₦airaland Forum

Dr Alex Otti was seen today campaigning at Ariaria international Market. People trooped out to welcome him.

Bilsz:
man have been enlarging his territory ever since, and the animals keep relocating further into the bush.. yet man still goes to strike havoc.. whites have overgrown all these. now they strive to make the environment better for all..

We are not whites, when we get to that level, we will make the environment conducive even for Cockroaches.

Osagyefo98:
U guys should stop killing python all these ebonyi/abakiliki people.....


What is una problem.

Ewu Mechie onu gi

daddytime:
Mtcheew

Make una use mouth chop dem finish...you hear...

Na for macmillan reader una children go from dey see wetin snakes and other animals look like...

I hear you Sir
Chief Executive Officer, National Geographic Wild.

Where we traveled to, i decided to stroll out with friends, we agreed to go for bush meat hunting, suddenly we met Mr big snake. But me i don't eat snakes ohh.. Mbok my friends took it...����

HumphreyGspot:
A man was reportedly found dead in a gruesome style this morning in Aba, Abia state, with his hands and legs tied up.

The yet-to-be identified man who appeared to have been tortured before he was killed – was stripped totally naked by the unknown assailants and had his corpse dumped along the road, according to online reports.

https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/02/naked-man-found-dead-in-aba-with-his.html?m=1

old news
this happened on Saturday 15th February 2019.
The worst part of it is that he was shot in between two Mobile police post very close to the crime scene.

Afamed:
Keep quiet, I know people like you will still come to discredit the project. Perhaps you might be one of people who want the power free to be supplied to them

shut up, what's the essence of the light when private operators are cheaper and more consistent?

ewu Gambia.

[quote author=deomelo post=75477187][/quote]Which affordable?
light that charges N50 per electric bulb and N150 per electric fan. calculate if you have 10 bulbs and 3 fans and check how much you'll be paying daily and tell me how it is affordable.

by the way, since Jibril came to Aba, the light has gone off till date. Even Heritage Bank inside the market that has no generating set have ditched the one chance light.

Which electricity?

80% to 90% of shops connected don't use the light due to outrageous charges and inconsistency. My shop included.

We'll complete it when Biafra is restored.


ALL HAIL BIAFRA

Africa

very static

After watching Orgy on XVideos ba

Timil:
Wetin we no go hear from Igbo land. IGBO KWENU!

Thank God you now acknowledge Opobo Rivers state as Igbo Land.

SarakiBukola:
NCAN VAR analysis :

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Results: Aba Jews fighting over Okrika clothes.

I know it's not your fault, you can't afford a nice subscription that'll enable you watch the video.

Afonjas and borrow pose na 5 & 6

unarmed training at work

OAFMods:
It is your father thunder will fire so the govt should just give you 100K to celebrate Nsala day within a day. It will never be well with you and your entire tribe. Amadioha destroy your generation.

Children of the fallen angel, it's your generation that ogun will strike

Ezi bida.

Tamarapetty:
goat meat - 300/ thick kpomo 200, ugwu- 200, oil 50, maggi 50, salt 50, pepper(raw or dried) 50, plus two fufu_ 100. Total 800 with change or 900 with 100 naira change.

Ugu N300?
are you cooking vegetable soup and portage yam?

OAFMods:
You are brain dead to claim this program was just launched.



They failed their promise but at least the did not defraud and slaughtered you like Jonathan Ebele n ABBA Moro did with immigrants suicide.







Foolish Igbos you did not read where you will get up to N100,000 if you are able to pay back

Thunder fire you
imbec1le Afonja

when you pay the 10k within 6months, you'll receive 15k, then 20k, 25k, 50k and then 100k all at 6months interval.

presidency:
Frequently Asked Questions on Trader-Moni:

1. WHAT IS TRADER MONI? Trader-Moni is a collateral-free loan programme created by the Federal Government specifically for petty traders and artisans across the country.

2. WHY DID GOVT CREATE TRADER MONI? Over 20 million Nigerians that are in petty businesses are in dire need of capital to expand, but are unable to access loans to trade. Trader Moni is for them.

3. IS TRADER MONI A BANK OF INDUSTRY LOAN? No, Trader-Moni is a special intervention by the Federal Govt, the loan is only being administered by Bank of Industry Nigeria

4. WHO IS ELIGIBLE FOR TRADER MONI? If you are a petty trader or an artisan in Nigeria, and N10,000 can help your business today, then you are eligible to collect Trader Moni loan.

5. IS N10,000 THE ONLY LOAN AMOUNT AVAILABLE? Trader Moni loan starts from N10,000 but you can collect as much as N100,000. When you pay one loan, you qualify for a higher amount immediately.

6. IS THERE INTEREST ON TRADER MONI LOAN? Trader Moni is interest-free! You pay back the amount you take.

7. DO I NEED BVN FOR TRADER MONI? You can collect the first loan of N10,000 without BVN or bank account. After your first loan, you will require a BVN and a bank account for the next loans (N15,000; N20,000; N50,000; and N100,000)

8. DO I NEED PVC FOR TRADER MONI? You dont need PVC to register for Trader Moni and collect loan. PVC is not a requirement.

9. WHERE CAN I GET TRADER MONI FORM? There is no form for Trader Moni and registration is absolutely free. All you need is a phone number to register.

10. IS TRADER MONI FOR ONLY SOME STATES? Trader Moni will cover all the 36 states and the FCT by the end of this year. At least 2 million loans will be disbursed.

11. I CANNOT SELL AT THE MARKET, BUT I AM A PETTY TRADER. HOW WILL I GET REGISTERED FOR TRADER MONI? If you are a petty trader and do not sell in a market, an open cluster, or a busy hub or street, a team of agents will be sent out every month to seek out qualified petty traders who are not in busy hubs, markets or trade clusters. You may also call 0700-6275-386 or 0700-1000-200 to express your interest and state your location; we would do our very best to accommodate you.

12. WHO IS A MARKET ACTIVATION? Market activations are like “launch” events to announce the presence of TraderMoni in a state. However, it is not the start of TraderMoni in the state, as the programme has already started in every state nationwide.

13. CAN I REPAY CASH THROUGH AN AGENT? NO. You should NEVER pay back your TraderMoni loan to anyone outside of a commercial bank or a licensed mobile money agent, otherwise the payment will not be recognised by TraderMoni and you will still owe.

14. HOW DO I REPAY A TRADERMONI LOAN? To repay your TraderMoni loan, walk into any of the following banks: GTB, UBA, Ecobank, UnionBank, Stanbic, Sterling, Wema, Fidelity, Heritage, Jaiz.

15. WHERE CAN I BE ENUMERATED? You can be enumerated at your point of trade (where you sell your market). You can also be enumerated where you buy your goods before transporting for sale (for example, at the bakery for bread sellers) Wherever there is a TraderMoni agent, they would be able to enumerate you as long as you are eligible.

16. WHO IS AN ENUMERATOR AND HOW CAN I FIND THEM? TraderMoni numerators are agents of TraderMoni working on the field, in your market, trade cluster, or place of business.

17. HOW DO I REGISTER FOR A TRADERMONI LOAN? Register for the TraderMoni loan through a TraderMoni Enumerator (also called “agent”) in your area. TraderMoni has agents in every state today, identifying and registering eligible petty traders and artisans.

18. WHO DO I CALL, OR WHERE DO I GO, IF I HAVE QUESTIONS? If you have questions, you may call 0700-6275-386 or 0700-1000-200.

Contact Details:
For enquiries about TraderMoni, call 0700-6275-386 or 0700-1000-200.

launched, but yet to receive.

by the way you lied, the loan is not interest free, stop deceiving people. You get N10,000 to pay N10,250.

nobody have seen alert since we registered here in Ariaria.

1. “Disvirgin.” As I’ve pointed out in previous articles, you will never find “disvirgin” in any dictionary apart from Wikitionary, a dictionary that anyone can contribute to and edit. It is an entirely Nigerian English invention. No other variety of English in the world uses the word, except perhaps Ghanaian English, which shares many similarities with Nigerian English. Native English speakers use “deflower” to mean “deprive of virginity,” although it’s now unusual to hear native speakers use the word in everyday conversations because of cultural shifts in gender relations.
A rarely used alternative to “deflower” is “devirginate.” The word is so rare that many reputable English dictionaries don’t have an entry for it. For instance, it doesn’t appear in the most current edition of the Oxford Dictionary of English. In all the years I’ve lived among native English speakers, I’ve never heard anyone use it.
2. “Opportuned.” Like “disvirgin,” this word does not exist in any English dictionary. It is an entirely Nigerian English word that was formed in ignorance. What exists in English dictionaries is “opportune,” without “d” at the end. Opportune means “timely” or “well-timed.” E.g. “Wait for an opportune moment to tell him how you really feel.” In Nigerian English, we use “opportuned” where “privileged” is the appropriate word to use. Where we would say, “I am opportuned to speak to this august gathering,” other English speakers would say, “I am privileged to speak to this august gathering.”
3. “Rearer.” In Nigerian English, this word almost always collocates with “cattle,” as in: “cattle rearer.” I have never heard anyone described to as a “goat rearer” or a “sheep rearer” in Nigeria, perhaps because Nigerians don’t raise goats and sheep in as large numbers as they raise cattle. In the last three years or so, however, “rearer” has been replaced with “herdsmen.” Almost no Nigerian now says “cattle rearer,” but when I first pointed out the oddity of the word years ago, most Nigerians used it.
The first hint that “rearer” is an unusual word comes from Microsoft Word, which disfigures the word with its cheeky red underline to indicate that the word is not in its internal dictionary. But Microsoft is not always a reliable measure of a word’s acceptability. First, its word bank is severely limited, especially for academics like me who use “big,” unusual, and sesquipedalian vocabularies in our academic writing. Second, it has a notoriously pro-American bias in its linguistic idiosyncrasies, especially if your computer is bought in America.
It turns, however, that “rearer” is actually an old-fashioned or obsolescent British English word. When I searched for it on Google years ago, I found that it appeared only on Nigerian, Indian, and British Guyanese themed websites. I found no contemporary use of the term in British newspapers. Nor did I find it in American, Canadian, Australian, or New Zealand websites. So I searched for “herder,” the term I’ve heard native speakers use for what Nigerians used to call “rearer” and found millions of contemporary uses of the term in British and American news media websites. I modified the search to “cattle herder,” and my keywords yielded over 3 million matches. But a search for “cattle rearer” turned up only a little over 66,000 matches, mostly from the websites of former British colonies.
It is obvious, based on the foregoing, that “rearer” is an archaic British English word that has been replaced with “herder.” However, as is often the case, people on the periphery of the development of a language (such as Nigerian English speakers) are usually the last to catch on to new vocabularies, semantic shifts, and novel usage patterns that occur in the center of development of a language. Surprisingly, Nigerians appear to have caught on now.
4. “Convocate.” This is an archaic and rare word that you won’t find in most modern dictionaries. Its modern form is “convoke.” But the verb of choice in Nigerian English for the convening of the formal ceremony for the award of degrees is “convocate,” as in: “our school convocated last Saturday.” Native speakers don’t even use “convoke,” the modern alternative to “convocate,” in that sense. They simply say something like, “Our school had a convocation last Saturday.” Convoke is often used in relation to formal meetings or gatherings, as in: convoke a conference or convoke a meeting of the National Assembly/the Federal Executive Council, etc.
5. “Gisted.” The verb form of this word is not known to any other variety of English outside Nigerian English. Native speakers say “chitchat” where Nigerians say “gist.” In Standard English, gist is usually a noun that means the central idea of a conversation, a speech, an argument, etc., as in: “what is the gist of the president’s long broadcast?” Gist is never used as a verb in Standard English, and it has not the remotest semantic connection with light informal conversations.
6. “Detribalized.” Nigerians use this word as an adjective of approval for someone who isn’t wedded to narrow ethnic or communal allegiances; it describes a person who is nationalist, cosmopolitan, liberal, progressive, and broadminded. But that’s not the way native English speakers understand and use the word. “Detribalized” as an adjective is a uniquely Nigerian invention.
“Detribalize” exists as a verb in Standard English. To “detribalize,” according to the Oxford Dictionary of English, is to “remove (someone) from a traditional tribal social structure.” In Australia, for instance, English settlers forcefully took away children from their parents and took them to white foster homes to “detribalize” them, in other words, to take the “tribe” out of them, to “civilize” them. That program was called “detribalization.” It arose out of the notion that “tribes” are a collection of savages that need to be civilized—or “detribalized.”
This is the usage advice that the latest edition of the Oxford Dictionary gives on the use of the word tribe: “In historical contexts the word tribe is broadly accepted (the area was inhabited by Slavic tribes), but in contemporary contexts it is problematic when used to a community living within a traditional society. It is strongly associated with past attitudes of white colonialists towards so-called primitive or uncivilized peoples living in remote underdeveloped places. For this reason it is generally preferable to use alternative terms such as community or people.”
I have written at least five previous articles in the past years calling attention to the impropriety of calling modern people anywhere “tribes.” It is racist and ignorant.
7. “Jealousing." I have heard many young Nigerians say something like, “she is jealousing me because of my success.” I thought this unusually nonstandard usage of “jealous” was confined to Nigerian Pidgin English until I heard supposedly educated young Nigerians use it. Well, jealous has no verb form in any dictionary.
8. “Instalmentally.” This is a uniquely Nigerian English word. In Standard English, installment—or “instalment” if you prefer British spelling—does not take the “ly” form when it’s used as an adverb of manner. Its adverbial form is “in installments.” So it is, “I will pay for my laptop in installments,” not “I will pay for my laptop installmentally.”
9. “Talkless.” As I wrote a few weeks ago, no such word exists in any English dictionary.
10. “Goodluck.” You won’t find this word in any dictionary. What you’ll find is “good luck.” The rise of Goodluck Jonathan to the Nigerian presidency caused Nigerians to spell “good luck” as “goodluck.”
11. “Trafficate.” This is a Nigerian English backformation from “trafficator,” itself an archaic British English word formed from a blend of “traffic” and “indicator.” Native speakers say “indicate” or “signal” where Nigerians say “trafficate,” and “indicator” or “turn signal” where Nigerians say “trafficator.”
12. “Overspeeding.” This is not a uniquely Nigerian English word. Indians, Pakistanis, and other English-speaking Asians use it where native English speakers simply say “speeding.” Overspeeding is obviously archaic British English, which explains why most modern dictionaries have no entry for it.
13. “Confusionist.” In Nigerian English, this means one who causes confusion. Native English speakers would find that meaning strange and unrecognizable. The word does not exist in most dictionaries. Wherever it exists, it’s used as an alternative spelling of Confucianist, that is, a believer in the teachings of Confucius.


http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/farooq-a-kperogi/nigerian-english-words-you-won-t-find-in-any-modern-dictionary.html

magoo10:
they are bunch of deceivers but it will be well

Exactly, I registered in Aba for over 2 weeks getting to 3, shi shi, ah never see.

Nobody have seen Alert

metromediaboss:
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, on Monday arrived in Iwo, Osun State to launch an empowerment programme for 30,000 traders from across the
The Executive Director of BOI, Toyin Adeniji, said the bank would not relent until every Nigerian who is willing has access to loans irrespective of their status or level of education.

Adeniji said the programme which has now been activated nationwide will support two million Nigerians to grow their businesses.


She also stressed that the BOI is determined to empower the bread sellers, vegetable sellers, and other small business owners and advised them to use the money judiciously.

Also present at the launch of the programme was the state governor, Rauf Aregbesola, the Minister of Health, Professor Isaac Adewole, Traditional rulers, National Assembly members and cabinet members of the State Executive Council.

http://www.metronaija.ng/nigerian-govt-to-empower-traders-with-n10000/

Scam
since they came to Ariaria and collected data, nobody have received Alert.
I said NOBODY, even me

My own reasons.

1. Dwelling on past questions.

Students who dwell on past questions are like bet9ja gamblers, the past question limits their horizon of reading and when they're faced questions they didn't study, they're gone.

2. I hate this lecturer syndrome.

when a student hates a particular lecturer, he's bound to fail that course because he/she will start missing lectures thereby missing essential information.

3. Carrying External materials without back up.

many students carry expo without reading, when they're caught, the ceiling fan becomes their companion.

If I was there, I'll just press Nyash and b0oby

Herdsmen:
Pls ..wetim 50k go do for an average igbo business man or trader in the east.

money is money oh.. but 50k to boost business.. is a big scam.. carry go ibadan..Dem still dey enter Moto 20naira over dia..

Instead use our share built sea port .. complete enugu airpore .
Enugu ..onitsha road..

....use the rest to buy petrol for your zombie pythons for safe ride back to daura.. they need em over dia..

Meanwhile.
We all know say na election propaganda..as dished by the assistant chief resident zombie.

But..add Leo..
Biased mod go ban you..

It's not even 50k, it's 10k.

Yyeske:
Read and you won't, the idea is actually meant for mostly petty traders and not big businessmen.
10k may not be enough for some people for a Saturday groove but could mean more than enough for others to sustain their 5k ware they are trying to sell e.g tomato, fish, pure water sellers and the likes, remember, not all fingers are equal.
So next time you see a good thing, appreciate it no matter how small so that God would bless you with more.

Oga shut up, who told you I didn't read the stuff?
you were not on ground, even pure water sellers, market women who sell onions and food items rejected it. What is 10k loan?

You rushes to counter me but didn't get my point. The OP said the loan is 50k which he lied to score cheap political points.

Butterflyle0:
The money is 10k repayable within 6 months and thereafter you qualify for 50k to further boost your business.

Feel free to carry out your own research and stop calling what you are yet to understand a lie.

Who told you I didn't research?
I did research and I found out that it's a govt/BOI GEEP program for petty traders. But stop misleading people by saying the loan is 50k and by the way, all the people I know that registered, none have seen alert.

Butterflyle0:
The money is 10k repayable within 6 months and thereafter you qualify for 50k to further boost your business.

Feel free to carry out your own research and stop calling what you are yet to understand a lie.

You're still wrong. after paying the N10250, you'll qualify for 15k. after paying 15k with interest, you'll qualify for 20k before you reach 50k. get your facts right.

Butterflyle0:
#TraderMoni disbursements have started in SE!

Interest free loans of up to N50,000 to boost petty trading businesses for two million beneficiaries nationwide between now and December this year.

Some Beneficiaries in Abia State.
#PMBSocialInvestment

For you saying it's 50k makes you a liar, the money is 10k and interest run. by the way, people rejected it here in Ariaria intl market. how can 10k improve my business?