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Babysho:
Bros Abeg. ..wetin be ohmpa

Lol. You need to visit the south East. A cool bottle of ohmpa takes all sorrow away.

It's in tears that I post this. I promise to save something no matter how small, yet I end up saving nothing. The sight of ohmpa never helps matters, plus olosho price don increase thanks to dollar hike. I pray God delivers me

This is an overflogged topic, yet the cries of deciet echos every now and then. You often hear men say " this is not whom I fell in love with" and women complain to all who care to listen how "this isn't the man I married". I disprove the theory that love could be blind in all cases and rather prefer to state the obvious. We are in love most times with images. Images portrayed by our partner albeit harmlessly, with intention to be more attractive.

I am a Virgin, I was raped by my uncle neighbour father son, I am dangote's pikin, I dine with otedola, I am an artist, I don't visit guys, I am different from other people who broke your heart, blah blah blah. Men and women gladly dish out these deceitful statements during early courtship, it's in human nature as well as animals to appear more attractive to a potential mate. This most times results in image painting. I doubt there is a man who at first date will tell a lady " I will slap you whenever you annoy me" "am a womaniser and chronic woman beater". Neither would you find a lady willingly to go on a second date with such a man. Thus it's unsurprising that women and men paint pictures, create images and personas to our loved ones. The issue is that most times our love is based on these images, the true nature of our loved ones are not observed till a later time (marriage) and then pains, disagreements, distrust becomes the order if the true nature disagrees with the loveable images we earlier knew.

This issue of lying and deciet is more common with women in this age simply because 21st century love had gone beyond declaration of love. If a man declares himself dangote pikin, we only should pity him when he has to prove that in numerous boutiques, eateries, shoprites etc. To the lady in question. But the lies of women is more difficult to disprove. Toto no get odometer. There is absolutely no way to second guess the honesty of your woman except time. And once her treachery has been proved most times love jumps out the window. Woe betide us that marriage has already occurred.

The bravest of men, is a man with a truthful tongue, who is true to himself and who seeks only people that accept his present, past and likely future. I disagree with this image building romance. I prefer a true person. If you are a LovePeddler, I could be OK with it, last I checked the so called whores are getting married. If you are broke, there could be a lady out there that is OK to be patient with ur situation while still loving you. As earlier said, even broke men have girlfriends and wives. I have truly only met two truthful ladies. I had the best relationships with them. We still best of friends till date because we never painted images. She understood I was a male LovePeddler at the time and she a bisexual. No judging. We even went on chyking sprees together and many threesomes. Too bad her husband today has no idea his wife is a lesbo. Cos he loves the image he knows. Hopefully may he never encounter her true self. I love the true person of someone. If you are bad, good grief we just avoided wasting our time, if you are good in my opinion. We will always be no matter the situation. And no surprises. Cheers

This is an overflogged topic, yet the cries of deciet echos every now and then. You often hear men say " this is not whom I fell in love with" and women complain to all who care to listen how "this isn't the man I married". I disprove the theory that love could be blind in all cases and rather prefer to state the obvious. We are in love most times with images. Images portrayed by our partner albeit harmlessly, with intention to be more attractive.

I am a Virgin, I was raped by my uncle neighbour father son, I am dangote's pikin, I dine with otedola, I am an artist, I don't visit guys, I am different from other people who broke your heart, blah blah blah. Men and women gladly dish out these deceitful statements during early courtship, it's in human nature as well as animals to appear more attractive to a potential mate. This most times results in image painting. I doubt there is a man who at first date will tell a lady " I will slap you whenever you annoy me" "am a womaniser and chronic woman beater". Neither would you find a lady willingly to go on a second date with such a man. Thus it's unsurprising that women and men paint pictures, create images and personas to our loved ones. The issue is that most times our love is based on these images, the true nature of our loved ones are not observed till a later time (marriage) and then pains, disagreements, distrust becomes the order if the true nature disagrees with the loveable images we earlier knew.

This issue of lying and deciet is more common with women in this age simply because 21st century love had gone beyond declaration of love. If a man declares himself dangote pikin, we only should pity him when he has to prove that in numerous boutiques, eateries, shoprites etc. To the lady in question. But the lies of women is more difficult to disprove. Toto no get odometer. There is absolutely no way to second guess the honesty of your woman except time. And once her treachery has been proved most times love jumps out the window. Woe betide us that marriage has already occurred.

The bravest of men, is a man with a truthful tongue, who is true to himself and who seeks only people that accept his present, past and likely future. I disagree with this image building romance. I prefer a true person. If you are a LovePeddler, I could be OK with it, last I checked the so called LovePeddler are getting married. If you are broke, there could be a lady out there that is OK to be patient with ur situation while still loving you. Aa earlier said, even broke men have girlfriend and wives. I have truly only met two truthful ladies. I had the best relationships with them. We still best of friends till date because we never painted images. She understood I qas a male LovePeddler at the time and she a bisexual. No judging. We even went on choking sprees together and many threesomes. Too bad her husband today has no idea his wife is a lesbo. Cos he loves the image he knows. Hopefully may he never encounter her true self. I love the true person of someone. If you are bad, good grief we just avoided wasting our time, if you are good in my opinion. You will always be no matter the situation. Cheers

Wow. This is a lovely read

slam7000:
You are not chino by any means. If you are, I'll be really disappointed as I have some respect for him. If you are not, then I take it you really want to meet up and do the harm you promised. But don't worry if you don't drop your no, I'll get back to you here.

I don't like scammers who go online to peep at personal stuffs. That's low. If you want to meet to flex arms or try some heat. I'll oblige you.

I'm going off now but would reply you soon.

you will learn manners from here onwards. No fears, dats why I have told u from the onset that I am coming. I need you to be aware, though if you assume you could pull up fisticuffs. I will oblige you till you have exhausted yourself, afterwards I do Wat I came to do, don't worry there is no greater peace than when a man has exhausted his energy after immense feelings of pain and suffering and you await the sweet release of death. For the death part, I won't oblige you. So no fears, be patient, check ur profile and u will notice am following you. This will be fun.

slam7000:
What excuses? What's so difficult in sending your contact no or posting your email address here?

You are the man, the super muthafuckin man. You want to arrange something, post the details . My Nairaland email doesn't work. I don't see anything unusual about that.

Oga post your no and email address. I have 10minutes. I've spent enough time on Nairaland today and you are becoming boring.

Let's take this to another level. Don't shy out now. You being given the opportunity to make good your threats. I will have a good camera and video as well.

don't worry. Be patient. I will get Wat I need my way. Small boy

slam7000:
Are you stupid or just trolling?

Post your phone no, email address or any other contact details. My Nairaland email doesn't work. Haven't used it in a long while because of silly scammers like you.

There is a reason I asked you to post your email address, phone no etc.

My Nairaland email can't be accessed and I haven't got time to start resetting passwords.

Post your phone no or get the phuck out

noise. Real noise. Reset ur password and respond to my pm. What would scammer be doing with ur broke ass. Biko Park well dumbo. Online warrior, offline coward. Don't bother na ur pic I go try and get. Dats all I need. So cool down. Be patient. You go suffer

slam7000:
Post your phone no and email address here mister superman. I'm going off Nairaland by 1800.

excuses. Pure excuses. Mtcheew Eeeeeehyyyyaaaa. Hahahahahaha. Na Wa oh

slam7000:
Post your phone no. email address or any other contact if you are really serious.

dumbo once u reply the pm. Na my email go receive am. Don't be so dumb na. Respond the pm. I will send a pic and you do same, with the locations and earlier posted time. Cm on. It's not difficult to do that. I have sent another pm

slam7000:
You are worse and more stupid than I thought. You have the dates, venue and time. If you can't respond to those then the joke is on you. I've left my Preston station mins ago. Be back on the dates earlier posted. I haven't changed it. You have all the time in the world to her there.

Stop sending your silly pm. Your mails won't be responded to.

it's a date then. I hope I don't find ur real pic on ur online signatures scattered all over the Internet. To help you notice me in the crowd. I am six foot six. Very dark and have a huge scar running across my entire left face. I want you to see me, no sneak attacks. U must know am coming. It's best for me. If you will like a pic, reply my pm. But we are searching for urs. Pray we don't see it.

slam7000:
Check into a psychiatric hospital and get yourself sorted first. Be careful what you wish for.

you are still making noise, no need for online jabs again. . Dats for weaklings. I refuse to be careful. Simply do Wat am asking for. I will leave ur right hand and fingers to enable you report events as it turned out here on nairaland. Don't worry, you aren't the first, you just will be another case study. You must learn. A must.

slam7000:
Young man, one advice for you. Be careful what you wish for and don't you dare send me pm here again.

this small boy needs a lesson from you the big man. Simply stop talking here like a woman. Set up the meet. We only need to exchange pictures and set a date. Very very simple.

slam7000:
Young man, one advice for you. Be careful what you wish for and don't you dare send me pm here again.

respond to the damn pm and stop ranting here. I want you to prove ur manliness. Set up the meet. I will fly down to meet u anywhere, cos the last I remember I can afford to do so easily. Stop ranting here, reply the pm I just sent, very important let's arrange the meet. Shit just got real. Don't coward away.

slam7000:
Start from the very beginning and read down sir. Yes I did rant at him. He was silly. His comment was that anyone who finds the pix attractive must have an element of homo-instinct in him. That's uncalled for. You can find that pix beautiful without necessarily attaching anything sexual to it.

The fu**r is so immature and has insecurity written all over him. I won't force him to celebrate blackness but calling me out and going on about meeting and stuff. He is clearly mad and on a suicide mission.

An idiot with a knife in his pocket thinks he is the baddest till he sees a thug walking with gun. A middle weight fast puncher thinks same till he sees a faster light-heavy weight brick buster.

Fools will always make threats even swear their lives and destinies away because they can't see the man at the other end.

He is an idiot

I just pm you. No point ranting here anymore, go online and set up the meet. I will scan a pic too so u know who is looking for u.

slam7000:
I have met idiots online but this one takes the cake. Your insanity is on a different level. Get help fast before you self destruct.

look at a mirror and see the reflection of a damned soul. Look at same image and see an illiterate, view same image and see a coward, remember ur face, how ugly it is cos it gotta get uglier. U kid, u will learn. With ur poverty stricken hands and cheap phone. You must learn. Since you missed out on proper home training, we must give it to you on the street. Shameless individual. Small boy who got grace mistakenly thinks he has an opinion because u grew beards which day. OK. Let's save the date. I wish I get ur pic. I really wish

slam7000:
I can see you are trolling little man. I'm done with you.
I have given you dates, time and venue.

idiotidiot don't go, ur cuss words should not finish, illiterate roaming about the UK. Uncultured nitwit. We shall truly see, it's a promise. I will use video too so idiots like you can learn that being on the Internet or fortunate to touch a cheap phone gives you no right to cuss strangers with different opinions from you. You will suffer in my hands, Mark it. My days shall never pass till pains and suffering has visited you.

slam7000:
You'll be unsecured psychologically and financially as long as you hold that negative opinion mister. I know your type, you derive lots of pleasure making threats online. If you ever get to meet me or even my assistants. You'll apologise. Continue running your filthy fingers over your crappy keyboard.

point of correction you will learn about my type, you never sabi am yet. Keep cool. Continue shining your pile or pole. Hahahahahaha

slam7000:
You'll be unsecured psychologically and financially as long as you hold that negative opinion mister. I know your type, you derive lots of pleasure making threats online. If you ever get to meet me or even my assistants. You'll apologise. Continue running your filthy fingers over your crappy keyboard.

hahahahahaha. Assistants? Hahahahahaha GOD AM CRACKING. we shall see who makes good on his promise. Patience. You backed up the wrong tree. You go suffer

slam7000:
Too bad for you idiot, I'm having my pole shined properly when I get to my destination.

You are the dumb fool attempting to commit suicide. Meet me at said routes bugger. For your information my account gets topped up at the end of the month. It's regular and there's nothing you can do about it unfortunately, that includes some untouched bread and bacon here and there. Na God de do am.

I can see why you are so insecure, childish and miserable. Appreciate black skin fool. You will not prosper until you do so. I said so.

we shall see about that. Keep cool. You go suffer. Patience little boy...... Patience

Speechless3:
Fool go and upgrade your brain. The more intelligent you are the truer your judgement would be about beauty. Slave.

hahahahahaha Mr man. Hahahahahaha u are a clown

Speechless3:
Ive always hated your kind and i will always hate you because you reek of selfhate. As usual, men like you who see no beauty in dark/ v.dark skin beauties suffer from very low IQ. Thank goodness, we can have all the intelligent men to ourselves while you go suck up to your fair goddesses. Dummy.

(no insult to my beautiful fair sisters)

e pain am wella. Idiot bleaching cream is now cheap, since you want my attention, go and bleach ur disgusting skin.

slam7000:
I repeat it you are a fool and an idiot. Look at yourself in the mirror and call yourself an insecure black man.

I'll be at Preston train station at 16.30, otherwise let's make it London Euston or London Waterloo 1300 on the 29th Feb.

Those are my route before I get back to base. I would gladly stop by and sort you out before continuing.

Look at yourself in the mirror again. Call yourself a fool.

Mr secure black man, Mr lover boy, shove ur opinion up ur gay ass, wait for when I identify ur broke self, you will cash the cheques ur leprosy hands has been writing. Idiot talking as though u aren't empty, a fool is a fool no matter the packaging. Small boy

slam7000:
I repeat it you are a fool and an idiot. Look at yourself in the mirror and call yourself an insecure black man.

I'll be at Preston train station at 16.30, otherwise let's make it London Euston or London Waterloo 1300 on the 29th Feb.

Those are my route before I get back to base. I would gladly stop by and sort you out before continuing.

Look at yourself in the mirror again. Call yourself a fool.

it's a date, buy a camera. Ass wipe. Despite ur ass licking you still would sleep alone. Too bad ur so dumb to put ur broke self in harms way, you will earn nothing in weeks, I promise. Dumbo

Speechless3:
Ive always hated your kind and i will always hate you because you reek of selfhate. As usual, men like you who see no beauty in dark/ v.dark skin beauties suffer from very low IQ. Thank goodness, we can have all the intelligent men to ourselves while you go suck up to your fair goddesses. Dummy.

(no insult to my beautiful fair sisters)

Mr man or trans. Are you OK at all or simply the heat has affected ur dull brain. Telling a stranger you hate him implies you have a pea sized brain. Whoi cares or gives a damn about who you like or don't like, just as you have ur well bleeped asshole, so is ur opinion, shove it very far up ur Behind. You hate me, let me start crying. Waste of space.

gbens2000:
walai u are a blind man.

homo stalker, you have been noticed, oya go and die. Scram off my mentions

gbens2000:
you are partially blind.

Who is this mofo seeking my attentions, oga go finger urself, this is not a meeting place for the blind seeing as you do zombie take enter my mention. Who are you? Please go and die oh jambite

slam7000:
Little man, if you see me offline, you will bow, same with all your friends.

Nama appreciate your skin colour and stop being a fool. Thunder blast you there. Lightening scatter what remains of your horrible carcass.

see you offline, please send a pm and arrange this lovely meeting, name, time and place. Keep insulting ur parents, well I agree with you that they must be fools, since they begot you, abi you be landlord pikin? If only you would have a carcass, send the pm for a lesson in 2016. U shall be a case study

slam7000:
See why you are so immature, stupid and full of insecurity.

Do you have to be a lover man to appreciate that girl's beauty? Must everything beauty be equated with your understanding of love.

Gerarahia idiota.

slowpoke, get off my mentions, homosexual, small boy like you talking love and insecurities, don't go and read your ababio....... Demented ass wipe with leprose hands. God punish you if you mention me again. Mofo u very lucky na online things, u for see pepper

slam7000:
You are a fool and a very insecure person.

That girl is beautiful. Sorry if you are too blind to see that.

babies fortunate to hold a phone, insulting ur parents, oya Mr lover man with clear eyes, go and marry her. Idiotic mofo.

If you admire this girl, please check ur homo meter as you could as well be attracted to bacary sagna

SeverusSnape:
Zombies be like "OP is an Ipod youth". So OP, are you an ipod?

hunger does not recognise an ipob or ipod. It wayas everybody, so unlike Mr Ben Bruce am just a # hungry and angry Nigerian