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Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in an
interview with Punch Newspaper revealed his
WAEC Results were seized twice ‘cos of the
‘big grammars’ he used.
Punch: Did you write exams in school in
these big words?
Hourable: I used such words very-very freely
in my exams both at the secondary school
and in my university and little wonder I
had the misfortune of my English results
being seized intermittently in my O’
Levels. WAEC released my results for the
other subjects and withheld my English
result. This happened for about three years.
Twice, I pa$$ed the University Matriculation
Examination but I could not proceed to the
University because of my English results that
were not released. At the end of the day, it
was released after the third attempt.
Punch: Why do you always use ‘big
grammar’?
Honourable: I am not really consensus ad
idem with those who opine that my idiolect is
advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just
that I am in my elements when the colloquy
has to do with the pax nigeriana of our
dreams and one necessarily needs to
fulminate against the alcibiadian modus
vivendi of our prebendal political cla$$.
Punch: How do you talk to your wife,
children and even your friends?
Honourable: I relate with my family and
friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of
camaraderie, stripped of my confutational
habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a
very peaceful, calm, level-headed and
celestially attuned soul personality.
Punch: Is this the way you proposed to
your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
Honourable: Of course, the business of the
day when I interfaced with mywife on
matters of the heart had to be in plain
Caeser’s languageand you can decipher why
that had to be so. The matter in view did not
permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
Punch: Do you know that many people
don’t take you too seriously when you
talk because they think you are not
communicating?
Honourable: Why will I be perturbed from
ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of
Morpheus because people have deprived
themselves of the cultivation of the regime of
the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago
of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from
pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of
animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable
fact that I get millions and millions of
requests daily from people all over the world
requesting for my verbal mentorship which
positive cosmopolitan reactions have a$$isted
my equipoise and righteous sense
of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my
nose to the grindstone daily and expect to
be understood by those luxuriating in a
modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping,
goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and
isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once
pontificated that things of the spirit are
spiritually discerned and that it takes the
deep to call the deep? We will speak more on
this matter of critiques and chichi dodo
another day.
Punch: Why do you pull your trousers
up beyond the waist?
Honourable: Hahahaha….That trousers style
is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own
audacious statement to remonstrate against
the pervasive tendency of
Nigerians especially our youths that took to
the practice of putting on trousers exposing
their lower anatomical contours and I will do
it over and over again.




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icekoko:
Imsu is one of the Best state University. There infrastructure is good. If you go to that skol now you will be marvelled with the whole environment. In as much as I graduated from Unical I gbadu that school Big time, People will keep judging and pointing fingers while the didn't even learn anything from the almighty Universities the calm the went too full of Saints. Hypocrites everywhere. Sigh**

Pls where are the structures abi infrastructure? Pls, am in Imsu, we only have good Law block, good ICT Center and buildings being raised in the school now.

Confirm, am a Star, Proud to be a Star, IMO STAR. The garden is beautiful and awesome.

the federal government should take care of the woman till she delivers, take the baby from her and pay her off. then train they baby as a Nigerian soldier and deploy him to fight BOKO HARAM if they still exist by then. because the mother might keep the baby and the baby decides to know who they father is, thereby sympathizing with BH and joining the terror group.

how is this shi.t related to one african currency.this only happens when an ediot takes weed for the first time. [quote author=Litmus post=34702092]I'm sorry to come back to this post and i apologies in advance to those i may offend.


Look at this diabolical photo below and weep for our nation.

https://i.imgur.com/IM03cT8.jpg?1

nunamyeong:
people who dont know will call it change, by 2017 u.n and usa is coming up wit a plan to micro chip usa citize, from dere i know it will spread, i pray dey will know more about the end time. dey will know united nations, united state of america, roman catholic, europe is preparing for new world order

slave mentality like someone said.

asha80:
I agree with you..those from orlu zone(except oguta and ohaji egbema) and some areas in okigwe zone are more business minded

you are right, egbema and oguta are more like rivers state.

Abagworo:
Imo State equally needs this. I think we do have a lot in common with Ekiti. Imo lies between Anambra and Abia which both have lowest unemployment rate but we are completely different. It pains me when youths wait for Government or other firms to employ them without knowing they vould be self reliant. At the early stage of Okorocha he once proposed bringing Imolites based in Aba back home to help train and produce skilled youths.

not all imo lites, but those from owerri zone are know for this. me am from ideato, and i wish to succeed my dad in his business in ABA after my stunt in IMO STATE UNIVERSITY.

Aigbofa:
Perhaps the curriculum will include how to avoid cocaine busting in your stomach in Malaysia.
Ekiti should brace for never seen before crime rate when the Aba graduates start to return.
Flattie.

anu ohia

ofcos jonathan is a thief just like you sylva. the difference is the size of their cluelessness. ndi ara

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i hope Nigeria beat hungary

Success is better than Awoniyi. Safarigirl what do have to say?

BUHARI SHOULD PROBE HIM

Emeanua:
Is ur race that is cursed,ur siblings that is cursed,ur parents who gave birth to u is cursed and ur unborn children coming from a cursed background is already cursed,,pls remain cursed.

have you seen why you are cursed, only what your brain can equate is curse this curse that. onye iberibe.

he should return to his favoured 4-3-3 formation. start iheanacho from the right as an attacker and see the best of success. bench AWONIYI. Bring back nwakali and ezeh chidera. then bring back our no1 dele Alampasu. Pls what happened to OKON our former left back and ALFA that completed the mid field 3 of idowu and chidiebere nwakali

dickrider your moniker said it all, you need mental assessment and evaluation. i can see that you have been using narcotics, abusing them and have reached to the state of addiction, what is remaining now is for you to die. animal.

Ikpuazu. how can you flag up road construction project without working on the drainages, clearing stockpile of refuses and removing illegal houses and shop sitting on drainages. he IKPUAZU is only deceiving his brethens ngwa people(cursed race).

megacity:
why?

have you seen the why?

emiye:
and 3 years after the injury what have we seen of him? Samson siasia under 23 coach had to borrow awoniyi in a make or break away match in Zambia to qualify for all Africa games. match ended 0-0 in Nigeria, it took awoniyis brace to secure a 2-1 away victory for qualification.

have you seen the better side of success.

safarigirl:
please, don't compare U17 to U20. This is like comparing Senior World Cup to U23. The terrain is tougher as the age grade gets higher. This same Awoniyi won Top Scorer at the Super Six, outplaying grown men. When last did Success score? What makes you think he's in as good a form as he was 2 years ago? In football, even 3 months can change a player. On CURRENT FORM Awoniyi will have Isaac watching him from the bench

have you seen that talent is talent. keep calm and watch success.

where is your AWONIYI? [quote author=emiye post=34057241]I was about to reply you, and then i saw her response to you which is in line with what i wanted to say.

In young age grade football, the rate of change of player performance can be very astounding, and some will outgrow the others.

In japan 93, under 17 tourney, a tournament that had Kanu Nwakwo, Wilson oruma was the biggest star, the goal poacher, and actually won the golden ball of the tourney, but three years after, Nigerians knew the real between Nwakwo K

i told someone here that success is too good to be benched. where is that safarigirl

this is exactly why i stopped going to church.

Rochas onye show, Anthony Awuka, that bastard. Rochas nominating his inlaw.

What if those ragtags in the niger delta start their activities once again, will Buhari move the command center to Bayelsa?