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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 8:05am On Jul 31, 2019 |
Martinez39: Nigga doesn't want to accept the fact that the "male menopause" is real...keep deluding yourself bruv 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:53am On Jul 31, 2019 |
ubunja: Haha brainless thread indeed. In your future miseducations when you are advising men on ways to chop and clean mouth continuously, pls do well to tell them they have a limited amount time to chop and clean mouth cos age is also catching up with them. Cheers. 8 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:49am On Jul 31, 2019 |
Martinez39: I don't have time to engage misogynistic re.tards like you. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:44am On Jul 31, 2019 |
ubunja: You asked if a 19 year old would marry Regina if she were the grandmother. If young men get the chance to marry a woman as old and rich as Ned Nwoko, believe me they will most can do anything for the paper 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:35am On Jul 31, 2019 |
ubunja: Lmao. So what should we call the Nigerian "alfa meils" who marry their white grandmothers for the green card? 7 Likes |
Romance / To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:26am On Jul 31, 2019 |
So I have read many threads here in which men keep mentioning the fact that women usually have an age limit at which they ought to have gotten married (usually 25-30) and that men can keep playing the field till they are 40 (someone even said 50 lmfao) without feeling any pressure because apparently they are sexually agile for most of their lifetime (or fresh till 100 as said by ubunja ). But is this really true? That only women's bodies age sexually? you guessed it mate, NO it isn't. Mens' bodies do in fact go through several changes sexually as they mature. So the purpose of this thread to enlighten our deluded "alfa meils". One thing doesn’t change, older men’s—and women’s—ability to enjoy erotic pleasure. But with age, sex changes. It becomes less like the Fourth of July, and more like Thanksgiving. However, even without exploding fireworks, the erotic flames can still burn hot and bright—if older men adjust to the changes aging brings, and if women involved with older men understand what’s happening to their lovers. When does a man become sexually “older?” It varies, but usually between 45 and 50. A medically problematic lifestyle, for example, smoking, typically accelerates the changes, and a healthy lifestyle may postpone them, but even men in robust health with exemplary lifestyles experience age-related sexual changes. Depending on the man, the changes may develop gradually or surprisingly suddenly, like within six months. 1. Erections become iffy. After 45 and certainly by 50, erections rise more slowly and become less firm and reliable. Sexual fantasies are no longer enough to raise one. Men need handling, and as they grow older, often increasing amounts of more vigorous stroking. It’s disconcerting to lose firmness and suffer wilting from minor distractions—a phone ringing—but these changes are normal. Unfortunately, many men mistake them for erectile dysfunction (ED) and become anxious that they're nearing the end of the erotic ropes. This makes things worse. Anxiety constricts the arteries that carry blood into the penis, making erections even less likely. 2. Premature ejaculation (PE) may return. PE is usually considered a young man’s problem, the result of over-excitement in young bucks starting to rut. But the landmark University of Chicago “Sex in America” study shows that many men—about one-third—report it throughout the lifespan, meaning that PE is men’s most common, most persistent sex problem. A recent scientifically rigorous survey shows that PE affects 31 percent of men in their fifties, 30 percent in their early sixties, 28 percent from 65 to 70, and 22 percent from 75 to 85. The reason PE sometimes returns after 50 is that age-related erection changes make men anxious: Will I get hard? Will I stay hard? What the @#$% is happening to me? 3. Intercourse fades from the sexual menu. Intercourse is fundamental to reproduction, but after the reproductive years, it becomes problematic. For older men, iffy erections and ED become increasingly prevalent. When they can't get it up anymore especially without depending on performance drugs, they tend to just relegate sex to the background. 5. Men's sexual pace becomes much like a woman's. Metabolism rate in older men is slower than in women, so they tend to gain a lot of weight. If you do your research you'll find out that weight gain has effects on older peoples' sex life. And let's not forget that men younger than 40 have a better chance of fathering a child than those older than 40. The quality of the sperm men produce seems to decline as they get older. Most men make millions of new sperm every day, but men older than 40 have fewer healthy sperm than younger men. So dear "alfa meils" by all means keep chopping and cleaning your mouth, keep age shaming women, keep deluding yourself that you will remain fresh and agile till you are 50, na your body go tell you 10 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:53am On Jul 31, 2019 |
ubunja:Okay. |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:51am On Jul 31, 2019 |
ubunja:okay o. Mr 'men don't expire'. Go and pick up a biology textbook or better still do google research and read about biological changes in men as they grow older. Y'all think age only affects women. Who is the deluded one here? |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:37am On Jul 31, 2019 |
ubunja: Yea. I don't catch feelings easily. So I never feel the need to ask guys out. |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:33am On Jul 31, 2019 |
silverlord: Okay. Goodluck getting her pregnant at 50 with your watery sperm. That's if you can even get it up by then. |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:29am On Jul 31, 2019 |
ubunja: Wanting to avoid "chop and clean mouth" Scenerio makes me proud? Okay o |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:46pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
silverlord:Lolz. How many naija men as half as financially buoyant as him. Stay there and be deceiving yourself. Flex till you are 50 sef...no one gives a shiit. Na ur body go tell u |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:44pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
Goldensword:Lmao. Okay o. |
Celebrities / Re: Oboy Siki: I Have Slept With 2500 Ladies by ebonyggurl(f): 9:25pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
Praktikals: Lmao. It simply means you were a bad lover bruv. If you had hit that spot right, she would definitely have remembered. |
Celebrities / Re: Oboy Siki: I Have Slept With 2500 Ladies by ebonyggurl(f): 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
Cioccolata: Mumu. A man that goes around sleeping with 2500 women is called what? |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
Goldensword: No one is talking about marriage here. Haven't you read comments on NL where guys say they would use these girls that approach them for "chop and clean mouth?" They just end up hurting the girl. I can't even like a guy to the extent of asking him out. |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:09pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
Valleys:Lolz. Form till we're 40 you think an unmarried 40 year old man is not bothered that he is still single? By the way, all of us prioritize marrying Nigerian "alfa meils" though. |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 8:25pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
fcdgrand: women will learn the tricks too and wear poker faces. |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 7:55pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
ubunja: Yep. All it takes for y'all is one woman too and y'all are gone |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 7:43pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
ubunja: Unfortunately not all of you 'alpha males' succeed in pressing it so.... |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 7:27pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
ubunja: what is it? |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:56pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
ubunja: Apparently some women are messing up and catching feelings But so are guys no matter how all of you want to form, a day will come when y'all will meet the amaka that will press your mumu button. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:48pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
ubunja: Lmao. Please what are you saying? I said since men want to wear poker faces around women, women also should wear poker faces around men. Let us all keep wondering who likes who |
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:29pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
They should tell you they have a crush on you so that you can chop and clean mouth ehn? I hope women see all these so-called alpha male threads on NL and start putting on poker faces when addressing guys. When everybody is pretending like they are not capable of catching feelings, we'll see what y'all will do. |
Family / Re: When Do Say Say That A Person Is Successful In Life by ebonyggurl(f): 1:33pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
When your bank account looks like a phone number...lol But yea I agree with the people above me. Success has stages...do what you can at your own pace |
Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
kemicalreaction: Lmao. Okay |
Romance / Re: . by ebonyggurl(f): 10:02am On Jul 28, 2019 |
MrWTF:Okay o, I would get bored though. Goodluck |
Romance / Re: . by ebonyggurl(f): 9:56am On Jul 28, 2019 |
MrWTF: Lmao. You think people will pay you 50k everyday to watch you screw the same girl over and over? 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 9:51am On Jul 28, 2019 |
loswhite: Please kindly state the characteristic or trait that a man will display to show his seriousness...let's start from there. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 9:50am On Jul 28, 2019 |
loswhite: Oga my parents are not poor and I am currently working on bettering myself. When I decide to leave them in future, why should I settle for someone on the lower end of the foodchain? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 9:44am On Jul 28, 2019 |
loswhite: Mumu. I read the post okay. If women love marriage so much as you lot seem to think, why would they reject a good man who they see can be a good husband? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: . by ebonyggurl(f): 9:38am On Jul 28, 2019 |
MrWTF: Lmao. Someone who is contemplating getting paid to have sex on camera is calling people who do it without cameras pathetic. 14 Likes 1 Share |
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