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Jokes Etc › Prayer Of A Nigerian Pastor by ebamma(op): 11:02pm On Oct 25, 2012
Oh God is me your servant pastor David Davido Damiduro i came to ask for your forgiveness for using part of the tithes and offerings my worshippers pay to buy two private jets,
Forgive me oh lord for i have bleeped all the beautiful girls that come to my church,
I have also impregnanted many of them and i gave them money to abort it.
OH Lord may rich men like dangote,adenuga,otedola visit my church and give millions as tithes,May poor men never visit my church because them no dey pay better tithe,
Oh lord continue to bless me with more mugus who go dey pay better tithe,
For all this i ask in the mighty name of Jesus Christ amen
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 3 by ebamma(m):
betting fit make pesin get hypertension oh
Jokes Etc › Re: What Makes You A Nigerian by ebamma(m): 9:58am On Oct 25, 2012
You Always ask how a topic will affect the price of garri in the market
you are always waiting for a chance to show everybody that you own a blackberry
Music/Radio › Re: MayD Performs 'Chop My Money' At Felabration by ebamma(m): 9:46am On Oct 25, 2012
Na today even psquare don copy people songs tire,
maybe na the law of karma wan catch them
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 3 by ebamma(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2012
after the loss by madrid,arsenal and mancity thereby closing my remaining bankroll,i thereby confirm my retirement from betting my hard earned money
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 3 by ebamma(m): 1:28pm On Oct 24, 2012
It seems some pple giving us tips to bet on in this thread are working for the bookies,this two weeks have been pretty bad for me imagine arsenal spoiling a clean combo i did on saturday,juventus drawing and bayern refusing to score ova 2.5 goals. My last money is on madrid if the lose,i might retire from betting
Crime › Re: KKK Sets Afro-american Woman On Fire by ebamma(m): 6:29am On Oct 24, 2012
shymexx: Christian extremists smh!!

Black man, you're on your own - Arabs don't like you, and white people are just tolerating you for now... However, you're stuck on stupid - kissing their ar.ses, imitating them, and worshipping their gods smh...
You fool,If you hate everything that originated from the whites,why do use have a phone,produced by the whites,the internet created by the whites a laptop made by the whites and you are even residing in a white country UK,
Education › Re: Oyedepo To Lay Third Varsity Foundation In January 2013 by ebamma(m): 12:36am On Oct 24, 2012
More universities established by oyedepo equals to more tithes which is equal to more private jets for him
Politics › Re: SSS - Arik Incident Caused By Mentally-unstable Man by ebamma(m): 12:23am On Oct 24, 2012
our mentally stable youths are all over searching for jobs,na mad man them come give job,naija na funny country
Romance › Re: Unromantic Gestures From My Boss by ebamma(m): 12:19am On Oct 24, 2012
So u been dey fear to die but you go join police wetin u been expect to do for police force,abi u been wan go preach for police officer were u be
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme In A Bathtub With Two Ladies. (Picture) by ebamma(m): 10:23pm On Oct 23, 2012
And it made the frontpage?,wetin concern us with dis mata,
Business › Re: Reasons Why Start-up Businesses Fail & How To Avoid Them by ebamma(m): 6:12pm On Oct 23, 2012
all na Bs, my grandpapa no sabi read book but him be millionaire businessman
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Kola Onaolapo Is Dead by ebamma(m): 2:37pm On Oct 23, 2012
redsun: Now he can make some more dough in heaven. I wonder if people fall for such scam there? The scam of fleecing.
Are you always this foolish
Events › Re: Grand Finale At Felabration 2012 (Pictures) by ebamma(m): 11:06am On Oct 23, 2012
The way naija gurls dey dress dis days go make me rape pesin one day,
Career › Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by ebamma(m): 6:00pm On Oct 22, 2012
Nigerian Politicians= treasury looting overseers
Career › Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by ebamma(m): 5:23pm On Oct 22, 2012
TERRY G=free madness distributor
PATIENCE JONATHAN=gbagaun lecturer
DANA AIR=air coffin company
Career › Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by ebamma(m): 5:19pm On Oct 22, 2012
GARRI SELLER=hunger extermination officer
WHEELBARROW PUSHER=destination manager
BUS CONDUCTOR=exiting and entering officer
MUKINA =Garri must go officer
Sports › Re: Evander Hollyfield Retires At 50 In Poverty. by ebamma(m): 4:23pm On Oct 22, 2012
See money 350million dollars me get am me come poor again impossible,
Crime › Re: 3 Killed In Warri By PHCN's High-Tension Wire by ebamma(m): 4:17pm On Oct 22, 2012
PHCN= Power Hurting Compatriots in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Oil Marketer’s Imprisonment In Saudi Shocks Colleagues by ebamma(m): 3:20pm On Oct 22, 2012
The love of money is
(A)the beginning of wisdom
(B) the root of all evils
(C)the root of all good
(D)All of the above
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Happy Birthday Arsene Wenger by ebamma(m): 3:05pm On Oct 22, 2012
[quote author=I-YuckMouf-I] Happy Birthday for what!?!?

For Being an Overrated manager who has underachieved his whole career in the EpL ??!

For Constantly getting his skull crushed and caved in by Man United and Chelsea Year after year?!!?

For having an Endless Supply of Under Utilized French Talent that he can't even Manage Properly??!!?

Fuc Him.

It's time for this Guy to Perish!

This old Bastaard should expire shortly!

...Who Cares about the English League Anyway....bunch of scoundrels who have robbed Africa of All it's Talent.

Just to dress them up in those Corny EPL Kits.

Why is a Lion the Symbol anyway?!!?

Ha..subliminal Message?!!?

.... wink

It's all about Fc Barcelona.

La Liga!

Viva Barca!
[/quote]will u shut up,when did u start watching football,The barca you claim to fan will not achieve half of what this man achieved with the players at his disposal,
Nairaland General › Re: Best Moments Of Life by ebamma(m): 2:58pm On Oct 22, 2012
When i came back from america and my mama served me my favourite ijebu garri with bush meat
Jokes Etc › Akpan In Crisis by ebamma(op): 2:13pm On Oct 22, 2012
Once upon a night,na him akpan just dey waka for road,as him dey go him come meet one girl her name na Angel
Akpan:Fine girl how u dey
Angel:I dey fine
Akpan:you go follow me come my house
Angel:yes
as akpan go reach him house with angel
Akpan: make i comot your skirt
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i comot your blouse
Angel:yes
Akpan make i comot your pants
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i put my dick for your toto
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i begin fucck you
Angel:yes
After 30minutes akpan come tire
Akpan:make i bring my wallet come remove money pay you
Angel:u think say i be ashawo,i no be ashawo,i be hiv/aids distributor,na pesin send me make i come distribute am give u
Akpan faints
Foreign Affairs › Re: Guinnea-bissau Military: 6 Killed In Failed Coup by ebamma(m): 8:29am On Oct 22, 2012
Oh africa the greed of money and the lust for power is the reason for thy backwardness.
Literature › The Nigerian Man(Satire) by ebamma(op): 1:00am On Oct 22, 2012
To be a man is not a day's job, he says, he is the nigerian man,He always creates a mountain out of a mere hill.
He Loves using his brawn instead of his brain.
He just bought a new car,with excitement he rides the car with full speed and had an accident,he was lucky to escape with minor injuries,but the car was damaged beyond repair
He calls a towing van and tows the car to a panel beater,after settling the price of repairs he goes to his house to rest
Somebody must be responsible for this,he says, he remembers his grandmother who is 80yrs old,that woman must be a witch he says,she doesn't want me to be rich.
He nevers accepts his shortcomings,every wrong that befalls him is always blamed on the unknown.
He loves being told that somebody is responsible for his predicament,and that's what his pastor does best,his pastor had told him that his grandmother and mother are responsible for him not being rich.
He stops visiting his mother in the village and refuses to welcome her when she visits him in the city, Go away you witch he tells her
He pays his tithes and sows seed in his church,God loves a cheerful giver the pastor says,he shakes his head in affirmation,but never questions his self whether the tithes truly reach God's hand
His pastor wears the latest clothes rides the latest cars and preaches with an Ipad,His clothes are cheap, he picks a cab to church and he is still using his nokia 3310 since 2004.
As he leaves for work on monday on the way he kicks his leg on a stone and picks a minor wound,the witches are at it again he says.
Phones › Re: Glo's All Expense Paid Trip To Manchester Scam by ebamma(m): 10:25pm On Oct 19, 2012
I rememba playing etisalat's promo, in which the winner will get an all expense paid trip to watch barca live,i spent almost 20k on recharge cards to play the game but i won noting,not even a consolation price,since then i have learnt my lesson,avoid naija telcom companies promos the are scams
Phones › Re: Glo's All Expense Paid Trip To Manchester Scam by ebamma(m): 10:09pm On Oct 19, 2012
oga u sef like freebies pass me oh,why u no just collect them the 200k go your way,abi u tink say money dey grow on trees for manchester na him make u insist to travel go dia?
Business › Re: Things You Should Always Buy Used... by ebamma(m): 9:41am On Oct 19, 2012
I don read am finish now wetin you wan make we do for you?
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Signs Death Warrant Of Unmanageable Death Row Inmates by ebamma(m): 9:33am On Oct 19, 2012
Mad Cow: [b]To hell with Amnesty International.... angry


Shoot those criminals dead!!


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will you shut up
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actors Fight For Ondo Campaign Fee by ebamma(m): 9:30am On Oct 19, 2012
In the time kidnappers and greed of money, the destiny of our great nation rest on the shoulders of a young boy his name
Ebamma
Vote Ebamma for president come 2015 for change
Crime › Re: Robbers Disguise As Beggars To Rob In Lagos by ebamma(m): 9:25am On Oct 19, 2012
boys are not smiling
Politics › Re: Senators And Reps In Abuja 'Land Grab', As FCDA Demolishes Homes by ebamma(m): 9:20am On Oct 19, 2012
anyting dat has a beginning must have an end make them chop na their time

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