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you go buy modem 5000 naira subscribe to data plan 2500 naira,me i go find wifi hotspot dey browse at no cost #money cannot waste

chelsea buy torres for 50 million him score 10 goals,we arsenal go buy van persie for 2.5million him come score 30goals after we sell am for 24 million give man united #money cannot waste

u pay 3000 naira to chop garri and soup for tantalizers i go mama iyabo bar go chop garri and soup with extra for 200 naira #money cannot waste

guys i tried to buy lr from one guy and he duped me,please can anybody here help me out with 20dollars lr,so that i can pay him By 2moro,my number is 08096182320 ,i really need it so that i can use it on planet.of.b.e.ts cos have been missing out on some cool cash because i got no lr to stake on it.

i went to Polar to eat a Kola,in a Solar oh, what a Molar to bleep a Bola in a Tola

My name is Mukina i love to BANkina,because am a FOOLina.

Tutu is eating a Fufu,in a Butu,of a Kuku,oh what a Mumu

my name is garry me and my brother harry went to parry to beat a carry and own a sarry,oh what a tarry to sip a garri in a harley.

BIN GBAGBO =man this guy is so noisy that i sometimes avoid this section because of him,he claims to be the jokes president but is a master at making stale jokes,dude should be sent to yaba left or to T B joshua for deliverance from the spirit of stale jokes.
Its not worth wasting your mb checking out his jokes

2)BUNMIOGUNS=this guy is bin gbagbo's partner in crime.Dude creates average jokes and expect you to tell him he is the best.dude should be sent to a zoo,cos its only animals that can enjoy his jokes.
It will be an expensive mistake for you to use your expensive mb to checkout his stale jokes

3)LARRIDE= this guy is stale personified,he got no jokes but loves criticizing others who are making good jokes.Dude should be banned from nairaland in particular and the internet in general.
ITS not worth using your mb to check out his jokes because his jokes are always copy and paste

ValiantVALIANT=this guy got jokes,have followed his jokes for a long time and he never dissappoints.Dude deserves the title of Jokes president
His jokes are worth checking out

Switchgurl=this girl got jokes,she is the best female comedian here in nairaland
Its worth checking out her jokes.

AJIBEL=THIS guy deserves to be hanged for his staleness.Guy loves critcizing other people's jokes but got no jokes
Its not worth checking out his jokes

EBAMMa = this guy is only concerned about the price of garri because if garri price increases the eba my mama will serve me will decrease

cazorla to score, giroud to score and podolski to complete it 3 nil

if a policeman shoots a soldier that's a comedy,but if a soldier shoots a policeman that's a tradegy

bin gbagbo: 12. EBAMMA=SOME JOKERS DEY CALL AM MPAMMA

BIN GBAGBO =some FOOLS DEY CALL AM JOKES PRESIDENT

Debeloved87: guy u dont need to waste ur time on all those sites, their are other sites that take ur visa card for funding and withdraw..check the internet,browse them out, i dont want to list them else i maybe spammed..takia..as for me i cant stand here and let this opportunities pass me by..monday is a new day

please man what sportbook do you use,please send me a mail with the name of the sportbook( gisehmichael@yahoo.com)

1)Falcoa = some nigerian guys dey pronounce his name as Fowlcow

2)Berbatov =some guys dey call am Barbertough

3)Rooney =some guys dey call am RowKnee

4)Arshavin = some guys dey pronounce this guy name as Amshaving

5)Drogba =this guy name don suffer for naija chelsea fans hand,some dey call am Drugbar

6)Gerrard = some guys dey call am Gerrout

7)Iniesta = some guys don change this guy name to IntheEsther

Modric =some guys dey call am MoreDrip

9)Vanpersie =some guys dey call am VanPepsi

10)Terry =some naija chelsea fans don change this guy name to Telly

11)WALCOTT =some naija arsenal fans don change this guy name to WellCaught.

nice one @op,

make una help me out nah,abeg can i be verified in bet 365 with just a drivers license,and please is betf.air. And lad.brokes verification simpler.

with only a drivers license can i be verified on b.e.t 365,and please is ladbrokes and b.e.tfair verification also as cumbersome,and lastly can p.lan.et of be.ts be trusted

DANILSA: Honourable minister of G.... Affairs ur welcome back. Nothing spoil.

my people,am back, i went to ogun state to negotiate with seun osewa over the banning of our stable food,seun told me to warn my people to desist from advertising the g food,my people to avoid being banned,the new slangs in garri town are 'how does this make obasanjo handsome? Or how will this help arsenal to carry a trophy,or how will this stop pdp from rigging elections,or how will this stop militants from being paid millions,or how will this stop falcoa from destroying chelsea or how will this stop nigerian police from collecting bribe.

this is not attempted murder its successful suicide

since Ojukwu's inglorious biafran mistake,we nigerians have become wary of biafrans,even if there is no good candidate from other tribes we will support pastor chris okotie for president rather than support a biafran man

it may be very easy for pastor chris okotie to become nigerian president than a biafran man

Debeloved87: Mehn..yesterday was woeful for me, out of 3 single bet and 1 combo,i only won 1 bet, so sad..i hope today is gonna turn out good, else i might be takin abreak till pepper rest..no be small thing o..i hail my guys in the house, keep on good work, God bless

debeloved,did you finally suceed in getting the liberty reserve?

happy new month to all my enemies,may bokoharam bomb find my enemies wherever the are,for every chelsea my enemies may plan against me,my Falcoa will destroy it in jesus name,may american drones strike my enemies wherever the are,may my enemies buy a dana aircraft ticket in jesus name.

Things that kill nigerians(in percentage)
motor accidents:20percent

air crash : 10percent

witchcraft :5percent

cult clash : 3percent

nigerian girls : 30percent

bokoharam :40percent

police : 50percent

killer number : 5percent

killer amala :10percent

killer fruits :15percent

waec :25 percent

PDP :80percent

them dey like watch lil wayne and rick ross music videos,when them see as rozay dey trow dollars them go come think say money easy for europe

too much of hollywood films na him cause

when i joined nairaland,i invented the price of garri grammar,but to my amazement the likes of bbpreye,solidbroda,dictator and other nairalanders stole it from me and over used it,now seun osewa and mukina have banned my price of garri,im so angry right now,im suing bbpreye and co for 2billion naira for copyright and plagliarism,i now humbly beg oga seun to unban the price of garri,because since nairaland banned price of garri the price of garri has risen up in my area to 50naira per cup.Thanks oga seun for your cooperation

imagine a married man with kids who is over 50 years old calling himself charlyboy,wonders shall never end