₦airaland Forum

Bujumbura:
Are you scared of Southern Unity?

Nope!

Must you guys down south demonize the north before you make your point?
Can't we have a united Nigeria irrespective of one's region?
Don't you all know to the politicians they don't care about this dichotomy? They only bring regionalism, tribalism or religion only when it suits them.
You guys need to wake up. btw your southern corporation will never work if its basis is only meant to spite the north, but good luck with that.

Nice job @Biafraudexposed! FB has finally agreed with your evidences.

HML to the newly weds. May Allah albarkate the union.

What about the processor, that's the main thing behind a smart electronic. btw most of these specifications do not beat my z10 of 3 years.
Well will be buying android soon due to the whatsapp thing, but I think it's still gotta be a BB.

madridguy:
Sai Baba won't give out Zahra to a Non-Muslim. Tonye can't stand my way, my greatest fear is Gov. El-Rufai

Lolz! Don't be surprised Tonye converts to Islam, then you'd have a serious competition.

MinorityTribe1:
This is the president daughter. Unlike the uneducated and improvised North it is unlikely that she is being forced into the marriage and she still agree to be the 4th wife? A whole president daughter being the 4th wife of one half dead man? I don't understand the North anymore, Both the rich and the poor.

Lol!
You don't understand because you didn't make an honest attempt to. From your comment it's obvious you believed the stereotype that only the poor uneducated practice or are forced to practice polygamy, then this crumbled that belief.
Well, like it or not polygamy (and marriage in general) is matter of choice and agreement. If the first wife doesn't agree she has an option of opting out of the union, not to talk of the new wife.
And most importantly NOBODY Can force a woman to marry whom she doesn't like, not even her parents. If they try the court is there to defend her.
Have a nice day.

asha80:
these pics say otherwise

Am only replying you because you seem intelligent enough to use data to make your point. But the question is does that statistics take into account the fact that those Almajiris could read and right in Arabic?
Nevertheless I never claimed there are more literate people in the North than south in 2015.
So Peace.

Lilimax:
Good!
But I hope this will stop the Almanjiri boys from carrying plastic plates upandan
So much illiteracy up north

Lol! The ignorance of your likes marvels me sometimes. FYI those Almajiris you are seeing can actually read and write which is what literacy means hundred percent.
Note am not saying that system shouldn't be changed and improved, but we are proud of our heritage and history. I myself I am once an Almajiri.
We had schools, courts and police when the colonial people met us, unlike your people who were killing twins, cannibalizing, and moving around unclad.

And next they will be fighting Hijab with all their energy. Bunch of hypocrites!

When a fool comfortably believes his delusion there's nothing you can do to change that.
So let them continue their mantra "Hausa-Fulani ruled Nigeria for 41 years, they think they are born to rule..... bla bla bla"

Lol And the dude had to copy PMB dressing just to make himself fell special, like a fake president.

I'd forgive if it "corrects" non-English words to English but replacing an English word with another inappropriate English world is just unforgivable!
I remember the most annoying one I typed "Love" and it replaced it with something stupid! I was furious that day!

Lol! The best treatment for Kanu is to be kept awaiting trial in prison for the rest of his life.

Sweetguy25:
You are Hausa.
Case closed....

What do you mean?

CHIJIOKE1314:
Who wants to return to the Zoo to continue this cycle of stupidity..

Excellent move teachers..

Would you say the same thing if you sponsor your girlfriend to study with monthly allowance, and at the end she dumps you?
It's un-Islamic to relegate on one's promise. The Lear moral thing they should have done was to resign.

I blame the citizens for their current predicament, same with Syria and Egypt.

Lol 5 cows in Ekiti state custody awaiting settlement of fine, I thought they are supposed to be used for stomach infrastructure. Anyway Fayose shouldn't use lives of Ekitis to play his ego game.

AreaFada2:
Amen o.

That anything can happen if car owner is too stunned to obey their demands speedily is what scares me. I witnessed a live car theft as a schoolboy. Just walking from school when they accosted a Benz 230 owner who just alighted from his car to enter a carpenter's workshop.

It was like a film and over in about 90 seconds.

Hmmm well if they are not assassins and you don't attempt anything stupid it's highly unlikely that they harm you.
"Please don't kill me, I will do everything you say"

AreaFada2:
Ok. But I am more scared of armed guys doing it at gunpoint.

A relative had a scary experience once, though with a Merc ML.

True. But one irony I discover after my car theft episode is that gun point car snatchers are easier to be caught because most are armed robbers not professional car thieves. They don't usually have the plan and expertise of how to 'push' the vehicle.
But if you parked it and come to see empty space, my brother chances of finding it are extremely slim! A police detective told me this.
They already have a buyer/dealer who will transform the vehicle and sell it. all they need to do is get it to the garage.
May God protect us.

AreaFada2:
Hmmmm.

Why is Honda easier?

I thought Honda was more popular in the North & almost everyone wants Toyota in the South.

The ignition of 4th generation and below Honda vehicles is very easy to open with any type of key.
Yes Honda is very popular in the North, in fact it's 6 out of every 10 cars are Honda up here. I guess it has to do with long regional favorites, some cars a re popular in some regions and vice versa.

AreaFada2:
Ol' boy. The main reason I fear use of Toyota cars in 9ja. Thieves & Toyota are like 5 & 6. Only Zuma pic missing here.

Lol! It's true sha but Honda is the easiest to steal. Toyota is a high target because of its second hand value.

Chai! That fine ride. One day for the thief.... Meanwhile my stolen Carina E is now history.

DAVECENA:
Northern Nigeria?Yet we say the north is backward

Yeah, because you don't know history.

Cutehector:
lol mchew. By that time buhari won't be president! And no one will give a hoot.

By 2023 She will be more than 30, I doubt she will be that old before settling for one of her suitors.

Thank God its not Zahra's, yet. Zahra's wedding will be outta this world. We no go hear word.
To many guys above me, it's spelt happy married life!
You are welcome.

Also at gas stations phones are totally safe.

DAVECENA:
So the Portuguese were this powerful...Now little or nothing left of them......

Lol You should know the Portuguese brought Cassava to Nigeria. Wonder what was the main food of southern Nigeria before then.

DAVECENA:
No it doesn't... Just meant civilization took root there before Nigeria.

So you call slave acquisition outpost civilization? Mind you around that time we had schools, courts and police in Northern Nigeria.

Wait! So Sango too is a god of Thunder right? That means his other name is Amadioha.
Chai Ok continue.

TonyeBarcanista:
The party planning committee are yet to decide

Lol! Hope they wont come out inconclusive. Happy Birthday Boss!
I respect you a lot because despite your political leaning, you don't support corruption. Which is why some see you as compromised. But keep it up.

femi4:
What are you saying? I m not even referring to IDPs, the Church has done so much and still doing more.

I know you ll be blinded to graded roads, Prison visitation, motherless home visitation, missionaries etc

Am not saying they don't do such things, they do, a lot! and may the Almighty reward them.
But what am saying is if you take the total amount of tithes paid by Nigerians more than half is used by the pastors to buy cars, jets mansions some even celebrate birthdays on yatches.