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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 8:05am On Jul 31, 2019
Martinez39:
The feeling is mutual. I have learnt from experience that when it comes to relationship issues, gender issues and roles, women's right/equality and other related issues, a woman, with her self-serving logic, is not worth arguing with expect one wants to waste one's time and put up with crap. From your op, you are full of crap.

Nigga doesn't want to accept the fact that the "male menopause" is real...keep deluding yourself bruv

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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:53am On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:
so now it's "Believe me?" are you Jesus?

we can't rely on your beliefs.


oh, and since you're as empty as a tin, this is the last time I'm replying to your brainless thread

Haha brainless thread indeed. In your future miseducations when you are advising men on ways to chop and clean mouth continuously, pls do well to tell them they have a limited amount time to chop and clean mouth cos age is also catching up with them. Cheers. cheesy

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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:49am On Jul 31, 2019
Martinez39:
Off point reply. You can do better than this. Oh wait, you are a woman hence I won't really expect much from you intellectually on this issue.

I don't have time to engage misogynistic re.tards like you.

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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:44am On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:
repeat after me, "Marry for the.... GREEN CARD".

Is that happening in Nigeria?


You asked if a 19 year old would marry Regina if she were the grandmother. If young men get the chance to marry a woman as old and rich as Ned Nwoko, believe me they will cheesy most can do anything for the paper

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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:35am On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:
Regina Daniels married a man old enough to be her grandfather. If Regina was the grandmother would a 19 yr old boy have married her?

Lmao. So what should we call the Nigerian "alfa meils" who marry their white grandmothers for the green card?

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Romance / To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by ebonyggurl(f): 7:26am On Jul 31, 2019
So I have read many threads here in which men keep mentioning the fact that women usually have an age limit at which they ought to have gotten married (usually 25-30) and that men can keep playing the field till they are 40 (someone even said 50 lmfao) without feeling any pressure because apparently they are sexually agile for most of their lifetime (or fresh till 100 as said by ubunja cheesy). But is this really true? That only women's bodies age sexually? you guessed it mate, NO it isn't. Mens' bodies do in fact go through several changes sexually as they mature. So the purpose of this thread to enlighten our deluded "alfa meils".


One thing doesn’t change, older men’s—and women’s—ability to enjoy erotic pleasure. But with age, sex changes. It becomes less like the Fourth of July, and more like Thanksgiving. However, even without exploding fireworks, the erotic flames can still burn hot and bright—if older men adjust to the changes aging brings, and if women involved with older men understand what’s happening to their lovers.


When does a man become sexually “older?” It varies, but usually between 45 and 50. A medically problematic lifestyle, for example, smoking, typically accelerates the changes, and a healthy lifestyle may postpone them, but even men in robust health with exemplary lifestyles experience age-related sexual changes. Depending on the man, the changes may develop gradually or surprisingly suddenly, like within six months.

1. Erections become iffy.

After 45 and certainly by 50, erections rise more slowly and become less firm and reliable. Sexual fantasies are no longer enough to raise one. Men need handling, and as they grow older, often increasing amounts of more vigorous stroking. It’s disconcerting to lose firmness and suffer wilting from minor distractions—a phone ringing—but these changes are normal. Unfortunately, many men mistake them for erectile dysfunction (ED) and become anxious that they're nearing the end of the erotic ropes. This makes things worse. Anxiety constricts the arteries that carry blood into the penis, making erections even less likely.

2. Premature ejaculation (PE) may return.

PE is usually considered a young man’s problem, the result of over-excitement in young bucks starting to rut. But the landmark University of Chicago “Sex in America” study shows that many men—about one-third—report it throughout the lifespan, meaning that PE is men’s most common, most persistent sex problem. A recent scientifically rigorous survey shows that PE affects 31 percent of men in their fifties, 30 percent in their early sixties, 28 percent from 65 to 70, and 22 percent from 75 to 85.
The reason PE sometimes returns after 50 is that age-related erection changes make men anxious: Will I get hard? Will I stay hard? What the @#$% is happening to me?


3. Intercourse fades from the sexual menu.

Intercourse is fundamental to reproduction, but after the reproductive years, it becomes problematic. For older men, iffy erections and ED become increasingly prevalent. When they can't get it up anymore especially without depending on performance drugs, they tend to just relegate sex to the background.



5. Men's sexual pace becomes much like a woman's. Metabolism rate in older men is slower than in women, so they tend to gain a lot of weight. If you do your research you'll find out that weight gain has effects on older peoples' sex life.

And let's not forget that men younger than 40 have a better chance of fathering a child than those older than 40. The quality of the sperm men produce seems to decline as they get older. Most men make millions of new sperm every day, but men older than 40 have fewer healthy sperm than younger men.

So dear "alfa meils" by all means keep chopping and cleaning your mouth, keep age shaming women, keep deluding yourself that you will remain fresh and agile till you are 50, na your body go tell you cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:53am On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:
too much Dick tends to have that effect on women
Okay. smiley
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:51am On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:

Don't let envy get the best of you. Men don't expire cause we mature very late in the game.
smiley okay o. Mr 'men don't expire'. Go and pick up a biology textbook or better still do google research and read about biological changes in men as they grow older. Y'all think age only affects women. Who is the deluded one here?
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:37am On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:


Yea. I don't catch feelings easily. So I never feel the need to ask guys out.
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:33am On Jul 31, 2019
silverlord:


you are missing the point... nothing go do my body cause I'm a man. I can still get a lady pregnant even when I'm 50 whether I'm financially buoyant or not, which can not be said for you.
I know you do give a shiit cause you are hurting already. sorry don't take it personal.

Okay. Goodluck getting her pregnant at 50 with your watery sperm. That's if you can even get it up by then. cheesy
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:29am On Jul 31, 2019
ubunja:
not every girl is proud like you.

Wanting to avoid "chop and clean mouth" Scenerio makes me proud? Okay o
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:46pm On Jul 30, 2019
silverlord:


tell that to don jazzy... even at forty, nothing dey happen. Las Las na to find baby mama.
in as much as a man is comfortable financially, he bothers little over this.
Lolz. How many naija men as half as financially buoyant as him. Stay there and be deceiving yourself. Flex till you are 50 sef...no one gives a shiit. Na ur body go tell u
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:44pm On Jul 30, 2019
Goldensword:

My dear change that mindset, personally i respect any lady that gather morale to ask me, morethan that girl i asked out, because i know my look can cause a women to wet herself, only few will turn me down.
Lmao. Okay o.
Celebrities / Re: Oboy Siki: I Have Slept With 2500 Ladies by ebonyggurl(f): 9:25pm On Jul 30, 2019
Praktikals:

The guy is right and you know it.
I gave up on you folks the day I met a lady whom I had screwed about 2 years previously and she did not recognise me again. I had to tell stories upon stories to reset her brain.




Lmao. It simply means you were a bad lover bruv. If you had hit that spot right, she would definitely have remembered. cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Oboy Siki: I Have Slept With 2500 Ladies by ebonyggurl(f): 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2019
Cioccolata:
1 man to 2500 bìtches shocked
Says a lot about how cheap women are.

Mumu. A man that goes around sleeping with 2500 women is called what?
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2019
Goldensword:

come out of shell and live your life, they still exist honest men, ladies approach me on a daily basis because of my look, in most cases i will tell you upfront, whatsup so you will know what you are in for, live your life, it is not a must that every relationship will lead to marriage.

No one is talking about marriage here. Haven't you read comments on NL where guys say they would use these girls that approach them for "chop and clean mouth?" They just end up hurting the girl. I can't even like a guy to the extent of asking him out.
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 9:09pm On Jul 30, 2019
Valleys:

Sorry for interrupting the elders.
If women continue to wear their poker faces and by the time they turn 30 and above, they begin to feel the pressure, running from church to church. But for men at 30, they are just getting started. You see the difference?
I am not trying to imply that women should stop "forming", all I am saying is let's keep "forming" till age 40 and see who wins.
Lolz. Form till we're 40 smiley you think an unmarried 40 year old man is not bothered that he is still single? By the way, all of us prioritize marrying Nigerian "alfa meils" though.
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 8:25pm On Jul 30, 2019
fcdgrand:
men go for who love us for keep & the one we like for d.i.c.k, as say by ubunja

women will learn the tricks too and wear poker faces.
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 7:55pm On Jul 30, 2019
ubunja:
yar all it takes is one man to press it and you're gone. Just one.

Yep. All it takes for y'all is one woman too and y'all are gone
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 7:43pm On Jul 30, 2019
ubunja:

Start with a P and end with a Y

Unfortunately not all of you 'alpha males' succeed in pressing it so....
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 7:27pm On Jul 30, 2019
ubunja:
and do you know what a woman's mumu button is?

what is it?
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:56pm On Jul 30, 2019
ubunja:
and I said but you women have been wearing poker faces since the beginning. So what's new

Apparently some women are messing up and catching feelings undecided
But so are guys smiley no matter how all of you want to form, a day will come when y'all will meet the amaka that will press your mumu button.

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Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:48pm On Jul 30, 2019
ubunja:
but you've been putting poker faces since forever.

Seems like Alpha Male threads threaten a lot of people lmfao.

Lmao. Please what are you saying? I said since men want to wear poker faces around women, women also should wear poker faces around men. Let us all keep wondering who likes who cheesy
Romance / Re: Keep The Girl That Like You For Love And The Girl You Like For Lust. Ubunja 2019 by ebonyggurl(f): 6:29pm On Jul 30, 2019
They should tell you they have a crush on you so that you can chop and clean mouth ehn? I hope women see all these so-called alpha male threads on NL and start putting on poker faces when addressing guys. When everybody is pretending like they are not capable of catching feelings, we'll see what y'all will do. grin
Family / Re: When Do Say Say That A Person Is Successful In Life by ebonyggurl(f): 1:33pm On Jul 28, 2019
When your bank account looks like a phone number...lol


But yea I agree with the people above me. Success has stages...do what you can at your own pace
Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2019
kemicalreaction:
[s][/s] This post reeks of frustration and painment grin cheesy grin grin

Lmao. Okay
Romance / Re: . by ebonyggurl(f): 10:02am On Jul 28, 2019
MrWTF:
I don't think you watch porn. If you do, you would know that people aren't interested in the model, but the atmospheric mood.
Okay o, I would get bored though. Goodluck
Romance / Re: . by ebonyggurl(f): 9:56am On Jul 28, 2019
MrWTF:
atleast mine would be with just a partner.

Lmao. You think people will pay you 50k everyday to watch you screw the same girl over and over?

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Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 9:51am On Jul 28, 2019
loswhite:
you did not see serious in the post you read?

Please kindly state the characteristic or trait that a man will display to show his seriousness...let's start from there.

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Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 9:50am On Jul 28, 2019
loswhite:
are you wealthy? Most of the ladies that call men broke are also broke and also unambitious...infact the only thing they want is a wealthy man that can spend for them

Oga my parents are not poor grin and I am currently working on bettering myself. When I decide to leave them in future, why should I settle for someone on the lower end of the foodchain?

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Romance / Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by ebonyggurl(f): 9:44am On Jul 28, 2019
loswhite:
Even to read is a problem... useless generation of girls

Mumu. I read the post okay. If women love marriage so much as you lot seem to think, why would they reject a good man who they see can be a good husband? undecided

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Romance / Re: . by ebonyggurl(f): 9:38am On Jul 28, 2019
MrWTF:
God forbid! Those girls are pathetic. I rather stay broke than mingle with those scraps

Lmao. Someone who is contemplating getting paid to have sex on camera is calling people who do it without cameras pathetic. grin

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