₦airaland Forum

Argument: a discussion that occurs when u are right, but the other just hasn't realised yet
2)Boss:someone who is early when u are late, and late when you are early or one who is right when u are wrong and right when u are right.
3)Beauty:the power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
4)Cannibal:someone who is fed up with people
5)Chicken:the only animal u eat before it is born and after it is dead
6)Committee:a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
7)Celebrity:one who is known by many people he is glad he didn't know
Conclusion:what u reach, when u are tired of thinking
9)Courage:the fear of being thought a coward or the judgement that something is more important than fear
10)Destiny:a tyrant's excuse authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure
11)Doctor:a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills u with his bills
12)Foreign aid:money transferred from poor people in rich countries, to rich people in poor countries
13)Grandparents:People who think your children are wonderful even though the are sure you are not raising them right
14)Economist:a person who professes to know more about money than the people who have it
15)Goodluck: probability translated into great fortune, example Gej=shoeless boy into president
16)Cigarette:tobacoo rolled in a paper with a fire at one end and a fool on the other end
17)Justice: a decision in your favour.
18)Etc. abbrev. :a sign to make others believe that you know more than u actually do
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[quote author=Mr.Uzo]So what does the moderfuckers want??[/quote]who let this dog out?

And Jesus wept

babaskool: ABEG SEUN OR ANY MODERATOR SHOULD PLEASE TAKE MY BREAKING NEWS ON BOKO HARAM TO THE FRONT PAGE ABEG https://www.nairaland.com/1253824/breaking-news-boko-haram-rejects

na by force?

Why am commenting sef?

eaglechild: Is it right to have children outside wedlock?
What are such children called?

orphan

Imprida: Congrate paul mine favourite psquare.

Operation kill english

[quote author=Okija_juju]So Benue is still existing as a State in Nigeria?!

The Last News out of that State was that they all had HIV.. [/quote]you again, #bring me that rope before he escapes again

in europe there are many countries with a population of less than 500,000 people, in nigeria there is no state with a population of less than 1million, its high time all states declare their self a country, put perimeter fencing round it borders, use the resources within its vicinity to feed it citizens and deport the fulanis to somalia,One nigeria is a mistake, Even Lord lugard knew it,that's why he allowed his wife to name us so

Guys please na amnesty dem wan give them abi na am nasty?

.My favourite alcoholic drink is hot drink mixed with marijunua which is called combine,while my favourite non alcoholic drink is garri

momodub: waitin to invest

Me too I'm waiting to invest.

[quote author=Okija_juju]I blame APC and Boko Haram... [/quote]I blame nairaland for not checking your mental status before accepting your registration

I agree with u Okupe, but for saying this u could be their next victim oh

According to the english dictionary, tribalism is1. The organization,
culture, or beliefs of a
tribe.
Or A strong feeling of
identity with and loyalty
to one's tribe or group.

But here in nairaland, it seems that tribalism or being a tribalist has a different meaning.
For not agreeing with some guys here that ojukwu was a hero,the will term u a tribalist, calling u names like Yoruba people, yaribas etc, forgetting that not all of us who disagree with them are yorubas.
Just today a topic about Sam Omatseye an editor with the nation newspaper, who said that Wole Soyinka is better than the late Chinua achebe,is moving to 20 pages with many posters insulting the messenger rather than the message.
There is a saying that one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter, your hero may be my villain and vice versa, your genius may be my mumu and vice versa.
Is not everybody that will always agree with you, we think differently, its high time we start respecting other people's opinion which is contrary to ours.

After killing thousands, turning many wives into widows, and many children into orphans, u want to receive amnesty #na god go punish all of una and una sponsors

lucenzo: "and lead us not into temptation but deliver from evil..."

For thine is the yanshdom, the toto and the condom, forever and ever more

.

It hurts Mr West to realise that with your 100million dollars networth, a guy who is worth a few thousands phucked your baby mama kim first #sorry mr west

I eat 300naira food but am more healthy than she who eats 1billion naira food #thank u Lord

Jesuspikin87: LUKAKU!!!!!!!!!You Better Beat Arsenal for Us.
#CFC....KTBFFH!

the lukaku were una been reject abi?

People dying
Others Living
People Laughing
Others Crying
People Eating
Others Hungry
People Working
Others Jobless
#So much inequality on this earth

Guys, abeg make una help me answer dis question, i have just a drivers license and my house rent receipt, please will it be accepted if i go to get the africard ?

eriegua83: Nonsense;where is ABACHA,BABANGIDA, OBASANJO,IBORI,LUCKY IGBINEDION and all our POLITHIEVIANS.

If u know how much 1billion dollars when exchanged equals in naira, u will not be making the above statement

I saw one oluwaseun among them i hope say no be our oga at the top be dat oh?