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williams969:
have had an experience with a lady that her temper is the combination of samson, levi and simieon all together, this lady is built to kill and i mean it, and am the gentle type of guy i cant even hurt a fly, but this lady, when i just said "come on dear you are too hot tempered, 2 thunderous slaps landed on my sweet check followed by i should never ever call her hot tempered again, and thats just a tip of the ice berg even when i told her am not interested anymore, she will lock the room and start cursing and if i dont respond she starts throwing and destroying things even her phone, she smashes on the floor and says am not leaving her room until i say am not breaking up again, when i see that she can kill me told her i am not breaking up again, and was shaking and she came aand said she was sorry that y would i even want to break up, i said its was the devil, omo na fear oo, you guys wanna know how i survived Just tell me i will create a thread for you all to read

na men like una dey embarrass us, person wey u suppose don slap silly!

you need a whole lotta fresh brains mate...like hell,you way too fûcking dumb and stewpid..damn!

gloria34:
I have see worse cases btw married couples yet they are still together. wait 4 ur turn if u aren't married, if u are, better control ur temper b4 it crashes ur home

rubbish, so in a nutshell, the lady has a free pass?...if i was your husband and you try such, i will beat you scatter, shey u no get home training ba?

Daeylar:
Thanks, hope you enjoyed yours?
Goodnight

yes i did!

Goodnight dear...sleep tight

would give her a thunderous slap that would trigger a brain reset! lets see how long she can still hold on to the collar

Daeylar:
Lol, yes I don't believe,

Good morning

Hmmmm....you and zandha tho

Alright then, enjoy the rest of your day

Jodha:
Taah...when read wah I posted...I had headache... it was full of errors...

Yh for check up and doctor's prescriptions..

It was not bad...
Nope...I'm in school..

Oh , pele dear, well i didn't notice any error except the frequent use of the shorthand english!

That is great dear, thought you are through l, mind i ask which school!

good morning dearie

Daeylar:
Lol. What?

The comment of yours to which i quoted, never knew you saw God that way, needless to seek further validations, you have said it all...hmmm..

Good morning

The best thing that can ever happen to a man is to welcome your baby few months after marriage

Modified:
Why all this gals like to dey blame guy for abortion? If you get pregnant , it is because you want to

Jodha:
I love the movie...so I remember every tiny bit of it...

It's awk dearie..

Hmm...yhu see as I saw typing rubbish yesterday due to weakness...well...I actually went to the Hosp...
It's not like before again...there's an improvement.. So I guess I'm getting better..

Hope yhur day went well...

Well you were not typing rubbish, i was enjoying it all, i liked the way you talked more

Hospital?, wow, anyways good to know you are getting better dearie, my exact thoughts! Yes my day was dope! What about yours? Still in ph?

Daeylar:
Why did God even allow you to suffer and have a stray bullet pierce your heart?
What kind of God is that?
So he was just watching and he let the stray bullet pierce your heart? Why?
Just for shits and giggles?

Thank the doctors that you are alive biko.

even you? hmmm

greiboy:
Some omo ibadan like me sabi small English

mate! you are based in ib? mine is oluyole extension? wbu?

modified:: where for elebu axis?

Jodha:
Lool...yhu ehn ...
I think it should be...the movie started with the vilan imprisoning a girl and two guys...he girl has been playing on both guys....dating both of em...the guys were told to lift a particular knife or so to spare her life...within minutes... Both guys were struggling to save...she was trying and shouting..when she sees one is doing a harder ...she tell dawan "baby yhu know its yhu I love"... The other will get angry and try harder she'll then shout.." No baby ion love him yhu know its yhu I love "...both guys later decided the girl was a bitc-h.. And decided to let her die...
The saw dissected her tummy...her boobs ...her mouth... It was craay... I love that movie so much and would watch it again and again..


Do wah more often ...I'm lost...

Was in bed all day oo...

lol...seems like you remember every scene, it is faint in my memory but it thus seem familiar!

am sorry this is coming late, had issues with my phone! so how are you feeling now? i no wan hear negatives ooo

Teewhydalegend:
Dvmb boy
Have you ever considered reading "mastering English"?
Or did you attend one "pako" school?
Go and brush up on your English.
Run along now dvmbass..
Ohh
One more thing.....stop stealing people's post.
Go, and steal no more

you had the effrontery to bash one's grammar but have no brains to stop giving the aforementioned monikers unnecessary mention!

Jodha:
Me 2...I abhor action movies ...especially avengers and their lots..quite boring to me..
Have yhu seen "saw" ...its an old movie...but its amazing..I so love that movie..although I felt it did not end completely..

Not better oo..I still feel terrible..I guess by tmrw I'll be fine...

Hope yhur day went well?..

action aint never boring dear, whichever one, be it fist against fist kinna duel or gun fight, it all works for me, and yes with a lil bit of romance! some small kiss kiss and boob fôndling, i will stay glued to it like forever!

is it the same SAW i know, like SAW1-7? the same horrow movie? fear no gree ma watch am dear....sorry about your health, you should do it more often, it cures sickness!

yea am great, even though my day wasn't really smooth...wah bou urs?

Jodha:
If it's too simple ...its boring ...but I can't be losing anyhow in a game...kolework..

I do but I'm not a movie freak..
I love horror movies oo... the scarier d better sef...

I'm damn serious... Horror movie is bae

Wah 'bouh yhu?

i watch every kinna movie as long as it is either suspense or action packed....i do horror too esp zombies!

that reminds me, how you feeling now? wished i coulda asked offline tho!

Jodha:
Loolzz...

Yhure right...

Hmm I'm not ...I loathe playing games that requires losing ...I don't like losing..if I play a game say 3 or 4 times and I keep on failing.. I'll get frustrated and angry... And I'll never play that game..ever game...

So I avoid games normally...in other not to get myself unnecessarily worked up over nothing..

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ah angry ke? you know the irony of it? , this is exactly what makes a game interesting, if it is not challenging then bye bye..i also hate simple games!

so asides games, do you enjoy watching movies? if yes what kind? don't mention horror, won't believe you!

Jodha:
Loolzz...

Yhure right...

Hmm I'm not ...I loathe playing games that requires losing ...I don't like losing..if I play a game say 3 or 4 times and I keep on failing.. I'll get frustrated and angry... And I'll never play that game..ever game...

So I avoid games normally...in other not to get myself unnecessarily worked up over nothing..

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irony of it is , this is exactly what makes a game interesting, if it is not challenging then bye bye..i also hate simple games

Jodha:
Don't mind em bing0s...I'll continue to tutor them so hard...no matter the number of times they ban me..

I've taken drugs.. But it ain't getting better...I guess with time I'll be awk..

Sure.. I have classes...would attend if my health improves...

Have yhu downloaded GOT the game...heard it's worth 1.5gb data to download it...

there you go girl, speak on it, you got my full blessings!

oh sorry about that, lets hope the drug works..you could ignore classes for today and rest well..am sure you'd be fine before the end of the day!

yes you are right, not sure i would download it though, are you a game freak?

Jodha:
I'm alright ...I was banned ...

Good morning dearie... Not feeling too well...couldn't even sleep last night...
Wah 'bouh yhu...hope yhu slept well..?

banned? they should never ban you for trying to knock sense into some dummy, at least you are back now!

i know how that feels, not being able to sleep, get some drugs dear, it is too early to get down!

and yes am great, infact very great, i slept okay! Gonna be busy today?

Jodha:
Happy new year dearie...sorry this is coming late...

no problem...i was gonna give you a mention soon! Been a while i saw you around! i hope you doing alright dear?

Good morning, trust your night was great!

DrinkLimca:
If foolishness was an hotel..
yours will be 6 stars hotel.

e dey ya body, mk i find shelter abeg before u murder me finish with ya bullets

DrinkLimca:
You are so black that, SARS officers, shot a gun at you and the bullet came back, asking for flashlight.

how is that even possible? imagine an adult sprouting such childish disses...oga find somewhere bury ya head!

Leonbonapart:
you know nothing about God. And what you just typed is blasphemy

Comprehension seems to be the problem of the vast majority of nairalanders..you included!

Leave me alone, i beg of you!

dasparrow:
And you know what's funny? Most righteous men in the bible were rich.

David
Daniel
Joshua
Abraham
Joseph
Job
Even our Lord Jesus Christ was not poverty stricken.

To serve God does not mean one has to be or stay poor. God's Blessings maketh RICH and added no sorrow says the bible.

For those of you that want to stay poor, knock yourselves out. I will have plenty so I can help out the less fortunate. After all, givers never lack.

Exactly my brother!

I would rather listen to a rich man of God than a poor one!

AkpaMgbor:
Okay...point taken..so then what reference should the preacher have used in relation to wealth and the kingdom of God?

There are scriptures in the holy book he could have used to validate his preachings but he did not!

By that OUTRAGEOUS example he gave, he successfully made dangote look the devil, he did not only talk about his wealth but rather insulted his personality alongside...that is totally wrong!