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itzhanie001:
Lolz, we have green skins and 7 heads with 4 hands and walk on our heads. Still interested?

My gfs are happily married,the ones that ain't are in fruitful relationships.You can't even meet cos they don't sleep around.

mbanu I have lost interest, I have a fetish forh married women, but the devil required to possess me for that hasn't arrived yet. Anyway since ur the one available, hope ur husband won't mind.

mitchyy:
When you're grown up, come back and read your comment with shame. Cheers!

imagine the baby telling her elders to grow up. U were still suckling when I according to you met ur type. The hypocrites who got disvirgined on an okada

itzhanie001:
Lolz.

U should ask them nau, my gfs don't tell such lies cos they don't need to.

ha I doubt ur gfs are from Pluto that urs truly haven't ever met them despite my rotten past. Anyway u don't have a dp, you might be an alien sef, so it's possible ur gals from Mars abi Venus are angels. Biko how can one meet una oh. I never date alien before. Am curious

itzhanie001:
Lolz. Some women might have been truly raped though, but she needn't lie about being a virgin.

Very very few were raped in the true sense of rape. Anyway please ask ur gfs where they go on seminars to learn that lie, it is most times always the same story line. Anyway if truly a girl was violently raped, that is bad

osedvgirl:
naughty boy, this dude is really good for guys to hit on thru back, bad pikin

you must be truly kidding

itzhanie001:
The witch refused to leave for the same reason you stated above.

I don't understand why some women do that anyway, why not just tell him the truth, and if he can't accept it go for those who don't mind? They probably think the man might finally love them enough to overlook their lies.

now you are talking, many men Like urs truly prefer a woman with sexual experience sef. Not every cares about the virginity Crap, but everybody hates to be decieved and led on a roller coaster. I haven't met a woman who didn't tell me that story though, the painful part is when she says it was a bicycle, her uncle, her cousin, or a dog raped her. And amidst tears she will add, it only happened once. Hian.

So that big girl in red with a big yansh is also writing jamb

Trapnews:
Easy on mitchyy, she's my crush!

it's best I thrash her now, so she doesn't give you the story too and in some months time we hear you hit her with a trailer

Trapnews:
Easy on mitchyy, she's my crush!

it's best I thrash her now, so she does give you the story too and in some months time we hear you hit her with a trailer

itzhanie001:
I don't expect him to forgive if he doesn't want to. What happened to divorce or even sending her out if he couldn't stand her. Na goat or cow?

so it's a thing of joy for a man to spend alot of money on a wedding, invite alot of people, dance and take pics happily only to divorce in two months, he is even trying to divorce but the witch refuses to leave. Women tell this lie alot and I wonder Wat they have stood to gain ever since.

oostin:
Is the man a virgin??!! What nonsense, so because it is practically impossible to determine whether a man is a virgin people just behave anyhow abi.

Msheew, nonsense.

close the gutter my friend, who is talking about virginity. We talking about deception and ur dull self couldn't piece that out of the story.... .. Mtcheew

itzhanie001:
But seriously why lie about something you are not? The man probably fell in love with the thought of marrying a virgin and not with her. She cld av just told him and if he can't accept her that way, hold the door open.


But that man is mad.

of course he must be mad because he is reacting. He should forgive na mtcheeew

As I went to get my breakfast before hurrying off to a colloquium at work, I ran into a little baby going to school, she was crying profusely and looking back, possibly at her home hoping someone would call her and comfort her.

I wondered why she cried, till I saw her glance at her apparently empty food container. I realised with great sorrow why exactly this child was miserable, she was being sent off to school in an empty stomach as well as an empty food flask. The world has become rotten thus, I doubt it will play out well if someone sees me giving money to a school child. So I let her be. While in my home, I decided to look at her perspective as well as those of her environment.

She blames her parents for being poor and wicked, sending her off in hunger.

I blame her parents for being poor and unsympathetic to the hunger plight of their ward

The patents blame the government of either laying them off or simply underpaying them as aregbe does

The government blames the fall in oil price as the reason for the bad economy

The oil companies blame the international market for inefficiency in regulation

The oil regulatory bodies blame the Americans for their shale oil exploration

The Americans blame Africans for their bad leadership and lack of vision to diversify their economy

The government blames the Americans for their role in international price control and thus the recession

The pdp blame the apc for travelling outside the country like a journey man while neglecting duties

The apc blames the pdp for all of their woes including attributing the present heat experienced to their wasted 16years in government

The pastors blame Nigerians that our sufferings are simply because we have sinned and refused to pay our tithes promptly

Every of the above blames the devil for being the architect of all the evil be falling us.

The pastors reminds us to blame our enemies also, are the tools in the devil's workshop

Every if the above blames our enemies and cast them with fire and brimstone into hell

The devil sits quietly and blames eve, if only she wasn't gullible and deceptive to her mumu husband Adam. There would have no consumption of the forbidden fruit, the exile from Eden would have never occurred, cain and abel would have never existed, Abraham and David would have never come to fore and most importantly both I, the little child and every other being in this world would have never existed. Nor be stupid enough to blame our imperfections on him.

Above everything God awaits the day of judgement to blame us all for out transgressions.

If we are all to blame and yet nobody is to blame, then why the blame game. Why can't all parties in Nigeria see the major goal in our short existence on earth.

We are the builders of the future of the nation. Just like our founding fathers, we are the present, soon to be the past. What shall we be remembered for asides our propensity to cast blames?.

I pray for true change and reorientation.
# eddygourdo

More craziness. The act of wanting equality when it's to their favour is the biggest act of cowardice you could ever encounter

Please take a look at these pics I culled from a Facebook post and tell me if this isn't true of those dumbos

Pumpkin34:
lmfao, free me oh.

I have been sending you pm since morning, only to be told by whichever email provider you are using to go to blazes. Please which email provider is that, shey yahoo abi. I need to tell them am already in blazes cos I am located in Nigeria. Baby this is a serious matter, check my dp and u will see the smiles I uploaded for u. If u didn't see it apparently my mail provider must also be yahoo. How are ya

Hahahaha, oga make ur list up to fifty, yet every Catholic Church will be filled up every other Sunday, world leaders will continue to bow to the Pope in reverence as a spiritual leader of the world. Please there are more cases u didn't point out and link to the Catholic Church, eg

boko haram,

Isil or isis

Your break up from ur girlfriend,

ur poverty,

Your stomach pain last night

And lastly why ur stool was hard and refused to flush this morning

. Mtcheeeeew

My belle oh. Lol

Hmmmmm. Ndo

Mr man, I agree with him and I am more Nigerian than you will ever be. Quote me and i will school you on why I bear this position

Pumpkin34:
Hahahahahahahaha, leave me biko.

ur lucky I have lost my singing voice, would have made u a mix tape like ndi obodo oyibo. Anyhoo I intend to send a love letter, since we are in the period of lent, I will wait because God's blessing wey I ask for, him never do the second request, he has done the first by showing me a TALL damsooool. Hope my phonetics are impressive. I will be watching you as well as my back incase ur current boyfriend read all this my prose. I am no 50cent, I doubt I can survive a gun shot. Tudulus hon

My dear op, as much as nobody deserves to be killed for his beliefs or orientation. You must admit that gay is deviant. It's wrong. But do I as a non participant have a right to determine right from wrong? The answer is no. But I owe the world to protect our children and future sustenance.

In the case of the young man killed, it's wrong. But in the case of deviant people trying to force ur deviant behaviour down the throats of the populace. It is also wrong.

The hatred heterosexuals have for homosexuals is simply because they are trying to invade the common place. By their requests for marriages, child adoption and recognition.

If truly they were all about expression of their love, then why is there a craze on recognition and acceptance. From time immemorial, gay has always existed, people kept it as their personal business. IN THEUR BEDROOMS..

TILL they started coming out and seeking recognition and acceptance, thus grew the so called homophobia you all chant at us.

Please the earlier gays accept they are deviant and such should be strictly between consenting adults, where we won't fear for our children having mixed personalities or confusion as to how two men or two women produced him. There will be peace.

In my time, it took awhile to explain to us kids how a woman and a man produced children. Talk less of homo people

Ebimablog:
And u are blind to... Details shortly?

u want us to quarrel this morning abi. You getting cranky cos u had a cold sexless night? Bros that wasn't my fault. Don't refer to me as blind again lest I go all Kanye on ur Yo ass

Pumpkin34:
My tall is tall.

I might be in roooove with you na oh, tall baby boo. Biko nailaranders . All trespassers should keep off, especially that kamoru my son, omo ale jati jati, just planted my flag hia. Baby if you are taller than me, confess now so I can take back my flag. I am 6ft 4.

Familiarity breeds contempt, guess you are too familiar or attempted famzing with the woman at some point. Well if I advise you, keep calm and let the matter die a natural death, talking or attempts to remedy ur reputation will only make it worse. Wait for the day she mistakenly speaks to you, the report her to her husband for flirting with u. U fit add pepper and salt sef.

To make you feel better, go and unsleep with them. Lady Wat is wrong with you, during the planning, you never told us, even when the action started, you never inquired if some of us will be interested in the party, after you have finished, you come here to tempt the vaseline crew with raunchy tales. Please warn yasef. Stop pretending you have a conscience. Therefore keep ur misdeeds to urself, abi ur bestfriend na amebo too?

They just went on the streets and killed four youths who were minding their business? Or they killed them for food, or ritual. Oga please go and hear the complete news, then come tell us the complete Gist. Wat u posted there is simply amebo

Pumpkin34:
If he's slightly shorter, no problem because am tall. But if he's really shorter than I am, then it's a big No for me.

biko how tall is ur tall. We searching