eyenibibio:
I have been using NL as a frequent source of news and entertainment and during my course of being here, I have noticed there are a group or set of people with predictable, repetitive characteristics and trends. Join me as I examine the top 25 people you'll find on NL this 2015 and see which one you can identify with.



1. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, DASH ME LIKES CREW: These group of people are the happy go lucky individuals who seize every opportunity to outsource for likes. It seems the likes make them happy or fulfilled every time it's rammed up in the numbers. Some even have their birthdays every month nowadays on NL, jas so that they can get likes. God is watching you.

2. CAME HERE TO CHECK NAMES CREW: I don't know what NL is turning to these days or what our Yoruba and Igbo brothers have turned NL to so much so that there is no news that has a negative content where they won't turn it into a tribal war. Same goes for positive news about innovations, 1st class degrees etc. This is becoming a big demon and we must do something about it. We just can't continue to live like this. First, this crew was jas for the fun of it, but it has turned to something else as they now have a national association. lol....God will help us.

3. PICTURE/THREAD DERAILERS: This ogas/madams at the top are well versed in the act of derailing the thread away from the topic it was meant to cover. They have so improved their skill that they can totally veer off other people from making meaningful contribution to the thread especially if it was in the romance section. As for the picture derailers, God is watching you and your memory card in HD.

4. FIRST TO COMMENT HUSTLERS: These group of handsome guys and ladies have dedicated their lives to be the first to comment on any thread on the hopes that it will get to front page eventually. Most go to Nepa office, plug their phone and hustle for FTC on any new thread. For the newcomers who want to be FTC, they will have to go against already established wall street giants like INTROVERT and Lady F who for some time seem to be AWOL. As Yungsix would say, 'God bless your hustle'.

5. SPACE BOOKERS: These great intelligent folks have recognized the immense benefit of creating a space for future modifying of comments cos at the moment, their brain is not picking. Usually, they will analyze comments of others and then edit their previous one letter or symbol comment to a more useful and sensible one. To all the space bookers in the house, your reward is in on the way.

6. 1000 POST BUT NEVER CREATED A TOPIC CREW: These great minds are trooping and increasing in numbers everyday as they can amazingly make over 1000 comments on threads here on NL but have vowed never to create a single thread or topic. I don't know if they don't want others to benefit from their wealth of experience. Please, if you're in this category, kindly change cos we need you here.

7. RIB CRACKING MONIKERS: These gentlemen especially cos I've noticed it's the male population on here that really specialises in this business. The business of creating monikers that are extremely funny and you will wonder how these folks can go to bed at night with all these. Example of such I've seen is 'USELESSGOAT', 'BUYGALA', 'HUNGERBAD', 'BADMEAT', 'FOWLYANSH' etc.

8. IMPERSONATORS: These folks are everywhere and they also decided to bring their trade to NL. I've noticed that most guys are in the habit of opening accounts and posing/posting like females, doing all sort of undo-able on here. Even the females too are not left out. I remember there was a time INTROVERT was accused of being a guy. I tell you till now I don't know if she is a guy or girl cos at a point she was also accused of being a machine. I leave your cases in Gods hand.

9. MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS/SAME USER CREW: These beautiful people will just start creating new accounts just to hide their identity not that their previous account was faulty or anything. Most do this when they want to ask a personal question and prolly their bae or boo is a NL user and they don't want to be seen or perceived in a particular way. Please, change your ways eh......and start keeping it real.

10. NEVER PUT THEIR REAL PIC ON THEIR DP BEFORE CREW: The koko is if you know that you belong to this crew or you're even affiliated, just kukumah go and put your real pic on there for once. We wana see your face ugly or beautiful.......we were all made in the image. And we're also tired of seeing those Tumblr pics you keep uploading. And for those who don't have any pic at all on your profile, please put up your pic, NL is as good as any big social network you might be using too.

11. FEMALE MONIKER CHECKERS: These guys were sent to earth and NL to be clicking on any moniker that has the symbol (f) in front of it in hopes of seeing one beautiful, lovely and gorgeous lady ready for romantic interactions. You see them struggling hard to set P and often end up being turned down. It's a social network bruh, so your doing your job......don't mind them, one day e go click!

12. CALL-TO-ACTION GROUP: These group of NL users have assumed the responsibility of calling the mods and supermods to action i.e moving the thread they deem is fit to front page. You normally see them with stuffs like 'Lala, do the needful' etc.

13. ONLY 1ST PAGE READERS: These grand patrons have vowed never to read past the first page of any thread on NL regardless of how informative or entertaining it might be. Please, always try and read other pages, something that could change your life could be found there.

14. CELEBRITY COPY CATS: These group of people will just wait for a thread that shows D'banj wearing some Louboutin shoes and then will post a picture of their shoe(s) and ask NL'ders to rate. Lol, pls garrarahia mehn.

15. IS THAT A SIGNATURE OR WAH?: These group of people have jas decided to misuse the signature feature on their profile. Sometimes, you find that a signature is even more than a comment in terms of word count. Please, go back to signature folks as the name implies.

16. THE LIST CREW: These group of folks can never open a thread w/o listing their points. You see something like '10 ways to do this', '20 things a guy must do....' blah blah blah. Ok, we have noticed you guys. Thumbs up!

17. PERPETUAL VISITORS: These ones have sworn by the oath never to sign up on NL. They will only come and read, laugh and enjoy themselves but will still continue as a visitor. When will you sign up, brah?

18. FRONT PAGE BOUND CREW: Oh yes, and there is not a single topic from these guys that will not hit front page, so always fcuks with them if you wanna hit FP. Few of em include Seun, Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Ishilove, Tosyne2much, TonyeBarcanista, Lagmoskuit etc.

19. SEUNIERS: These are the core fans of the creator of NL, Seun. The are always calling on him or blaming him for one thing or the other....or comparing him to someone etc. They won't just let him rest. Just like Biebers, they will blame Seun for any Tonto Dike thread that makes FP, even consoling him when Tonto got married. Last week, they also urged him to buy a house in banana island jas like Linda did. Lol, y'all where's ya chill?!!!

20. VASLINE CREW: This guys know themselves, they don't need much introduction. Their main aim on here is to find ladies, celebs with luscious body and then the rest..................is history!!!

21. MISSING-IN-ACTION CREW: These folks can rarely escape ban for more than 3 days. If after returning from a 2 or 3 weeks ban, they go right back to doing the things that will get them banned. Lol......receive sense o jare!

22. TOURIST: These set of people are a of a rare kind in the world and you only find them on NL. Their breed should be preserved to prevent extinction. How do you identify these people? On a thread, you will see them comment something like 'Here in France, we don't do that', 'We don't know about such a thing here in Maurituana'.

23. WAILERS: These thread would not have been complete if I didn't mention wailers. Although I'm oblivious as to why they chose to identify themselve in such an unpleasant way, I had to mention them cos they have a national association on here and sometimes you see something like 'proudly a wailer'. Oh Lord!!!

24. LOYALIST/ACTIVE USERS: I unreservedly fall under this category as I spend most of my internet time reading threads on NL. There are a thousand other users like me who engage actively on NL too through their threads, posts, etc. God bless y'all.

25. SPAMMERS: Oh!!! So, you thought I won't mention you abi?! My friend 'dakkada' and gerrarahia mehn. Why do you keep posting adverts etc unsolicited when Seun has provided a feature for that. Isnor fair o....... Menshealth212 and co, it's time y'all turn a new leaf, ok.......and GOD BLESS Y'ALL.

EYEN IBIBIO
2015.

u do well... ! u forget to add
The ficture or don belief crew
The source crew .

eyenibibio:
I have been using NL as a frequent source of news and entertainment and during my course of being here, I have noticed there are a group or set of people with predictable, repetitive characteristics and trends. Join me as I examine the top 25 people you'll find on NL this 2015 and see which one you can identify with.



1. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, DASH ME LIKES CREW: These group of people are the happy go lucky individuals who seize every opportunity to outsource for likes. It seems the likes make them happy or fulfilled every time it's rammed up in the numbers. Some even have their birthdays every month nowadays on NL, jas so that they can get likes. God is watching you.

2. CAME HERE TO CHECK NAMES CREW: I don't know what NL is turning to these days or what our Yoruba and Igbo brothers have turned NL to so much so that there is no news that has a negative content where they won't turn it into a tribal war. Same goes for positive news about innovations, 1st class degrees etc. This is becoming a big demon and we must do something about it. We just can't continue to live like this. First, this crew was jas for the fun of it, but it has turned to something else as they now have a national association. lol....God will help us.

3. PICTURE/THREAD DERAILERS: This ogas/madams at the top are well versed in the act of derailing the thread away from the topic it was meant to cover. They have so improved their skill that they can totally veer off other people from making meaningful contribution to the thread especially if it was in the romance section. As for the picture derailers, God is watching you and your memory card in HD.

4. FIRST TO COMMENT HUSTLERS: These group of handsome guys and ladies have dedicated their lives to be the first to comment on any thread on the hopes that it will get to front page eventually. Most go to Nepa office, plug their phone and hustle for FTC on any new thread. For the newcomers who want to be FTC, they will have to go against already established wall street giants like INTROVERT and Lady F who for some time seem to be AWOL. As Yungsix would say, 'God bless your hustle'.

5. SPACE BOOKERS: These great intelligent folks have recognized the immense benefit of creating a space for future modifying of comments cos at the moment, their brain is not picking. Usually, they will analyze comments of others and then edit their previous one letter or symbol comment to a more useful and sensible one. To all the space bookers in the house, your reward is in on the way.

6. 1000 POST BUT NEVER CREATED A TOPIC CREW: These great minds are trooping and increasing in numbers everyday as they can amazingly make over 1000 comments on threads here on NL but have vowed never to create a single thread or topic. I don't know if they don't want others to benefit from their wealth of experience. Please, if you're in this category, kindly change cos we need you here.

7. RIB CRACKING MONIKERS: These gentlemen especially cos I've noticed it's the male population on here that really specialises in this business. The business of creating monikers that are extremely funny and you will wonder how these folks can go to bed at night with all these. Example of such I've seen is 'USELESSGOAT', 'BUYGALA', 'HUNGERBAD', 'BADMEAT', 'FOWLYANSH' etc.

8. IMPERSONATORS: These folks are everywhere and they also decided to bring their trade to NL. I've noticed that most guys are in the habit of opening accounts and posing/posting like females, doing all sort of undo-able on here. Even the females too are not left out. I remember there was a time INTROVERT was accused of being a guy. I tell you till now I don't know if she is a guy or girl cos at a point she was also accused of being a machine. I leave your cases in Gods hand.

9. MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS/SAME USER CREW: These beautiful people will just start creating new accounts just to hide their identity not that their previous account was faulty or anything. Most do this when they want to ask a personal question and prolly their bae or boo is a NL user and they don't want to be seen or perceived in a particular way. Please, change your ways eh......and start keeping it real.

10. NEVER PUT THEIR REAL PIC ON THEIR DP BEFORE CREW: The koko is if you know that you belong to this crew or you're even affiliated, just kukumah go and put your real pic on there for once. We wana see your face ugly or beautiful.......we were all made in the image. And we're also tired of seeing those Tumblr pics you keep uploading. And for those who don't have any pic at all on your profile, please put up your pic, NL is as good as any big social network you might be using too.

11. FEMALE MONIKER CHECKERS: These guys were sent to earth and NL to be clicking on any moniker that has the symbol (f) in front of it in hopes of seeing one beautiful, lovely and gorgeous lady ready for romantic interactions. You see them struggling hard to set P and often end up being turned down. It's a social network bruh, so your doing your job......don't mind them, one day e go click!

12. CALL-TO-ACTION GROUP: These group of NL users have assumed the responsibility of calling the mods and supermods to action i.e moving the thread they deem is fit to front page. You normally see them with stuffs like 'Lala, do the needful' etc.

13. ONLY 1ST PAGE READERS: These grand patrons have vowed never to read past the first page of any thread on NL regardless of how informative or entertaining it might be. Please, always try and read other pages, something that could change your life could be found there.

14. CELEBRITY COPY CATS: These group of people will just wait for a thread that shows D'banj wearing some Louboutin shoes and then will post a picture of their shoe(s) and ask NL'ders to rate. Lol, pls garrarahia mehn.

15. IS THAT A SIGNATURE OR WAH?: These group of people have jas decided to misuse the signature feature on their profile. Sometimes, you find that a signature is even more than a comment in terms of word count. Please, go back to signature folks as the name implies.

16. THE LIST CREW: These group of folks can never open a thread w/o listing their points. You see something like '10 ways to do this', '20 things a guy must do....' blah blah blah. Ok, we have noticed you guys. Thumbs up!

17. PERPETUAL VISITORS: These ones have sworn by the oath never to sign up on NL. They will only come and read, laugh and enjoy themselves but will still continue as a visitor. When will you sign up, brah?

18. FRONT PAGE BOUND CREW: Oh yes, and there is not a single topic from these guys that will not hit front page, so always fcuks with them if you wanna hit FP. Few of em include Seun, Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Ishilove, Tosyne2much, TonyeBarcanista, Lagmoskuit etc.

19. SEUNIERS: These are the core fans of the creator of NL, Seun. The are always calling on him or blaming him for one thing or the other....or comparing him to someone etc. They won't just let him rest. Just like Biebers, they will blame Seun for any Tonto Dike thread that makes FP, even consoling him when Tonto got married. Last week, they also urged him to buy a house in banana island jas like Linda did. Lol, y'all where's ya chill?!!!

20. VASLINE CREW: This guys know themselves, they don't need much introduction. Their main aim on here is to find ladies, celebs with luscious body and then the rest..................is history!!!

21. MISSING-IN-ACTION CREW: These folks can rarely escape ban for more than 3 days. If after returning from a 2 or 3 weeks ban, they go right back to doing the things that will get them banned. Lol......receive sense o jare!

22. TOURIST: These set of people are a of a rare kind in the world and you only find them on NL. Their breed should be preserved to prevent extinction. How do you identify these people? On a thread, you will see them comment something like 'Here in France, we don't do that', 'We don't know about such a thing here in Maurituana'.

23. WAILERS: These thread would not have been complete if I didn't mention wailers. Although I'm oblivious as to why they chose to identify themselve in such an unpleasant way, I had to mention them cos they have a national association on here and sometimes you see something like 'proudly a wailer'. Oh Lord!!!

24. LOYALIST/ACTIVE USERS: I unreservedly fall under this category as I spend most of my internet time reading threads on NL. There are a thousand other users like me who engage actively on NL too through their threads, posts, etc. God bless y'all.

25. SPAMMERS: Oh!!! So, you thought I won't mention you abi?! My friend 'dakkada' and gerrarahia mehn. Why do you keep posting adverts etc unsolicited when Seun has provided a feature for that. Isnor fair o....... Menshealth212 and co, it's time y'all turn a new leaf, ok.......and GOD BLESS Y'ALL.

EYEN IBIBIO
2015.

u do well... ! u forget to add
The ficture or don belief crew
The source crew .

Have you ever been lied against/wrongfully accused? How did you handle it? Share your experience.

Mine was when I was a more younger person, I was made to serve a business man who own a shop in our neighbourhood. I 've been with the man for some months when one day he called me to his room and asked about a missing money he kept in his room. I told him I know noting about any missing money. He did not believe me, instead, he descended heavily on me, called me all manners of name and even threw me out of the house saying he can not live with a thief like me. I was confused because it was just the two of us in the house . All my plea for innocent falls on deaf ears as no one seem to believe me.
Fast forward 2yrs latter. After the man had moved out of the neighbourhood, a friend of mine who live in the same compound with the man confessed to me that he was the one that enter into the house and stole the money, I could not believe my ears .
But then, since the man was no longer there for me to clear my name and prove my innocence, I still live with the pain of that humiliation and wrongful accusation.

tunapawizzy:
apparently ur winning is good enuff....WE are coming for u

Lolz! ok nah, na police escorts go sure pass

tunapawizzy:
How much did u stake how much did u win

I stake #100 , but I will not mention how much I win for security reasons

tunapawizzy:
Do people really win sport bets

sure! I did yesterday.

bsolo1:
The Fifa Women's World Cup starts on Saturday, June 6 in Canada. The opening match will be between hosts Canada and China in Edmonton.
The Super Falcons, drawn in Group D alongside with USA, Sweden and Australia, will play their first game on Monday, June 8.
Due to the difference in time zones, Canada is between six (6) and eight ( hours behind Nigeria, the matches will be played mostly late in the night in Nigeria. The last group game of the super falcons will be played very early in the morning of the next day.


Sweden vs Nigeria
Date: 8th June - 15:00 (9pm Nigerian time)
Venue: Winnipeg Stadium
City: Winnipeg

Cc: lalasticlala

The super falcons on a suicide mission...
I wish them best of luck anyway!

Jesus wept !!! what is happening ? death death death everywhere! God please have mercy on your children. RIP to the death !

remsonik:
You have no right to call buhari's government incompetent, nonchalant, deceitful. Buhari has taken a decision you GEJ couldn't think of in 4 years.

Did you listen to his inaugural speech yesterday? Of course he acknowledged the chibok girls and showed commitment to bringing them back and others BH has abducted.
When the news of chibok girls kidnap broke your GEJ went to dance in Kaduna and it took him 3 weeks to acknowledge that the girls were truly kidnapped.
Has GEJ not confessed that he's not cut out for politics.
As to buhari's asset he hasn't addressed the nation yet. This man has only been president for less than 48 hours. I believe he will tell Nigerians that. All we have now are mere speculations.
Then we all now the kind of humble and modest lifestyle buhari lives........


Barcanista I thought you said you have nothing against buhari,so why attacking his person now?
Stop wishing buhari to fail. You guys are desperately wanting to see buhari fail. No he won't fail.









Be sincere to your conscience, you decided to join the opposition to be acceptable to your kinsmen as its a taboo in your place to support development.
That said we appreciate your times with us as you were one of those who really paved the ground for buhari on social media.

Look for a seat sister, u go explain tire!!!

Esdb3:
Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!

He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"

He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"

He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"

He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!

Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.

Cc: lalasticlala

@op , free the guy abeg ! the organizers wanted a cheaper comedian, the got a cheap joke in return

Esdb3:
Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!

He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"

He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"

He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"

He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!

Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.

Cc: lalasticlala

@op , free the guy abeg ! the organizers wanted a cheaper comedian, the got a cheap joke in return

shammah1:



http://newtelegraphonline.com/presidency-patience-jonathan-in-congo/

In as much as I have this soft spot for the president and his family, I think the first lady attitudes after the election has been most disappointing to say the least .What was she expecting? to be in Aso Rock for ever?!
women and power enh!!!

GOATandYAMtheory:
…orders NASS to maintain status quo till June 18

ABUJA – The Supreme Court has stopped the National Assembly from taking further steps towards amending the ‎1999 constitution.

In a ruling this morning,‎ a seven-man panel of justices of the apex court, led by the Chief Justice of Nigeria, CJN, ‎Justice Mahmud Mohammed, ordered the National Assembly to maintain status quo on the matter until June 18.

The apex court further directed the issuance of hearing notice on the NASS for it to appear on that date to respond to the suit that was lodged against the proposed alterations to the constitution, by President Goodluck Jonathan.

Details soon...

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/breaking-news-supreme-court-halts-constitution-amendment/

Very good development! we should be tired of amending this military imposed constitution and aspire for a new one.As such, the national conferb should not be allowed to waste...
since we are clamoring for 'CHANGE', I think its best we change with a new constitution .

EricRichie:
Can't remember the last time I said any of that...

I chop, clean mouth...

That is how we roll...




EricRichie

lol! Bad type!

Yasher:
I've been a counsellor for some years now and I can tell you that Keeping secret is not a sin. On the contrary, it is the leaking of the secret that's a sin. Even if someone comes to you and confesses that he stole or killed, it is not your responsibility to expose him. Yours is to counsel him and make him see the reason why it is important to confess(Rom 10:10).

But if he chooses not to confess, you leave him to his conscience. The only time you are permitted to reveal such secret, is with his/her permission.

You mean even at the risk of some one life you still keep the secret?

sauceny:
60% of those funds would be diverted into personal use.

By who? Buhari or Tinubu?
nah question I deh ask o !

imbless:
It depends on the kind of secret u keep, if its a secret that needs confession, then keeping it is a sin .

like what kind of secret that does not need confession did you think is worth keeping?
I need further explanations with example if possible.
Thanks!

At what point does keeping secret be regarded as a sin?

Nairalanders, I need clarification pls !

Kunlexity:
.... Dr Akinwumi Ishola maintain his taciturn nature which he's known for since his days as director in Agricultural research institute here in Ibadan..You hardly notice that he's one of the minister of the federation.Even when his performance speaks volume. Unlike his lilliput colleague that used to pretend to be giant.......How I wish GMB retain him

sure, he's been one of the best performing minister.

Kunlexity:
.... Dr Akinwumi Ishola maintain his taciturn nature which he's known for since his days as director in Agricultural research institute here in Ibadan..You hardly notice that he's one of the minister of the federation.Even when his performance speaks volume. Unlike his lilliput colleague that used to pretend to be giant.......How I wish GMB retain him

sure, he is one of the best performing minister.

I think its best we look at Mr Okupe's assertions critically , instead of lambast and lampoon him !
I belief he is trying to tell those that kidnapped the girls to return them since their aims ( which is political anyway ) has been achieved.
why not we see it in this direction !

what is kannywood abeg! how many woods will we have in Nigeria? ....



Forget! I'm not interested in FTC,
I pass the levels !

Lolz @ seven drums of water! @ OP, it's either you are trying to be sarcastic with you story or you are being economical with the truth. There's no way u can organized a wedding no matter how small with 30k!
On the other hand you refuse to give alcohol for the trad, but still gives money for the same alcohol, what different does that makes?

The Agricultural sector reforms...
come to think of it, where is the Agric minister?
He has been missing from the scene during and after the elections, did he de-camped ?

SergeAlain:
The writer is obviously new to Nigeria, or was too young to follow other changes in govt in the past.

These positions you have outlined are standard positions whose occupants would be changed once there is a change in the presidency, even if the the same party won. Only a fool would retain police chiefs, service chiefs or SSS head whose loyalty is not 100% assured. The changes in NNPC leadership is also given because you need your people looking after the cash till. Its that simple.

In deed to add to your list, expect the leadership of all major parastatals (except autonomous ones like CBN etc.) to be retired (in the next 6 months), expect the commander of Brigade of Guards to be changed for an officer from Daura (or at least Katsina), expect all the GOCs to be changed across the key military formations.

These changes always happen with a change in govt, and have nothing to do with seriousness or the lack thereoff. Seriousness will be judged when the rubber hits the road from May 29th. We wait with baited breath!!!

you are very correct ! don' mind the OP, some people just post without thorough research.

silami:

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/apc-zones-senate-presidency-to-ncentral-speaker-to-neast/207122/

Very very lopsided arrangements! APC lacked national spread. if not that PDP messed up the polity, they recmain the only party with spread across the country . A party without spread across the country will definitely marginalized some part of the country and this is not healthy for our country democracy. The APC still has a lot of work to do in order to correct these anomalies.

Has Ifa been consulted ?
there's no smoke without fire!
meanwhile, RIP to those that died.

I refuse to comment !

agarawu23:
I thought these issue of certificate is now buried

when matter still deh court ! I don't think we 've heard the last of that case.

ozoigbondu:
Call me heartless but personally i believe this chibok girls is a big scam but since it is one of APC main changing campaign points and promises buhari must produce them within two months after he must have crushed boko haram

NO EXCUSES

I agree with u brother, but the chibok girls may not be a scam anyway.

lol! when ever I hear them shout 'CHANGE' I laughed... it is very easy to change a party,but to change Nigerians will be another kettle of fish!
even those who are clamoring for change will posed serious resistant to change when the time comes.
No be Naija we deh?

Jekamania!!! he told us card reader was the answer ! so where are all these incidence of rigging coming from?

I want to ask , is it against the law to dressed indecently ? if yes , what are the right thing to do ?
was it right for the military men to have publicly flocked the lady? if no , then she should press charges against them!
... u don't molest people simple because u are a force man!
All these nonsense got to you stop, and the time to stop is NOW!

I so much thank God that Ambode has won, at least the impending genocide of the Igbos in the LAGOON has been averted... But my question is, was it a crime for Igbos to had come to Lagos to contribute to the development of the state that their choice can not be respected ?