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Mariinee:
Shut up! I didn't gbagaun anything. Is there anything wrong with being 19? No. If I was ashamed of my age, I wouldn't reveal it on Nairaland. You were once 19 and I'm pretty sure you didn't have as much wisdom as I do at that age, how you act now is a clear confirmation for that.
My fleeting immaturity was what made me give my number out to you in the first place and look what it caused, I'm enmeshed in a silly scandal with a stupid idiot. You aren't even the first person I would talk to off NL but it had to blow into a big deal.
Please please please, don't mention me back. I'm sick of this.

Na that sickness go kill you sef, Trying to impress me with big grammar cos i asserted you gbagaun at the slighest iteration...lol..

Your age bothers me not, but the dumbness that comes with it,Being 19 is no biggie, we all waltz through that age in the facet of life, but surprisingly yours comes with an appalling sense of foolishness and a penchant for mind-numbing attitude! Did you give me your number or i gave you mine? Your brain is phlegm-infested thus rendering it too weak to remember the obvious....pseudo-English dunce

Scandal? Did i fvck you? Do i have your nudes? Or which of your reputation did i damage or ruin?You should check the dicki time to time before using words you barely know, by the way ,what is my business if this is a big deal for you, i was oblivious of your pitiful-existence until you threw a subtle jab at me, now you playing victim...infact God punish you sef!

.....you can fcck off now...

Mariinee:
Arindin, that's exactly what I meant...that I'm not that insensitive and immature. I know what I say and you are not even in the league of persons I'd argue grammar with. You are too dumb for me to take you serious, idiot.

Yea we know! No one is ever in the league to correct you, na hin make you gbagaun twice on a roll....well it gives me sweetened-chills to know you confirmed being insensitive and immature...your own words not mine ..a sole-reflection of being 19

It is too early for bullshii abeg...carry your wahala dey go, it is embarrasing enough having this convo with you, especially one who foolishly thinks platonic friendship doesn't exist between both genders!

Tozara:
Lol. What's up, bro?

Am good , How you doing fam? Been busy?

Martin0:
God! Hay the bible say's respect that name and don't use it for jokes!

fiendish juveniles everywhere
Adonbiliv u lack cataracts!

It clear to me now!

You registered june last year, yet you have over 10000 comments with 151 topics...you should be awarded a rare-trophy

with my few years here, never have i seen anyone basking in such reflection as yours!

Now i vividly understand, all i see now are crystals, My apologies for ever quoting you....

Martin0:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah kikikikikikikikikik op abeg ooo nor jus kill me ooo

My belle ooo chai so I sounded rude to her!

That babe need to understand life jor!

Nor tell me say u re not seeing what am seeing ooo!

Anyway op I know my way! And I don't expect intelligent ladies like you to fall into the trap oo abeg;DAnyway happy new year!You writeup is so true and true I applaud you for that!

Only God can save you now!

Martin0:
How are my sure you are not confused or. lugubrious well isn't my life my business

This juveniles!

You are right, in all entirety it is your damn business

But the thing is, you keep disgracing the male-code with your penchant for asslicking

lezz:
I find it refreshing reading this from a girl. The idea of a girl-boy relationship being 100% platonic without sexual innuendos is, in itself, a friendship fraud.

Let’s cross over to the unnerving path:

Who are the guys having a girl as a good platonic friend?

* guys who have had their love requests expressly or subtly turned down, and the girl says, let’s just be friends”. So the guys tarries, hoping one day his true worth will be revealed to this girl and she will fall into his waiting dick/arms.

* guys who lack the courage to woo a girl directly without pretending to be concerned about the weather, or politics or music or movies. These shy cowards get shuffled naturally into the friend list when all the while, they are nursing a romantic relationship

* guys who don’t take no for an answer. They hang around, tease their targets with gifts, money and attention while the girl introduces them to her buddies as just a “nice friend “.

Scientifically, research has proven men are more apt to go to bed with their female friends than the other way round.

At the risk of sounding bias, men are wired to believe that if a woman enjoys his company, jokes, and time, naturally she wouldn’t mind sleeping with him.

Quite a considerable figure of rape indicates the victims were well known to their male assailants.

There are few—bordering on non-existent —men who would refuse the chance to sleep with their female friends. That’s just the blunt unpalatable truth.

Stepping on the daring path now; I dare any male who has had a close female non-romantic friend to deny never having —in brief moments— imagine what it’d feel like sleeping with her.

Lastly, only women are truly biologically and emotionally capable of being close platonic friends with males. There’s a tiny gap for exemptions but I worry the number isn’t enough to rule out generalizations.

There’s just something organically unsettling in males preventing a platonic relation completely devoid of the thought of sex.

Wrong wrong wrong, too much talk sef

Not every man seeks dating, i have reiterated that time and again oga...

Only a fool is sexually attracted to every girl he meets, don't we have ugly girls that by chance happen to be your course mate or work mate?...so if you work as a banker or anyother profession, any lady added to your contact is for gbenshing abi?

I met a married woman while in camp,she is my friend till date, not even once did i have such numbing thoughts towards her...you of all people should never generalise your points....a guy knows what he wants the day he gets a lady's digits, be it friendship or for fûcking sake!

Peace

makydebbie:
See this alpha male wannabe. Sorry it's not going to work you're already known for your renowned ass licking.And it suits you, go lick some ass and you'll be fine.

Awuzu billahi, first marine , now you....makes two on my count! Martin0, U see your life? You see why asslicking never pays!

I could bet with my left balls you are a perfect example for every opinion the op emphasized! Olodo

Mariinee:
You know I won't.I'm not that insensitive and immature And that was clearly a mistake.

You know what? Just shoo off, please.

At bolded...lol, is this one also a mistake?
You are not that insensitive and immature, that sentence construes this "you are insensitive and immature but not much...It is funny how you claim to be versed in grammar yet make the stupidest of mistakes...

Anyways it validates why you act all childish and dumb on this forum!

You too shoo off....e pain am...

Modified:
Oya lolade i no fight you again....it is a new year...enjoy

Mariinee:
Pummeled? Lmao.

Ahbeg shoo off, I don't want to start the year engaging nitwits.

It is pummelled, olodo

Thought you wanted to post some screenshots? Cat got your hands? You are nothing but a rejected-dunce

pocohantas:
The problem is, lots of guys inadvertently help these stereotypes. I remember a thread created by maky.debbie. That thread was saying a girl and a guy can never be just friends,without the guy wanting more immediately or at some point. I was surprised to see it was guys that endorsed it more. If I go through that thread now, I might see some guys who agreed to it, disagreeing right now.

I can't agree any less dear, yes we can't rule that out though, we have so many couples who have walked down the aisle, yet they started out as just friends, am in no disagreement to that, but generalising it seems watery to me!

I have few friends offline that we exist only in the bounds and constraints of friendship,nothing more , nothing else..and we have kept such relationship for months..and i have never had such thought towards them...on the other hand , i have other friends that i intend smashing them from day 1, you see? No generalization!

And it is also true that a guy knows exactly what he wants the very day he meets a girl! And this is where the friendzone comes in, once a lady knows you want her and she feels the opposite, she puts you in the zone whether you like it or not, especially if you gat dough so it aint a mutual relationship, reason it's called a friendzone


Blackhawk03

Mariinee:
Now he resorts to insults. LOL

I stopped engaging Retards on the 31st of Dec, 2017 sweetheart. Have fun.

That is what you say anytime your ass is being pummelled, few moments from now we'd see you embolding your words in black-brick colour, a stale-technique of faking being ghetto and hardcore

Drop the pics, you owe me dear, least you could do

Mariinee:
But you made a snide comment first? I don't even have strength to go back and forth, don't make me post screenshots.

Now you gon make me mad, This same vague-attempt again? i dared you the last time to do it...post it already or fûck-off...let the whole world see you for a dunce that you are, if you like edit am, u go meet me dere, i dey wait for you...you should hurry now!

Blackhawk03:
You ain't always in it for relationship but you grow ten horns at the mention of friendzone...

Friendzone is different from being friends with a lady! You of all people should know that

Mariinee:
Tell me where I said you want a relationship with me or shut up. I blocked you because you are dumb and boring and I don't do dumb and boring.

What you told lezz aka burningblade na hin i talk ooo,

Lol, dumb and boring, i just keep laughing, you and this your fake-notion of blocking me, dint even know you did cos i ignored u like a plague after wishing u goodnight....

Lolade oo, Sending u a bc msg qualifies one dumb and being boring requires a block? So you blocked in the middle of our chat or what? You just keep springing up lies..lol...it is not good for your health ooo, anyways i understand you being a girl and the need to lie,so much fortrying to upgrade esteem.

Stop abusing me abeg, you know i don't engage females...which was why i ignored your last rebuttal

So kindly faaack-off

Draei:
Huh! SERIOUSLY.? You're telling me you're among the sets of dimwitted shallow-brained girls whose first impression whenever a guy walks up to her for the first time is a 'relationship proposal?' WTF!

Wow, she is oooo....am a living-victim...

She assumed i wanted a relationship offline cos i added her up, pluease don't blame her , she is barely 19...

God! You never know with women! Y'all have more mood swings than an army of cats have lives..till date we haven't been able to satisfy your wants!

Your write up is a tissue of incompetent-assumptions even a half-wit paralytic would see through! something i have noticed on this forum, when threads like this are being created to side shame us, other ladies are always in accordance to what the op purges out, be it gibberish or wisdom! Even if the words were true, does that mean you all keep the same circle of guys considering the fact that you followed suit with the op's opinion?

@op ,You made mention of "most guys", am sure you know by that you mean above average? It seems so laughable and foolish to assume most guys do this "8,10, 11 and 12"

Just change the circle of guys you roll with and stop being a victim!

Cc maezara aka zandha
Jodha
Pidginwhisper
Lezz aka postmann
Bluntboy
Iamanigerianguy
Daeylar


Wishing u guys a fruitful and fufilling year...

SIINXU:
You know him too well, well enough to know that you're way better than he will ever be. I would wager that at his age, you won't be on the internet exchanging banters with people half your age, especially not on a night when you should be cuddling your wife or driving your kids home from church. That man is a failure.


Happy New Year, bruh.

Not quite a man, not quite a bitch, niggar needs balls more than humans need oxygen... Dickfaced-Wankêr..

I wish you the same fam, i wish you every good attribute that makes a year unique..

Ikillfools:
abeg eat ur papa sh1t and use coke wash am down. u be confermato fool, edimugu.

Niggur what manner of stupidity rests upon your existence, what is your problem? Are you so fûcked up that even the god of losers would reject you....pray tell? why aren't you cuddling your wife or singing your kids some lullabies and reminding them of how much you love them, you would like that would'nt you? Not even in your wildest dreams... I don't see that ever happening to a forty year old shameless fool who sucking lezz's dick seems to be his forte

PS::We both know, talking bou balls and wits, you aint got none of that shii...just fvck off and go choke on lezz's dick.. Biitch

Big bellied idiot

Ikillfools:
[s]thundar go kill you and ogun kill the uselesss mama wey born you. u wey be like wetin carpenter wey no sabi work make dey yan dust here. in short, amadioha use lightening soda the toto wey born u enter this world just to prevent am from sh1tting useless fools like you.

I hope say you no mistake me for you oh. in fact, check my pedigree and check your own, me and u no dey the same category, not now, not ever. God punish you and satan BAPTIZE that useless finger wey you dey use take type nonsense.

bastard! see who wan compare himself with me oh... u of all people wey get two left leg nahim dey make noise like goat wey dem wan kee for Christmas. Make dem use hot iron rape you anally, useless baboon like you.[/s]

Lol, u don vex be that o.

Too early bro, too early.... It is a new year... Go have your fun... We would pick up from this later on.... Enjoy ya day

lezz:
[s]i showed you both singular nouns plus going with singular verbs.

And plural nouns going going with plural verbs.

You are a discombobulated illiterate who doesn't even know verbs and their appropriate usages. Please see the two circles I marked off in the pics.

First one is an adverb used as a determiner going with a singular noun and taking a singular verb.

The second encircled ring is the plural example.

I have , within 5 minutes, excelled where your father failed.

Listen here, you're only putting up a weak dishonest front because I have rubbished you and all you stand for before these beautiful people of Nairaland.

You're a shiftless commoner, a pretender and an empty bozo.

I will never grace your mentions anymore. You're beneath the alcohol I expel as urine. Never again will I engage a backwater retárd. You died with 2017.

Any man who sired a shiftless idiot like you must be lower than a regular Joe and marrried to an aimless hooker who stinks worse than a discarded can of tin milk.

Your genealogical foundation is a porous as President Buhari's plans to revive Nigeria's economy.

Goodbye and happy 2018[/s].

Common shatap dere
This guy na confirm olodo, i no argue with u again abegi, na egg-yolk dey ur head, the brain no dey again, na hin make ur head be like my rott scrotum na, bastard son of a drunkard...ur papa no do u well as hin no semd u ho skul...omo ale jatijati

E don dey pain u shey, na u go tire, May u die the day u reply my mention, shey na me say make ur life dey flunctuate like nepa light nii, na me say make u never marry, abi na me say make u ugly, abi na me say make ur papa die for sick bed, abi e no wan better for u nii?

No be me kill ur mama, i swear she beg make i Bleep am, i say i no dey gbensh women wey get grey and distended pubic hair, na my fault?...na me say make all ur siblings die for car crash nii?

O ma shun ku nii, na for ur eye like dis bad tins go dey befall you, see i don trigger ur hormones now, i dey expect a painful rebuttal , no Bleep me up abeg

So na postmann u go dey use reply me now abi, coward oshi

E dey surprise me how lezz bin claim say hin busy when i first quote am, now hin no busy for 11.35, ur pathetic existence no get remedy olorun gbo...i thonk say u don die sef as i no see ur comment for days, u want make we believe say u busy, choi, see pikin brain..if i be god i go don let stray bullet jam you or make trailer scatter ur brain like tomato...

Useless goat

Lezz aka postmann, ikillfools aka afrosamurai, una two never reach olorun....make una go plenty well well, bunch of never-do-wells,

Lezz see this werey wey u be, iffahear say i no dey church make i waka like u till i kpensh,...why i need dey lie about church,i no stupid like u na ,na u no fit go talk to ur god make hin change ur destiny make 2018 no worst pass 2017 for you

Sheybi u bin dey claim busy before, na now u get time abi, e no go better for all the people wey smile at you the day wey ur whorish-mama born you

Ikillfools:
useless by who or whom? only in your useless and worthless dream do such reality exist. edimolu, or is edimugu. I once told you you're a cancer on this earth, and you need serious chemotherapy to stop your cancerous cells from spreading. now take your acute stupidity and disappear into the abyss of foolishness.

you're not worth my time, heck, the only thing you're worth is less than a drop of water in the atlantic ocean. do yourself the favour of being the obtuse loser you truly are.

E be like say u don catch ur balls abi, abeg i wan worth ur time oooo, old cargo, nairaland's number one dunce, abyss of foolishness? , na the only diss line wey dey hin small head be that, where u dey run go, ogun kill ur papa if u no finish me tonight....

Shameless dunce

Ikillfools:
i've placed him in the league of judeefcc, saintsamurai and synzu. idiots who revel in being made fools.

non the less, i'll still say happy new year to them. for without them, who will make us laugh till our stomach ache. LOL.

Dose peeps wey u mention better pass ur generation combined together, u wey ur belle be like pig wey pregnant, thunder faya ur papa for dere

Dis one sef dey claim voice, u wey everbody sabi as lezz's puppet, u no fit reason on ur own...i don spit on top whoever sire you...omuti oshi

lezz:
Edimolu, the cost of my educational qualifications quadruple your father's life savings and that of his father and his father and their fathers!!!

When adverbs such as "all" "some" "none" are used as determiners to herald a noun, the verb takes the position of the noun.

So if the noun is singular, the verb takes a singular form. But if the noun is plural, the verb takes a plural form.

In my case, Nairaland is a singular noun, thus the verb preceding it can not be grammatically influenced by " all".

So, Mr. Bland daft, it is grammatically wrong to say " all of Nairaland know". You're a simpleton. A waste of human effort. It should read , "all of Nairaland KNOWS"

See pics for illustration.

By the way, It's 10:46 pm. You said you'll be in church with your girl by 10pm. But here you are trying hard to best me.

When i told you you are as fake as your mother's breast she used in coning your dim-witted father into a sham marriage you keep denying it .

Failed idiot from a cursed union.


Now, I have demolished you beyond repair. Ridiculed your educational destitution and exposed you as just another frustrated sod hugging the cyberspace aimlessly out of boredom and inactivity.

Never in your wretched life try to correct someone greater than the polluted filth you call your bloodlines.

Magnified idiot.

Choi which kain olodo u be so? You only show me simgular and plural going with is and are? Awuzu billahi y u just dumb like dis?, why ur brain dey spill mucus na? See as u just go off-point with ypur foolish analysis

All of nairaland "knows" , ,? Choi and u still dey argue am?

The word all is an adverb and also axts as a determiner when used to start a sentence, the word nairaland has no effect in the verb being used...you no get sense, go ask ur betters , dem go knock u before dem reason u better....olodo oshi

Just dey gbagaun anyhow, which one be educational destitution, e no go better for ur papa for giving me headache....oloriburuku oshi

postmann:
[s]Ah! Oh! Yeah!, harder! Moaned the bìtch ass, faggit, who enjoys being lezz-fùcked every now and again.

He likes it rough, brutal and rectum-shattering. He goes down on all fours, beckoning lezz to a rear entrance.

Armed with two powerful thighs and with a loin made of steel, lezz obliges... taking hold of edimolu's hips and there goes the most savage of fùcks.

Exploded rectum, torn, bloodstained anal-ligaments left this biťchass still crying for more. "How about a three-some with postmann sticking it in my mouth while you, lezz continues to trailer-ram me from behind?", the bitch ass sugggests[/s]

You dey fool yasef no be small, postmann aka lezzcow

Lezzcow, wetin u dey talk ogbeni? Laugh wan kill me oooo, na diss be dos abi telemundo? Thank ur god say o no dey ur side, i for knock u scatter..

Ikillfools:
hopefully, he'll be perfumed with fuel and set ablaze, so his foolishness will go 'up in smoke' like burnt offering.

Joseph d dreamer, You ehn, nobody wey no sabi you, na to dey hide behind dey throw jabs, you wey dem don useless for sexuality section, na u worst pass, but shame no gp allow u get sense, small pikin na hin tell old man like you no dey act ur age....see fun.lord, see fucktoto, dem no reqch u fpr age yet dem get sense pass you...

Kontinu, i for put ur mattas fpr prayers too like lezzgoat, but hin problems too much, God fit vex for me if i add u join..

Oponu oshi

lezz:
So Nairaland is now a plural subject to go with plural verb? LOMAO!!!

See the product of a backwood educational system where teachers accept farm produce as school fees.

Is emboldened ignorance part of the genetics of your contaminated bloodlines or you developed it from head wounds I have subjected you to?

Harddón-product. What if I told you harddón is just a programmed entity existing only in Nairaland.

You're the sperm every mother wished ended in a miscarriage.

Common shut up there before i wooz u betta slap, you still dey argue mumucally, which kain saw-dust com full ur brain so? U wey use "all" as a determiner no know say it gaz go with the verb "know".....u mumu no be small...olodo oshi, you better go skul back...

Wetin eye no go see oooo, hard.don na rob.ot?...okay...talk another one.....ode