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sprintscr7:
let me guess hmmrr.....loading...yes dey cut ur ticket sorry bro

nope i played over 2.5 but i would love the top 4 to be very tight. the gap is much

Useless Southampton

To err is human. Even you are not perfect, so I would implore you forgive and forget. These are the kind of issues that either keep or break a home. And I believe you don't want the latter. Have you seen the movie "why did I get married too". I would advice you watch it. You are having almost the same issue.

Forgive her. If you don't, even you too will have a restless mind. Not to talk about your son.

Jesus teaches us forgiveness, remember.

Adieza:
It is really bad that you are calling me Muslim.
Am a Christian, I feel pity for you guys promoting your pastors.

He is not in any obligations to repair the road. It is not his responsibilities, besides he also pay tax to the government. If he wants to repair the road, it would be on his choice.

It smells better than the smell of their shit

sign of infection in most cases

If this was found under a guy's bed, that is the end. First and foremost, which indomie wrap get black color? Me i go kuku talk say na OMO DETERGENT

Yes my little cousin did

much of the blame should go to the woman. Her confidence level must be 120% to have allowed him in their bed

BeeBeeOoh:
Just ordinary song and he's still wailing, what about Nigerians that someone single handedly stole their $26bn and they don't talk about it anymore

Don't call it ordinary song. Do you know why it takes to write a song? Put yourself in his shoes for once. Haba

This is what i read " Pastor Visits Hotel In Rivers To Preach To Sex Workers. See What Happened After "

This is the headline people like DAVIDO, WHIZKID, DANGOTE, ETC will not see

solasoulmusic:
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Lol that you even replied to ? have a great day

do you know how many days that was? lol

have a nice day too

solasoulmusic:
Lol you swarve me add comment

I didnt see your own answer though

solasoulmusic:
You for answer not ask ...nobody can tell you what you already know nobody can describe love to you

lolz.....question goes to the females. I aint one

DESPERADOS !!!!! LOOKING FOR MEMBERS

solasoulmusic:
Because feelings change feelings can be altered negatively by others about the people we love with time but when you love for real it’s all about adapting to what life throws at you and doing it with a smile too yes there will be but don’t rely on it

I prefer if i am told to look out for the following: understanding, tolerating and trusting the person

solasoulmusic:
Being able to adapt to the unseen without losing your attitude and gratitude

I notice you didn't mention anything about feeling, why is that? Isn't that also a sign of being in love?

solasoulmusic:
When your able to adapt to unseen without losing the attitude of love

Can you say it without mentioning the word love?

solasoulmusic:
When you embrace love and I’m careful not to say find - then everything else comes cause it’s that love that keeps you going long after the money fades and we turn to dust

How does one know it is love and not just some passing feelings?

I need someone to photoshop her and place Patience Osukwo's face on hers. That would be a perfect

[quote author=correctguy101 post=61745319]Boys never get your time be that.

Just a picture of the front and back of your debit card and you're toast.

Quote me anywhere, I will still say the same. unless you don't know how far and desperate these boys are.[/quote

I am not saying there are no sophisticated software for these but my point is, 98% of the crimes on ATM are by petty thieves whose only brain capabilities are very low as to think to that level

This is Lagos Nigeria. Where thieves are coming up with new strategies to steal. And as Lagosians, you too should be aware of their new way of stealing so you don't fall, a victim.

If a thief steals from you while you are walking, he/she is likely to be caught. So they have new ways of stealing our bags and phones.

Don't do the following while you are in a KEKE MARUWA or Damfo Bus

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1. For KEKE MARUWA cases, If you are not seated at the middle, do not press or play with your mobile phone. Do not receive a call on the side of the ear facing the road.

REASONS:

Thieves on Okada (the rider and the passenger) are on the prowl for such victims. I happen to be seated at the right edge of a Keke Maruwa along college road Ogba. The road was very free. I was pressing my mobile phone in between my legs when suddenly, a hand appeared and disappeared in a split second. The thief missed. I looked up and saw an Okada with two people on it riding off. kai ! That was how my phone would have gone.

There was no chance of pursuing them because of the free traffic.

But we witnessed one last week Friday. I was in another Keke. This was on Adeniji Jones. We saw an Okada ride past us and the passenger got close to another Keke in from t of us and, before you say, Jack Robinson, he has snatched one guy's phone. The victim screamed but there was nothing that could be done.

I hope they would get caught one day, by carrying out the act in front of an armed soldier. Bang! bullet at the okada's back.

For those who love to sit at the window sides of Damfo buses. Beware also, not only from okadas, but also anyone who can walk beside the bus especially in traffic jams. Do not operate your phone at eye-level or make calls on the ear facing the window. The phone can be grabbed easily.

In Lagos, we are used to seeing agberos hopping behind damfo buses for a free ride. Beware of them too. They might look innocent if you are seated at the back seat window side. What you don't[code][/code] know is, these dudes are waiting for the opportunity to grab your phone at the slightest opportunity. All they have to do is wait for the right time. And the right time is when the bus is about to make a turn or pull over. Immediately they sense this, they grab the victims phone and bolt.

BE ALERT AT ALL TIMES. THIS IS LAGOS.

But seriously. The only thing that can be done when they get hold of your ATM is to buy stuffs online. Which kin yeye software dem get wey go show them ya PIN. Ta!

the card number and the 3-security numbers are what is needed to shop online. And only for those quack shops where the name of the card owner is not important. If it were , most of the transactions would not be completed. Unless of course your wallet was stolen, in which case your identity card will KOBA you.

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Get him a good lawyer. Self-defense is the only way.

But on cross-examination, the questions would be

Lawyer: Were you conscious of your actions during the course of the struggle between you and the deceased?

Accused: No

Lawyer: Why do you answer so?

Accused: Because i was drunk.

Lawyer: So you are saying you were drunk when you brought her to your apartment, and then after you slept and woke up at about 3am you were still drunk?

Accused: Yes, i was very very highly drunk before i slept, but when i woke up i was drunk but not very very highly drunk

Lawyer: And now? what level of drunkenness are you?

Accused: I am still drunk but not like when i woke up. I can still see double.

hahahahahahah

Rochas Okoroacha and the Jacob Zuma's statue is still making headlines.

Check out Okoroacha's response to this twitter handler, who only asked a harmless question.

Rochas no get chill o

Nobodys:
lol i dont do betting... Dont even understand those betting terms...
On anoda note, i think crystal palace wud score their first goal dis season with chealsea...

And yes they did. I would like to employ you for betting tips

Hantonia:
Were U Nt An Nfcser

Oh!!! You should have written "NFCS..... Who cares?

Sorry for the misinterpretation

Hantonia:
hmm I Tire 4 Ur Matter Cos I Dont Get U

Your greeting was "who cares"? That doesn't sound like a greeting

Hantonia:
hmm I Tire 4 Ur Matter Cos I Dont Get U

Your greeting was "who cares"?