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when my mates were busy playing football my parents told me that they were useless and that education was the best way out of poverty and i believed them, now armed with a Bsc i'm driving truck for dangote while my useless area guys are earning millions through football #You lied to me dad.

Revolva: What is a floating school used for...again

Another yaba left, escapee,

I know one day u will take me
But please wait first make i drive my dream car, first
I never even buy jet abeg oga death give me time first, i know u be bad man if u can take people who can afford to eat good food, then me were dey eat only garri is nothing before u,
I almost forgot am still living in face me i face you here in agege,abeg Alhaji Death wait first make i build my dream house for lekki, If i been ever insult you before i beg for your forgiveness, please just give me this one more chance, please i beg of u

Oh goldie i wanted to take u to paris but due to this crisis i'm crying in prices although i love u like pisces but God loves u more than mices,rest in peace in rices,
From Ebamma Your Gateman

guys that guy is a scammer, transact business with him at your own risk, a word is enough for the wise

that emmanuel awaritefe guy is a bloody scammer, he also scammed me last year using the gtb account number, the people supporting him here are either his cronies or he himself
i even opened a topic here last year about him see link below
www.nairaland.com/1038640/beware-emmanuel-ahwarifete

Na now were i dey plan to start my own kidnapping business na him dem come enact this kind law, Its not fair oh

dopeJemi: Smh! So wah makes u Fink err'body is staying wiv deir partners.. Don't be so obsessed wiv dis vaLentine n Let peopLe sLeep and wake up.. Its 2 earLy 4 gifts exchange

speak for yourself young man

It seems the mods here are working hand in hand with scammers, while useless topics are taken to the frontpage, topics about scammers dont always make it to frontpage

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.This is what happens in such schools:
Teacher:akpan
differentiate between an
enterprise an a market
Akpan: Sir,enterprise is a
place were somebody can
enter and price how much
the are selling something
while a market is place
were him go go buy am
after him don enter price
am finish

crackhaus: Guy chelsea get match today

another yaba left escapee guy how u take come reach here?

Swim at your own risk the mammy water told her and she did,may her gentle soul rest in peace,

Beware Of Emmanuel
Ahwarifete
by ebamma(m): 8:18pm
On Sep 04, 2012
i was i need of 20dollars lr
and the above guy
contacted me that he had
one for sell,we agreed
that i will transfer 1500
naira to his account and
he will credit my lr
account with the
20dollars and after i will
complete his remaining
balance of 1900
naira.After sending the
1500 naira to him,i then
waited for him to credit
my account but to no
avail. I tried calling him
but his phone was
switched off.Please guys
beware of this guy,Dude's
a scammer.
He scammed me too last year i even opened the above topic here about him

Another PDP mouthpiece don join us, thanks for the epistle,which level u dey u be thieving priest or thieving politician?

welcome to my sex room by trey songz ft ludacris

u been dey use the car carry sand, abi u been dey use am carry firewood for people?,
your mate dey lose better jeep to armed robbers them no shake,na this molue were u come dey gyrate about

.How To Make Nairaland Frontpage
1)open a thread about tonto dike
2)open a thread about Jim ikye or any other actor eating food
3)bribe or befriend a mod
4)open a thread about valentine
This ebooks are almost running out, contact me if you are interested in making frontpage,the poster above just bought one if he can achieve it u can achieve it too

All na wash, after an exchange of ghana must go bags we no go hear this story again

that my senior brother femi advert is very silly, imagine my senior brother coming to the village to visit me only to give me a ticket to go and drink guinness i for shun am

adora4u1: I'm no fan of Kim's but this Kris is just pathetic! Just goes to show HE married HER cos of money and fame. Now, I know why she divorced him after 72 days! I would have divorced him after 2 days!

u no shut up dia, wetin ashawo money fit buy for pesin were be nba player

the mods are to be blamed

Dear nigerian women una where wan make we follow do house work dey craze, una sabi how we dey suffer to make money to feed una and buy una blackberries,
Some of us are being insulted by our bosses everyday, but we have no choice cos we need the salary to feed una and buy una brazilian hair,
Wetin be una work sef, una dey spend una day gossipping and lazying about,some of una sef no sabi cook better food where we fit chop enjoy sef, na so so salt the full una soup,
If una want make we dey do the house chores then una must start working and become the breadwinners of the family, she who has ear let her hear

Mstchew As if una go die if una no celebrate valentine

Mstchew As if its the coming of christ that we have all be waiting for or
Is the nepa light that will be improving soon

.Who them wan deceive na suprise birthday party them do for am, them fly am all the way to usa, something were she don already plan finish una come dey say suprise party abeg change that headline jare

2012/2013 Examination
Answer All question
1)The full meaning of MTN
is (a)milking those
nigerians (b)mumu them
nigerians (c)maga them
nigerians (d)all of the
above
(2)As fast as usain Bolt,as
dangerous as
bokoharam,as illiterate as
patience jonathan,as
clueless as (a) goodluck
jonathan (b)pastor bakare
(c) nasir el-rufai
(3)president jonathan
went to jamaica to (a)
dance reggae (b)smoke
jamaican marijuana (c)to
find a second wife (d)all of
the above
4)Pastor T B Joshua
always prophesies (a)after
the deed has been done
(b)before the deed has
been done (c)as the deed
is being done
(5)Only in Nigeria (a)will a
fisherman's son become
president (b)will your
girlfriend demand a
blackberry before sex (c)
will a corrupt politician be
given chieftaincy titles (d)
all of the above
(6)If you impregnant a
nigerian soldier's
daughter (a)run for your
life (b)go and claim the
baby (c)go and give
testimony in the church
(7)If Mikel obi is 23yrs
how old am i (a)67yrs (b)
75yrs (c)89yrs
( I am something i sleep in
the day and work in the
night what am i (a)
LovePeddler (b)a armed
robber (c) a witch (d)all of
the above
(9)The term maga don
pay is associated with (a)
naija politicians (b) mtn (c)
yahoo yahoo boys (d) all
of the above
10)The chance of a
nigerian politician going
to heaven is (a)100
percent (b)30 percent (c)
no percent
11)The term islam is a
religion of peace is an
irony true or false

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It doesn't have a happy ending na. [/color]

and what were u expecting albino?