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Wetin concern us for dis mata?

After may D's new car picture was uploaded on nairaland's frontpage,i was suprised that the fuel i bought yesterday for 120 naira per litre was now selling for 60 naira per litre

Today is a make or break day for me,im going for Barca,chelsea,bayern and man united to win,if them fucck up im broke,Please if u no get mind no follow this picks oh,na my own risk be dis

This etisalat na real yeye people now na nigerian idol dem dey sponsor small time e go be nigerian oracle,maybe the next one go be nigerian babalawo

Apple sue Samsung
Samsung sue Apple
Nokia sues Apple
Apple sues Nokia
Tecno sues Apple
Apple sues Tecno
Blackberry sues Apple
Apple sues Blackberry
Sony Erickson sues Apple
Apple sues Sony Erickson
Motorola sues Apple
Apple sues Motorola
I don tire for dis apple lawsuits sef

Finally the are honouring my father,Everybody says that my father was a bad man but one day the will all realize that My father was better leader than obasanjo and ibb

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Ever seen a movie advert and u're like 'omg i have to see this' or pple around you keep goin 'that movie too make sense' only for you to see it and realise u just wasted about 2hrs of your precious time watching bullshit? Here's some of the movies i've watched and feel they weren't worth the trouble.
1. Hunger games(totally boring)
2. Bourne Ultimatum(wtf was that about?!)
3. Total Recall(Kate Beckinsale was badass buh i dnt think Colin Farel was such a good choice)
4. Underworld 4(not as good as d previous).
This is but to mention a few. What ae urs??[/quote]Please remove Bourne ultimatum from that list

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bookmakers don chop us 2day but wahala no dey,by God's grace we go recover our losses wit 2moros champions league games

akthedream: Henry Okah,one of the Christain Terrorist.He must not be freed o.

Are you always this foolish?

Our Jona who art in Aso
Rock,Clueless is thy
Name,thy Income
come,let your Cassava
bread be given to us as it
is in Aso Rock,Give us our
garri, our daily bread,And
forgive us who call you
Retardeen, As you forgive
Patience who tresspass
against English,And lead
us not into kidnapping,
but deliver us from
kidnappers,For thine is
Aso Rock ,Okupe and
Abati,forever and ever,
Amen

Wetin concern me,make i go sleep jare

we still thank baba God for 2day i know say i lose just 20 dollars but wahala no dey,make we see how 2moro matches wan dey,And to add to that may God help us all to chop oyingbo dollars this coming week in Jesus name amen

I just heard that Falcoa is injured and will not play for athletico madrid today abeg papa God i rest in your hands oh,i dey fear this match as falcoa no dey

Abeg make una pray for me,cos if athletico madrid lose my account go close

Baba God,
The omnipotent and omnipresent

If the were not deported from saudi arabia that means the were departed from saudi arabia

Billyonaire: No one should be allowed to build new structures on that slum. I propose the slum be destroyed and alternative living location assigned to the occupants of the slum. Say No to slum dogs. Its not a decent way to live or die.

another rich kid running his mouth,do u think that this people love living in the slums?,its just that the can't afford the high rent charged by lagos landlords that's why the live there,If you can afford a duplex thank your God because there are many people out there who can't.

Nigeria my country where many live in the slums but our politicians are building towers and skyscrapers to live abroad
Nigeria my country where members of a church trek to church but the pastor has 3 private jets
Nigeria my country where The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer

Psv einhoven vs venlo in dutch eredivisie Psv to win and ova 2.5 goals

Senior men make una drop picks for us make we use close the day nah

ebamma: mad pick of the day am staking 2 dollars on tottenham to win man united

Tottenham 3 man united 2
Bet won
My madness paid off

Abeg were elari and somadila nah, abeg make una come drop us some tips nah,

mad pick of the day am staking 2 dollars on tottenham to win man united

Nigeria is my country i shall not want,he makes me to lie down i vitafoam,it leads me beside oniru beach,he restoreth my food,he leads me in the path of lootingness for his name sake,though i walk through valleys of maiduguri i shall fear no evil,for soldiers are with me their guns and their bombs the comfort me, the prepareth a bank account before me in the presence of my enemies the anointed my account with bribes my balance runs over,Surely nairaland and 2go shall follow me all the days of my life and i shall dwell in my house in ajegunle forever and ever amen

When THISDAY spoke to
Alhaji Tasiu Umar
Malumfashi, husband of
three women among
those deported, he merely
dismissed the rule as
“totally embarrassing,
shocking not only to me
but to the entire family”.
After picking up his three
wives, he left the airport
in a huff.

I dey owe my landlord 20k balance for him rent,i need make that money before monday so help me God

made 29dollars today,tanx to arsenal,athletico madrid,tottenham,hamburger,liverpool. I missed out on 52 dollars with my 1 dollar stake due to qpr lose to reading na God go punish that Qpr,but i tank God for everyting