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i wished martin luther king was alive to see his dreams come true

the should be telling lil wayne this not us

cynthia my inertia
I cry in amnesia,that i was unable to protect u in absentia,may your soul rest in tunisia

An igbo yoruba and hausa man died at the same time,As the were on the way to heaven the met Jesus Christ.firstly Jesus asked the hausa man what he desired in heaven,and his reply was that he needed 100 cows and 77 virgins,Jesus granted him his wish,Secondly He asked the yoruba man too and his reply was that he needed 100 wives and Jesus also granted him his wish,when it came to the igbo man's turn Jesus also asked him and his reply was that he needed a room filled with money,Jesus replied him that his wish can't be granted,but if that is what he wanted he should take the left turn of the road to hell,to Jesus christ's amazement the igbo man started trekking to the left turn of the road,Finally Jesus told him that Hell was a very hot,and the igbo man replied him that as far as he had enough money he will buy an air conditioner to stay cool

To me wayne rooney is one of the most over rated players in the whole world,He earns almost 18million a year more than the likes of Radamel Falcoa,Robin van persie,Carlos tevez,who are better players than him,Maybe it is because he is english that's why the hype him so much. Even in the 2010/2011 season,Dimitar Berbatov scored more goals than him but was always benched in favour of Rooney.to me i think he is over rated

good observation,i learned sumting 2day

who cares,even if she dies i dont think it will affect the price of G4

,what about our politicians and ex militants who have stole from us and become rich do the also follow the points made in this author's article?

Ebamma....,...,..,were u dey go
OLU...,....,..........I dey go maiduguri
Ebamma...........U wan commit suicide abi
OLU............No,i wan go there go work
Ebamma........okay nah,if u die is at your own risk,i don talk my own finish oh

My mama too good oh
She too good
My mama too good oh
She too good
She gives us Good Garri
She too much
The garri sweet well well
E too sweet
The garri fine well well
E too fine

E get this fine garri,
them dey sell am for ijebu ode
Na mama iyabo be marketer
I no dey lie
The garri na fine one
I dey sip am with groundnut
I come mix am with sugar oh
E sweet well well
This garri na delicacy,delicacy,
As i sip this garri i come dey gyrate
This garri na delicacy,delicacy
As i see Seun osewa i tell am say
I must chop my garri
chop my garri oh(x3)
Cos i dont care
I dont care,(x3)
Cos i get am plenty
I dont care (3x)
Cos E no go empty
I got plenty garri in my name
Plenty garri in my name(x3)
In my name (x2)

man i came late

naijacutee: What is his username on NL?

i dont know his username,since he got my number from a thread i created here on nairaland saying that i want lr, and called me directly i didn't care to ask for his nl username

i was i need of 20dollars lr and the above guy contacted me that he had one for sell,we agreed that i will transfer 1500 naira to his account and he will credit my lr account with the 20dollars and after i will complete his remaining balance of 1900 naira.After sending the 1500 naira to him,i then waited for him to credit my account but to no avail. I tried calling him but his phone was switched off.Please guys beware of this guy,Dude's a scammer.

The chopper becoming the chopped

MTN = the full meaning of mtn is Milking Those Nigerians.this company is only good for night calls.lovepeddlers and witches are their popular customers
2)ETISALAT=the full meaning of etisalat is Extorting Those Illiterate Students Artists Landlords And Tenants. This network is only good for 2going and twittering
3)AIRTEL =the full meaning of airtel is Always Increasing Rents Telling Everybody Lies,this network is only good for market women and native doctors
4)GL0= the full meaning of glo is Goat Loving Owners.this network like doing promos in which no winners emerge, and its only good for touts and gold diggers

berem: what a waste of s.p.e.r.m!

aunty berem abeg carry your expired toto go one side

haters will always hate,is dbanj the first nigerian artist to leave his producer?, 2face idibia left kennis music to establish his own label,today kennis music is almost dead with wack artists like goldie,essence etc,but today 2face is still shining and making his money,leave dbanj alone,if you hate him so much please use the nearest transformer

Mr Tutu it seems you have been eating so much Fufu?

this guy don break guinness book of records for smartness,for this achievement i will deliver 100 bags of garri to him in prison

the should also offer a course on why garri should be respected.I professor EBAMMA TOTOLUWA
will lecture them

Why garri should Also Be Respected
1)that bread u eat is made with garri
2)that eba were u eat is made with garri
3)biscuits is made with garri
4)Goodluck Jonathan had no shoes but he had garri

1)you buy your girlfriend bb bold come dey use nokia 3310 you be mugu for love
2)Na only you dey call your girlfriend she no dey ever call you, you be mugu for love
3)You give your girlfriend 25k to go do hair but as your brother come ask you for 5k to pay school fees you say no get you be mugu for love
4)Your girlfriend dey store your name for her phone as My Atm,you be mugu for love
5)Your girlfriend never give you her toto but she dey chop your money you be mugu for love

guys if i bet 5dollars on like the over 2.5 goals for madrid vs granada and i win,and as madrid won,how much will be my profit