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Education / Re: Super Long Building In Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 4:33pm On Mar 05, 2018
HighIQ:
Possibly the longest building in West Africa or beyond

The greatness of Great ife cannot be over emphasized. As a result, a new amazing structure has just been erected inside Obafemi Awolowo University that has got the astonishment of passerby. This is due to the exceedingly long length of this structure that is beyond the imagination of many. Possibly one of the longest structure in the world. It stretches about 0.3Km from health sciences through Faculty of pharmacy and OAU museum. OAU is known for her super architectural structures but this is a bit unique. Recently the university is seen to have been endowed with some newly beautiful structures that is complementing her original known structures and many still under construction. All alumni should note that OAU is not the same way you left it years back as many new changes have taken place in the ivory tower. Without doubt, OAU is indeed a centre of tourist attractions. GREAT IFE!

Waste of space in my opinion. Should "build up" and conserve space.

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Car Talk / Re: How Man Drives His Ferrari Out Of His House Everyday (Hilarious Video, Photos) by EbolaParasite: 11:27pm On Feb 22, 2018
greatman247:
This is not a Nigerian govt problem, the man is so foolish, he is suppose to fix his house and not expecting govt to do that for him. How can you explain this situation, you have the might to buy such an expensive car and you can't release fund to fix the entrance of your house? I guess this is just planned out and not real.

Before you rush to judgement, that house has probably been raised higher than the street probably because of flooding. This is done in a lot of areas in lekki/ajah. If you dont raise your floor, when the street floods, your home becomes a swimming pool.

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Car Talk / Re: How Man Drives His Ferrari Out Of His House Everyday (Hilarious Video, Photos) by EbolaParasite: 11:25pm On Feb 22, 2018
ThankYouGod:
He has money to buy car. But he doesn't have money to fix the floor.

The house is raised higher than the street and this is probably due to flooding in that area.

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Family / Re: My Baby Won't Eat.....Please Suggestions (Worried Dad) by EbolaParasite: 1:03pm On Feb 19, 2018
peacettw:


Lol. Thought I was the only one who noticed the constant use of the words cretinous, cretin... He can't help himself. Those words must be used on every post. Poor child... I had thought he was just been silly with a desperate need to seek for relevance on every thread but now I am reconsidering another diagnosis. He might simply be unwell, cos that will explain his limited range and repeated use of vocabulary. Such a sad world

He is lonely. He was rejected in the real world and uses online fora to express his frustration. See how he tries to reply to every single person and curses them out? This is how they start. He probably has very few friends. Let's show him some love before he runs mad from loneliness.
Family / Re: My Baby Won't Eat.....Please Suggestions (Worried Dad) by EbolaParasite: 2:07am On Feb 19, 2018
Sagamite:


You are a cretinous person!

What part of check your child and take them to a medical expert or change the food did your moronic brain struggle to comprehend?

You were force-fed till you were brain damaged?

Only illiterates use curses to get their points across. It doesn't make you look smart, it simply shows how shallow you are. You mentioned that the kid will eventually eat and i corrected you. There are kids that will rather starve to death. This is a faceless forum. Throwing insults just makes you look weak. Do you actually think your insults will somehow affect me. If life is giving you problems, please see a therapist. Nobody cares about your violent insults on here.

It is not by force to post. The OP asked for advice. He doesn't need your violent insults. Heck nobody on here does. Mr know it all, keep it moving please.

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Family / Re: My Baby Won't Eat.....Please Suggestions (Worried Dad) by EbolaParasite: 7:42pm On Feb 18, 2018
Sagamite:


This is pure nonsense!

Irritating nonsense!

Please don't tell me you are an educated individual. What kind of fcking illiterate behaviour is that? You want to choke the kid?

This shyt is irritating me to the bone. I am really restraining my tongue because it is your child and your ignorant behaviour is out of concern and love.

If a child is not eating, you have three options.

1) Find out if there is anything wrong with the child physiologically by first physically examining the child and, if necessary, take the child to a medical profesional.

2) Change the food type (which you have already done)

3) WAIT! Put the food on the side. When the child is hungry wellu wellu, it would ask/cry for food and eat what is offered.

I have said this repeatedly to those I have seen trying to force-feed their children. What utter nonsense!!!

If you don't feel like eating, would you like people pinning you down and forcing food in you?

The child is a human being that NEEDS the nutrients of food to function and survive. If they are not taking what you are offering now, they would definitely take it later when hunger wire them. Why would you want to torment and traumatise them with feeding time because of your own self-obsession with convincing yourself that you are doing a great job parenting?

You are potentially raising a child that would have challenges with food in future because it registers in their brain as association with trauma.

What kind of fcking illiterate behaviour is this?

While i don't advocate force feeding, you sir or maam are the one behaving like an illiterate. You obviously have no experience with kids. There are kids that have refused to eat and ended up in the hospital. The theory that they will eat when hungry is false. There are some kids with psychological/neurological issues that are picky with what they want and would rather starve to death. The only thing you can scold the OP for is force feeding. Every other thing is wrong. OP is right to be worried and all they need do is find ways of getting the child to eat. Insinuating a child will eventually eat when hunger wires the child is an ILLITERATE assertion.

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Car Talk / Re: Parts In Regular Cars You Won't Find In Electric Car's Maintenance/Repair Lists by EbolaParasite: 12:30pm On Jan 22, 2018
vertueptime:


Baba i go buy am come put my i pass my Neigbour generator for boot, any time i go fit charge am

Clap for yourself. The electric vehicle is trying to reduce reliance on fossil fuels and hence reduce emissions. Wetin be your own solution? Carry generator that uses PMS - the same product, the electric car wan defeat, put am inside your boot. You do well ooo grin grin

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Politics / Re: Pump Attendant Arrested For Selling Fuel At N240 (video) by EbolaParasite: 4:47pm On Dec 24, 2017
Pierohandsome:
This issue of ordering them to sell at 145 will not solve it. Once they are caught they should not only arrest the manager , but empty the whole fuel to the people for free, and therfter withdraw their license and shut dwn the station.

By so doing, watch how everyone of them wil comply

You do realize some of these private fuel station owners have to pay premiums to get fuel right? You want to force them to sell at 145 knowing very well that they bought it for higher than 145. Nigeria is just a crazy place. You want to force everyone to sell at 145 and expect scarcity to stop? They will simply stop selling and scarcity will persist. Na who dey run charity. Who is in business to lose?

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Politics / Re: Jerusalem: ''I Am Willing To Take A Bullet For Donald Trump'' - Reno Omokri by EbolaParasite: 2:19pm On Dec 07, 2017
Rotimik:


Moslems have no business fighting over Jerusalem anymore than Christians have over mecca.

This is the most ignorant statement made this year. Do you guys educate yourselves at all? Research, research, and research to increase your knowledge. Do you know the difference between Jews, Moslems, Christians, Palestinians, and Israelites?
Do you know the difference between modern day Jerusalem, Israel etc and Biblical Jerusalem?

Research, then come back and delete your statement above.

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Politics / Re: Jide Tinubu Slumped & Died Of Heart Attack by EbolaParasite: 11:52pm On Nov 01, 2017
uzoclinton:
Your father is a thief...He trained you with stolen funds.. He is also a rapist... For decades your dad raped - and is still raping - the country you just left....

Ignorance. After, they will start blaming others for their woes. Tinubu became lasgidi governor in 1999 right? Abeg check, research, and educate yourself when his son graduated from school. So you are claiming Tinubu stole money and retroactively went back in time to use the money to train his son that had already graduated. You are a fool. Respect the dead!

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Health / Re: Men, Would You Allow Your Gynecologist Friend Attend To Your Pregnant Wife? by EbolaParasite: 4:40pm On Oct 04, 2017
Aieboocaar:
OP its nothing joooor!!!!! As long as he wears a glove while examining the abuna grin grin



On a serious note jare, i think doctors are trained professionals jare. Your doctor friend has been treating other peoples wives too!!


He's not the only doctor. Find another doctor. If he was treating other for other ailments then fine but we are talking about examining your friends partners private parts. NO WAY. He is not the only capable doctor!!
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu : Throw Back September 04, 2017. by EbolaParasite: 8:00pm On Sep 17, 2017
Afam4eva:

He said "I will go to Abuja and bring Buhari's head."

Some people obviously don't know what a metaphor is. We have a lot of educated illiterates in this country who have refused to use their god given brain. Until someone if armed to the teeth, you can't label them a terrorist organization. Kiss the truth and forever be free.

This right here, is an ignorant statement. How many of his followers in the video understand the "metaphor" you claim? He is the same person that said "burn down Nigeria" if i am arrested. I guess if his followers start burning Nigeria, he will claim, it was only a "metaphor" and i didn't really mean it. My guy, "come and start going".

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Femi Adebayo And His Beautiful Wife In Adorable Selfie by EbolaParasite: 1:25pm On Sep 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Femi Adebayo knows the people he is deceiving with this useless 'happy family' selfie.

Today is Sunday so I will not talk about his exploits with Beauty pageants in Kwara State.
That can of worm is for another day.

You alread did. Amebo.
Crime / Re: ‘I Saw Big Men Come For Body Parts In Kidnapper’s Den’ (pic) by EbolaParasite: 10:32pm On Sep 16, 2017
GavelSlam:


Won't those parts be frozen / preserved?

Doesn't the element of time factor into all of this?

Doesn't there have to be a match?

Organ harvest /transplant isn't as easy as you make it out to be.

Who told you the buyers do not come prepared? They probably don't kill the victims until the buyer are around. Yes there has to be a match but all you need do is research how these criminals operate. They almost always will have someone that matches. I'm not saying this case is 100% but these stuff has been happening in Nigeria for a long time. Organ trade in the black market is a rising threat. Do some research online like i did and you will see what has been going on
Crime / Re: ‘I Saw Big Men Come For Body Parts In Kidnapper’s Den’ (pic) by EbolaParasite: 9:12pm On Sep 16, 2017
GavelSlam:


There are definitely ignorant people who would attempt it.

The story of "Big men" purportedly arriving to buy these parts is for me ridiculous and a ploy to suggest such primitive measures work.


Actually, if you guys pay attention and "read", you may learn something. She mentioned they didn't give them food that the were giving them "water". What does that tell you? When you want to go for surgery/organ transplant, don't they tell you not to eat before surgery? You are told to drink water. These people are simply in the business of selling organs. The big men referred to, may simply be the people involved in the "black market, organ transfer business"

If you are not aware, this is big business. People with money that need kidney transplants etc are part of this black market. Not everything is for money making schemes. This particualar case is obvious. They were harvesting organs to sell to people who needed transplants.
Crime / Re: Manhood Of Man Who Gave Crippled Beggar Money At Ikeja Vanishes - Instagram User by EbolaParasite: 8:47pm On Sep 16, 2017
Chommieblaq:
I normally doubt these kinda of stories, but I was there life yesterday. I witnessed everything at Ikeja along.

Another primitive liar spotted!!
Crime / Re: Manhood Of Man Who Gave Crippled Beggar Money At Ikeja Vanishes - Instagram User by EbolaParasite: 8:45pm On Sep 16, 2017
NITRABOMB:
This is real... I was there!!!!

It was really crazy to me because we pulled down the man's pants and looked and behold there was no dick. The area was just flat. I left cos I was hurrying yo work.. Don't know how it ended Sha.


But u can check my signature to make money today

Liar Liar Pants On FIRE!!!
Politics / Re: How Buhari Got Nigeria Out Of Recession - Lai Mohammed by EbolaParasite: 3:40pm On Sep 07, 2017
fmlala:
Early 2016, National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) and Finance Minister say Nigeria is officially in economic recession....

Then Wailers responded with a thunderous applause, not minding the fact that their heroes and heroines looted and plundered the country into recession....

* September 2017, National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) and Finance Minister say Nigeria is officially out of economic recession....

Then Wailers are now responding with a thunderous wailing of disapproval and rejection.... They love bad news, and they hate good news, especially if it has to do with PMB and Nigeria! They believed the NBS and the Finance Minister then, but they don't believe the NBS and the Finance Minister now!

Poor Wailers, they don't know and understand that our getting out of economic recession is a function of the swelling up of our foreign reserves in spite of the fact that oil still sells at less than $50 per barrel, and which means the blockage of leakages and the anti corruption war have been remarkably successful after all. And it also means PMB's Economic Team, headed by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, is a sound team!

The swelling up of our foreign reserves means the Naira will now maintain its momentum of recovery against other foreign currencies, which will further translate into gradual but steady fall in prices of goods and services. So, if you are out there wailing that this announcement has not changed the prices of rice, yams, garri or other commodities in the market near you, just hold your breath and monitor the markets in the coming days, weeks and months!

Just watch PMB recover Nigeria from thieves and the consequences of their stealing!

Long live PMB! God bless Nigeria!

Excuse you, the only reason is because the price of crude went up and our production has been up. We were exempted from the production cap by OPEC. If crude oil falls back under 40 or close to 30, we will be right back to square 1. The CBN has access to extra FOREX because of OIL. It is still the same ol same ol. Reliance on OIL.

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Travel / Re: Bribe Collection At Murtala Muhammed International Airport by EbolaParasite: 2:05am On Aug 20, 2017
EgunMogaji:


Trolleys are free at IAH, I bet I've transitioned there more than you and I've never paid wink

Another member has validated this too on this thread.

http://www.ifly.com/george-bush-intercontinental-airport/baggage-and-security

Apparently we're referencing different things. Free for arrivals but definitely not departure. Never had to use one upon arrival so no way i would have known about that. Departures on the other hand, as evident in the pic you attached is not free.

Oh by the way, transition all you want, unless you work the type of work i do, no way you would have transitioned more than i do. Pass through there every 25-28 days non stop.
Travel / Re: Bribe Collection At Murtala Muhammed International Airport by EbolaParasite: 11:03pm On Aug 19, 2017
EgunMogaji:


Yes, it's free.

They are free for Passengers. Another member had confirmed it wink

You keep insisting and i told you i have paid on multiple occasions. if you see a trolley idle, of course someone has already paid for it. On the other hand, tell me if you went to the rack, where they are stacked if you were able to pull one without paying. The thing even accepts credit card payment sef. It is not free. I have paid multiple times.

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Travel / Re: Bribe Collection At Murtala Muhammed International Airport by EbolaParasite: 9:01pm On Aug 19, 2017
EgunMogaji:


Yep, IAH.

Totally free. No neeed for long stories.

Excuse me they are not free. I have paid at least a minimum of 15 times at IAH
Travel / Re: Bribe Collection At Murtala Muhammed International Airport by EbolaParasite: 4:22pm On Aug 19, 2017
EgunMogaji:


Los Angeles and Houston, at least.

Trolleys free in Houston. For where? This same IAH??
Unless you picked up a trolley that somebody already used, THEY ARE NOT FREE.
To release them from the rack, YOU HAVE TO PAY
If you pick up a trolley that is loose or just seating idly, it is because someone already paid to use it and left it behind.
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Ghanaian Girl Beats Her 14-Year-Old Friend To Death Over Boyfriend by EbolaParasite: 12:41pm On Aug 13, 2017
ijustdey:



A family member of the deceased in an interview with Abusua FM’s Osei Kwadwo disclosed that the deceased was stabbed by her friend Faustina Korankye, but thanks to the efforts of doctors she survived


http://adomonline.com/ghana-news/girl-13-beats-friend-death-boyfriend/






Am i missing something here. What kind of reporting is this?
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Is Searching For A Husband For His Mother (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 10:41pm On Aug 10, 2017
TheHistorian:

I used to think SENSE was common until I read your post and all indications of your sense-possession is missing.

She might be a widow so your assertion about her being an "olosho" is possibly erroneous.

She's not obese and besides most men like the "flesh".

Her Skin is wonderful too.

Abeg speak for yourself. Which flesh do most men like?
Family / Re: Sidechick Reports Husband To His Wife After He Cheated On Her With Her Friends by EbolaParasite: 7:06pm On Aug 06, 2017
nazanwannem:
A wife sent screenshot of chats she had with her husband's sidechick to relationship expert Joro Olumofin, and according to her, her husband's sidechick reported her cheating husband after she got cheated on. 

The sidechick further told the lady to warn her husband to stop disturbing her, after he cheated on her with her two friends. She also shared screenshots of messages between her and the man who was begging her not to leave him,while claiming to be managing his wife. 

Here's the chats; 

http://www.lailasblog.com/sidechick-reports-husband-wife-cheated/


Someone tell this Joro to stop creating fake stories. E don do.

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Romance / Re: Girl Rubs Boyfriend's Sperm On Her Face. See Reason by EbolaParasite: 4:09pm On Aug 03, 2017
Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face. grin

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural. tongue

Innocent question. How you take know say e dey smell?
Family / Re: My Marriage - A Sinking Ship. by EbolaParasite: 6:23pm On Jul 17, 2017
Bluestreams:
Profile: 10yrs old Nlander, Postgrad, 32yrs old, 2 yrs old in marriage with a 1yr old son.


.......... . I have only slapped her once in 2 yrs.

PS: I'll answer any questions you might ask me. Forgive any typo. Thanks.

shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Goat In Katsina Pictured by EbolaParasite: 11:03am On Jun 23, 2017
dessz:
I can, it is imoraity cool grin
BTW ur signature says alot, where do u want me to take u to wink

It is immorality. See pesin wey dey correct pesin sef dey feck up.

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Evans Names Some Bigwigs In His Kidnap Ring by EbolaParasite: 10:51am On Jun 13, 2017
whirlwind7:


My thoughts exactly.
Very likely he wasn't even read his miranda rights by the arresting cops, and in all the excitement, he would have forgotten that he has the right to a legal representative.

Well, by the time the police and the courts finish dealing with him, he wouldn't care much for a lawyer cheesy

Miranda rights in Nigeria? You too dey watch hollywood. Miranda rights is American. Has nothing to do with Nigeria.
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Ft Wande Coal & Harrysong – It’s Not A Lie (audio) by EbolaParasite: 10:13pm On Jun 11, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Nice

As huge and great as JayZ is, Eminem murdered him on His song Renegade. Kendrick Lamar murder Big Sean on Controll. Yung6ix murdered MI on Export, Olamide murdered Reminisce on 'Government. No be today dem dey murder people on their own songs.
So you my friend should get a grip and STFU

It's not a lie!!!
but ehn....eminem on renegade ehn....ol boy.....even Jay Z no fit shout.
Travel / Re: Toyota Land Cruiser Somersaults At Stadium, Lagos (photos) by EbolaParasite: 11:08pm On May 22, 2017
Benekruku:



We know u re a science student!

Let me know when u see a Mercedes flip on such busy road! Even if u ever get to see one on top speed.


It has nothing to do with the auto manufacturer. Yes some manufacturers have designs that give a more sturdy/comfy feel on the road but it is simple PHYSICS. All SUV's have a higher potential for tipping over at higher speeds than sedans simply because of a higher center of gravity with respect to the ground. When you factor in momentum (which is a function of the vehicle speed), your so called Mercedes will tumble like no tomorrow if it is hit from a point low.

No need argueing this. Simply check the VISOR in any SUV - Your favorite MERCEDES included. It is written dia in BOLD. Not my opinion. SImple facts from auto manufacturers themselves.
Travel / Re: Toyota Land Cruiser Somersaults At Stadium, Lagos (photos) by EbolaParasite: 7:35pm On May 22, 2017
Benekruku:
If an alimighty Land Cruiser can somersault, it means Toyota is lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

All SUVs are prone to tipping over. Simple physics. Center of Gravity.

Modified : I see other people already answered. Guess next time i suppose read the whole thread before doing "oyakhilome bebeto"

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