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CrimeRe: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos For Calling Him ‘irresponsible’ by Eddygourdo(m): 1:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
There was provocation from the woman. But provocation from someone with raging hormones is very normal and must be forgiven and ignored COS SHE PREGNANT GODAMM IT. Then coupled with the fact the abuse is a daily occurrence by both parties on themselves (would not accept the domestic abuse reflects only the character of the man) . That being said he should have controlled himself better with maturity, but since a person died. HANG HIM. Doveda darling come and clap for me.
CrimeRe: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos For Calling Him ‘irresponsible’ by Eddygourdo(m): 1:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
There was provocation from the woman. But provocation from someone with raging hormones is very normal and must be forgiven and ignored COS SHE PREGNANT GODAMM IT. Then coupled with the fact the abuse is a daily occurrence by both parties on themselves (would not accept the domestic abuse reflects only the character of the man) . That being said he should have controlled himself between with maturity, but since a person died. HANG Him. Doveda darling come and clap for me.
CrimeRe: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos For Calling Him ‘irresponsible’ by Eddygourdo(m): 1:21pm On Dec 11, 2015
doveda:
emperorchedda, Eddygourdo, praxisnetworks, mikolo80, Spydraad, Sacluxpaint, coachwilcox

cheesy smiley wink cheesy

Can we please anakyse both sides now?

Bunch of clowns and idio.ts
my love I just came from a ban. I don't want to argue with you. You sef u like wahala oh. Imagine you mentioned me so we fight. Please be aggressive like this in the sack. They will enjoy u. Kisses
RomanceShe Is In A Coma And Not Responding.. ..... Am I Hosting A Criminal by Eddygourdo(op): 10:40am On Dec 11, 2015
As early as 5am this morning I was jolted up from my beauty sleep with a loud ring. I was pissed off at myself for not switching off my phone and equally pissed off at whomever was calling. I picked up since it was an unknown number. It was chuks (not real name) afterall, my long heard from course mate who got married to the neighbour hood hoe a year ago, which I refused to attend in principle of having been there and done that babe. He quickly inquired the route to my place that he needs a place to hide, I was surprised because I know the fellow works in lagos at a multinational company with very fat pay check, if he needs to hide, was it cos he was a theif afterall? I asked him what's up and he told me it's bisola, that they got into their normal fight once he caught evidence of her infidelity and right now she isn't breathing, I suddenly regretted describing my place to him without first inquiring why he asked. He said he would explain better once he comes. Well he must be on a long no thing because once am through typing this I will be in my car running away to hide somewhere in lagos. I won't harbour a possible murderer. The reason for this post is that I want to bring out a perspective on this relationship with respect to abuse.

I remember this lady he married as I confessed earlier. She was a beautiful as u can imagine, to make matters worse she was a renowned kezaya, she would sleep with anyone, anytime and the moment news spread she was comfortable taking the D inside through her behind, the frenzy to be associated with her increased, I stopped visiting her island cos of fear of aids plus I felt she was possessed. Rather like anyone we used her for 'oji' or rather as a gift to any randy visitor we have who needed a quick screw, most times they were shocked to she the angel who we brought forth. This was exactly the case when I introduced chuks to bisola, I was met with shock when I noticed that chuks started frequenting her end and they started hanging out. I inquired what's up and he told me they are now dating. Despite my objections he insisted and their love or whatever nonsense it was continued. But I noticed something a day I visited. Bisola was bruised and battered. I was still thinking on how exactly to confront chuks when he slapped her in my presence for no just cause. I entered him immediately. I placed him on a choke hold and even bisola joined him in begging me lest he blacks out. When things settled he explained to me with bisola nodding in approval that he intends to stop her dog behaviour by beating her to stupor anytime he finds out she slept around. I tried then to make him see that clearly he was abusing the emotional instability in that girl, and even if beating her was a solution must it be that vicious? A blood shot eye, swollen lips, was he punching a woman for Christ sake. Plus she accepted it as a punishment since it was his condition for marriage. I understood his desire for her to change but I disapproved of his methods. Needless to say. After observing or hearing of more abuses from him to her as that girl couldn't close her legs, I decided to stay far away from them, that I ignored his wedding invitation. I warned him then that if he doesn't watch it he will kill someone. Now I think it has happened. And the idiot just remembered me, if truly bisola dies. No justification will warrant the treatment he gave her. Cos apparently she never changed. BRB people. Gotta run.
CrimeRe: Husband Arrested For Recording His Dying Wife Without Offering Help by Eddygourdo(m): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2015
A true life case of when love died, and the monsters in the couple took over only to make them realise there was never love afterall. Simply an infatuative desire to beget and conquer. I hope justice is served undiluted and in full truth. RIP.
RomanceRe: Why Am I A Pervert......... It's Disturbing by Eddygourdo(op): 5:02pm On Dec 10, 2015
Qhal:
Dear Op
Having read ur post above, you shouldn't fill distraught and call urself a pervert. Every man has what he is attracted to in a woman. It could be legs, a pretty face, huge boobs, nice voice and in our case, obig booty.

You are an ass man just like me and that doesn't mean that there's any thing wrong with you , its just what you are attracted to.
anytime am sad and I need a break, I always visit ur thread on big booties. God it's a lovely view
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 10:39am On Dec 09, 2015
doveda:
grin

You are a clown, sircheesy

Go meet your lovepeddler mama
Very lame. I know u have the hots for my mum. No wonder you fight men online and have little manners. If and when you learn manners I will send u a pm so we meet and do the do wey dey hungry you since morning. But meanwhile swerve vermin.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 10:36am On Dec 09, 2015
funlord:
Foolish turd! Your father is a bastard if you don't post my pictures till you die! It seems you've forgotten I'm a good looking hunk! Dunce!

You've heard how me and my squad expose fakes like you and you want to attempt to make mouth as if you are connected like that? Fake orangutan like you! WE ARE THE MATRIX! We do all the busting on NL! Not nobodies like YOU! Hopeless pleb! Ha ha ha ha............
nairaland king. Popular child. I will call on you again my rabid dog whenever I need people to rant. Unlike you. It's time for me to be productive. Goodbye till I am In the mood to laugh again. You are really a funlord. You make make fun of urself alot. Keep it up
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 9:46am On Dec 09, 2015
funlord:
Chaiiii! E don pain am! See the anger in your words as you dey type furiously while boning your ogre like face! You just come dey gbagaun anyhow! Is "robin hood" your cousin?

Senseless, vapid rants as always but at least I get your message! Now gerrarahia men, as I send you on your sorry way with this "tekken style roundhouse"! Eddymagodo! LMFAO!!!
mtcheew. You clearly have run out of grammar. But u didn't realise my post u edited has its original version untainted. Guess it got to you. Post something creative and I will respond. Keep bringing out shit jabs from ur ass. I will ignore. Remember I have warned you to desist in future. I will posts pics of u here one day. Truth
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 9:43am On Dec 09, 2015
doveda:
Your likes can't even walk up to me in the physical world. And even if I were to get down with you, I will just use you and dump your broke ass.

cheesy grin

You are naive, very naive!
Why should I walk up to you, when ur so fat that even if you standing on the north pole, ur still within ear shot. My dear u just like me. Don't know why. I don't like you. The feeling is not mutual. Yes I will let you use my broke ass. It's been a long time I bleeped a LovePeddler with hundred naira. 1999 was fun. No gerrarahia men with stinky booty
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 9:37am On Dec 09, 2015
doveda:
I would kill him

Trust me on that grin
u not that good in bed dear. Get ur face out of ur ass. Kill me? With what. Well u must have been joking. So I will just laugh. Hahahaha undecided
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 9:33am On Dec 09, 2015
xfay:
As a man Never ever beat your wife...... They can be quite emotional, have some buffer for there style of expression

As a woman learn when to soft pedal........you know when a man is nearing his limits... that is not the time to hammer in your point

As a man if you provoke me I simply say bye bye married or not the relationship is Over I won't stay around till I get to the tipping point, I cherish my peace of mind and guard it jealously

As a woman if a guy as much as threaten to beat, slap or whatever I pull a 180 degree, no time waiting around to see if it will get worse or not because 99.99999% of the time he will pounce on you one day
most times if he threatens, they will ponce on him, grab his shirt, rip it to pieces, render him slaps while imploring him to try out his threat. If he slaps them. They will collapse in a heap, whip out their cameras, take a mug shot. Then come online screaming he is a beast. He is violent. He beat me up for no just cause. Women na wa
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 9:30am On Dec 09, 2015
sonofananimal:
thank you! you said the truth!


nobody know if that WOMAN IS ONE OF THOSE FOOLISH WOMEN who only run mouth and be raining INSULT on her husband anyhow and the husband is just tolerating her until he reach his limit.

when I see story like this, I just don't PITY her but wanted to hear the husband side of the story, WOMEN ARE evil .
don't mind them, always playing the victim card. If you type u support the woman the women here will praise u. The moment you declare u wanna hear the full story before you judge. They declare you a woman hater, a beast, an animal. This generation and sucking the masculinity out of men is alarming. Violence is bad. But first we must decern if that violence is an action or a reaction. Not making everything a sexist issue.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 9:18am On Dec 09, 2015
janefrancisca:
haha...definitely not me...batman and robin are both male. grin
for you sake and unfortunately for Robin. I will allow you wear a skirt and be my Robin. I will be bat man of course. Any nonsense on me that pass my power. Shout and cry on my behalf. Don't abuse back oh. This urchin is rough and has no respect for women. He will tear u to pieces and I will be a ridiculously dressed man wearing a bat man uniform with no Robin to share the shame. If you are with me say. Ha ha ha ha. If you are not. Say peace be with me. This Street urchin wants to kill me here.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 9:12am On Dec 09, 2015
funlord:
grin


My friend get the _fuck off the thread jare! You've been trying to look for an exit for almost 45 minutes! Scuzzy demented ass wipe!

Your the the kind of a boy that scientists would use as a blueprint to build an _idiot. Senseless coward! GTFOH!!!
ok. Ur have done better I will always threaten to leave for u to do better. The only every trophy you will ever be entitled with is this I will give you. FUNLORD THE KING OF FOOLS AND ASSWIPES. even guess the prototype built from my idiot blueprint was ur gay ass
This is a boy whose halistotic idiocy permeates every thread. Anyone who knows you and has heard you has attested to your stupidity and inability to show an upbringing. It must be as a result of the fall or the excessive Love Machine use from your LovePeddler of a mother. Ur brain us all messed up. That even amongst sperm yours will run our of a pussy instead of inside it. I will not throw jabs to you but rather forecast your life. Everything, including your phone reels of poverty, everything in ur existence will be be below averages just like ur pocket and health. Maybe u don't know it yet fat ass. The idiocy you display is a mental condition. Get the help u need mother fucker
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:52am On Dec 09, 2015
funlord:
grin

Now you are a rapper? Now wonder you bear the name of a video game character! Your _stupidity is so unreal that it had to be programmed like "Eddygourdo's"!

Abeg can I ask you a simple question? As a young simian, did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Because the _moronic qualities you display through your words seem like those of a thing with a cursed destiny! Let's pray kid...he he
the next time I see a post of you threaten to finish someone using ur words. I will hunt you down and bleed you out. See the craps you keep posting. The best you can do I see. Mtcheew. Will respond to you when ur brain resets to its usual silly self with decent insults. Remember all I need to get you ranting. Is a simple call FUNLORD.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:45am On Dec 09, 2015
TheNonce:
Abeg gerrarahia men! You been come find trouble, funlord come beat you to death, then na for my own body you wan come get power! Agbaya wey no get shame! Mumu!
mtcheew.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:43am On Dec 09, 2015
janefrancisca:
Don't you have more important things to do than exchanging words..u are not being paid and u ar not even learning something positive ...u get time o.
am just blowing off steam jare. I have to change football club. I normally don't have time for such. Am a friendly dude.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:41am On Dec 09, 2015
janefrancisca:
Don't take sides...if you wanna rebuke, rebuke both or better still let them be...dem get time sha.
Manchester United hurt me yesterday. Need to blow off steam with someone I can manipulate. I pray he doesn't attack you. Should incase you answer. And we join the same team. Who will be bat man and who will be robin
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:39am On Dec 09, 2015
funlord:
undecided

WHAT A BORING _MORON!!!
don't go all IamLEGEND1 on me. You know he has a good head and ur dont. Remove that pic u dumbo. Be creative. Watch this simple one. Even in an after life. You will still be a fool, all generations shall call you and ur offspring fools. The issue there is that your the type who would shoot blanks with a clit you call a dick. Never wondered why those mofo u begged in here to fight for u prefer u a bottom not a top. Now I will trigger u again. Please please dumbo. Do better next time. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:34am On Dec 09, 2015
TheNonce:
angry


Mr man shut up abeg! The guy just dey advice you but you come dey rake nonsense! Just log out from here because that bros don wash you finish!
if u weren't dull and and slowpoke, his lame jabs won't impress you. I remember u. You attended a special needs school right? The down syndrome kid. Stuck around. I got the remote of that boy. And now of you. I will tweak him to say something stupid and tweak u to enjoy it. Stupidity encompassing
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 8:29am On Dec 09, 2015
doveda:
You are a fo.,ol, a dumbass

Nah, you made it boring wity your reta.rded logic

You can't even defend your opinion when it concerns your familysad

Too dum.b darling, you are just too dum.b
sad
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. cool cool cool cool she is still crushing.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:28am On Dec 09, 2015
To the OP. No vex we are gonna turn ur thread upside and inside out. I have some lab rats here I am tweaking their brains. Sorry in advance
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:25am On Dec 09, 2015
TheNonce:
angry


Mr man shut up abeg! The guy just dey advice you but you come dey rake nonsense! Just log out from here because that bros don wash you finish!
More have landed. Really lovely oya start ur own. Am listening. You are a fool. Trigger
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:24am On Dec 09, 2015
funlord:
grin


Why are you so obsessed with my name? I know you worship me but please stop praising me even in defeat! Its embarrassing for you! I can see you don't have enough in the tank to even last up to 30 minutes with me! I'm even using the left part of my brain to spar with you and I'm not impressed!

Whats with all this your "I will wait for you to speak english nonsense? You will curse yourself ideology? You will use grammer that will finish and Jobless crap that your spewing? Must everybody work? Your dad has not worked since the 70's na! And your permanent address on NL is the job section but still no luck! Is it a crime?

After all Your father is here with me and the rest of the jobless crew popping bottles of alomo on such a cold sweet harmattan morning while we wait for your mother to finish licking the balls of emeka the labourer before we take our share from her bleeding _pussy! That's my job for today! Providing your parents with pleasure! Thank me abeg..........lol.
I will await ur next post. Seems u always do better after intermittent posts. Just look at the embarrassment you posted above in a war. Just negodu. I need ur next post. So let me trigger ur dull brain. You are a fool. Oya awaiting
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:21am On Dec 09, 2015
wiseoneking:
what an Unruly and uncultured dude. Gutter language from an urchin? You are more raw than the person you are rebuking. How old are you?
here are his friends, the dullards at his level. Alright am 12, but that aside. You here to defend ur gay lover. Am listening. Start the ranting.
PoliticsRe: Achike Udenwa Dead? by Eddygourdo(m): 8:21am On Dec 09, 2015
wiseoneking:
what an Unruly and uncultured dude. Gutter language from an urchin? You are more raw than the person you are rebuking. How old are you?
here are his friends, the dullards at his level. Alright am 12, but that aside. You here to defend ur gay lover. Am listening. Start the ranting.
Ghen ghen ghen
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 8:15am On Dec 09, 2015
doveda:
Bla bla bla bla
now u are making everything uninteresting. U run out of grammar? Anyway thanks. I have let off my steam on u (thanks to man UTD and LVG). Listen madam this has ended. U have ur opinion and I have mine. I will read my posts to u later in apparent shame but biko ur free to continue urs to me as I will read it. Though note that we share differing opinions and whatever further u say will be to urself. I am an intellectual and though I have disproved that in my rants with u, which I am going to be ashamed for. Nevertheless am through here. Goodday
FamilyRe: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by Eddygourdo(m): 7:44am On Dec 09, 2015
doveda:
You are looking at the eldest of five boysgrin

Papa's baby!kiss

Spoilt brat!grin

A woman who is not a product of a failed educational system. (Don't you just love Sa.gamitegrin)

cheesy cheesy grin
see landlord pikin or at worst neighbour pikin. Don't tell me ur life history jare. Wetin we dey use am do. If you had any sense u will observe ur gay dad has only boys in his balls, you clearly are an unexplained event, likely from the whoring displayed in ur kindred. U keep talking about that with ur mum, sisters and daughters. Now I understand why. Didn't you also obeserve you are the swine in the house? Fat everywhere as though ur skin pores na dump site of cheap cosmetics and cum. If u up for it. Post ur so called education on the net and I will post mine. So we can see how very much learned u are. U come on here and talk like a fool with no manners. True to u. Spoilt brat . Even without a beating u look like that lady. When u have been put in ur place. You will win miss world. Idiat

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