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Pro02: Please buy my liberty naaa!im interested |
pla.neto.f bets no wan open for my phone,wetin dey happen nah |
Teacher.............class today we are going to talk about cows,there are many types of cows,AKPAN please give us one example Akpan...........Falcoa |
welcome to nigeria were a madman is a musician welcome to nigeria were we respect white people more than our fellow black men welcome to nigeria were noise is called music welcome to nigeria were mediocrity is celebrated as talent welcome to nigeria were the president is clueless and the first lady is illiterate |
i see giroud scoring today, podolski to make it 2 nil cazorla to complete it 3 nil |
Teacher ........... A car consist of 1)car stereo 2) Car engine 3)car dashboard from the examples i have given Akpan give me two parts of a car Akpan........Carrick and Cazorla |
okon is my name Azonto is my fame Mumu is my bane And all girls are the same I like girls like all guys do,but money is my pain with naija girls without money you can never gain I have become an emotional junior student because of this stain,but i want to hustle hard to overcome this strain, I came to lagos to work for a firm,But unfortunately i was a gateman in this term One day armed robbers attacked our firm,the tied me up like a goat and robbed the company of it gains, our company went broke due to this pain,and right now am looking for a job to recover my fame. Because right now am a hungry brain |
all this wan na story |
Its better i take care of a dog than some naija girls,if na me were die so,my girlfriend for don find anoda boyfriend one week after,see as dog get loyalty even when the owner no buy am blackberry and brazilian hair |
As far as the introduction of 5000 naira note,wont affect the price of garri, i have nothing against it |
Nkem owoh travelled to Abuja to do a job the armed robbers also went to his house to do their job,So the both of them were just doing their job |
And how will this help patience jonathan recover from her illness |
what does a four fold bet mean |
Actors Boasting Creators Dating,Educators Farting,Gators Hating,Infectors Jeering,Kittors Laughing,Mators Naming,Orators Petting,Questors Ranting, Smeltors Testing, Unicators Veering,Waitors Xiting, Yeastors Zaining |
PHCN= power holding continous in nigeria |
even some of this truck drivers always drive as if the own the road,maybe today nemesis just caught u with him. |
dbanj chants just one verse and will be paid more than the yearly salary some guys criticizing him are earning,its funny, if i were you i won't hate on dbanj,firstly he is richer than you, secondly he is more popular than you,thirdly he earns more than 3million for a 40 minutes show an amount some guys wont earn for a year's job,but as dbanj himself will say to his haters Oruma je |
Idris Abdulkareem i always thought you were a good rapper,until i met Mi abaga, Ice prince and Modenine,did i realize that you are a wack rapper. |
(1)A business has an headquarters A church also has an headquarters (2)A business has a general manager A church also has a general overseer 3)A business"s profit is called income or revenue A church"s profit is called tithes or offerings 4)A business pays for adverts Churches also pay for adverts 5)In a business the general manager is always right In a church the general overseer is always right 6) A business like banks uses fine girls to woo depositors A church like christ embassy uses fine girls as ushers to woo randy worshippers |
PDP is my party i shall not want,he makes me to lie down in aso rock mansion,he leads me to the post of president,he restoreth my shoe ,he leads me in the paths of lootingness for his names sake. Yea Though i walk through the roads of borno state,i shall fear no evil,for soldiers and policemen are with me,their guns and their bombs the comfort me The prepared a bank account before me,in the presence of my enemies,the anoint my account with bribes,my balance runs over Surely Patience and her english shall follow me,all the days of my life,and i shall dwell in my house in bayelsa forever and ever Amen |
i always thought i was clueless until i met Goodluck Jonathan i always thought i was a fast guy until i met Usain Bolt i always thought my english was bad, until i met Patience Jonathan i always Thought i was a crook until i met Farouk Lawan |
Arise o compatriots,the all sing in thy name,Oh nigeria my country,even your name has no meaning, Lord Lugard may have punished our forefathers for clamouring for independence by giving you this name It first began with Tafewa Balewa and Nnamdi Azikiwe who took good care of you Then the khaki boys who pillaged your resources After a while democracy came again and a former khaki boy ruled you,he brought with him a party called PDP,and this party has been synonymous with corruption Your land has now become a jungle,cults,kidnappers, militants and bokoharam now terrorise your people, Every citizen is waiting for his turn to loot your resources Even men of God are not left out in this rat race,with promise of miracles the swindle your gullible citizens, Oh Nigeria,were did you go wrong? |
wetin four fold and, five fold mean |
you commot 100,000 go buy Iphone,me i commot 10,000 go buy nokia 2700,you browse i browse,u 2go i go,u snap picture i snap picture,u download games i download games,you play music i follow play,please is it not waste of money? |
please what does a five fold four fold and seven fold bet mean |
church business is serious business |
my name is osama,i met obama when i was in panama,that's why i must Hamma,because am a Namma |
payback is a bi**tch,robin van persie,na the God of arsenal fans punish u so,na so you been dey carry injury the time u been dey with us,the only season were u come dey injury free u come say u wan leave, |
When all hope was lost i had only garri to fall back on When i went broke and my girlfriend left me,my garri was always there for me When Fuel was so costly that i couldn't afford it,my garri was always cheap When Rice became so costly that i couldn't eat it,my garri was always there for me If garri was a girl i could have married her For garri has always been a friend in need For my love for garri, will never die |
lost 16usdollars yesterday,due to argentina's draw with peru,na thunder go fire that messi,higuan and de maria |
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