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asorocker:true, but not at the intensity observed in this regime, if you are based in the the south East you will observe a massive and unwarranted hatred for the current government not because of non performance but simply on tribal and religious reasons, now tell me is that a wise people whose agitation are fueled by idealogy or people whose agitation are fueled by tribalistic disenfranchisement |
keally:Mr man no tribe is entitled to anything, you have to fight for it, you have to be politically suave and knowledge as a tribe. The igbo are politically irrelevant in Nigeria because we have refused to have a common voice in Nigeria. Are other tribes supposed to give us political gifts of relevance? are they supposed to allocate a better quota system to suit us? what happens to the Igbos getting in the helm of affairs and dictating same to them, it's only a deluded fellow who won't admit the Nigerian political sphere is a free for all game where the wisest thrive. The pdp had many igbo founding fathers yet they were there when they zoned out the presidency to other tribes in seccesion without any plan for the igbo. Mr man the enemy of an igbo man is an igbo man, stop the sentiments and stop blaming other tribes for our failures to be politically relevant. It's cowards who cower away in fear because they can't challenge, heroes face challenges. Make your choice of classification. Happy sunday |
jamjo:ok Bro you have your points, I have an issue about the methods of actualising biafra and also the plans of the Biafrans, you reside outside the country, can you just decide in a night to relocate permanently to Nigeria, I doubt that, you must plan, strategise on many things solely because you would not want people to laugh at you if your decision to relocate turns out flawed. I haven't yet been privy to concrete information about the plans of biafra, how exactly we won't be one a laughing stock if we secede and fail. I agree with you though that the agitation could provide a catalyst to Nigeria practicing true federalism. Maybe or maybe not. I am not a name calling fellow, am only giving my people a taste of the medicine we would receive if we fail as a country biafra |
Cutehector:hector. You alone is a bad gang |
Abeg make una no vex, what code in mtn can I use to bar a particular number from calling me, please help a brother. That babe has been calling, maybe she has a mobile or Web version of the juju and I don't wanna find out please. For those who said am racial towards the bini thing, it's wrong cos I neve even knew others had similar experiences or that it was a bini stereotype, asides that am a jerk, that lady was a nice lady, very respectful and apparently loved me. But God forbid such love biko. |
My strong and unwavering belief that babes ain't loyal and never will be has always fueled my cheating ways, but today I realised I love my bae above all else and should start considering a change of lifestyle. I remember giving this tall, pretty bootilicious babe a lift many months ago as I approached lagos from Benin - ore axis. The mere fact she told me she was a bini babe scared me a bit but I ignored my reservations and we had a little fling here and there. I noticed she was too serious about me though, always calling, always professing love and all that nonsense, I really hated it cos I have always told myself my infidelity is strictly on a sexual basis never emotional, i love bae and my heart is emotionally taken, and to be truthful I refused to stop meeting up this lady cos she is receptive to the weirdest things in bed (fisting, backdoor , etc) but after this morning I realised that all the sex in the world can never replace the one you truly love and care about. After we met up, and got down to our usual evil, she threw that useless female blackmail shot "do you really love me or you just using me" as stupid as I was I proceeded to give her a long sermon on how we just friends with benefits, how I love my gf, blah blah blah, she listened attentively while smiling sheepishly. Next thing this lady asked me to close my eyes if I at least care for her, i initially refused once she refused to explain her reason, but since i must finish this business to watch Louis van gaal disgrace my team by 1pm I had to agree, I closed my eyes thinking a kiss was coming, when u didn't feel a presence, I gently opened one eye and to my greatest shock, lol and behold this lady with with a weird feathery object in her hands and a palm frod between her lips, I jumped up in fright, she said I should cool down, that she would only touch my forehead with it and it would hurt only but a little and she would kiss the place for the pain to stop, I went hysterical, I wanted to kill her till I realised my name is on the hotel register, I was mad, I wanted to beat her up, she kept saying she loves me and if only I can allow her I will realise I love her too, I dressed up as fast as I could amidst her tears from fear I was going to physically attack her, I ran out of the room, while I sat in the car port, I realised had I not opened my eyes, maybe I would have been love struck to a stranger and lost my bae for ever, I realised I don't care about the sex or my need to reassure my manhood by sleeping with strangers, for the first time in my life I felt bad for my infidelity, I am at home now with the light in my life, and I realise what I almost lost to the craziness of a bini girl, guess I need a strong new year's resolution, terrible boxing day morning. |
eme1n:hahahahahaha ![]() |
In fact since I woke, na my wrapper I dey find up and down, she has complained, nagged and literally made jest of me for my new found wrapper tying love, maybe cos I have refused to listen, bae has hidden my wrappers, I have promised to walk around naked in protest till my wrapper reappears. But let's look at this, she ties wrapper sometimes though not for long as I prefer the bum shorts and tight dresses, but I realised that once u tie wrappers, I feel free, lots of air to the machine, and generally very easy to whip it out and chase her around the house, I don't know how most people view their bae in a wrapper around the house, irritating or acceptable. Do share. |
Goodyshoes:I believe you still have mhizronnie on your BBM contact |
How much last bro and where are u |
DouchessPunkyII:will buy u a drink whenever I see u |
STFUareyouGod: STFUareyouGod:oh really, my bad. |
My enemies have finally succeeded over me, I awoke this morning with the intention of not attending any church, in fact I wanted to sleep for at least another 6hours, but since I was the chauffeur for my family I had to go, with a shrug I searched about for any cloth that wasn't the roughest since the chore of ironing is one I have never mastered or loved doing, my hand picked a jumper I had sewned about a month ago from an over priced ashebi I bought in support of one silly colleague of mine who refused to be my friend with benefits because she was getting married (can you imagine her selfishness.... Smh) anyway as there was no light when I dressed up with my dim torch light I never bothered to recheck my dressing (I never do) since the mass was for 6am we zoomed off, if only I had the bad habit of pressing my phone in church this evil would have never happened as I would have attempted to carry my phone and in the process realise I had no pockets because I wore my shirt INSIDE OUT, inside out my good God. I hadn't even noticed it till I observed something more painful, the decoration for the doors and toilet area was exactly the same material as my cloth, who in God's name uses an Ankara material for church harvest decoration, who does that for Christ sake, I didn't know what to commit sucide for, the fact I wore the back of my cloth or the fact my so called expensive ashebi jumper na decoration. I will never purchase an ashebi again, guess funke did that to punish me, maybe I am to blame, maybe the stupid church decorator is to blame, maybe funke. Na real wa |
I really have never seen or known a scenario or condition that pleases my soul more than when am with my family, with my family I feel safe, with my family I think straight, with my family I am able to see beyond my current troubles and with my family I see hope of a better tomorrow. Has it always been for me this way? I will disagree. I had times in my youth when I felt misunderstood, where I felt judged, where I felt trapped and ultimately unfulfilled hanging around my family. This was till I went out in the world I realised the devil and his minions lived and operated outside. They were my colleagues at work who south to hurt me without provocation, they were my roommates in school which stole my things and gossip ed behind me, they were my so called friends who gladly betrayed me once I wasn't looking, the where strangers on the street who abused me or splashes water on me cos they could. All in all I realised that home is the only place I could use any cup to drink water without asking or wondering who had used it earlier, that the imperfections in my family is child's play when compared to the imperfections in the real world. I read of experiences of people who have lost a family member and I realised they cried more in missing their presence that they did when bearing whatever Ill treatment the member inflicted in life, I realised time on earth is synonymous with actors on a live stage, everyone plays his part and parts to be seen no more. It made all the sense in the world to love my family as I love myself irrespective of our frailties, because our time together shall be short and our imperfections only matter in this short albeit brief period. This is Christmas and new year time, the best period of thanksgiving with your family for whatever graces God has allowed you witness, I am with my family and together we wish you all merry Xmas and new year in advance, try and show your family how much you are thankful for them this period. If unfortunately you are mourning the loss of a family member, GOD will grant you the strength to bear it in the spirt of the yuletide season. Cheeriooooo |
suzzy16:ok, misunderstood you earlier. Your brain is good. Cheers hon ![]() |
Oahray:the things you say, always spot on in few words, please tell these women |
suzzy16:Well true sha, but nevertheless the beating was too much and uncalled for. |
suzzy16:you these women sef, I feel like caning you, what is true about what she said. |
daretodiffer:exactly now you talking. Please it'd disrespectful of her towards him to call him irresponsible, it's synonymous with him calling her a LovePeddler, for one silly reason such as coming home late when they have trust issues. Fact is that couples must watch their utterances and behaviours to ensure it doesn't cause the other part emotional pain. It's unfair to call people names while destroying their self esteem and justify ourselves by saying at least we didn't physically assault them. Some words are worse than physical assault. By the way my love, which brand of beer u drink yesterday or shey paraga abi monkey tail le mu ni? |
I vividly remember when I was in my first year as a Jew man, I had this silly girl I have been asking out for months, after lots of pressure she decided I could visit so far there would be no sex involved, I remember laughing so loud after the call, I continued my cooking. It was beans and plantain garnished with Cameroon pepper. After eating with a plate of soaked garri, I bounced to her place, skip all the nonsense talk and pleas from yours truly for sex we decided to settle for mutual masturbation(very embarrassed at my mumuism), when she decided to go down did my stomach rumble, i also forgot I used my bare fingers to put the pepper and gladly used it on her while oblivious of what would happen in the next ten minutes, the moment she settled her mouth down there for action, I swear I tried to hold it in but the air escaped from my buttocks with a loud bang, she tried to get up, I held her head down cos I was about to arrive, the whole scenario now looked like I was forcing her to smell the newly released gas I emitted, she screamed and slapped my hand hard, she was flabagasted as my disgusting attitude, I tried to explain it was the beans and pepper, when she started squeezing her legs together as things got hot and hotter, you remember the original Cameroon pepper na, she technically went berserk, screaming, crying, we were both using a plastic hand fan to fan the place once she washed it, as her tears didn't stop, I offered to blow breeze through my mouth, it was a bad day not to have light, while I was doing this my stomach kept rumbling, I knew if I don't leave there soon it won't be only gas she would encounter, as God will have it and in apparent anger she sent me out of her room after forcing my to perform a sexual act am not proud of in hope the heat will reduce. Apparently it did (magic tongue) . I was standing outside her room in a female hostel , with a runny stomach and no toilet in sight, I decided to duck into a nearby bush, I was so happy that I relieved myself, stood up still naked while feeling fly, till something forced me to look up, lol and behold the so called bush was an overgrown landscape facing the entire hostel with complete visibility from the balcony where half the hostel had gathered for a fellowship, all the while I was grunting, grimacing and stooling, over a hundred girls could see me clearly, now to make matters worse I was standing naked with my boxers and trousers still hanging loose, I still wonder till today what type of fellowship that was where the ladies kept looking at me unashamedly, while I felt nauseous from shame, I didn't even clean up, amidst tears and cursed breath, I dressed up, turned around and ran away at top speed (still wondering what was the rationale in running since they had seen me). Well till I graduated I never visited again, joy hostel, GOD will punish your gardener. |
JoeCutie: ![]() |
newpisces:have lived in the south West a long time, other tribes battle too but I think rarely is a towel and scanty wrapper the uniform as I observed in the south West. It's not discriminatory. Am not that type of Nigerian |
JoeCutie:you really need me and that lady to be enemies, keep fanning flames of discord as though am a rival you need out of the way. Bro this is a disclaimer, I don't know that girl oh, have no interest too, though I admit she has a good head, though not as bright as she thinks it is. But good head nevertheless |
JoeCutie:she is a kid bro, and for Wat exactly, the "our " was in respect to nairaland, hope u didn't assume I knew her personally? na I don't do friendships. |
JoeCutie: Wetin make I talk again |
Oahray:the Werey with that girl na first class, she has gotten me banned twice for fighting on a thread, she is violent. So I will thread softly lest the thread starts burning. Make I answer am sef. |
JoeCutie:Hey bro, despite she is annoying she is our Estharfabian, forgive her and take her back, lest she has a melt down and we miss her opinions here. Cheers |
daretodiffer:since you started with I am a liar, I will await for the alcohol to clear. After which I will respond, meanwhile please refer me to when u made the claims above, never forget you told me calling someone irresponsible isn't enough to warrant physical abuse. Maybe u missed the word CALLING. Cos last time I checked it depicts verbal with emotional consequences. Please review our last jibes on other threads. Waiting |
Oahray:whoever you are, wherever you are, I will search you out and buy you a crate of orijin. WHAT A GOOD HEAD. Estharfabian. The above is ur response no point arguing further. |
Estharfabian:when I see the man I will stylishly ask for his number, will give it to you so u can investigate what type of man he is. Maybe na transgendered |
Estharfabian:Esther from my assessment, that man could be at least 55 and the woman in their forties, I doubt if a woman slapped your dad his first response will be to retaliate. He is a mature man. He will run away not in fear but from apparently a mad black woman |
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