the simplest one you do. It doesn't have to be anything fancy; just a note to let her know she is beautiful, or to have a good day. Put it in her pocket or out somewhere she can see it. Try a sticky note on the mirror in the bathroom.

7. Make the bed

Or at least help make the bed. It's always easier when two make the bed, and it takes just a few moments of your time. There is a certain something refreshing about a made bed.

8. Don't complain

Surely, you can refrain from complaining once per day — make it twice tomorrow. Complaining is a sign of pessimism.

9. Read to her

You may not be a reader, but reading something to her every day is sweet and intimate. It could be one of the comics from the daily paper, a Bible verse or two, or an incredible passage from the novel you are reading.

10. Brush your teeth

Freshness is a key to happiness.

11. Don't ask about what needs to be done

Having to ask shows you are non-observant. She probably has hinted and maybe even come right out and said, "Dear, would you do this?" Be observant; look around; listen to her.

12. Put the dishes in the dishwashe

There is no reason to leave them in the sink or on the table. If it's full, empty it.

13. Pull in the garage straight

Garage space is sacred space; so, make sure you pull in straight and on your own side. Encroaching on her spot is not cool. If her car is outside, go ahead and put hers away, too. It's one of those showing-you-love-her things.

14. Take care of the garbage

It's always your turn to take out the garbage — no questions asked.

15. Lock the doors and turn out the lights

At night, walk around the house, lock the doors and turn out the lights. Your spouse will feel safe and protected by you completing this task.

16. Hug her

Hugs in the morning. Hugs when you come home. Hugs when you go to bed. And make sure they aren't just a mere squeeze. Give her bear hugs.

17. Compliment her

Remind her how much you love that smile you fell in love with. There are lots of things you love about her, so remind her of them often.

18. Help with the dishes without being asked

Along with putting dishes into the dishwasher, help with dishes during cooking and after meals.

19. Make one of the meals

This may mean you have to learn how to cook something. But your efforts will be much appreciated when you have a delicious meal prepared for her.

20. Have an incredible conversation each day

In today's society, with so much technology, long work days, etc., we seldom have time for conversation. Your marriage will be strengthened if you take the time to actually talk to your wife every day.

Memorize this list, add to it and always remember two important words: "Yes, Dear."

U see now that the amnesty international report is true.

lilbazy:
I guess its because 80% of them are single...when y0u are ripe f0r marriage and still single,its makes you wanna go crazy sometimes

Seconded

DjHypno:
Nigerians sha... Few are rich, many are poor, but in the end we will all sleep in the same earth forever.

A good sermon from a talented man

MzzTega:
Yes

that's good u will find one then

MzzTega:
Very Romantic.
Each point is great!
I pray for that KIND of man that will do all this.

Amen. Can you do that too?

Rosemary216:
say u have changed!!

OK I have change