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Christmas is by the corner armed robbers wan buy hummer

I dey laugh oh

[quote author=john_shagb]pls who actually read this thing?[/quote]another product of our failed education system

A thief is a human being a businessman is also a human being
A thief has a hideout where he plans his robbery A businessman has an office where he plans his business
A thief has accomplices who help him in carrying out robberies a businessman also has employees who help him in carrying out his business
A thief makes profit from a successful robbery a businessman also makes profit from a successful business operation
A thief uses the profit from his armed robbery to cater for his needs and those of his loved ones a business man also uses the profit from his business to cater for his and his loved ones need
A thief dies one way or the other a businessman will also die one way or the other

Toto law number
1)a toto were prick no enta for one year is expired
2)a toto were prick no enter for 10 years is an adulterated toto
3)a toto that refuses a prick entry is a dead toto
4)a toto that loves prick too much is a contaminated toto
5)a toto that is infected with hiv is a doomed toto

Aboki na ram

In my own opinion,i don't think reading books can make you are better or more successful enterpreneur,if the writers of those books practised what the preach the will be the richest men in the world,

NAIRALAND
garri is not allowed
NAiRALAND
we sell everything including space
NAIRALAND
scammers are highly welcomed

who cares

Ashawo=minimum pay is 500 naira maximum 1000 naira Runs girl=minimum pay is 5000 naira maximum pay is 100,000
Ashawo can sell sex for u by the roadside Runs girls only sell their body in hotels and inside a clients house

A private jet a necessity for a pastor?, i now know why Jesus wept.

this governor wan use play play sack those guys e be like say them get quarrel with am

salafiyy: HOPE YOU ALL CAN SEE THE IMPORTACE OF ISLAMIC CODE OF DRESSING (FOR THE FEMALES ESPECIALLY)...MAY THE MAN WAS INTIMIDATED BY HER PROVOCATIVE...

Who is this mad man?

salafiyy: THEY INTEND TO PUT OFF THE LIGHT OF ISLAM BUT ALLAH IS GOING TO PERFECT THE LIGHT (OF ISLAM) EVEN IF THEY HATE IT

which light be that na nepa light abi na generator light?

And it made the frontpage question number
1)are nl moderators now smoking weed
2)is nairaland now davido's publicity machine
3) is davido's father a shareholder in nairaland
4) is davido a relation of nairaland owner
5)Who is mc galaxy tab abi na mc Ipad

ihedioramma: IF THE GUY IS A MAN WHY NOT COME THE TIME THE MEN IS ALIVE ? TELL THAT GUY LET HIM GO AND WORK AND LIVE THAT WOMAN . HE WANT TO TELK SOMETHING FROM A W,DO ? .

gbagaun warlord long time no see

And so what

what if a girl rapes me,will her toto be also cut off.

Sahara reporters you again question number
1)how una take know say them be police informants
2)why be say na una the first break all bokoharam news
3)are u a sponsor to bokoharam
4)is bokoharam leader imam shekau your editor
5) are u now bokoharam mouth piece

even the bible talk am say The sins of father shall be visited on the son

Garri seller

Bye bye nanny till you rest in peace

I think in english, process it in hausa and the end product is yoruba

puskin: Is MTN the most hated network??

Yes....a very controversial topic.
I raised this because I've noticed that, anything MTN does......be it promo, CSR etc always comes with bashing and public hate from especially here...NL.

MTN has network problem for a few hours.....problem, your credit N2.33 mysteriously disappears......arrrrrrhhh....MTN don start their wayo. MTN does this......MTN does that......puhleeeeaze...as if it doesn't happen on other networks.
MTN's own is just escalated to the point of no return.

People have forgotten so soon that MTN have been running promos since June non-stop till they were halted by NCC. Now people will soon argue that they were trying to redeem their battered image and also trying to win back their old customers who are drifting to other networks.
People must drift......whether you like it or not.
Some other will say all their promo na lie-lie......now lemme ask, which network or organisation no dey lie?? FBI, SSS, FG, EFCC, Judiciary....they all lie. SO MTN lies......kini big deal?? mscheeeeeeew.
Nigerians don't like to read T&Cs before entering into any contract. They just assume that whatever it may be....it will favour them.(ludicrous)

Many people claim to have abandoned/discarded their MTN SIM thereby having nothing to do with the network(call and data), so where all these gigantic balance sheets/profits that MTN keep posting on a daily basis.....abi na spirits dey use their network??

Anyone who says that he doesn't have an MTN SIM....hmmmm.......I seriously doubt the sincerity of that person.
Now....open your phone contact list.......scroll through it and if you say that your contact list doesn't contain @least 60% MTN numbers.......then your fone is seriously mal-functioning.

Now the recent one I found so amusing, MTN recently came out with improved data plans.....was posted here on NL.....the thread made frontpage the moment it came out and in less than 8hours....the thread had reached 6pages.

Now GLO came out with theirs....it made frontpage.....and after over a day of being on frontpage.......it has barely reached 2pages on the thread.

Etisalat came out with their BB 20k call plan to all networks.....it made frontpage then......it barely reached 3pages.

Airtel with their BB 1GB plan that can be tethered to a PC, as popular as it is still can't surpass the 3page mark when it was on NL frontpage.

Now, what I can't understand is....why must almost everybody continue to hate on MTN.
Is it their fault that they are ahead of the game.

I even have on good authority that MTN leases their bandwidth to some other networks.....now I wouldn't want to mention names, make I no spoil other network biz.

So my advice to all the MTN haterz.....quit the hating and embrace them. They will only get better.

One thing I do know for sure is that for MTN to be able to continuously draw all these criticisms to themselves shows that they just might be doing something right.

oga mtn public relations officer stop whining and tell your bosses to improve their services

christmas don near boys are not smiling

Na so two phones come dey quarrel nokia 2700 and Iphone and the following conversation ensued
Nokia 2700:why u cost pass me like dis,
Iphone:na becos e get plenty tings were i fit do were you no fit do
Nokia 2700:shut up jare,u dey browse, i dey browse,u dey snap picture i dey snap,you dey play music i dey play u dey download music i dey download,tell me sumting were u fit do were i no fit do
Iphone: Am an american you are from finland, abi we be mate?

Lie lie Ikeja na frontpage dey hungry u so,but this time u don fail, beta luck next time.

Im against topics concerning religions(either christianity or islam) making frontpage,nairaland no be church website or mosque website, anybody who wishes to discuss religion should go to the religion section or visit islam or christianity websites

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okay nah,the hunter now becoming the hunted,that is what happens when you fight a white man in his own country

That wan na their cross make them carry am,my own cross dey here i neva carry finish

slimming: How can someone natural language become a vernacular.

gbagaun warlord long time no see Thank God you are back