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Business › Re: Football Betting.... Season One by ebamma(m): 6:31am On Sep 18, 2012
Pro02: Please buy my liberty naaa!

Am selling @ 175/lr

Face2face transaction
im interested
Business › Re: Football Betting.... Season One by ebamma(m): 9:22pm On Sep 17, 2012
pla.neto.f bets no wan open for my phone,wetin dey happen nah
Jokes Etc › Types Of Cow by ebamma(op): 8:14pm On Sep 15, 2012
Teacher.............class today we are going to talk about cows,there are many types of cows,AKPAN please give us one example
Akpan...........Falcoa
Celebrities › Re: Terry G's See Groove' Video Shoot! (Pictures) by ebamma(m): 1:15pm On Sep 15, 2012
welcome to nigeria were a madman is a musician
welcome to nigeria were we respect white people more than our fellow black men
welcome to nigeria were noise is called music
welcome to nigeria were mediocrity is celebrated as talent
welcome to nigeria were the president is clueless and the first lady is illiterate
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (6 - 1) On 15th September 2012 by ebamma(m): 11:28am On Sep 15, 2012
i see giroud scoring today, podolski to make it 2 nil cazorla to complete it 3 nil
Jokes Etc › Parts Of Car by ebamma(op): 8:49am On Sep 15, 2012
Teacher ........... A car consist of
1)car stereo
2) Car engine
3)car dashboard
from the examples i have given Akpan give me two parts of a car
Akpan........Carrick and Cazorla
Jokes Etc › Okon The Hustler by ebamma(op):
okon is my name
Azonto is my fame
Mumu is my bane
And all girls are the same
I like girls like all guys do,but money is my pain
with naija girls without money you can never gain
I have become an emotional junior student because of this stain,but i want to hustle hard to overcome this strain,
I came to lagos to work for a firm,But unfortunately i was a gateman in this term
One day armed robbers attacked our firm,the tied me up like a goat and robbed the company of it gains,
our company went broke due to this pain,and right now am looking for a job to recover my fame.
Because right now am a hungry brain
Family › Re: How She Changed A Cheating Husband by ebamma(m): 2:50pm On Sep 14, 2012
all this wan na story
Nairaland General › Re: Dog Stands Guard Over Deceased Owner’s Grave For Six Years (with Picture) by ebamma(m): 2:44pm On Sep 14, 2012
Its better i take care of a dog than some naija girls,if na me were die so,my girlfriend for don find anoda boyfriend one week after,see as dog get loyalty even when the owner no buy am blackberry and brazilian hair
Politics › Re: 75% Nigerians Oppose N5,000 Note - NBS by ebamma(m): 2:34pm On Sep 14, 2012
As far as the introduction of 5000 naira note,wont affect the price of garri, i have nothing against it
Celebrities › Re: Robbers Break Into Nkem Owoh’s House In Enugu by ebamma(m): 2:28pm On Sep 14, 2012
Nkem owoh travelled to Abuja to do a job the armed robbers also went to his house to do their job,So the both of them were just doing their job
Celebrities › Re: Charles Novia - Omotola Is Problematic And Difficult To Work With On-Set by ebamma(m): 2:12pm On Sep 14, 2012
And how will this help patience jonathan recover from her illness
Business › Re: Football Betting.... Season One by ebamma(m): 1:11pm On Sep 14, 2012
what does a four fold bet mean
Jokes Etc › A -Z by ebamma(op): 7:04am On Sep 14, 2012
Actors Boasting Creators Dating,Educators Farting,Gators Hating,Infectors Jeering,Kittors Laughing,Mators Naming,Orators Petting,Questors Ranting, Smeltors Testing, Unicators Veering,Waitors Xiting, Yeastors Zaining
Politics › Re: PHCN To Publish Debtors’ Names In National Dailies by ebamma(m): 10:46pm On Sep 13, 2012
PHCN= power holding continous in nigeria
Politics › Re: Army GOC Batters Truck Driver At Tincan Port by ebamma(m): 9:22pm On Sep 13, 2012
even some of this truck drivers always drive as if the own the road,maybe today nemesis just caught u with him.
Music/Radio › Re: Pusha-T - The Morning Ft. D'banj And Other GOOD Music Artists by ebamma(m): 9:14pm On Sep 13, 2012
dbanj chants just one verse and will be paid more than the yearly salary some guys criticizing him are earning,its funny, if i were you i won't hate on dbanj,firstly he is richer than you, secondly he is more popular than you,thirdly he earns more than 3million for a 40 minutes show an amount some guys wont earn for a year's job,but as dbanj himself will say to his haters Oruma je
Politics › Re: Idris Abdulkareem To Obasanjo : 'You Be Bad Papa' by ebamma(m): 12:09pm On Sep 13, 2012
Idris Abdulkareem i always thought you were a good rapper,until i met Mi abaga, Ice prince and Modenine,did i realize that you are a wack rapper.
Jokes Etc › Similarities Between A Church An A Business by ebamma(op): 11:03am On Sep 13, 2012
(1)A business has an headquarters
A church also has an headquarters

(2)A business has a general manager
A church also has a general overseer

3)A business"s profit is called income or revenue
A church"s profit is called tithes or offerings

4)A business pays for adverts
Churches also pay for adverts

5)In a business the general manager is always right
In a church the general overseer is always right

6) A business like banks uses fine girls to woo depositors
A church like christ embassy uses fine girls as ushers to woo randy worshippers
Politics › Re: 20 Ministers Listed In 2015 Guber Race by ebamma(m): 10:32am On Sep 13, 2012
PDP is my party i shall not want,he makes me to lie down in aso rock mansion,he leads me to the post of president,he restoreth my shoe
,he leads me in the paths of lootingness for his names sake.
Yea Though i walk through the roads of borno state,i shall fear no evil,for soldiers and policemen are with me,their guns and their bombs the comfort me
The prepared a bank account before me,in the presence of my enemies,the anoint my account with bribes,my balance runs over
Surely Patience and her english shall follow me,all the days of my life,and i shall dwell in my house in bayelsa forever and ever Amen
Politics › Re: FG Takes $1.1Bn Loan From China For 3 Projects by ebamma(m): 10:21am On Sep 13, 2012
i always thought i was clueless until i met Goodluck Jonathan
i always thought i was a fast guy until i met Usain Bolt
i always thought my english was bad, until i met Patience Jonathan
i always Thought i was a crook until i met Farouk Lawan
Poems For Review › Nigeria My Country by ebamma(op): 5:54am On Sep 13, 2012
Arise o compatriots,the all sing in thy name,Oh nigeria my country,even your name has no meaning,
Lord Lugard may have punished our forefathers for clamouring for independence by giving you this name
It first began with Tafewa Balewa and Nnamdi Azikiwe who took good care of you
Then the khaki boys who pillaged your resources
After a while democracy came again and a former khaki boy ruled you,he brought with him a party called PDP,and this party has been synonymous with corruption
Your land has now become a jungle,cults,kidnappers, militants and bokoharam now terrorise your people,
Every citizen is waiting for his turn to loot your resources
Even men of God are not left out in this rat race,with promise of miracles the swindle your gullible citizens,
Oh Nigeria,were did you go wrong?
Business › Re: Football Betting.... Season One by ebamma(m): 4:47am On Sep 13, 2012
wetin four fold and, five fold mean
Phones › Re: iPhone 5 is Finally Here by ebamma(m): 4:39am On Sep 13, 2012
you commot 100,000 go buy Iphone,me i commot 10,000 go buy nokia 2700,you browse i browse,u 2go i go,u snap picture i snap picture,u download games i download games,you play music i follow play,please is it not waste of money?
Business › Re: Football Betting.... Season One by ebamma(m): 8:31pm On Sep 12, 2012
please what does a five fold four fold and seven fold bet mean
Christianity Etc › Re: 2-year-Old Girl Preaching At Christ Embassy In Kenya by ebamma(m): 8:12pm On Sep 12, 2012
church business is serious business
Business › Re: Dangote On Business, Success & Going Global by ebamma(m): 7:13pm On Sep 12, 2012
my name is osama,i met obama when i was in panama,that's why i must Hamma,because am a Namma
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Robin Van Persie And Kagawa Are Injured. by ebamma(m): 10:48am On Sep 12, 2012
payback is a bi**tch,robin van persie,na the God of arsenal fans punish u so,na so you been dey carry injury the time u been dey with us,the only season were u come dey injury free u come say u wan leave,
Poems For Review › A Tribute To Garri by ebamma(op): 7:56am On Sep 12, 2012
When all hope was lost i had only garri to fall back on
When i went broke and my girlfriend left me,my garri was always there for me
When Fuel was so costly that i couldn't afford it,my garri was always cheap
When Rice became so costly that i couldn't eat it,my garri was always there for me
If garri was a girl i could have married her
For garri has always been a friend in need
For my love for garri, will never die
Business › Re: Football Betting.... Season One by ebamma(m): 7:01am On Sep 12, 2012
lost 16usdollars yesterday,due to argentina's draw with peru,na thunder go fire that messi,higuan and de maria

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