₦airaland Forum

a successful or wealthy person may never know if the girl he is in love with truly loves him,or if she is a gold digger

easiest ways to make it in nigeria
1) become a politician
2)become a militant
3)become an oil bunkerer
4)kidnap for ransom

larride: Whereas ignorance is your own watchword abi? Mumu

i can see that being an idiota is your talent,keep on displaying

PDP is my party i shall not
want,he makes me to lie
down in aso rock
mansion,he leads me to
the post of president,he
restoreth my shoe,he
leads me in the paths of
lootingness for his names
sake.
Yea Though i walk
through the roads of
borno state,i shall fear no
evil,for soldiers and
policemen are with
me,their guns and their
bombs the comfort me
The prepared a bank
account before me,in the
presence of my
enemies,the anoint my
account with bribes,my
balance runs over
Surely Patience and her
english shall follow me,all
the days of my life,and i
shall dwell in my house in
bayelsa forever and ever
Amen.

[quote author=i-smoke-weed]Which NL mod can effectively avoid attending church service this sunday morning just to come and post a stale yoke on this front page?

HINT: that mod is a 'she' and is not a christian . . .[/quote]and her name is?

gervinho to score one, cazorla to add another,podolski to complete it 3 nil

[quote author=Brand_new]I can bet my right thumb on Arsenal getting a whipping.[/quote]hey fool will you shut up

why is it that good jokes never make the frontpage?

DICKtator: *checks the price of garri*
not impressive

*checks the price of his foolishness*not impressive

Dont make the mistake of expecting uninterrupted power supply except you have a generator
2)Dont make the mistake of insulting a nigerian soldier except you want to end up in a hospital
3)Dont make the mistake of thinking that nigerian police is your friend,except you want to end up in jail
4)Dont make the mistake of loving to give your girlfriend money except you want to become her mugu
5)Dont make the mistake of trusting everybody,except you want to die young

[quote author=bashy_demy]What are this eediot up to the early morning[/quote]i can see that foolishness is your god keep on worshipping

if you see a woman who loves facebook,there are two things involved,its either she is looking for a husband or looking for a for a mugu,if she is looking for a husband she is safe,but if she is looking for a mugu there are two things involved,its either mugu go pay or mugu go kill am,if mugu pay she is safe,but if mugu kill am there are two things involved,its either she goes to heaven or goes to hell,if she goes to heaven she is safe,but if she goes to hell,there is only one thing involved,she is doomed

rest in peace cynthia,rest in peace facebook,long life to nairaland and twitter

stella u get mind to come disgrace your village people like this for nairaland

which levels nah,nairaland wan start their own church?

BinghiNya: kidnapping is part of christianity shame on christianity

bombing is part of islam, shame on islam

BinghiNya: kidnapping is part of christianity shame on christianity

killing is part of islam,shame on islam

Nwoka: D'Banj...attention seeker!!! Go back to ur crew...you aint shii without them!!!!

will you shut up,its not by force to like d'banj,if you dont like his music just let him be

dasparrow: You should know by now that most Nigerians suffer from a severe case of inferiority complex. The same inferiority complex that have them worshipping white, asian and arab foreigners living in their midst in Nigeria. The same inferiority complex that makes the average Nigerian maltreat his fellow Nigerian compatriot over a non-black foreigner in Nigeria. I am not suprised. And then we wonder why Nigeria remains in the sorry state it is.

will you shut that thing you call mouth up

why the generalisation,many nollywood award shows are held here in nigeria,very few nigerian award shows are held in usa

(1).a nigerian girl can sell her body to survive
(2).a nigerian girl can easily be given a ride by a stranger
(3)A nigerian girl who has failed in her examination can bleep the lecturer and be given a pass.
(4)many nigerian girls dont use their money to buy recharge card anymore
(5)a nigerian girl is never broke
6)a beautiful nigerian girl can easily be promoted at work even if she is lazy
7)a nigerian girl rarely uses her atm card,because mugus always per her bills
(a nigerian girl never has one boyfriend.

egburtybaba: Only foooooooooooools like U̶̲̥̅̊ will hate manchester united I will J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ ignore Ɣ☺ΰR futile efforts at getting М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ attention

why u come stand near my mama motor snap picture?

if this dwarf fit put woman belle,that's a miracle

you can beat your child as you like in nigeria,in america you will be in jail if you do that