900warriorz:
my uncle saraki is going back to ganmo

hahaha u don't want him to stay in Ilorin again? are u from ganmo?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BOSS

Russia 0 - Sallah 2

anonymuz:
Where do they get that Nigerian camouflage from?

my brother no b Nigeria?

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Finally!

Fake Military Base Discovered In Benue State At A Place Called OPOKGU Town. This Is Where They Train Armed Robbers, Kidnapers & Other Criminals. These are militias killing people in the disguise of Fulani herdsmen.
Wailers and haters will die in shame soon. Up President Muhammadu Buhari. 2019 is real.

Our God is in the business of exposing them.

Congratulation sister u achieve a lot

writetopoker:
All I see is mass illiteracy

Is that a course�

She need husband nah, she is just advertising herself

Emblj:


8:45 p.m on Friday and 8:45p.m on Tuesday

Thanks

when is the match please?

Belafonte:
I change phones quite regularly, and I've currently got two; a main phone and a side phone for when the main decides to misbehave.

Ubunja, biko check ya mail.

U are three funny not two funny anymore

lilbest4:
My phone will never shout at me or expect me to value it more than my mom.
My phone has earned me more money than all the women I've met (excluding mom) can offer me

hmm true but pray for the best ones among women. Not all of them are bad

IAMSASHY:
wives treat your husbands the same way you treat yourselves during your menstrual period to have a happy home

Lol what kind of advice is that my sister

IAMSASHY:
wives treat your husbands the same way you treat yourselves during your menstrual period to have a happy home

lol sister what kind of advice is that?

ubunja:

do you know whats tiring about all this advice?
its always MEN DO THIS, MEN DO THAT, MEN DO THIS, MEN DO THAT, its tiring.men are tired of being always the problem. always being the ones to please.always the ones needing advice.are women angels??that they dont need advice? we are TIRED!!!!!!!!!!
thats why men are choosing sex dolls. they are T I R E D ....

Hahaha funny bro's but they are human being as well let respect them so that they can reciprocate u know

ubunja:
take your vagina worshipping attitude and jump off a cliff.
in my home my happiness comes first. i pay the bills, i buy the food forget about happy wife happy life.thats only for fools.in my home a woman is a visitor.if she dont make me feel like i king i NEXT her.so many young tender gals desperate for marriage for me and my money to bend a knee to a woman.
sorry forget and die.in your dreams.

Hmm bro's is just an advice

jhydebaba:
Not true joor.
I cant handle my wife the way I handle my phone.

So, I will lend out my wife to my friends the way I use to lend my phone to them to play games abi Kojo!

Or will I beat my wife the way my son use to beat talking tom on my phone

lol I don't say u should lend her out but take care of her as we always do with our phone

jhydebaba:
Not true joor.
I cant handle my wife the way I handle my phone.

So, I will lend out my wife to my friends the way I use to lend my phone to them to play games abi Kojo!

Or will I beat my wife the way my son use to beat talking tom on my phone

lol I don't say u should lend her out but take care of her as we always do with our phone

ANY MAN THAT CAN HANDLE HIS PHONE WELL, CAN HANDLE HIS WIFE BEST.
1)You are always scared to stay away from your phone for just a day. Let your wife also see that you don't want to stay away from her even if it's for a day.

2) You hate to see your phone stay without money (airtime). You should also hate to see your wife stay without money.

3)Because you are so used to your phone, you sometimes prefer it to a new one no matter how sophisticated is the new. Value your wife above any woman out there, no matter how good looking she is.

4) You are always happy when your phone battery is full and strong, and even when it is running down you don't hesitate to charge it. Your wife sometimes becomes physically weak by ensuring everything goes well in the house. Keep her strong emotionally by your kind words and assist with the house chores where necessary; by doing this you would make her full of energy to face what lies ahead.

5) You feel terrible whenever your phone slips from your hand to the ground. Feel same whenever anything hurts your wife.

6) Whenever you are using your phone to make a serious call, you always want to stay away from distractions. Treat your wife the same way when discussing serious issues.

7) Your phone contains so much inside; your contacts, codes, memorable pictures etc, hence the value you place on it. Your wife has some treasures hidden in her, please value her.

Sometimes when the outer casing of your phone fades, you feel embarrass to hold it in public. Always ensure your wife looks good wherever she goes, remember, she is said to be the glory of the man.

9) Whenever your phone has a problem, you become unavailable to your callers. Let your wife's problems make you unavailable to anything needing your attention, until she is alright.

10) You feel uncomfortable when your phone mouthpiece is having a problem. Let it also disturb you when your wife couldn't get what you are saying, then look for a better way to fix it until she can clearly understand what you are saying. The same applies to your earpiece; make sure you always remove anything that will block your ears from hearing and listening to her.

11) Like you use your phone to browse the internet, interact with friends from different social networks. Let your wife also become a platform for your social interaction with family and friends. Also there are so many resources in your wife that you never knew of, just be humble enough and browse through, you'll be surprise that your wife knows so much, it's just like your phone, how you don't know everything it can do.

Let us endeavour to give better service to our wives.

madridguy:
Wa alaykum Salaam

How are you, I have missed ur number again

madridguy:
Sai Baba

Salam alaykun brother

madridguy:
Sai Baba

Salam alaykun brother

First, they produced pornographic videos to destroy the psyche of young men and women and turn them into perverts and rapists.

Then, they introduced it into movies, both local and international and called it "soft porn". There's hardly a movie that does not include sex scenes.

Then, they shot music videos featuring naked young girls dancing provocatively with their male counterparts, and, in some occasions with some scenes of real sex.

Then, they established strip clubs where young girls appear naked on stage, swinging and twisting her body provocatively to keep her viewers turned on for sex.

Then, they manufactured vibrators and dildos to keep young women perpetually in sexual activities with these objects and to inculcate them with the satanic philosophy of "We no longer need men to attain sexual gratification."

Now, they have also produced sex dolls to turn young and foolish men into perverts sleeping with plastic objects and to also instill in them the thought that "We don't necessarily need women to enjoy sex".

Soon, marriage will become an abandoned institution and prostitution and rape will be on the rise.

Gradually, our world is treading the path to self-destruction. We are on a perilous path to perdition.

We are moving towards that time when the Rosuul said, "50 women will be looked after by one man."

May Allaah rectify our affairs.
AAMEEN

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dingbang:
Lol time table for sex



Very crazy...


Put it on one of the working days.. So he really gets thinking of his wife while at work instead of getting swayed by those girls..

I tell you he will rush home after closing from office lol

Preshob:

Everything you listed just bares down to sex
It's not always about sex op

Is true my brother but we cannot rule sex out of relationship u know

Veraatabeh:
If u do all these he will still cheat, once dog is always a dog

Do your own and leave the rest to God

dingbang:
They dont nag

And they need to know

dingbang:
They dont nag

And they need to know

16 SEXUAL SECRETS OF WOMEN THAT WANT TO SNATCH YOUR HUSBAND

Lots of women are losing their husbands to strange women out there and most women are yet to know what these men really see in these women that make them to get glued to them despite the facts that they know that these women are more expensive and most are full of sexual transmitted diseases.

Hi wives, you need to know the sexual secrets of these faceless women, sorry they are better than you in the bed, you need to step up to match up with them and beat them in their dirty games. Take your time to read this and get your husband back, these are their secrets:

1) THEY UNDERSTAND THE SEXUAL WEAKNESS OF MEN:
They understand that one of the weaknesses of most men is sex and they make good use of this. Wives are careless about this, instead of using sex to create intimacy with their husbands; they use it to create animosity, anger, bitterness between them and their husbands.

WHAT TO DO:
Use sex as a tool of love to create intimacy in your marriage, don’t use sex to destroy your marriage, use it to build it. Umm's build ur marriage.

2) THEY KISS LIKE MAD:
In a report, most married men reported that their wives hate kissing; they said it is difficult to get a decent kiss from their wives. Strange women are experts in this area they use kissing as a weapon.

WHAT TO DO:
Don’t turn kissing to wresting in your marriage, stop been local. Kiss your husband even when he is not expecting it. Umm's start work.

3) THEY USE KILLER UNDERWEAR:
A man said he hates to see his wife in panties because according to him, she always looks like a wrestler. Lots of wives are like this, they are fond of wearing pants whose colors are different from their bras, looking like a rainbow, with dirty pants, outdated underwear, bra that looks like tarpaulin, wearing of boxers that is meant for men, wearing of knickers and tying of wrapper to bed. Strange women are creative in this regard they are fond of using neat, sexy panties and bra. They always balance colors under there.

WHAT TO DO:
Wives wake up, fashion starts form under, not from head gear or rope sieve bag, the real fashion is looking sexy when you UnCloth before your husband. Umm's don't be a dormant partner.

4) THEY USE KILLER NIGHTIE:
Strange women not only wear sexy underwear, they also wear killer nighties. While wives dress to bed and look like a soldier in bed, strange women dress to capture the man even before getting to bed.

WHAT TO DO:
When you are going out dress up, when you are going to bed dress down. Dress to capture the imagination of your husband, get very sexy, nasty nightie for your husband’s eyes only. Men are moved by what they see, let your husband she the angel in you. Umm's wise up.

5) THEY SEE SEX AS A SERIOUS BUSINESS:
You see it as a chore, you see it as dirty, you even wish it is removed from marriage, it never cross your mind. But for these strange ladies, they seemed sex as a serious business and do everything to keep their clients and customers. They use all marketing strategies, branding, product, packaging, marketing and advertisement.

WHAT TO DO:
Begin to see sex as a serious business, rebrand yourself, repackage yourself because you are the real product to ur husband only.

6) THEY TREAT SEX AS FOOD OF MEN:
Wives are fond of saying “Is it food?” What a foolish statement! It’s not food, it’s more than that, in fact the it is the best thing to a man. Strange women’s are aware of the fact that men see sex as food and they serve it hot and better

WHAT TO DO:
Get into the fray, treat it as the food of your husband. Serve it better than before, never say, “is it food?” again in your life, it is more than that

7) SEX IS IN THEIR MIND: Babies, house cleaning, cooking, nd washing are in the mind of wives; sex is never in their minds, they never think of it, but away women put it in their mind and their body is ready no wonder they hardly look tired for it.

WHAT TO DO:
At least two or three time a week, put sex in your to-do list, put it in your mind and see how your marriage turns to be

THEY PLAN FOR SEX: Strange women plan for sex the way you plan for your cooking; they look forward to it and carry their catch along in their plans.

WHAT TO DO:
Plan for sex in your marriage; don’t make it your husband’s affairs to plan for sex in your marriage. Let it be part of your schedule.

9) THEY SET TABLE FOR SEX: Strange women do set table for great sex, blue light, candle light, perfumed bed, velvet bed sheet, sexy outlook, slippery fingers. Do you still wonder why men are running to them?

WHAT TO DO:
Begin to set table for sex in your marriage, be creative, surprise your husband with sexy outlook when he arrives from work. Children are already in bed, you look “Smatching”, the whole house look romantic, soft music, dinner with candle light, Hug by the door and kiss on the lips. Who says your husband will not rush home tomorrow.

10) THEY ARE VERY ROMANTIC:
Romance is a strange thing to some women, the away women don’t joke about it, they are experts in this. Whole lots of wives are romantically bankrupt but strange women are professional in it. Men loves romantic women and strange women know this.

WHAT TO DO:
become romantic, marriage is a love affair, don’t allow motherhood and wifehood destroy your girlish instinct. Be romantic.

11) THEY FLIRT WITH THEIR MEN:
Strange women are not only romantic, they are flirty. they give “come and do” eye contact, if you sit with them on a table they make sure their legs touch yours, they put hands on men’s shoulders and touch men’s Legs as they discus. They greet men with a good smile, they laugh excessively to be men’s dry jokes. All these signal immoral men understand perfectly and they quickly go for them.

WORK TO DO:
Get flirty with your husband, hold his hands in the public, place your head on him when in a bus, touch his legs as you talk, sit close to him and sure make your body touches his own, hold him longer when hugging, he is your husband girl, get flirty with him.

12) THE ARE SEDUCTIVE: Strange women are not only romantic they are flirty, they are not only flirty they are seductive. They dress seductively, expose their cleavages, show their panties, wear very tight cloths that shows their pant lines and curves, open their Laps for careless men to see what is there. This is what your husband face daily, though he may not get home to tell you what girls in the office are doing to him, you need to know this and get it right at home, with right and what I call holy seduction. This I mean you counter them by seducing your husband regularly, this may keep him to you.

WORK TO DO:
Get seductive with your husband; stop pretending that you hate sex. Work round the house half naked when you are alone with him, bath with bathroom door open when alone with him, go ahead win your husband spirit soul and body.

13) THEY MAKE GREAT USE OF PERFUME:
Strange women use expensive perfumes, they smell nice to attract men . make sure it's within the four corner of your house where there is no non mahram. I warn u.

WORK TO DO: Make sure you smell nice too, men’s sense of smell is very good, take advantage of this, capture your husband.

14) THEY MAKE MEN FEEL WANTED:
Strange Women do make men feel wanted, honored and welcome by their attitude, cooperation and involvement in the bedroom. The opposite is the case with wives; they make men look foolish for asking for sex, they make their husbands fight or struggle for it, what a mistake!

WHAT TO DO:
Treat your husband with honor, let him feel wanted, accepted and loved. If he touches you encourage him and touch him too

15) THEY USE THEIR BREASTS TO THE MAXIMUM:
Most wives are fond of fighting their husbands for touching their breast, but strange women will never do that, they make good use of this to capture men, they know that most men can be captured by women’s breast, so they dress to show cleavage, half of their breast, they wear clothing that shows their nipples, they go for breast enhancement, they go out bra less, you see the women that are after your husband are very desperate, you can’t afford to be careless.

WHAT TO DO:
Don’t ever fight your husband again for touching your breast, it is not for the baby, the baby is a tenant, it’s for the Daddy, it is not for decoration, make use of it to keep your husband.

16) THEY COOK GREAT MEALS:
Strange women also know how to cook great meal for men before sleeping with them. They know that men love food and if a man loves your food he is likely going to like your body.

WHAT TO DO:
Never commit your husband meals in to thec hands of your maids; you will likely regret this later. Be a great cook if you don’t want to cook your marriage.

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