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eating more of garri and less of indomie noodles
use molue instead of taxi for transport.
Use a nokia torchlight phone, instead of bb and androids afterall na calling and receiving calls were all of them dey do
Forget girlfriends ashawo charge less for sex with no strings attached

e be like say u be jjc for this country oh, u no sabi say winner no dey emerge for naija promos?

.Naija guy were worth even 50million naira were no reach even 1million dollars, go dey even fly first class, drive latest murano jeep or infinity, chop till him body fat him head follow fat join, even get bodyguard with police escort join, not to talk of if him get 3.5billion dollars

protect your self with african magic, always eat 2 cups of garri every morning before u drive your car to work if u do this everyday i bet u no armed robber or car snatcher will come near your car

.RIP sir, in honour of your name i promise not to write first to comment till the end of this week

aminho: Am wondering how it became frontpage. Material!!!next it will bw Atiku donates .million to uncle seun

And frontpage materials to you
are
tonto dike eating corn in amsterdam
2)Omotola's eating fufu in Agege abi?

Soso990240: Who's foolin who?..givin bk 2 d masses u stole frm..get lost joor

and how much were obasanjo your grandfather don give back?

Rip goldie, i'm sorry i couldn't watch your condolence video becos am using etisalat free mb

na him old like that, una sure say this man been be her husband or sugar daddy

All of una were the say na ghost una be novice, na witch press that guy,i'm talking from experience, dey always pray b4 u sleep

ihedioramma: LOVE HER MORE DAN U DO BEFOR . SHE WANT THE BEST FOR U.AND DONT WANT U TO GO INTO THE WORLD LIKE THAT.BECAREFUL SHE IS A GOOD MOTHER BUY DOYING THAT TO U.

you gbagauned it

their own na play, my village hunters dey even kill lion drink him blood

oddy4real: Oya, dis is an avebue to yab GEJ. Start!

english don suffer

Legit1: How can a non-elected government official have more authority over one who was elected?

Is this a democracy at all?

guy this isn't a democracy, its Themarecrazy

Moukafoam: Yawn! Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† did miss?

you know she is a fool when she quotes a whole topic, just to yawn in reply, and to add insult to injury with bad grammar

.PDP is my party i shall not
want,he makes me to lie
down in aso rock
mansion,he leads me to
the post of president,he
restoreth my shoe ,he
leads me in the paths of
lootingness for his names
sake.
Yea Though i walk
through the roads of
borno state,i shall fear no
evil,for soldiers and
policemen are with
me,their guns and their
bombs the comfort me
The prepared a bank
account before me,in the
presence of my
enemies,the anoint my
account with bribes,my
balance runs over
Surely Patience and her
english shall follow me,all
the days of my life,and i
shall dwell in my house in
bayelsa forever and ever
Amen.

.Nigerians die every day due to bad roads but the op never write open letter give Presidency
Nepa dey take light every 30 minutes but the op never write open letter give phcn
Our judges are taking bribe and setting corrupt politcians free but the op never write open letter give National judicial council
#make we solve our problems first before trying to tell others how to solve their's

guy betting is a risky venture,forget system or trends i lost about 200usd to bookmakers, please if u want to risk it join me, remember its not a get rich quick scheme, the chance of losing your money is higher than your chance of winning,
#my experience

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Amaaskia: Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *not interested* :p .

mbok ama ku yad esit ke nki dioho ke ke ado ayen akwa ibom nteh mi, mo kop

ezedolar: How does it change the fact that Arsenal will go trophless again this season

how does it change the fact that chelsea too will follow us to be trophyless this season too

so because the headmaster visit those ashawos for their hotel it must make frontpage abi?

Amaaskia: Pls don't generalise this biko, say some girls. 0_o ishie man!

And u are among the 'some girls'

10)Girls Kitty=the thing the smell die, guys please stop sucking it or else you may die young of toto cancer

Our sunday school topic today was Did God create garri?

that pastor is doing his business today by preaching and collecting tithes, seun too is also doing his business by posting it here and getting views and adverts, me and u are the only losers here, ask yourself after reading this, 'what is my gain?

Im even worth more than seun but i wasn't featured,that list is fake
Ebamma Mmamma networth= 5milliondollars
Occupation =garri producer, retailer, whosaler, and chopper