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Politics / Re: 57 Lagos APC Chairmen Back Sanwo-olu’s Governorship Ambition by EbolaParasite: 10:44pm On Sep 22, 2018
Yankiss:
I know what I am saying. He should visit OBJ or Rochas for lessons on how it is done. grin

You do not know what you are saying. Stop typing rubbish. Show me where OBJ was a Governor and he removed local government chairmen. You do not know what you are saying. They were elected by the people and Ambode can't do squat.
Politics / Re: 57 Lagos APC Chairmen Back Sanwo-olu’s Governorship Ambition by EbolaParasite: 7:20pm On Sep 22, 2018
Yankiss:

Which election. It is the same manipulations. Sack them and end at court. After elections they can resolve. Tinubu needs to be cut to size. Lagos is not his estate. It doesn't make sense at all.

So, you are saying he has the power to sack them? Do you know what you are saying at all?

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Politics / Re: 57 Lagos APC Chairmen Back Sanwo-olu’s Governorship Ambition by EbolaParasite: 7:11pm On Sep 22, 2018
Yankiss:

Ambode is too weak for my liking. Why not call their bluff and man up? A whole sitting Governor has no control of chairmen under him. It is time to flex up, sack all these chairmen and bring your foot soldiers in. Dump the party and show your mettle. A sitting governor wields enormous powers. You are there whimpering like a kid. Too sad.

I thought local government chairmen were chosen via elections. How can he sack them and "bring his own foot soldiers". Am i missing something?

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Celebrities / Re: 'Camaro Gang': Bryan Okwara, Alexx Ekubo And Yomi Casual Pose With Their Cars by EbolaParasite: 3:25pm On Aug 24, 2018
AllTheWayUp:

None of the camaro even has plate number on it, they all belong to a car dealer shop in Lekki
The three of dem go borrow pose in front of Car dealer shop
We know dem well well
Don't be fooled by what you see on Instagram

I don't know the other two but Bryan has had that red camaro for a while. Stop hating.
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Hosts Davido And His Crew At Rivers Govt. House. Photos by EbolaParasite: 6:29pm On Aug 17, 2018
Whats up with the color riot going on. Red, blue, and white. shocked
Politics / Re: Saraki Considers Running Against Buhari: ‘I Believe I Can Make The Change’ by EbolaParasite: 4:39pm On Aug 15, 2018
AmiciLord:
242 billion Naira for election??.
Nigeria population is approximately 180 million.

We don't want election in 2019 again. Just share the money, 1.344million for each person through account and BVN, and continue your second tenure.
If you are with me pls Share. Copied !

Lazy YOUTH. 242 billion divided by 180 million is not 1.344 million. Do the needful and correct ya feck up.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Dressed Like A Tomboy In New Photos by EbolaParasite: 1:08pm On Aug 10, 2018
Enouwem:
We will never change in this country no matter what grin grin

Sharp eyes....had to go back to the pic to check grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Shows House And Fleet Of Cars (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 9:00pm On Aug 06, 2018
austino100:


You lack comprehension, all I want is for him to go to his brother and make more money and legacy.

for your ranting we are not mate, I joined this forum before you're born, I don't insult people. You can check my profile.

Obviously, i hit a nerve. I stated facts. I didn't abuse you. You are in no position to advise him. Unless you have made the kind of money he made or you are a money manager, you have no idea how to maintain/invest such amounts. Keep your advice to yourself. Better yet, use your own advice and become a billionaire if it is that easy.

With regards your statement about "comprehension and joining this forum before i was born"..... Firstly, how old is Nairaland? The same ignorance that made you think you can advice a stranger about how to spend his money is the same one that has failed you. You do not know my age so what makes you think i am as young as you think?

When you were buying your 1996 Honda Accord, did people "poorer" than you tell you not to buy it? Did they tell you to invest it and continue "flagging danfo bus upandan"........Hopefully you'll get the sarcasm but i believe my point is clear.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Shows House And Fleet Of Cars (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 4:46pm On Aug 06, 2018
austino100:
Rubbish!!! In 5 years time those cars will not worth it try reconcile with your brother and build an unending wealth that your children and your brother's children will boost of in the future. We love to see you guys as one big family.

Don't you just love it when people that haven't seen 1 million naira in their lifetime will be running their mouth advising someone that has made 100's of millions on how to save his money. If you know better than him, why are you poor or where is your own multi million naira investment?

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Politics / Re: Aminu Tambuwal Visits Ikpeazu In Abia by EbolaParasite: 12:22pm On Aug 06, 2018
Maxymilliano:


Don't you think you're sounding like a broken record by regurgitating the same tripe over every thread ?

Leave am make CNN catch am with plagiarism.
Travel / Re: Is There An Order From US Authorities To Deny Nigerians Visas? by EbolaParasite: 1:19pm On Aug 04, 2018
tonylaw07:
It's so painful our government is silent on the issue of the US visa denial. I was at the embassy myself 2 weeks ago and I was denied a visitors visa all questions answered correctly cause I filled my ds160 myself. The most annoying part is the embassy never gives any reason for the denial they just say you do not qualify you can try again. 64k try again. An elderly woman of over 60years was denied a visa, abeg my people that kind of woman go run or work there. A naval officer of a high rank was denied visa with his family. Families of 5 where denied, just imagine how much has gone down the drain. They are just swinderling Nigerians because they know there is no refund. The government should look into this and make sure there is either a total refund or part refund and you would see they would stop the nonsense of visa denial without a good reason.

I feel your pain but lets be real, this may hurt but its the truth. You were denied because the officer saw reasons that indicate you may abscond. The elderly woman you mentioned was probably denied because of several reasons too. It could be her previous travel history showed she was spending 6 months or more indicating she may not return to Nigeria this time or maybe all her children are in the US and she has no ties to Nigeria anymore. The Naval officer you mentioned too could have his faults. A manager in one of the oil companies was denied recently and everyone was saying its because of US policy. Meanwhile, this man had his family in Maryland and they had overstayed. When he got denied, all he told people was that they are denying everyone even though he knew why he was denied.

There are genuine cases that also get rejected but that has been the case since several decades ago. If you guys really think they are denying everyone anyhow, please go to the airport everyday and see how FULL DELTA flights to Atlanta are......I also know a lot of people that recently got visas. Your answers to the questions asked probably made no difference. Things like ties to Nigeria, marital status, age, who you work for, travel history bear a lot of weight.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'A Waste Of Money'- Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis by EbolaParasite: 9:42pm On Jul 30, 2018
madridsta007:


33 year old player.
His physique and training regime are impressive but, please, father time will catch up with him after one season at Juve.
Then he would be shipped off the China to offset their purchase costs.

It doesn't matter. The point is that Juve will make money off him and that, my friends, is the only THING that matters.
His Jerseys will sell like wildfire. Juve will also get more viewers/fans which equals more revenue. Ronaldo is worth the fee and more.
Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Wizkid's Video With P. Diddy: "You Look Sick" by EbolaParasite: 10:43am On Jul 29, 2018
madjune:


80% of the Nigerian diet is fatty.

That's why you all have so much unwanted flesh and protruding tummy which gives you health issues in midlife.

Cut your fatty diet and you will see yourself looking like wizkid.

Identity crisis? Self hate? The issue here is about wizkid but you seem so hard pressed to condemn the Nigerian diet. Mr Nutritionist, if 80% of the Nigerian diet is fatty, then 99% of the American diet that you are preaching is also fatty. America currently has an Obesity crisis and you have the audacity to use America has an example. You are so ashamed of your self, you choose to condemn your own people. Wake up and stop worshipping those that don't give a crap about you.

Now back to the topic. Like i said before, there is a difference between good health and malnutrition or drug abuse. Wizkid looks ill. This has nothing to do with diet. He is obviously on drugs and most people know this.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Wizkid's Video With P. Diddy: "You Look Sick" by EbolaParasite: 7:15pm On Jul 28, 2018
madjune:
Nigga is healthy as fk.

Nigerians love the bloated, fatty orobo body once you come across money.
But I tell you, that kind of body kills.

The best body is slim fit.
I'm sure wizkid cut his fatty diet, that's all.

Most Americans are doing that now.

There is a difference between being healthy and looking anorexic/ill. Stop deceiving yourself. He looks like someone that is heavy on drugs. Everyone knows this. All that grammar you dey blow up there na tales by moonlight.

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Webmasters / Re: Google Chrome Have Started Marking Sites Without ‘HTTPS’ As Not Secure.(photos) by EbolaParasite: 8:50pm On Jul 25, 2018
pacespot:
https, free? which web host gives it for free? after paying for your domain name, you still have to pay for the https. I use different hosts for my domain name and wed hosting

Try letsencrypt. Even if you dont have shell access, they have plugins for several platforms. If you have shell access, it only takes 30 seconds and its free

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Webmasters / Re: Google Chrome Have Started Marking Sites Without ‘HTTPS’ As Not Secure.(photos) by EbolaParasite: 1:58pm On Jul 25, 2018
Lyoncrescent:
quick question to those in the know. The HR online application of our office that hosts our pay slip and other sensitive information is http not https However, the contractor who developed the applicationsaid it doesnt matter since the software is hosted online on the servers of Galaxy Backbone which is a Nigerian government company and as such its secure from hackers and all that because the Galaxy company has a whole lot of security on the backend.

My question is in this context is he right that https doesnt matter as long as you have security on the backend ? A lot of sensitive information are on this application from peoples certificates to payslips and the company that developed the software insists https doesnt matter and http is fine.You require a login to access the application though.

Please advice

The person is trying to tell you that your information is stored on a secured server. Meaning it is slightly harder for hackers to steal that information from their servers. It doesn't mean they can't though. What he failed to tell you, and where he is wrong is with the http issue. Even though their server is secure, if you use an http connection to send information to their server, the information that YOU send over that http connection to their server is not encrypted. What this means is that if you have a computer that has been compromised either with trojans, viruses etc and you decided to enter your username and password on the http connection, that information can be intercepted while you are sending it over. IF it is https, it is encrypted and makes it harder to steal. So https is still very important although it doesn't guarantee anything.

If a keylogger is installed on your computer, http or https, everything you typed on the site can be stolen.
With regards to those saying Nairaland is now secure, this is incorrect. It is YOUR CONNECTION to Nairaland that is secure so that when you enter usernames and passwords, it is encrypted. As far as your information stored on Nairaland server, unless Seun comes and tells you about the security in place, you have no either if it is secure or not.
Career / Re: Africans Roasting Corn For Survival In Paris, France. Photos/video by EbolaParasite: 7:52pm On Jul 07, 2018
thesicilian:
There's nothing wrong with what they are doing, the only problem is how they are doing it.
They should have packaged it well, using machines or covered fires, with showglass and neat environment, etc.

If no be panadol, it can never be like panadol. Na you go chop roasted corn inside showglass? Explain why workers (managers included) leave their continental meals served at lunch in various offices in V.I to go to one roadside mama put to chop Swallow/Garri when they can just eat the "eba" inside "show glass" in their office.. tongue

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Forged NYSC Certificate - Premium Times by EbolaParasite: 12:43pm On Jul 07, 2018
bigtt76:
This is just fake news. The law does not mandate Nigerian graduates of foreign universities to immediately return home and participate in the NYC. Rather, what it means is that if you return back to Nigeria with the intention to seek employment, you must undergo the NYSC or get an exemption.

She returned back to Nigeria in 2002 which meant she was already past the age and the exemption signed by Bomoi after he stepped down is not out of place.

The signatures are imprinted and not physically signed. You don't expect the NYSC to discard all printed certificates because of change of DG.... Where would they get the funds to print new ones?

Let's face real issues and stop all these joooooorr

You are wrong. The law states that if you graduate before 30. As long as you got your undergraduate degree before the age of 30, you HAVE to serve if you intend to work in Nigeria. If you graduated from a foreign university at 22. Even if you come back to Nigeria at the age of 55, the law requires you to participate in the NYSC because you obtained your degree before 30 years of age. It is not your current age when seeking employment but your age at graduation that exempts you.

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Education / Re: Bullied Schoolgirl Shows Up For Prom With Escort Of 127 Bikers In England by EbolaParasite: 3:46pm On Jul 02, 2018
Lomprico2:
Americans and their hypocrisy! Bullying like this is what leads to school shootings, they will never address it! instead they will be looking for parents or guardians of these shooters to blame.

Oga, this didn't happen in America. Calm da ***** down.
Travel / Re: NNPC Tanker’s Trailer Boy Seen Battling Fuel Leakage In Lagos (Video) by EbolaParasite: 7:25pm On Jul 01, 2018
Oshlander:
The making of another disaster.

Please call 911

911 kwa? You will hear "All trunks are busy, please call later..."
Nairaland / General / Re: Donors To Victims Of Otedola Bridge Tanker Fire Receive Death Threats by EbolaParasite: 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2018
joncom:
The way they came up fast and wanted to help is also fishy. I won't believe anything, since they too can just want publicity as they know Nigerians can sympathize. Anonymous caller?

Don't mind them. Its all a lie. They are using other peoples grief to get publicity and market themselves. Which yeye death threats. Bogus lies. Shame on them
Travel / Re: How Petrol Tankers Move In Canada And Abidjan by EbolaParasite: 6:04pm On Jun 29, 2018
itspzpics:
This is how petroleum tankers move in Canada but I think our leaders do travel to this country and they see how they do things there.

Nawa oo… Watch video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsgQai7E60g
Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/otedola-bridge-tanker-explosion-see-how-petrol-tankers-moves-in-canada-video/




https://mobile.twitter.com/IgweOfficial/status/1012584810118819846


Which kain misinformation be this. How do they get fuel to the gas stations? Is it the same rail that will transport it over to the stations. There are thousands of trucks that transport fuel in canada, usa, and the rest of the world. Your post is wrong.

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Politics / Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by EbolaParasite: 10:31pm On May 01, 2018
aribisala0:
You clarify what you mean by investments "STOPPED" you are the one who made the claim not me

Ei incumbio probatio qui dicit non qui negat

It is incumbent on he who declares a thing to prove it not he who denies

There is nowhere you ask the man who refutes a claim that there are green men with orange eyes on Mars to disprove it rather the one who makes the claim should prove it

You claim to be an engineer so you would understand graphs . There are many online showing investment on one axis over time(years) Worldwide.

You clarify where investments in the oil industry "STOPPED"

Is it worldwide or

Nigeria??

Once you define the area of your claim I will mention investments

Nigeria or Worldwide

Though it is really your responsibilty to prove not mine to disprove

Typical Nigerian. Deviate and deviate. Abeg, i have better things to do. Next time if you no nothing about an industry, don't argue. If you can't answer my question then adios amigos. Aint nobody gat time 4 dat wishy washy stuff.
Politics / Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by EbolaParasite: 1:37pm On May 01, 2018
aribisala0:

It is your opinion that "companies have stopped investing in the oil sector" buut this is nonsense.

You just make pronouncement affter pronouncement as iif you are some kind of oracle and it is just hot air

I really am not interested in your biography

Care to mention the biggest investment made recently in the industry? Capital investment has been down significantly the last 4 years. Yes , oil price has something to do with it as well. How many rigs are currently operating in Nigeria drilling for oil? I mentioned my background so you know where im coming from.

You keep refuting my statements with no evidence to show its wrong. We learn everyday. If you have evidence that suggests otherwise, feel free to share
Politics / Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by EbolaParasite: 1:33pm On May 01, 2018
aribisala0:
I did not dispute that I said American companies still need our oil.

Chevron and Mobil are not private companies maybe you need to check the meaning of that

Okay i goofed. Yes they are publicly traded but what i meant was that they are not government owned or run like the NNPC
Politics / Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by EbolaParasite: 1:29pm On May 01, 2018
aribisala0:


You are one of those individuals that is aptly described as opinionated. What that means is that you talk a lot, do not listen and rarely learn because you believe you know everything

It is not my opinion but simply facts. Nigerian crude exports to the US stopped for a reason. Care to enlighten me? FYI, i am a Drilling Engineer so i am not ignorant.
Politics / Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by EbolaParasite: 1:15pm On May 01, 2018
aribisala0:

The investment of Mobil and Chevron in Nigeria are insignificant?
I don't know what you mean by shakara or when we did this shakara too the US or anyone.

I meant your response. Read my post again. I already stated they have operations in Nigeria. Are you aware that crude exports from Nigeria to the US were completely stopped a few years ago? They only recently started exporting minimal amounts again. The US is producing record amounts of crude and they have astronomical reserves. That is what i mean by they do not need our oil anymore. Sure Exxon and Chevron bring in Tax revenue from their operations in Nigeria but it is insignificant when you compare it to tax revenue from other sources. Exxon and Chevron are private companies. Even though the US will always support American companies, the point is that their presence in Nigeria is no longer a big deal.

Companies have stopped investing in the oil sector. Do you know how much Shell for instance has divested? My guy, shakara is over. They have other options. Gone are the days when Niger Delta threats will significantly affect oil price.
Politics / Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by EbolaParasite: 12:47pm On May 01, 2018
aribisala0:
But Americam companies do


Exxon Mobil
Chevron

Insignificant. They already have operations in Nigeria, Yes. The point is that Nigerian oil is no longer crucial to the U.S. Not even just the U.S, as a whole, we can no longer do shakara because there are ABUNDANT alternatives all over. There are discoveries being made everywhere else. Niger, Chad, Senegal, Ghana,etc Not to mention the astronomical reserves in the Permian Basin and the rest of the shale plays in the US. The shakara is over. Those days are GONE.
Politics / Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by EbolaParasite: 12:25am On May 01, 2018
Archangel15:
He is signing 50% of Nigeria's oil to the US. grin

What planet have you been on the past few years? America no longer needs our oil.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Interviewers Are Not Allowed To Look At Jacob Zuma's New 24-yr-old Wife (photo) by EbolaParasite: 10:41pm On Apr 23, 2018
divinevie:
by the way....who snapped them?

Now, that, my friend, is the right questtion.

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Phones / Re: "Mark Zuckerberg Should Zuck Off And Quit" - Investor Scott Stringer Says by EbolaParasite: 7:57am On Apr 05, 2018
obrigado080:
People are really ignorant
They think zuckerberg owns facebook...
For ur info FB and social media is a CIA spying tool. social media, search engines, high tech gadgets etc are used by the american govt, and her agencies (controlled by the deep state) to gather intelligence and maintain their grip on the globe.
The Chinese know this, that,s why u cant access FB, twitter etc in china. China created its own social media for its people....

As long as u use social media & search engines, as long as u use android and ios, as long as u use gmail & yahoomail, etc - THEY KNOW ABOUT YOU...
Zuckerberg is just a front (actor), so he may be sacrificed as a scapegoat, while the deep state continues with their business.

They successfully deceived u all
Ha ha ha ha...

Somebody just watched Jason Bourne and thinks he knows it all..... grin shocked shocked

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Family / Re: Couple Celebrate 62nd Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 10:50am On Apr 03, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


There are 365days in a year.
Let's assume these folks have sex 350 out of the 365 days in a year.

They have been married for 62 years.
So;
350 x 62 = 21,700.

Chai!!
This frail, innocent looking woman has had sex almost 22 thousand times in her life.

What will the diameter, circumference and radius of her aperture be?
I just pity her p.

You are obviously not married, hence the big blunder you posted. Trust me, after your first few years of marriage and then kids, you'd be lucky to have sex once a month.

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