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iyami akwa ibom ado isua 25, akpon awo ankan,Original akwa ibom boy here from ibiono ibom repping,God bless Ibiono Ibom
God bless Akwa Ibom state
God bless the federal republic of Nigeria

In case you dont know am from akwa ibom, the call me ebamma,akwa ibom ayaya(fine),u can enter motor or fly for aeroplane and land for uyo,u should come with me am missing the love at home.

today na bokoharam spokeman,tomorrow e go be bokoharam accountant,next week e go be bokoharam doctor,week after next week e go be bokoharam engineer,small time na bokoharam electrician when will this saga end

Garri on the Mount
And seeing the garri choppers,i went up into the market and when i was set, i opened my mouth and taught them saying
Blessed are the garri eaters for the shall be called G-unit
Blessed are those who sell garri,for the shall see God
Blessed are the those who sip garri for the shall be called citizens of g-unit
Blessed are those who smoke garri with kuli-kuli for the shall not be disappointed
Blessed are those who eat garri with vegetable soup for shall enjoy it
Blessed are you when mukina bans you and sexkillz persecute you because you mentioned garri for thou shall go to heaven

Remix Of Psquare's Chop my Money By Ebamma-:
E get this fine garri,
them dey sell am for ijebu
ode
Na mama iyabo be
marketer
I no dey lie
The garri na fine one
I dey sip am with
groundnut
I come mix am with sugar
oh
E sweet well well
This garri na
delicacy,delicacy,
As i sip this garri i come
dey gyrate
This garri na
delicacy,delicacy
As i see Seun osewa i tell
am say
I must chop my garri
chop my garri oh(x3)
Cos i dont care
I dont care,(x3)
Cos i get am plenty
I dont care (3x)
Cos E no go empty
I got plenty garri in my
name
Plenty garri in my name
(x3)
In my name (x2)

EXAMPLES OF IRONY
islam is a religion of peace
Patience jonathan can speak good english
Taiye taiwo is handsome

na today i belief that talk were dem dey say na money dey make man,no be lie money good

na so i carry my last 1 dollar use do combo for chelsea,fulham,sunderland ,bayern and psg. All oda teams won,na only sunderland come spoil my combo.dis oyingbo people don chop my 50 dollars this week but the day were i go chop them e go be times 10 of that my money

and it made the frontpage,so many ordinary nigerians lose their jobs everyday, whats the big deal there?

If you are a man there are two things involved,its either you are a flat man or a cultist,if you are a flat man you are safe,but if you are a cultist there are two things involved,its either you are killing a rival cultist or a rival cultist is killing you,if you are killing a rival cultist you are safe,but if a rival cultist is killing you there are two things involved,its either you go to heaven or go to hell,if you go to heaven you are safe,but if you go to hell there is only one thing involved,you are doomed

If your girlfriend likes eating garri that means your name is garry and you and your brother harry went to parry to sip a garri and the sky was starry so you tarry with barry

If people get better english jokes dem go paste am for englishjokes.com,If them get better spanish jokes dem go paste am for spanish jokes.com,If them get better pidgin jokes them go paste am for wazobiajokes.com,But when them get old jokes them go bring am come nairaland,abeg make una help me ask them nairaland na dust bin?

marlockj: lol,haha,lwkmd.d guy na crious scam

can u hear yourself so i even if i be scammer na be 3 dollars(500 naira) i go scam people abi

Osaenoma: guy you go pay me back by friday next week, becos i nor need recharge card.

guy if u dont need recharge card i will pay u by monday thru bank transfer,im waiting

guys abeg i no dey joke am desperate abeg
please guys im broke but i
have a game i want to bet
on right now,i need just 3
dollars lr , my lr account
number is U1264648 and
my lr account name is
mmamma,im not asking
for charity i will send 500
naira recharge card to the
person,my contact
number is
08096182320,abeg make
una help me make i no
miss this combo, abeg

please guys im broke but i
have a game i want to bet
on right now,i need just 3
dollars lr , my lr account
number is U1264648 and
my lr account name is
mmamma,im not asking
for charity i will send 500
naira recharge card to the
person,my contact
number is
08096182320,abeg make
una help me make i no
miss this combo, abeg

please guys im broke but i have a game i want to bet on right now,i need just 3 dollars lr , my lr account number is U1264648 and my lr account name is mmamma,im not asking for charity i will send 500 naira recharge card to the person,my contact number is 08096182320,abeg make una help me make i no miss this combo, abeg

Abeg if oyingbo man employ u dey pay u 50 thousands pounds a week(about 12 million naira) dey call u monkey abeg you no for enjoy that work

I will take all the racial insults for a 50 thousand pounds a week after tax wages,

osama bin laden,george bush and obasanjo died and went to hell,at the gate of hell the met the Devil,the Devil told them that each man will be given a house according to how many people he killed
To George Bush he gave a one room apartment with a standing fan for killing one thousand people
To Osama bin laden he gave a two bedroom flat with a ceiling fan for killing three thousand people
And to Obasanjo he gave a two story building with five air conditioners
when osama bin laden saw this he was very angry and asked the devil why obasanjo will receive a better house than him
The devil replied him than obasanjo was a legend,by not repairing roads he killed atleast 2 million nigerians,by not paying pension arrears on time he killed atleast 1 million more
When osama bin laden heard this he bowed down and called obasanjo master

oyingbo man just go to buy fowl and cow to celebrate christmas on the way to house,him wife call am say she don born him name the pikin fowlcow(falcoa)
Oyingbo man go to Fab place to buy gas,As him reach him tell Fab bring gas,at that moment na him him wife call am say she don born him name the pikin Fab bring gas(Fabregas)

Every time i dey see goldie i dey feel like say na juju dey worry her
I no fit explain her actions i dey feel like say na mumu dey worry her can
Somebody pleasepray for her

shakira why nah,i was hustling to make enuff money to marry u but now u don go chop gerard pique dick,im dissappointed in you,why why why

If white man draw tattoo na body expression but if a black man draws its criminal intention
If white man sag his trousers its new fashion but if a black man sags its childish passion
If white man give his wife money its alimony,but if a black man gives its chop my money
If a white woman wears bum shorts,its great fashion but if a black woman wears its ashawo in action
If a white woman do ashawo na escort but if a black woman do na harlot

alienvirus: What is Linda?

Linda is a name of a person, animal place or thing

I just selected 10 matches to bet on and i tried doing a ten fold combo, man with just 2dollars, could u believe that my possible winning shown by plan.et of bet.s was 4233 dollars,please hauz is it possible to win such an amount with just a 2dollar bet combo

elari: who says i logg out? Arsnal,r.madrid,braford, exeter, C.a bastia , narva jk trans, talina flora, tramere blackpool, gillhgham to win. I bet on nai.ra.sta.ke.with 18 dolls

if u truly did a ten fold bet with 18 dollars, your winning could have been more than 230k

i no belief dis elari guy,which teams him use do the ten fold bet make him tell us,e be like say dis guy wan use our head oh,me pla.ne.tof be.ts don chop my money finish na till thursday europa league games were i go fund am bet again

see as una plenty for dis threadshebi all of una dey wait for elari recharge card abi

I think that Ebamma and his wife Mmamma are better actors than all of them