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doveda:
Hint: My rent can feed your entire family
Hint: I don't roll with dumb niggas
Hint: you are way below me
Hint: you are allowed to call me anything if it makes you sleep better at night


Fact: you are a sexist pig
Fact: you are frustrated and you blame women for your woes
Fact: you are very miserable

Wish: May it happen to your sisters and dauggters
Wish: I hope they die from the injuries

every mofo is a bill Gate on the Internet. Hahahaha. Oh my good God. You can pay my rent dear and feed my family. Hahahaha. Even you will see the idiocy in ur rant. No I blame men for my woes. Ur dad, ur brothers, ur uncles and sons. I blame their gay asses for my woes. Pauper claiming tussh

doveda:
Werey!

You are the sexist pig

May your who.ring sisters and daughters encounter worse fate!

no wonder. Na one waste of good sperm I dey follow talk. Ur a girl. No class, no brain, no man, no womb, no education, everything precede a No with you . Hey dummy stop crushing on me. I don't Bleep hoes nor expend time with them. You need to change ur mirror though, so next time you wanna use the word pig, you will realise ur fat ass just called out to ur relatives. U can't keep a man, if you can't attract one. If a fool keeps quiet in a discussion, she could be assumed wise. Learn from that dumbo. Let's it will be ur pic on the Internet.

All these stupid women and woman wrapper men jumping into conclusion from a one sided story and a picture. You are all simpletons and imbeciles. Very very judgemental and partial. who judges a case from one angle. Have you seen the picture of the man or you simply relied on the Facebook pic she posted. Most of you are fools, if you all were Solomon, the baby would have been divided into two and shared. If it was a man who posted such horrendous wounds, many will wanna hear the full story, some will accuse him rape and his injuries being the beating he got after he was caught, others will call him a weakling, others will call him an adulterer. So many names but few will regard him out rightly a victim. Can you judge a case from only the emotional angle? If we posted the picture of anini and other daredevil robbers before they were killed, many will accuse the police of cruelty because they so dumb to have known the true story, it's only the true story that vindicates or further implicates the actors. This sexist idealogy is shameful. It's perceived as enlightenment but in truth it's folly

coolviv:
Ok they mentioned your family and it's paining you to the extent of raining empty curses on yourself or is your father a herbalist? Yimu....Mumu!

weird bastard I just have to ask, this ur idiocy, were you born with it or did you study it at a school. You better watch your mouth and seek ur class. If you and till when you have sense, never try mention me again. Abi u dey craze ni. You think this is a market place where it's normal to display idiocy. No make me catch you oh.

doveda:
Hehehe

Nothing go happen my brother

You can't reap what you don't sow

If you were true to yourself, you would have said Amen to those prayers

I was merely leading you on your premises, abi na

You are nothing but a hypocrite

E dey pain am

Oga you should realise that this forum might have people of class, that you a product of an upbringing which entailed feeding from the whoring proceeds of ur mother and sisters. Such doesn't and must not appear to others. I understand your pains though. Did a client ever beat up ur mum cos she refused to take it up the shitter? Is that y you so touchy? Eh ya. Kpele. Too bad a hoe deserves a beat down. And if I met ur siblings or even ur dick head. It should be a great service to give them a chance for a better mug shot. Like the bitch above. Ass wipe.

doveda:
Hehehe

Nothing go happen my brother

You can't reap what you don't sow

If you were true to yourself, you would have said Amen to those prayers

I was merely leading you on your premises, abi na

You are nothing but a hypocrite

E dey pain am

guess u typed the amen afterall dumbo. You so in a hurry to appear what you are not, you don't realise the idiocy in such behaviour. Like I said boy, as the woman is a sister and daughter, so is the man a brother and son. May what you said be for me as I sowed it and what I said be for you as I said it. People learn new things. You will learn one after your rant with me. By the way, I know ur type, been there done that. You still ugly bro and shooting blanks despite ur pussy licking

coolviv:
Ok they mentioned your family and it's paining you to the extent of raining empty curses on yourself or is your father a herbalist? Yimu....Mumu!

you are an idiot if you were not u would have better sense. Since I observe you a hoe. If you like display crassness with the buffon who ends up marrying you. Am sure the pic of that woman up there will win a miss world contest before u. Silly ass

doveda:
Abi

If your daughters or sisters are hoes, which I know that they are because Nigerian women are ho.es and gold diggers. They are better off dead than alive and I wish they will find the guys that will kill them for being who.rish.

please oga don't play that card jare it's silly, the man is also a son and a brother to someone. I hope ur sons and brothers marry whores and disrespectful wives who would send them to their early graves. I wish u eternal pains and suffering in the hands of ur partner and may you snap and react may the gods smite you with madness unending. That you reactions will forever bring you shame ad pains that even demons will reject your dawned soul. Bloody bastard. It's your type that come to the public and become a woman right respected only to abuse your women indoors. Waste of sperm

Please please please. Make we hear word. Women and playing the victim card. Despite the horrendous injuries. I won't judge till I hear the full story. It could have been a beat down for a hoe or a lost bout.

Love me the way I am, someone asks "who the bloody hell are you". I must improve to be more loveable and another says " what a needy emotional dork". This is all confusing to many people who are trying to align the different personalities in their relationships. One big truth though is that, BAD MEN ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE TO GOOD WOMEN AND VICE VERSA. In a poll of 20 women to choose between a good man and a bad man, 80% would most likely pick the bad man with the remaining 20% picking the good man only cos the bad man is no longer available. Same applies to a poll of men given the choice to pick amongst the good woman and the bad woman, the immature men will likely pick the more beautiful bad woman, while the so called mature men will pick the good woman, only to cheat on her later on with the bad woman.

Why exactly do bad things and good appear a perfect match. Guess it's bound by the golden rule of like and unlike poles attractions and repulsion. Does this rule mean that my gf or bf who we exactly alike would end up having a strained marriage?
Does this imply that our happiness in love is predestined by temperaments and opposites?

Should we love ourselves as we met ourselves or must we improve and fine tune ourselves to being a better match for our partners.

Many argue they prefer the former and many more preferring the later. I, eddygourdo refutes both as a standard. I believe that if you handle love similarly as you would a business, then it's easier to assume both submissions at different times and situations as it suits the couple. Women make it difficult to be objective in relationships though thanks to their raging emotions and quest for romance.

I have made good friends on this forum off it and also I have met lunatics. But the lack of objectivity in partner finding or relationship sustainability is a major fault I observed. I remember chatting up a Canadian Nigerian from the dating section. Believe you me if you have never spoken to a loon. Try and add her and you won't be disappointed.

Eddygourdo : howdy

Loony : yes

Eddygourdo : am eddygourdo, how are u today

Loony :?

Eddygourdo : (with great patience) what's ur name dear and location

Loony : monny and am on earth

Eddygourdo : is that ur real name and by the way who assumed you were on the moon

Loony : you are very boring

Eddygourdo : God will punish you. Dimwit. Shuo. What have we discussed that I became boring. You just want to insult me okwa ya?

Loony : why are you harsh, I don't like harsh people.

Eddygourdo : after reading your encouraging response to me in this chat. I realise I love you, in fact we are meant to be together, at a secure room in yaba left, bound by strong chains. See maami water. Bye bye

To believe this lady posted a pin to make new friends and She had no intention to be friendly yet she wanted new friends. LACK OF OBJECTIVITY.

YOU WANT SOMETHING, GO FOR IT UNASHAMEDLY AND MODIFY YOURSELF TO ACHEIVE AND SUSTAIN IT IF NEED BE.

IF IT TURNS OUT BAD, THROW IT AWAY AND NEVER ACCEPT BULLSHIT AS IT IS.

THOUGH SOMETIMES COOKED SHIT AND RAW SHIT IS STILL SHIT. DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH IT.

Thanks you all, have tried church things, it's true am spiritually empty. Maybe that's a cause too. How does tekken help my brother who said that abeg.

vivaciousvivi:
Eddygourdo your post was truly heart-wrenching.
I am so sorry for the loss of your friend.
I recently lost a dear family member and I know what it feels like.
Take heart and may the soul of our dearly departed, eternally rest in peace. Amen

AMEN DEAR

Mikkyboy008:
Sorry for the loss Op..I do have best friends and I just can't think of losing them.Not at all.
Dear God,i use this medium to ask for long life to my dear bestfriend,Jeffery and my bestest female friend Stephanie and all others.Amen.






Ps:If that's really you on your pic, CaroLyner why you fine like that na?Ah ah.

AMEN

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Nobody, female?

I thought she was male.[/color]

hahahahahaha, you can't kill me

jayzon:
God forbid....i shall Bleep pussy till i die.....

kai after tasting man lips in a kiss? Oga dia is no going back walahi. You haph gay pinish

jayzon:
God forbid....i shall Bleep pussy till i die.....

after t

Nobody. Very funny guy/girl

Haven't read such a hilarious post in my whole life. Op truth be told to you. You are a homo. You just not yet a practising homo. Soonest though, soonest

Prec1ous:
I have an advice for all ill-spawned biafrans.

Why are you wasting time online constituting nuisance? That alone shows how myopic you all are towards your so-called promised land.

If you cannot bring something similar to the biblical plague of Moses, then get serious because you are stuck with Nigeria.

None of you all saying trash witnessed the civil and its not what you should be hoping for.

I prefer boko haram to you idiots, in there confused movement they can bite, you all are toothless bull mastiff. When one of you becomes a suicide bomber, we will know that you are serious.

Meanwhile...
-You can tear your Nigerian passport.
-Burn your Nigerian voters card and I'd card.
-LEAVE the west and North and March home.
-Destroy the Niger bridge and rename it.
-Tell your senators, honorables and ministers to leave there Nigerian duties and come home.
-Stop coming online to wail, go to Aso rock and cry there.

Declare yourself sovereign today if you are serious and stop nt is shady and foolish hypocrisy.

It hurts when I know it's the youth who are supposed to hold promise for tomorrow are the ones trading there life for a white elephant progress.

Anyone who quotes or mention me to say trash will have a short life span like the biafran dream.

Idiots.

hahahahahaha. Let me share this view. Hopefully they will take the steps highlighted and see a manifested vision of their agitation. Hahahahahaha. U wicked oh

TruthisGOD:
Well, since you said that some ppl ve to die during a peaceful protests. One day your sister or daughter will be shot dead by Nigerian police when protesting for hike in school fees. Babarians!!!

may such fate befall your generations that your shadow will cringe in pain and Shame at your pitiful existence. You dimwit how dare you.

Duru1:
These is one reason I want Ndiigbo out of Nigeria and support the IPOB and MAASOB since Nigerian educational system is nothing to write home about though. Per the bolded, who are "we"? Please it is wise to maintain some form of clarity. You find it at home to write Igbo and Igbo people and very hard and shameful to mention or write your dull ethnicity in the same context.

Well too bad am very very absolutely very certain I floor you academically and many other aspects that has to do with intellectual dexterity. So oga come down from your high horses of perceived enlightment and speak at ur level

TruthisGOD:
You're just being hypocritical and insensitive. Have they killed any person? Have the not being on peaceful protest for more than one month while FG shoots at them?

am not bro. Can you truly say that the protests for all intents was peaceful? A protest made at the backdrop of zoo chants, derogatory remarks and threats of violence if the goal isn't achieved? Maybe you should read up on crowd control procedures by the armed forces then you will understand why some people had to die.

Dear shevy,

If you were alive to see my topic to you, you would have branded me gay and abused me for a year, but after 9years it still holds true that since you left I have been lonely, I should never have played that football match, you had finished playing and only rejoined because I came to play, we celebrated my goal together and then you sank to the floor gasping for breath, I didn't take you seriously. I kept celebrating as though I was you. I always wanted to score goals like you and on the day I did that you decided to collapse in apparent heart attack. Why didn't I run and bring water for you when you screamed my name despite death calling you, why didn't I take you seriously instead of delegating someone to check on you, why couldn't I give you mouth to mouth resuscitation because I was scared you would tease me of trying to kiss you once you got better instead of trying to save your life, why did you die today in that year. You were my twin from another mother, my friend from another tribe and above all my buddy. I sit here in my office in realisation that I never moved on after you. I thank God for her though, she does her best. Sorry I never reached out to your parents after your burial cos our resemblance made your father cry when he saw me and I didn't wanna find out what it would do to your mother. These peeps I tell your story albeit partially are some of my friends now, though online. I haven't forgotten you bro. Today like every other year exactly two days to my birthday and twelve days from yours. I implore you rest in the blossom of Christ.

From scar face
Eddygourdo.

It's most hurtful to lose a person, but death is inevitable and I learned that fact unfortunately early and unprepared. I realised though that my love for you was the love and understanding I expressed while you lived and not the tears I shed when you died. And I loved you bro. Adios

This might be in the wrong section. Pardon that and correct appropriately as na the one I sabi, I do.

In saner climes I should register as an addict, though I don't really chase girls anymore but I LOVE THEM. I don't remember what made me look at qhal's thread on big booty in the sexuality section, some of the things I saw there nearly moved me to tears in desire. Why am I this way, drugs I desire not, alcohol I desire not, cigarettes or any type of smoking I desire not, but give me a nice piece of ass and I would forget to eat. In my chosen field and in academics I have been regarded a genius so most times to do my job or study has never been a chore or activity that I really needed to put effort in, so most times I have free time to think about women, I have had these people, enjoyed plenty plenty sexual experiences that it appears excessive for my age, yet the pictures I saw on that thread reminds me of the only thing that gladen my heart. WOMEN. Behaviour wise I don't like most women actually but the physionchnomy drives me nuts. I am now bothered I might be a addict and when I see my colleague /friend I realise a life I won't ever wanna live. At 55 he chases and runs after anything wearing a skirt like an insatiable youth. If a man ties a wrapper he most likely will chase him unknowingly. I find that irritating to say the least but a bit hypocritical thatthat I might be the same. Though unlike him I have taste in women, plus I barely chase them nowadays. But why can't something else please or gladen my heart except women. I wish I were younger so I smoke or drug to see if I will like it. It's shameful to start smoking or drugging up at my age and level in life. I have tried church but I don't believe anything they say in truth, I have tried writing but I get tired after awhile. I really need to replace this women thing with something else I can be proud of. Mind you am proud of my love for women but I need something else. Don't wanna be 60 and be visiting university hostels you talk up silly girls cos I wanna taste nectar. Abuse me, advice me, mock me, say something meaningful, anything at all. Will read and take the useful applicable views and ignore the rest. Wish you all a blessed week ahead.

Everyday I wanna learn new things. I want to know, I want to hear, I want to learn, if you fall into any other categories please send me a BBM invite, would love to hear from you. 52ca10af.
Gays
Lesbians
Muslims
Pentecostals
Foreigners
Nigerians in disapora
Devil worshippers
Any philosophy that isn't generally accepted anybody really whose opinion on any issue is likely to differ from mine
WOULD LOVE TO CHAT WITH YOU. CHEERS

If only God spoke now and identified his true children. He would do so and all these chop clean mouth claim Saint will be here abusing the OP . If we sampled every girl on nairaland, they will mention names of males on this thread who refused their offer of no sex till marriage or worse still accepted it with alot of whining . Please please my people, if only education passed through you as you passed through it, you would have learnt to not judge every issue from a biblical lens, the world as you know it is too complex to be defined and explained in a single text of knowledge. Be that as it may, he posited an opinion, you have yours, most of your pastors warned you all not to fornicate, most of you as well as your pastors are fornicating daily with skeletons in cupboard that can scare the bejesus out of Satan. So please if what he said doesn't concur with ur reasoning, then jump and pass, if it does then acknowledge him just as am about to do. Well done dear op

queenfav:
lol..na we be the ones wen dey defile the marriage bed na.Nigerians are the biggest hypocrites on earth.You find pastors preaching about no sex before marriage, yet they are straffing fresh choir babes and even married women behind closed doors.Many are not even convicted deep down in their soul that they want to toe that line.They are just doing it because it makes them seem "holy".Wheras you still lie and commit other sins.

the matter tire me no be small. It's a major flaw of a Nigerian. That's why I only take people who can and are confident to admit their wrongs, faults or inclinations seriously. Which explains why the only girlfriends I ever trusted and truly loved were lesbians or bisexual, if they could admit that to me, then why will they lie about anything else. For now let me keep reading the disciples of Jesus comments bashing the OP for expressing an opinion which is true by the way

Everybody here is a Virgin, the OP is corrupt, he and me are sex addicts because he pointed out his opinions on a philosophy, if you are all Virgins who abstain from sex, who are those men who have slept with all the ladies I know and will know. Nigerians ad shameless hypocrisy is like bread and butter. Shame

In as much as I am happy with all these revelations coming out of the corruption probe, I believe all blame must be thrown at the feet of GEJ. I believe he must have cut himself a deal with the present administration as no allegations have been levelled against him yet, with rather words like ignorance and deceit used to describe his being unaware of many things that underwent during his government, if GEJ cut a deal for himself to avoid prosecution at any time (it will be unfortunate or destabilising if GEJ is tried on whatever charges) how come he abandoned his cronies to be run under the bus. To have offered No protection whatsoever for people who worked under him is very bad. Today dasuki is singing, many revelations will be made about his government and his involvement. If Nigerians become aware of his complicity I wonder if any previous deal can save him from prosecution. He should have fought for himself and his stooges since there were in it all together. They will not go down without taking him with them. He should have cut a better deal. Give us our money and go home peacefully everybody. That made more sense uncle Jonathan. But of course you had to display you well know trait. Big shame.

BrightEye:
Just say u wanna tell us how creative u are..... Sit down and think for a second, there is a way out!

am lost bro. Explain better please ur suggestion.

KashyBaby:
Aside from Premier league that makes our weekend's crazzzzy, yes ofcurz u can find a lot of NGO's that need ur help..or maybe it's time for u to develop ur hidden talent? Or explore ur new things and engaging urself something that doesn't need a female partner

naughty you. Dating my hand and a bottle of vase line is not what I had in mind. Am a sexual deviant, so it can't work for me. I like the NGO idea. My location is the issue but nevertheless, Biko if you know any that will take a lonely brother in, holla @ ur boy. I am 6ft 2, dark and built, so I can be a guard sef at their events.