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Romance / Re: JimDre Westbrook, 32-Year-Old Virgin Man (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 4:02pm On Oct 13, 2016
Duru009:
Gay alert.....

Yup. He doesn't look like he's straight.
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by EbolaParasite: 2:18pm On Oct 10, 2016
elampiro:


CNN are after Trump, not his deputy. The deputies debate don't have so much weight. CNN, NBC, Business Insider, Yahoo News, are obviously campaigning for Clinton, they bring mostly negative reports about Trump while they promote Clinton with good reports. If there is a negative report against Clinton, they cover it up with good editing or blame it on Russia trying to influence the US elections. The readers of the above fora I listed are getting tired of the one way report, they are beginning to see the lies.

See reactions to CNN. You will get same from readers of Nbcs and business Insider.

The comment by Stephen Summer generates most 'likes'. Those comments supporting CNN poll can't even get a thousand 'like'.

Ever watch FOX news? Ojoro cancel!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN/ORC Poll: Hillary Clinton Won The 2nd US Presidential Debate 57% To 34% by EbolaParasite: 2:15pm On Oct 10, 2016
Amberon:
I see some muslims here slamming Trump...lol

Hilary Clinton has been at the corridors of power for over 30 years... 30 freaking years, she has had such debates numerous times, so why won't she be winning debates against Trump who is just a first timer? Its one thing to win debates, its a whole other thing entirely to win at the polls. Moreover many polls are also saying Trump won. We all know the mainstream media including CNN will route for Hilary.

Hilary knows she has nothing on Trump nowadays that's why she has resorted to cheap blackmail. Trump's tax audit is out...where are Clinton's 33,000 emails?

Trump tax audit out? Na NTA report am? I take it you meant his tax returns......he hasn't released them. The only thing leaked was a 1995 return. Stop getting your news from your SUYA seller!!

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Travel / Re: African Union Issues Travel Warning For USA - PIC by EbolaParasite: 1:02am On Oct 06, 2016
Alhaji1970:

You are fantastically correct.
I was in Atlanta in June and booked an hotel online because it was cheap.
When I and my wife got there it was like visiting a den. Weed and probably other terrible stuff was being smoked live!
The POS didn't work and we had to pay cash for only a night and we relocated the following morning.
Alas! When these guys saw $100 note, if you saw the way they were looking at us; asking where we came from and whether we would be there tomorrow, we knew we were in danger. We didn't sleep till morning when we signed out under police cover. The guys thought we had huge dole. The story is longer than this, but to be short.
My brothers, if you have to book hotel online, please read the review about the facility very well.

Excuse me, if you hold a $100 note ANYWHERE in the US, you will get the same reaction. People rarely move around with $100 notes. Usually when you see someone with a $100, you immediately know they are foreigners/tourists (mostly nigerians). The $100 note and your use of the term POS shows you are/were a tourist so no biggie. With regards to the area being "run down", i think anyone that thinks EVERYWHERE IN AMERICA is PARADISE needs to have his/her head checked.
In this day and age. If you need to see how any street looks, just hit google street maps/view. Only an ignorant fellow would ASSUME that America is Perfect. Not referring to you though. Just speaking out loud.

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Travel / Re: African Union Issues Travel Warning For USA - PIC by EbolaParasite: 3:08pm On Oct 04, 2016
SpitsOnYoruba:


You see why i don't talk to ignorant people

Didn't you see where i wrote that i spend only 6 months in the USA and spend the remaining 6 months in Nigeria
Does that sound to you like i live in America ??

6 months and you witnessed 200 murders. If you decide not to travel to naija in one year, it means you gi witness like 350 murders and probably 50 of your friends will get shot. Your ignorance didn't let you realize that a huge chunk of nairalanders also live in MURIKA. You can't come here and be telling tales by moonlight. Sure, the crimes and murders exist but some of us have lived in Chicago and never witnessed a single murder. Doesn't mean it doesn't occur but you SIR, must be living in KABUL to have witnessed 200. Nigerians can LIE sha

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Travel / Re: African Union Issues Travel Warning For USA - PIC by EbolaParasite: 2:15pm On Oct 04, 2016
Lombardi:
I have lived in the U.S. for 30 years and can say the guy spewing all those facts is exaggerating. Yes there are murders, you can be robbed. The same happens in Nigeria. He is typical of a person that is trying to discourage someone from visiting America. If America is so bad why do you still stay there. There are so many opportunities here, if you keep your nose clean and are hardworking you will be alright. America is great because of immigrants don't let people feed you nonsense. There is this thing called internets. Use it to find out the truth for your self.

You dont need to be nice. He didn't exagerate. HE LIED.
Probably gets all his stories from FOX news. Imagine saying he has witnessed 200 murders. What kind of PRIMARY school lie is that?

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Travel / Re: African Union Issues Travel Warning For USA - PIC by EbolaParasite: 2:11pm On Oct 04, 2016
SpitsOnYoruba:


I took out some time to write a post and you will summon the courage to say that my facts are exaggerated
Well, i may get angry because i wasted my precious time to write that and someone who doesn't know me called my post "exaggerated"

Liar Liar. Pants on Fire!!!

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Travel / Re: African Union Issues Travel Warning For USA - PIC by EbolaParasite: 2:06pm On Oct 04, 2016
SpitsOnYoruba:
If you plan on coming here, i have some tips that will save your life

Forget about the America they show you on the T.V
They're thousands of homeless people sleeping on the streets Los Angeles, New York and the big cities
There are places in the USA where people still live in the cave, doesn't wear clothes or shoes and no electricity or running water
There are places in New York that are 100 times worse than Ajegunle

USA is the country where you get killed for wearing a Nike or Jordans sneakers worth only $120

In the USA, you can't just walk into some streets or neighborhood you don't know like you do in Nigeria

Do you wanna know how dangerous USA is ?? Come to Compton or Chicago, you will live in Afghanistan for 7 years without being killed, you can't live in America for 2 days without being killed or your friend being killed


20 of my friends were killed last month for nothing, just sitting in their homes and they were gunned down

1. Don't argue with Americans, they're the most ignorant people on earth

2. Don't get in trouble with anyone, buying a gun is very easy, you walk into Walmart, give them $100 and they give you a gun

3. Americans glorify violence, if you go to jail or kill someone, to them you're a God, killing you will make them feel accomplished, so don't try to argue with anyone

4. Don't go to nightclubs

5. Don't go to the ghettos

6. Mind your goddam business

7. When stopped by the police, give them all your information, license, registration, proof of insurance, don't worry about going to jail if your your driving papers ain't up to date, you will spend only 1 hour in jail and you will be bailed with $65

8. American police are trigger happy, do whatever they tell you to do, don't argue, in fact lay on the floor immediately they ask you to

9. Americans talk too much like women, don't waste your precious time talking with them

10. The most dangerous country in the world is USA
I'm from Nigeria and have been living in the USA for 12 years but i go to Nigeria every 6 month.


Let me tell you, the very first day i came to America, i landed in New York city, i was so disappointed and wanted to go home immediately
Those fantasizing about the USA are those who haven't been to America

USA is the most dangerous country in the world
Chicago is just a city in the states of Illinois, they're the murder capital of the world, Detroit is the second, California is the third

I've seen about 200 murders in the USA but i haven't seen any murder when i was in Nigeria, how is Nigeria or Africa dangerous ??

The police will kill innocent people and at the end of the day, no charges, no jail sentence, there will still be in the police force

As for the citizens, A child doesn't know who his father is because his father is in jail and will never get out, the child will have kids before the age of 23 and before the age of 27, he commits a murder and gets a 70 years prison sentence, the cycle continues and never stops
Killing people is nothing to them



The number of murders that occur in Chicago and Los Angeles in a year is greater than the number of murders that happens in every country in this world put together

Always remember, USA belongs to the Indians, these people from the great Britain came into the USA in 1776 uninvited, killed all the Indians, raped their women, took their lands and named it "USA" and you think they give a fucck about your life ??

20 of your friends were shot and killed. Kilode. Una too lie.
You have seen 200 murders. Why do people lie this much. 200? 1, 2, 3, 4 all the way to 200. Unless you are the gang leader killing people in chicago, my friend you are a LIAR. Like say no be this America all of us dey live

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Travel / Re: Cheap Calls From USA To Nigeria by EbolaParasite: 8:17pm On Oct 02, 2016
MrNesta:
Hello guys, I would love someone to suggest a cheap way to call Nigeria from the US.
PS. I have tried boss revolution, I need other suggestions.
Thanks


Check out Otubio : https://www.otubio.com
Pretty cheap rates to nigeria

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Romance / Re: Man Buys Condoms From His Ex-Girlfriend To "Punish Her" by EbolaParasite: 1:14am On Sep 09, 2016
ZeeAfrica:


it seems u have only came across weak ladies honey. Otherwise keepo foolin yoself. Wen i close dat door, no amount of stupid behaviour can make me open it, n de same applies to a million of ladies out there

Story story. Several women say this, yet the statistics don't lie. The truth is in the numbers!!
Women have been closing and reopening doors since EVE my sister

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Science/Technology / Re: Python Feeding On Chickens Killed In A Farm!! by EbolaParasite: 12:56pm On Aug 30, 2016
ennyhola:
See The Snake A Bro Killed On His Farm!!

shocked shocked I can't believe my eyes when I logged in on Facebook and I saw a brother posting this

"This snake don kill my chicken finish for farm."

this snake is still the biggest I've ever seen on NL

This guy don work for Nigeria Police Before?
See how he placed the dead chicken beside the snake. Adonbilivit. Na set up. How are we sure it was d snake that killed those hens? That snake is innocent until proven guilty. This is NPF at work. tongue
Celebrities / Re: Amin Moussalli Who Sacked Freeze As CoolFM OAP & Why (photos) by EbolaParasite: 8:28pm On Aug 27, 2016
2sexynet:
ahan... God bless your brain. Just imagine the number companies that have exited Nigeria and you wonder if we have people in Nigeria. Ask me what our riche men do with their money. Aside Dangote and a few others, the rest are just dummies who lack business acumen. and all they know how to dois build hotels or invest in already saturated sector.

Anybody dey hold you from using your own money to build the so called businesses?
Business / Re: Naira Crosses 400/$ Mark At Parallel Market After FX Ban On 9 Banks by EbolaParasite: 7:26pm On Aug 24, 2016
kinibigdeal:
Ope ooooo......this is a good news. That little change i use to collect from western union will worth it now. Thanks to Buhari...if it can also move to 500, it will favour mi o

If only life was that sweet. Inflation is ripe. That your little change that you think has increased in value due to dollar approaching 400 naira na fabuu. The price of the goods and the joints that you will spend it have also gone up my friend!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari & Tyranny : I Have Been Vindicated - Reno Omokri! See Why by EbolaParasite: 10:10pm On Aug 22, 2016
omenka:
Reno is just one redundant oaf, and so are those who agree with him. We have seen people call Buhari even worse names than a dog.

It is one thing to call someone a dog and it is another to call a dog someone and then go ahead to write the the person's name on it- all this in a peaceful environment.

Had Buhari been a tyrant, no one would waste their time suing the idiot- they would simply throw his sorry ass in jail and have his dog swallow the keys.

I wonder why he didn't name his dog after his father- abi him like Buhari pass him papa??

Do you understand the concept of freedom of speech? There are several Buharis in Nigeria. If he chooses to write it on his dog or goat, how is that your problem?

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Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Celebrates His 30th Birthday With A Twerking Girl At Club (VIDEO) by EbolaParasite: 6:14pm On Aug 22, 2016
Innovator90:
This guy should be very careful and learn from Black US athletes who are very cultured and extremely careful with their extracurricular fun activities in events like this; if they do, it's low key and VETTED...women searched, sign agreements, their phones seized and drinks preordered. Yesterday he picked up a random girl and slept with, today another round of fun. I've nothing wrong with having fun but when you become famous and wealthy...you have to be very careful. You can be poisoned...to affect your performance and a random girl can accuse you of rape, you will pay millions of dollars and your career will be finished. Does he have agents?

You seriously think he is not aware of these facts?
He has been to 3 major olympics and won. I'm sure this is not his first time.

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Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by EbolaParasite: 8:27pm On Aug 17, 2016
If any man spends more than 5 minutes of active thrusting on you, my dear, you veejayjay is toast. Your mileage don expire. You should be happy that your man does not last up to 5 minutes. It means your veejayjay still excites him. The minute he starts going 10-20 minutes, your mileage don expire. Rather than focusing on how long he lasts, why not focus on pre-intimacy to get you excited. Trust me, you do not need more than 5 minutes to get a woman to climax. If you need more than 5 minutes, you need JESUS. tongue

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Culture / Re: Koko That Ate 40 British Men As Nembe King [PICS] by EbolaParasite: 4:53pm On Aug 17, 2016
Unless this history lesson was passed down by our Nigerian ancestors, you can shove it down the toilet.
If this history lesson, was told/passed down by the colonialists/slave takers, then they, as usual, have added salt and maggi to make themselves look good.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Caught A Civilian In Military Camouflage And Did This.. (Video) by EbolaParasite: 8:51pm On Aug 01, 2016
bigtt76:
Guy this is war-time in Nigeria. People wearing such uniforms here have committed heinous crimes under the guise. It is for the safety of the populace and illegal wearer that the soldiers strip him off it angry pls don't compare US and Naija jooooor



Correct. We posted at the same time. I was just saying the same thing to someone else.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Caught A Civilian In Military Camouflage And Did This.. (Video) by EbolaParasite: 8:49pm On Aug 01, 2016
planetx:
What law exactly says a civilian cannot wear camo, you mean the NA is superior to the armys of countries were civilians can wear camo freely. If you can wear camo openly in the greatest military power in the world the almighty USA who the fvck is the NA to be harassing people for wearing camo.

Mr American ITK. In Nigeria, people impersonate the army and use it to commit crimes. Does the USA have Boko Haram insurgent issue? Abeg park well. We know the NA likes to abuse their power but in this current situation that we find ourselves in Nigeria, if you are not in the NA, you have no business wearing camouflage or anything remotely similar. For the safety of everyone. Abeg.

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Events / Re: David Ukre Weds Eric Shoen In New York (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 6:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
saintdennis:
These guys don't look/act gay...might be for green card?

I doubt it. Why bother with a dude when there are PLENTY women out there that will gree for the guy. The guy is gay. Leave it at that.
Food / Re: Now That Tomato Is Back by EbolaParasite: 11:07pm On Jul 31, 2016
kolaaderin:
My wife got a whole big basket for 2400 naira at mile 12 today. The enemies will have nothing to say now except to look all around to smear this government in total bad light just for the hatred of Buhari.


Poverty mentality dey worry you. Why should anyone praise or announce the fact that tomato is cheaper now? Is tomato meant to be expensive?
Very soon, you will ask that they praise the government for giving you air to breathe. Tomato being cheap is not new. That has always been the norm. On the other hand, when tomatoes hit 35k, it was a "NEW" HIGH so what did you expect. Abeg go and come and seat down juh.

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Politics / Re: AirForce Officers Pose With Their Fighter Jets by EbolaParasite: 7:44pm On Jul 29, 2016
Ini9:
Posing wit outdated WW 2 jets. Wat a shame.

Shame? We are a developing nation. Sure, it'd be nice if we had modern warfare but how can it be a shame when we don't manufacture nada. No shame dia abeg.
Politics / Re: AirForce Officers Pose With Their Fighter Jets by EbolaParasite: 6:30pm On Jul 29, 2016
LordZero:
i hope those are not everything we have as a nation?

I hope those are not all the English grammars we haves in the nation...... tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Kevin Olusola: From Medicine To Grammy Award Winner by EbolaParasite: 8:21pm On Jul 21, 2016
50scent:
Source: https://gbengaogun.com/2016/07/20/from-medicine-to-music-heres-the-nigerian-who-won-a-grammy-by-drumming-with-his-mouth/


Name: Kevin Olusola

Born: October 5, 1988 (age 27)

Genres: Classical, pop, rock, jazz, a cappella

Occupation: Beatboxer, multi-instrumentalist, singer

Instruments: Beatboxing, cello, saxophone, piano, vocals

Years active: 2011-present

Labels: Madison Gate Records, RCA Records

Associated acts: Pentatonix Triptyq

Languages: English (Native), Chinese (Fluent), Spanish (reading proficiency), French (beginner), Yoruba (beginner)

beat·box/ˈbētbäks/ (imitate the sounds of a drum machine with the voice)






Continuing.....

Na wa oo. Not hating on the guy but according to the post up there : Chinese (Fluent), Spanish (reading proficiency), French (beginner), Yoruba (beginner)
Kevin Olushola - fluent in Chinese (Mandarin I assume?), Spanish - reading proficiency, French - beginner, and then YORUBA - Beginner. Him parents not try rara. Ko juh mehn. If you can learn other languages, YORUBA should have been the first on that list. Just saying.
Science/Technology / Re: In Taraba, Goat Gives Birth To Baby In Human Form (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 5:54pm On Jul 20, 2016
RebelChip:
Before conspiracy theorists come here and start foaming in the mouth, you all should know that this is simply a natural deformity... Because the sperm of a man cannot fertilize the eggs of a goat!!

Thank you jare. After they will be forming, Nigerians are smart, dem go school, dem dis and dat. Bunch a olodos and ignoramuses na hin full d country.

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Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Writes Saraki And Oyegun Over Row With Dino Melaye by EbolaParasite: 11:06pm On Jul 19, 2016
willibounce1:
OK what exactly does she want from Dino now. Why not move on and face burning issues in the national assembly. This is becoming very annoying. How did we even allow women to dabble into politics.

Women shouldn't be allowed to hold political positions in this country. They'll always cause unnecessary problems and would never contribute anything meaningful.

Shame on you for this sexist nonsense you typed
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Writes Saraki And Oyegun Over Row With Dino Melaye by EbolaParasite: 11:05pm On Jul 19, 2016
akbahbah:


Who is this talking bullcrap. U must be as shameless as Mrs remi tinubu who refers to another woman's husband as dog. Nothings calls for this from such an iconic figure. What legacy is she leaving behing. Smh

And this gives a man the right to resort to violence against women? Maybe you should just ask her to go back to the kitchen where she belongs. SHAME
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Writes Saraki And Oyegun Over Row With Dino Melaye by EbolaParasite: 9:57pm On Jul 19, 2016
Rocketicon:
this Woman is taking it, too far!! Chai!! I think she is now getting jobless also

Physical abuse/violence against women and you say she is taking it too far. SHAME on all you foolish Nigerians that have turned women into punching bags and think it is okay for a man to charge at a woman. We are talking about a Man that has a history of violence against women are you are all misyarning upandan. In a sane society, he would be in Jail right now.
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Writes Saraki And Oyegun Over Row With Dino Melaye by EbolaParasite: 9:55pm On Jul 19, 2016
kingthreat:
I can bet on a million bucks that she never wrote that letter. Her grammar isn't up to that level.

I'll bet 10 million you wrote yours, since it lacks any sense of direction.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son, Boluwatife Balogun Graduates From First Grade (Photos) by EbolaParasite: 9:12pm On Jul 15, 2016
AnonyNymous:
do you 'graduate' from first grade?

I tire ooo. No be only that one sef. No be Primary and Nursery naija dey use. Everything plus school has now bn Americanized. Kuku change the name of the country to United States of Nigeria too. I tire

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor At Her Play Girl Mansion, Looks Stunning by EbolaParasite: 5:37pm On Jul 12, 2016
Which kain Bingo she go put for this pic sef. All this kain dog wey dey chop eba and fufu... grin
Religion / Re: But Why Would God Allow Someone To Be Killed While Preaching His Words ? by EbolaParasite: 3:30pm On Jul 12, 2016
Amberon11:
I never knew the kind of person i quoted. Are you kidding me?? You're the ignorant one here my dear. Go and read history books, I won't school you.

Do you know how Christianity was spread in Africa?? What origin are you talking about? African witnesses never came forward to tell anyone that they were present at the creation on behalf of oduduwa, sango, oranmiyan etc. Can you even hear yourself? what origin? How could the first man be a witness at his own creation? Even Adam wasnt a witness at his creation. Exactly what did Oduduwa or any of them do to prove their sovereignty? Did they heal the sick, raise the dead etc? Jesus was the only one who did those in the presence of multitudes and up to this day, the followers of Christ still perform verifiable miracles.


Do you even know how Christianity was spread across Africa? Through signs and wonders, yes! Not forceful conversions.

Ever heard of Apostle Babalola? what about Benson Idahosa. These men did all manner of miracles. The whites invited him to the U.S, wanted to mock him so they brought tons of disabled in wheel chairs to him. To their surprise he healed them all.

Pre-independence Nigeria had 50% Muslims, 30% Christians and 20% traditionalists. Today Nigeria has a christian population of 51%. Why? because Jesus is alive and proves himself through signs and wonders unlike the dead Oduduwa, Sango, Mohammed etc.

Don't quote me again!!

Olodo. I see you have been fully brainwashed. Firstly, Christianity was spread to Africa through COLONIALISM and SLAVERY. The missionaries that came with the SLAVE MASTERS were the ones that started teaching our people so get that fact straight.

Again, I sincerely hope you didn't go to college because it seems you wasted your parents money. You claim, the Christian doctrine had proved witnesses. Abeg which proved witnesses? Is it not based on hearsay. Is it not what you were told? Even the Bible has been revised on numerous occasions. We know that human beings have been lieing since creation so how can you tell me that the STORY they told you is a PROVEN FACT? It is simply a story that was passed down. Every race has there own story. The Chinese have stories that predate the Christian story, same with the Budhists in Bhutan, the Africans, Indians, etc.

You will be very ignorant to think your own story supersedes all these stories simply because your SLAVE MASTER has brainwashed you.
All you have is FAITH and nothing else. NO EMPRIRICAL PROOF. All these people also have FAITH. Please tell me why your one FAITH is superior to theirs?

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